Attack of the Flying Dirtballs

Here goes my best Sexy Rexy impression.....

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Crap, late release again.

Okay, so saying “F&@# it I’m going deep” doesn’t work for me. It’s not like

I do this often.

Now this is going to be a good one...

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WTF?! Throw it up here!

I mean, even I could catch it if you threw

it here.C’mon man!

Don’t worry LaRon, it’s just because my

hands were cold. I’ll be fine now.

Honest.

C’mon man, just one time. Nike. Just do it.

Well, at least this one was above the belt

for once.

Damn I’m good. Wait, what? That’s my first completion? Well,

it’s only the 3rd quarter.

Tic tac toe, two in a row. Errrrr, wait....

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Donovan. Quick coach up.

This is called a hand. The QB throws the

ball here. Any questions?

So just to clarify... You want the next pass up here, and not at

your shoe laces?!

I have a feeling I’m going to be starting the last

couple games of this season. Just FYI, I think

the reason you dive bomb the ball in the dirt is

because you spend most of your time with your hands in your pants. All

those dingleberries make you lose your

grip.

Andy really bent me over with this one.

My @$$ is going to hurt for a month. Maybe if I could get the competition committee to allow the use of kickballs with two bounces still in play we

would be getting somewhere.

Jack@$$. If I ever get to go back in again I’m

going to put it right in the ground.

You won’t.

MANAGING IT

Here’s to a great season.HAIL!

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