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The WorldAccording toDan Quayle

The WorldAccording toDan Quayle

The World According to Dan QuayleThe World According to Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tourof Latin America, and theonly regret I have wasthat I didn't study Latinharder in school so Icould converse withthose people.

I was recently on a tourof Latin America, and theonly regret I have wasthat I didn't study Latinharder in school so Icould converse withthose people.


If we don't succeed,we run the risk offailure.

If we don't succeed,we run the risk offailure.


What a waste it is tolose one's mind. Ornot to have a mind isbeing very wasteful.How true that is.

What a waste it is tolose one's mind. Ornot to have a mind isbeing very wasteful.How true that is.


We're going to havethe best-educatedAmerican people inthe world.



Quite frankly,teachers are the onlyprofession that teachour children.

Quite frankly,teachers are the onlyprofession that teachour children.



It's time for thehuman race to enterthe solar system.

It's time for thehuman race to enterthe solar system.


I have a very strongrecord on theenvironment in theUnited States Senate.

I have a very strongrecord on theenvironment in theUnited States Senate.


We don't want to goback to tomorrow, wewant to move forwardto the past.

We don't want to goback to tomorrow, wewant to move forwardto the past.


68% of children todayare born with no family68% of children todayare born with no family


I’ve made goodjudgments in the pastand I've made goodjudgments in theFuture.

I’ve made goodjudgments in the pastand I've made goodjudgments in theFuture.


The future will be abetter tomorrow.The future will be abetter tomorrow.



We'll let the sunshinecome in and shine onus, because todaywe're happy andtomorrow we'll beeven happier.

We'll let the sunshinecome in and shine onus, because todaywe're happy andtomorrow we'll beeven happier.


Verbosity leads tounclear, inarticulatethings.

Verbosity leads tounclear, inarticulatethings.


There is growingscientific opinion thatglobal warming is goodfor us

There is growingscientific opinion thatglobal warming is goodfor us


I stand by all themisstatements thatI've made.

I stand by all themisstatements thatI've made.


People who arereally very weird canget into sensitivepositions & have atremendous impacton history

People who arereally very weird canget into sensitivepositions & have atremendous impacton history


The United States has afirm commitment toNATO, we are a part ofNATO. We have a firmcommitment to Europe,we are a part of Europe

The United States has afirm commitment toNATO, we are a part ofNATO. We have a firmcommitment to Europe,we are a part of Europe



My friends, no matterhow rough the roadmay be, we can andwe will never, neversurrender to what isright.

My friends, no matterhow rough the roadmay be, we can andwe will never, neversurrender to what isright.


A low voter turnoutis an indication offewer people goingto the polls.

A low voter turnoutis an indication offewer people goingto the polls.


John Sununu isn't aman who is leavingwith his headbetween his legs.

John Sununu isn't aman who is leavingwith his headbetween his legs.


Unfortunately, thepeople of Louisianaare not racists.

Unfortunately, thepeople of Louisianaare not racists.


We lead the world inexporting jobs.We lead the world inexporting jobs.


If you fish for aperson, they'll eat fora day. But if youshow a person howto fish, they'll be afish for a lifetime.

If you fish for aperson, they'll eat fora day. But if youshow a person howto fish, they'll be afish for a lifetime.



I am not part of theproblem; I am aRepublican.

I am not part of theproblem; I am aRepublican.


I am more like I amtoday than I everwas yesterday.

I am more like I amtoday than I everwas yesterday.


Absolutely!

I certainly hope I am.

Absolutely!

I certainly hope I am.


I don't watch it, but Iknow enough tocomment on it.

I don't watch it, but Iknow enough tocomment on it.


Tobacco exportsshould be expandedaggressively becauseAmericans aresmoking less.

Tobacco exportsshould be expandedaggressively becauseAmericans aresmoking less.


Hawaii is a unique state. Itis a small state. It is astate that is by itself. It isa -- it is different than theother 49 states. Well, allstates are different, butit's got a particularlyunique situation.

Hawaii is a unique state. Itis a small state. It is astate that is by itself. It isa -- it is different than theother 49 states. Well, allstates are different, butit's got a particularlyunique situation.



It's wonderful to behere in the greatstate of Chicago.

It's wonderful to behere in the greatstate of Chicago.


I love California; Ipractically grew upin Phoenix.

I love California; Ipractically grew upin Phoenix.


For NASA, space isstill a high priority.For NASA, space isstill a high priority.





When I have been askedduring these last weeks whocaused the riots and thekilling in L.A., my answer isdirect and simple: Who is toblame for the riots? Therioters are to blame. Who isto blame for the killings?The killers are to blame.

When I have been askedduring these last weeks whocaused the riots and thekilling in L.A., my answer isdirect and simple: Who is toblame for the riots? Therioters are to blame. Who isto blame for the killings?The killers are to blame.


The US condonesviolence inEl Salvador.

The US condonesviolence inEl Salvador.



We expect theSalvadoran officials towork toward theelimination of humanrights in accordancewith the pursuit ofJustice.

We expect theSalvadoran officials towork toward theelimination of humanrights in accordancewith the pursuit ofJustice.


We are ready forany unforeseenevents that may ormay not occur.

We are ready forany unforeseenevents that may ormay not occur.


The U.S. victory inGulf war was astirring victory forthe forces ofaggression.

The U.S. victory inGulf war was astirring victory forthe forces ofaggression.


It makes me feelmore like I do nowthan I did when I firstgot here.

It makes me feelmore like I do nowthan I did when I firstgot here.


I was known as thechief grave robber ofmy state.

I was known as thechief grave robber ofmy state.


It isn't pollutionthat's harming theenvironment. It's theimpurities in our airand water that aredoing it.

It isn't pollutionthat's harming theenvironment. It's theimpurities in our airand water that aredoing it.



I believe we are on anirreversible trendtoward the future - butthat could change.

I believe we are on anirreversible trendtoward the future - butthat could change.


The Holocaust was anobscene period in ournation's history. I meanin this century'shistory. But we all livedin this century. I didn'tlive in this century.

The Holocaust was anobscene period in ournation's history. I meanin this century'shistory. But we all livedin this century. I didn'tlive in this century.


One word sums upthe responsibility ofany vice president,and that one wordis `to be prepared’.

One word sums upthe responsibility ofany vice president,and that one wordis `to be prepared’.


Let me just tell you howthrilling it really is, and how,what a challenge it is,because in 1988 thequestion is whether weregoing forward to tomorrowor whether were going to gopast to the -- to the back!

Let me just tell you howthrilling it really is, and how,what a challenge it is,because in 1988 thequestion is whether weregoing forward to tomorrowor whether were going to gopast to the -- to the back!


Republicansunderstand theimportance ofbondage betweena mother & child.

Republicansunderstand theimportance ofbondage betweena mother & child.


Hawaii has alwaysbeen a very pivotalrole in the Pacific. It isin the Pacific. It is apart of the UnitedStates that is an islandthat is right here.

Hawaii has alwaysbeen a very pivotalrole in the Pacific. It isin the Pacific. It is apart of the UnitedStates that is an islandthat is right here.



Welcome to PresidentBush, Mrs. Bush, andmy fellow astronauts.

Welcome to PresidentBush, Mrs. Bush, andmy fellow astronauts.


Mars is essentially in the sameorbit... it is somewhat the samedistance from the Sun, whichis very important. We haveseen pictures where there arecanals, we believe, and water.If there is water, that meansthere is oxygen. If oxygen, thatmeans we can breathe.

Mars is essentially in the sameorbit... it is somewhat the samedistance from the Sun, whichis very important. We haveseen pictures where there arecanals, we believe, and water.If there is water, that meansthere is oxygen. If oxygen, thatmeans we can breathe.


The loss of life willbe irreplaceable.The loss of life willbe irreplaceable.


We're all capable ofmistakes, but I do notcare to enlighten youon the mistakes I mayor may not have made.

We're all capable ofmistakes, but I do notcare to enlighten youon the mistakes I mayor may not have made.


There is nothing thata good defensecannot beat a betteroffense...in otherwords, a goodoffense wins.

There is nothing thata good defensecannot beat a betteroffense...in otherwords, a goodoffense wins.


Getting cruisemissiles moreaccurate is importantso that we can haveprecise precision.

Getting cruisemissiles moreaccurate is importantso that we can haveprecise precision.



We should develop anti-We should develop anti-satellite weapons,satellite weapons,because we could notbecause we could nothave prevailed withouthave prevailed withoutthem in them in Red Storm RisingRed Storm Rising..

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I deserve credit forall the things I didnot do.

I deserve credit forall the things I didnot do.

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