The whole world seems upside-down today

Why do other people keep taking what‘s rightfully yours?

Somehow, you always knew you were different

Hairspray doesn‘t always do what it says on the tin!

You want to scream but somehow, you can‘t!

Somehow, pessimism is written all over your face

Sometimes, life can be really tough

Problems, always problems!

People keep bothering you for one thing or another!

It seems as if there‘s always someone right behind you!

Perhaps you keep feeling they‘re always after you?

If it‘s not a monkey on your back, could it be a tick bird?

Sometimes, your fear of flying really is justified!

Maybe your kleptomania could use professional help?

It‘s time to get up, there are chickens to chase!

Constantly living life on the edge isn‘t good for you!

Life can be exhausting. Take a rest!

Problems? Thought about counselling?

Or listening to your favourite music?

Or letting it all out as part of a self-help group?

Then you‘ll be able to jump for joy... literally!

Or, how about trying out a smile?

But this time, with both corners of your mouth?

Careful now, you‘re getting better at this!

And finally, a real full-on belly laugh! Take care now!!