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The Woman The Woman When God created woman he was working late When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day on the 6th day An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?” time on that one?” And the Lord answered: And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?" meet to shape her ?"

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The WomanThe Woman

When God created woman he was working late When God created woman he was working late on the 6th dayon the 6th day

An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”time on that one?”

And the Lord answered:And the Lord answered:“Have you seen all the specifications I have to “Have you seen all the specifications I have to

meet to shape her ?"meet to shape her ?"

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““She must be washable, but not made of She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts plastic, have more than 200 moving parts

which all must be replaceable and she must which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same able to embrace several kids at the same

time, give a hug that can heal anything from time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she a bruised knee to a broken heart and she

must do all this with only two hands”.must do all this with only two hands”.

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The angel was impressed.

““Just two hands....impossible!“Just two hands....impossible!“

And this is the standard model?! And this is the standard model?!

““Too much work for one day....wait until Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.tomorrow and then complete her“.

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““I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the complete this creation, which will be the

favourite of my heart”. favourite of my heart”.

““She cures herself when sick and she can She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”. work 18 hours a day”.

The angel came nearer and touched the The angel came nearer and touched the woman. woman.

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““But you have made her so soft, Lord” But you have made her so soft, Lord”

“She is soft", said the Lord, “But I have also “She is soft", said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what made her strong. You can’t imagine what

she can endure and overcome.“she can endure and overcome.“

““Can she think?" the angel asked.Can she think?" the angel asked.   

The Lord answered:The Lord answered:““Not only can she think, she can reason and Not only can she think, she can reason and

negotiate."negotiate."

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The angel touched the womans cheek....The angel touched the womans cheek....

““Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.” have put too many burdens on her.” 

““She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel corrected the angel

““What’s it for?" asked the angel.What’s it for?" asked the angel.

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And the Lord said: And the Lord said: ““Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts,

her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”pride.”

This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius.are genius.

You thought of everything. The woman is indeed You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"marvellous!"

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Indeed she is!Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amazes man. She Woman has strengths that amazes man. She

can handle trouble and carry heavy can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming.She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, crys She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is when she is happy and laughs when she is

afraid. afraid.

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She fights for what she belives in.She fights for what she belives in.Stand up against injustice.Stand up against injustice.

She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives she can see a better solution. She gives

herself so her family can thrive. She takes herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.

Her love is unconditional. Her love is unconditional.

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She cries when her kids are victorious. She She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. is happy when her friends do well.

She is glad when she hears of a birth or a She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.wedding.

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Her heart is broken when a next of kin or Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.friend dies.

But she finds the strength to get on with life.But she finds the strength to get on with life.

She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart. broken heart.

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There is only one thing wrong with herThere is only one thing wrong with her

She forgets what she is She forgets what she is worth...worth...

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Pass this on to your lady friends to remind Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are....pass it on to them how fantastic they are....pass it on to males you know. Sometimes they need to males you know. Sometimes they need to

be reminded..!!! be reminded..!!!