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Hypothetically speaking… at the end of the day, has your husband ever come home and said to you: “Oh that John Boehner, what an idiot.”

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Now, is it Portuguese water dog, is it?

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You look fantastic.

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Welcome to the program. Thank you very much.

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It’s good to be here.

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How are things at the White House, ok?

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I’m here.

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There’s a picture of a guy in there. You just never know what you might find sneaking around in your coffee cup.

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Welcome to the show.

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Things are good, things are good. Trying to stay out of trouble.

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There’s trouble everywhere in politics.

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Our first guest on the program tonight is the creator of Joining Forces, it’s a national initiative to support and honor Americas service members and their families. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama.

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You have to be careful what you say, what you do, who you look at.

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Everywhere

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Yeah

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Married men and women have conversations all the time.

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Thank you.

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Is, is he, can he be a handful, a bit?

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That’s right.

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But…

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We tend to talk.

______________________________________________________________ Now, now, you don’t have to answer this question. But this is the thing that I was thinking about. I have conversations with my wife; Paul has conversations with his wife.

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You actually do.

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Now… you can’t, you can’t go anywhere. Can you go anywhere?

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It has never happened, never, never. He is always upbeat, particularly about Congress.

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No, I CAN.

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How is Bo, by the way?

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I can’t go ANYWHERE!

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But if you, if you, really…

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I have my little jonts out.

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Thank you so much.

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“Yeah. … How can you not be upbeat?”

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I technically could. It would drive a lot of people crazy. I’ve threatened to do it. I do it all the time. I said “I´m walking out that door, I’m walking out, I’m leaving.

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Can you go shopping?

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I’m gonna do it one day.

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I’ve only known one of these Portuguese water dogs in my life. And they’re a little loopy.

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I have been, I…, I… , I sneak out, and we can do covert moves. I’ve been to Target, Petco, with Bo, and uh…

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So if you said “I´m going to the 7-Eleven to get ah, ah, a slurpee or something, could you do that?

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Bo is wonderful. He is the smartest dog on the planet.

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Right

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Your see people talking in their wrists, “Is she kidding?”

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A Portuguese water dog

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It’s good to have you here and I’m so thrilled and touched because of that moment I described when we met at the Regis show and and I just thought “that would be fun”. I’d be great to have her on the show and by God, here you are.

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No they’re nooot.

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Do his business…

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No, he’s a very sweet dog. Now I’m not being biased, he’s really a good dog. He’s very well mannered, he’s very even tempered. He has a very busy schedule, I mean… appearances… I’m thinking about getting him an agent.

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And, again, none of my business but I have a dog myself and you can gotta get kind of in a, let me just say, digestive rhythm of the dog, and when it’s time for Bo to…

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He is my son. I have two girls and a boy.

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Yeah

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How does that happen?

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He goes out. Usually the girls take him out. There are a number of people who are willing to take him out.

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He usually will tell you, though.

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Is this what Biden does?

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Right

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But, he will come up and he’ll put his paw on your leg and kinda nudges you, and then you’re like…”whatta” you want? And he gets excited, and you say, “you wanna go out”. And the he starts barking.

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Is this what you…

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He’s very smart.

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I know…, I know…, I’m not…, I mean... He doesn’t talk.

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No he does not.

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That’s my Target run. I went to Target," she said. "I thought I was undercover. I have to tell you something about this trip though. No one knew that was me because a woman actually walked up to me, right? I was in the detergent aisle, and she said — I kid you not — she said, ‘Excuse me, I just have to ask you something,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, cover’s blown.’ She said, ‘Can you reach on that shelf and hand me the detergent?’ I kid you not.”

As the audience laughed, she went on, “And the only thing she said — I reached up, ’cause she was short, and I reached up, pulled it down — she said, ‘Well, you didn’t have to make it look so easy.’ That was my interaction. I felt so good. ... She had no idea who I was. I thought, as soon as she walked up — I was with my assistant, and I said, ‘This is it, it’s over. We’re going to have to leave.’ She just needed the detergent.”