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OUBBX-IKKJEG luce - luby 94=7   OUBBX-IKKJEG luce -

hkc

Mtecger-aemrteg cmëo. M ikkze-

`uzzbhc`, jhcg ex-prhest. M

`uc-say wmbbkwer. M nmt-kisesseg,

`ectbe fmc-nahbg. Mcg Yhnamrg @erekr mt bemst, m uru-bhje, hfm`hcmry

 vershkc ko tae mntkr. Wahs nrew ko

fhsts hcamihts Fmttaew ]uhnj‘s

Wae @kkg Bunj ko Yh`at Ckw. Iewmre<

ht‘s uchcnahc` mikut bhoe‘s fmcy

misurghthes, iut ht‘s ucmpkbk`ethnmbby

akpeoub mt hts nkre. Yeshst hts gebh`ats

mt ykur kwc perhb.

Wae 74-yemr-kbg ]uhnj strkge

hctk tae bhtermry mrecm hc 9441 whta

Wae ^hbver Bhchc`s Tbmyikkj . uffhc`

up ahs geiut ckveb resubts hc mc

kgg sequecne ko wkrgs< fectmb

hbbcess, Tahbmgebpahm Em`bes (mc

Mferhnmc okktimbb temf), fmrrhm`e,mcg imbbrkkf gmcnhc`. Xes, ht‘s tamt

ikkj< tae skurne fmterhmb okr tae

whgeby mnnbmhfeg 94=9 bf ghrenteg

iy Gmvhg K. Yussebb, wahna rmjeg

hc $=44 fhbbhkc mcg eh`at Mnmgefy

Mwmrg ckfhcmthkcs. Ht hs tae smfe

fkvhe tamt stmrreg I rmgbey Nkkper,

Ykiert ge Chrk, mcg Lecchoer

Bmwrecne, hc m nmreer-gechc` rkbe

tamt wkc aer tae Iest Mntress Ksnmr

mt m`e 99.

Cmturmbby, ]uhnj wms mbsk swept

up hc tahs trhufpa, mttecghc` tae

Ksnmrs whta ahs whoe, Mbhnhm Iessette,

m phmchst mcg oebbkw ckvebhst (  M Thcna

ko Bkve ). ‒Cever taku`at H‘g ie mibe

tk smy tamt,‖ ae fuses, reoerrhc` tk

Akbbywkkg‘s mccumb nebeirmthkc ko

`bmfkur mcg tmbect. Ae mbsk cgs

ht ‒hffecseby rmthoyhc`‖ tk emrc m

`kkg bhvhc` orkf wrhthc`, mbbkwhc`

ahf tk fkve kut ko ahs

hc-bmws‘ akfe mcg rect mc

mpmrtfect whta Iessette. ‒Waere

werec‘t fmcy pekpbe wak iebheveg

H‘g ever puibhsa, bet mbkce ie mibe tk

suppkrt fysebo iy sebbhc` fy wkrj,‖

ae renmbbs.

Mrthsthn vmbhgmthkc hs mbsk mcktaer

tarhbb okr ]uhnj, hve kr tmje skfe

reservmthkcs. Ms ae pkhcts kut, ‒Ht

namc`eg akw fy orhecgs mcg omfhby

bkkj mt wamt H gk. Hc fmcy wmys, ht

be`hthfhzeg fy mrt okr pekpbe. H amve

fhxeg oeebhc`s mikut tamt. H wrkte

tamt ikkj hc 944?. Ht amsc‘t namc`eg

shcne ht wms puibhsaeg hc 9441. I ut

tae wmy pekpbe vhew ^hbver Bhchc`s ‗ 

mcg fy nmreer‗wms rmghnmbby

mooenteg iy tae bf. H‘f rmteoub okr

tamt, iut H‘f tae smfe wrhter H wms

ieokre tae fkvhe,‖ ae expbmhcs.

]uhnj nertmhcby wmsc‘t mc

kverch`at sunness. Ae spect sevec

 yemrs ‒temnahc` mcg nkucsebhc`

teecm`ers‖ mt m Cew Lersey snakkb

ieokre ienkfhc` m oubb-thfe wrhter.

Wae ‒`k-okr-ht‖ fkfect, ae samres,nmfe gurhc` m rkmg trhp tk Hrebmcg

tamt ae tkkj whta Iessette. ‒Pe amg

ikta ieec geepby ucamppy whta kur

bhves mt akfe, mcg grhvhc` mrkucg

tamt hsbmcg trmcsokrfeg us. Ht fmy

amve ieec tae ampphest thfe ko kur

bhves. H rew up hc m wkrjhc`-nbmss

tkwc mcg hcaerhteg m very bhfhteg

wkrbgvhew. Fy omfhby ghgc‘t trmveb

funa. eehc` fkre ko tae wkrbg

aebpeg fe iebheve hc pksshihbhty, mve

fe tae nkurm`e

zkce perfmcec

Tbunjhc` up

tk wmbj m ghooere

Imrtakbkfew C

ko Wae @kkg Bun

stru``bes whta. A

74 whta mc uccm

nkcghthkc. Ahs b

mrkucg vhshthc`

mttecghc` fmss

ahs gevkut, terf

Ae rew up wht

omtaer, wak ‒we

ko nh`mrettes mc

m`mhc,‖ mnnkrgh

kpthfhsthn Frs.

ckc-rebmthve Im

tk re`ubmrby hcte

FnCmfee, m m

Nmtakbhn prhest w

okr sbkppy smcgw

mbnkakbhn grhcjs

Moter tae ‒s

nmcner nbmhfs F

ko nurhkus evec

FnCmfee geor

hctk tae Cehb‘s a

msjs Imrtakbkf

spkjec tk ahf y

nkucsebkr, Pec

aebp Imrtakbkf

gk hcskunhmcne

Imrtakbkfew i

Fmx, wak preoe

aufmcs, mcg w

hcnbuges m prkomahf tamt Imrtak

Wae @hrbirmrhmc

nrusa wak turc

Fmx‘s rethnect,

Wae @kkg Bu

okbbkws tae ephs

Imrtakbkfew p

betters tk ahs pa

@ere. Kr, fkre

hc ahs Oree Whie

Ghsnhpbe hcnmrcm

Wk tae ]uhnjWae ^hbver Bhchc`s Tbmyikkj  mutakr tmbjs mikut tae wrhthc` bhoe mcg akw tk imsj hc Wae @kkg Bunj ko Yh`(ahs cew ckveb)Iy Ehbeec N. Mc`

Taktk iy 

Mbhnhm Iessette

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senthkc

serve ms Imrtakbkfew‘s mttefpt

tk nkfpreaecg m nkcoushc` wkrbg

tamt ae rmreby pmrthnhpmtes hc. Ae

cmvh`mtes ht tae wmy mc mbhec wak

suggecby okucg htsebo kc Emrta

wkubg‗whta getmnaeg nurhkshty mcg

mwjwmrg akcesty.

Wae kcby nbue mikut

Imrtakbkfew‘s fectmb aembta hs

mc kibhque kce. Paecever ae oeebs

expbkshve rm`e, ae fecthkcs ‒tae

mc`ry fmc hc fy stkfmna‖ mcg

prkneegs tk mr`ue whta ht. Wahs fmy

ie fmggechc` tk remgers, iut ]uhnj

gkesc‘t hve ahs namrmnters spenhn

ghm`ckses ienmuse, fkre kotec tamc

ckt, ‒pekpbe fhstmjecby iebheve tamt

taey jckw skfekce lust ienmuse

taey jckw ahs kr aer ghm`ckshs.

Wamt‘s ckt true,‖ ae remskcs.

Ho ]uhnj hs nmreoub iut mstute

mikut trkuibeg pekpbe, ht nkubg ie

ienmuse ae ams m perskcmb stmje

hc ht. ‒H nkcshger fysebo pmrt ko

tae fectmb aembta nkffuchty.

H‘ve stru``beg whta mcxhety mcg

gepresshkc okr fmcy yemrs. Mt

evects mcg sh`chc`s, H kotec smy, ‑Ho

yku jckw, yku jckw.‘‖ Ms okr Fmx,

]uhnj okucg ht ‒oreehc`‖ tk nremte m

suppksegby prkomce namrmnter. Wae

O Pkrg moter mbb, hs lust m wkrg, lust

‒snrmphc` ykur tkp orkct teeta mnrkss

 ykur ikttkf bhp mcg taec presshc`

tae imnj ko ykur tkc`ue tk tae

rkko ko ykur fkuta,‖ ae kiserves.

Efirmnhc` kr saucchc` ht hsc‘t m

femsure ko m perskc‘s `kkgcess.

Ms ]uhnj cktes, ‒Fmyie

we pbmne tkk funa efpamshs kc

 vknmiubmry, wahna ams mbwmys ieec

useg ms m wmy tk ghsnrhfhcmte, mcg

tkk bhttbe kc tae spemjer‘s ubthfmte

hctect. H bhje fy ikkjs tk ie ms

hcnbushve ms pksshibe. Mbb types ko

namrmnters mre webnkfe tk hcamiht

tae pm`es ko fy ckvebs re`mrgbess ko

akw taey spemj.‖

Wahs efpmtahn aufmchty

sahces tarku`a hc ]uhnj‘s ikkjs,

iut taere‘s kce tahc` remgers wkc‘t

see< nbkyhc` secthfectmbhty. Ahs ck-

ahstrhkchns mpprkmna tk oeebhc`s fmy

stef orkf iehc` ‒rmhseg iy fec

wak suppresseg taehr efkthkcs.‖

Ae nkcthcues, ‒Ht tkkj fe tahrty

 yemrs tk nkfe tk terfs whta tae

omnt tamt H mf mc efkthkcmb perskc.

Prhthc` nthkc wms m nkfhc`-kut

okr fe hc fmcy wmys‗revembhc` m

shge ko fe tamt H amg jept pmrthmbby

ahggec okr genmges. @rkwhc` up,

H wms kotec fmge tk oeeb ms taku`a

wrhthc` nthkc wms ucfmcby. Wamt‘s

nkfpbete iubbsaht, iut we nmrry kur

upirhc`hc` whta us okr bhoe.‖

Wae hcmihbhty tk samje koo

skfetahc` hc`rmhceg hs mbsk reenteg

hc akw Imrtakbkfew gembs whta bhoe‘s

u`bher ephskges. Waku`a sjepthnmb,

ae rebhes kc ahs fktaer‘s fmctrm

tk see ahf tarku`a. Ms Frs. Cehb

mgvhses, ‒Paecever skfetahc` img

amppecs tk us, Z…V skfetahc` `kkg

amppecs‗kotec tk skfekce ebse.

Mcg tamt‘s Wae @kkg Bunj ko Yh`at

Ckw. Pe fust iebheve ht. Pe fust.

Pe fust. Pe fust.‖

Teramps suna oervect iebheo hs

cenessmry okr mcykce wak‘s eclkyhc`

m akt stremj tae wmy ]uhnj hs.

 Lkcmtamc Gmytkc mcg _mberhe Omrhs,

tae ausimcg-mcg-whoe ghrentkrhmb

tmcgef ieahcg tae hcghe aht Bhttbe

 Fhss ^ucsahce, mre gevebkphc` m fkvhe

 vershkc ko Wae @kkg Bunj ko Yh`at

 Ckw. ‒Mcktaer `kkg rhge‖ mwmhts

]uhnj, iut ae hsc‘t nkctect tk fmrveb

mt akw Okrtuce ams omvkreg ahf.

Hcstemg, ae‘s gkhc` tae cmb eght ko

 Bkve Fmy Omhb , m ckveb snaegubeg okr

m 94=5 rebemse. Mcg yes, ht‘s mbsk kc

tae mgmptmthkc trmnj, tamcjs tk ^kcy

Thntures Ectertmhcfect mcg Fhje

Pahte, wak wrkte tae snreecpbmys

okr nkfegy bfs ^nakkb ko Yknj  mcg

 Cmnak Bhire.

Hcgeeg, taere‘s cktahc` mikut ahs

nrmot tamt ]uhnj tmjes okr `rmcteg.

‒^k fmcy pekpbe‗re mrgbess ko

taehr imnj`rkucg kr prkoesshkc‗

fe tamt taey wkubg bkve tk puibhs

m ikkj. Mbfkst ckce ko taef whb

Waere‘s m remskc okr tamt. Wae

wrhthc` bhoe hs Z…V m `remt bhoe. Iu

ht hs amrg. Xku ienkfe m ckvebhst

ienmuse tae wrhthc` hs skfetahc`

fust gk. Ht phnjs yku.‖

*Wae @kkg Bunj ko Yh`at Ckw hs

mvmhbmibe mt Oubby Ikkjeg mt T094.

Irmgbey Nkkper mcg Lecchoer Bmwrecne hc tae snreec recghthkc ko Wae ^hbver Bhchc`s Tbmyikkj .