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    Top 10 Pick-Up Lines to Meet and Attract Single Women in Church

    Here are some clean and pure in thought religious pick-up lines and conversation starters that are effective in

    capturing single women's attention:

    1. "Do you have a quarter I can borrow?" She says no or why and you reply, "Oh, I needed to call God andtell him one of his angels is missing from heaven."

    2. "You're so pretty, I feel like I've died and gone to heaven."3. "Are you religious? When she says yes reply, "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."4. "You look familiar. Didn't we meet at the religious retreat a couple of years ago?"5. "Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?"6. "What are your plans for tonight?" Would you like to get together for Bible study?"7. "I've been praying I'd meet a girl like you."8. "God spoke to me and told me to come over and talk to you."9. "Is it a sin that you have stolen my heart?"10."The word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry. How about dinner?"

    Christian Pickup and Dumping Lines

    Top 10 Christian Pick-up Lines

    10.I just don't feel called to celibacy.9. Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?8. I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.7. What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?6. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)5. You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.4. I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.3. Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...2. Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

    And the number one Christian pick-up line...

    1. I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up

    10.I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.

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    Another List of Christian Pick-Up Lines

    1) Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer

    kisses the lips.")

    2) Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

    3) I'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.

    4) Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song

    of Solomon)?

    5) Excuse me, is this pew taken?6) I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!

    7) God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

    8) Hello, will you be my shulamite?

    9) Boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!

    10) Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with

    me?

    11) Hi, my name's Will...God's Will

    12) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."

    13) Hey, need a ride to church?

    14) I'd pick you over Satan any day.

    15) God was just showing off when He made you.16) I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

    17) I would like to pray with you.

    18) No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.

    19) How about a hug, sister?

    20) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

    21) Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug!

    22) Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11)

    23) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    24) What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)

    25) You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Note: Do not get this confused!)

    26) Nice Bible!27) Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.

    28) Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

    29) I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent!

    30) God told me to come talk to you!

    31) How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?

    32) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."

    33) I didn't know angels flew this low.

    34) Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?

    35) I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.

    36) If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

    37) That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.

    38) I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.

    39) You put the "cute" back in persecution!

    40) I truly believe men & women should celebrate their physical differences