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They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......
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I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.
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I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've mademy day!' makes my day.
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I've learned..... That having a child fall asleep in your arms isone of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I've learned.... That being kind is more important than beingright.
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I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from achild.
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I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don'thave the strength to help him in some other way.
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I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requiresyou to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand tohold and a heart to understand.
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I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around theblock on summer nights when I was a child did wonders forme as an adult.
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I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. Thecloser it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give useverything we ask for.
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I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.
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I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings thatmake life so spectacular.
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I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone whowants to be appreciated and loved.
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I've learned..... That to ignore the facts does not change thefacts.
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I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone,you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
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I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a personis to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greetedwith a smile.
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I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in lovewith them.
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I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
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I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost, someone willtake the ones you miss.
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I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happinesswill dock elsewhere.
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I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that Ilove her one more time before she passed away.
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I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft andtender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improveyour looks.
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I've learned..... That when your newly born grandchild holdsYour little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, themore things I get done.
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Send this to everyone you consider a friend.YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
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Friends, where would we be without them!