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Movements THE U8YSSEYi Starti n

Washrooms

Vol . XLV

VANCOUVER, B .C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1962

No . 2 2

Financial crisis loom s

FORT CAMP CROSSWALKS became a reality Thursday whe nprovincial highways crews began painting lines on Marin eDrive . Students in theresidence complained they took thei rlives in their hands every time they tried to cross the bus ythoroughfare .

ties in a four-year program torid Point Grey of all suites, sayschief building inspector Do nMatheson .

"We're not concentrating o n-Point Grey, or trying to perse-cute University students," saysMatheson .

He admits, though, that hi s"eight inspectors fully expect to

eliminate every suite from the120 square blocks bounded byFourth Avenue, Sixteenth ,Blanca and Alma by the end o f1966 .

All suites in this area areIllegal unless specially licensed .

The students being put outafter Christmas are those livingin the worst category of suites ,explains Raymond Colburn, cit yprojects co-ordinator .. Two years from now, atChristmas, students will be put

'iout of 80 per cent of the suites ,he says .

Students can stay in the re-maining 20 per cent of PointGrey suites—ones that are in

''excellent shape—until the en dof 1966 .

Colburn says the department' srough guess is that 1,500 UB Cstudents now live in illega lPoint Grey suites .

The city project has rouse dstrong opposition from the

expert on urbanplanning—Dr . Walter Hardwic kof the geography department .

"They've got to live some -Continued on Page Three

SEE: HOUSIN G

By GREYDON MOOR EFour angry young Acadia

Camp residents have starte dan enigma movement whichmay soon sweep the campus.

Enigmas that seem to have ameaning—but really mea nnothing at all were posted i nthe washroom of Hut 29, anqw one on each of four days .

Ted Neave, Corn . III ; D'ArcyWarner, Arts IV; Dick Hann aArts II, and John Dawson ,Corn. III, were literally floore dby the result .

Neave explains the idea thisway :

For years it has been a tra-dition to post the minutes ofthe Hut's general meeting inthe washroom which soon wascovered with typical washroommessages .

A few weeks ago a resident

Expansion plan

is way, way out!The University administra-

tion is going all out in plan-ning campus expansion .

A large map of the moonis displayed prominently on

a wall at the rear of toeregistrar's office .

Shopliftersblamed fo r$1,341 loss

The $1,341 shortage sufferedin the last two years by thecollege shop is due largely t oshoplifting, said manager DaveCarroll Thursday.

The shop had a shortage o f$639 over the 1961 .62 sessionand a $702 loss could not beaccounted for last year .

Auditors say the shortage isdue to cash shortages, sales no tlisted, or markdowns not re-ported.

AMS business manager RonPearson agreed shoplifting is apossible cause, but said th eshortage could be caused by an yor all of the other factors in-volved .

Carroll denied any accusa-tions of graft on the part of stu-dents running the shop .

"I resent insinuations thereis any graft or hanky panky go-ing on," he stated .

Carroll, Pearson, and AM Streasurer Malcolm Scott agreedthe best solution to the prob-lem is to rent the shop to anoutside firm .

University need s$95 million ange l

By MIKE HORSE YUBC is facing a financial crisis .The University needs $50 million befor e

$95 million before 1971.But all funds for capital expenditures

committed .And university officials don't

know where future monies wil lcome from .

These facts emerged fro mtalks with UBC . official sthe past two weeks .

Most officials were reluctan tto talk about financial prob-lems but all agree a crisis exists .

It is this :By 1966 there will be 20,000

students at UBC and as many a s30,000 by 1970.

UBC's facilities a r e alreadyovertaxed .

Before the expected flood of20,000 students arrives in 1966the University will have to in-crease its teaching area by one -third .

At present UBC has 3.2 mil-lion square feet of teachin gspace. By 1966 it will need 4 .3million square feet .

This does not include library ,food services; administration,residences, extension, hospita land student union needs .

Add this to the fact that thehuts—some-eendemned in 194 6—continue to exist with noplans for replacing them .

All this indicates that theUniversity should be spendin g$10 million to $12 million ayear for expansion of its build-ings, officials say .

To date the average has beena sorrowful $4 million .

The most pressing proble m

Evictions at Xmasfaces 150 students

By PAT HORROpI NVancouver city council will kick almost

out of Point Grey suites this Christmas .They'll be the first casual- -

University's

150 UBC students

over

1966 and at least

are either spent or

emerged this week when re -signing Development Fund head,Aubrey Roberts, revealed to TheUbyssey that the fund is all butdry .

"Most of the $35 millioncapital expenditure program iseither spent or committed,"Roberts said .

Estimates say there is $2 mil-lion left uncommitted .

Continued on Page Thre eSEE: MONEY

. . . and what'safter Sydney?

Students have contributedenough money to UBC's Britis hEmpire Games rowers fund tosend them to Sydney .

Sydney, Vancouver Island,that is .

Students at Thursday's Home-coming pep meet donated only$71 to help send the rowers toPerth Australia .

Rowers fund officials saidthe donations will be of littl ehelp .

The money was collected ina 38-foot, 150-pound rowingshell on display at the pep meetwith collection boxes inside .

The shell will be out at Sat-urday's homecoming footballgame when students will hav eanother chance to give to thefund .

They took an enigma

Four flushers hit Acadia W .C .

ENIGMA NUMBER ONE. . a philosophical phallicy

protested against the tradition ,saying it was lewd and im-mature .

So we decided to put upideas, or enigmas, completelydevoid of any meaing, sexual ,intellectual, or psychological ,as a form of protest against theprotestation," said Neave.

Really it was just a joke,added Warner . It was meantto be funny, nothing else .

But university students every.where have that basic urge t oput meanings to everything ,regardless of their nature .

On the morning the firstcard appeared, many of thehut's 50 residents gathered inthe washroom, to mull ove rthe enigma that obviouslymeant nothing.

Continued on Page ThreeSEE: ACADIA ENIGMAS

KEEP THE ROWERS AFLOAT

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November 2, 1962

EDITORIALS

eace, arm y - - not here, not hereNot long ago, 5,000 students showed they

had faith in their professors to show them how

the world could find its way out of the prob-

lems it faces .

What they wanted was for these professors

to show them how to find peace or harmony .

But it is very doubtful that faculty members

are any more qualified to do this than anyon e

else: They may be able to talk about harmon y

but few can achieve it in their own world .

The political-intrigue in university admin-stration rivals the intrigue that took place inthe courts of Europe's great monarchs .

It is similar to, that which riddles studentgovernment, but more sophisticated.

Great rifts and splits erupt from time t otime in public fights . It is much like politics ingovernment, only it has fewer rules .

There are struggles for academic power .Splits result from disagreement over scholarl ymethod and over the relative importance ofacademic discipline .

Compounded 'by the struggles for adminis-trative power—and attempts by individuals t oclimb in the presidential committee structure —healthy academic disputes often lead to bitterpersonal feelings .

There are examples of such personal badfeeling in many academic departments at thisUniversity . And the same state of affairs exist sat other universities.

Professors, like many others, are pretty goo dat talking peace and harmony but not muchgood at achieving it in their own environment.

If we entrust the task of bringing harmonyto the world to the wrangling members of th eacademic elite, we can probably start watchingfor the big mushroom cloud .

THE (JRYSSZYWinner of the Southam Troph y

Authorized as second class mail by the Post Office Department,Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash.

Published three times weekly throughout the University year in Vancouver_by the Alma Mater Society, University of B .C . Editorial opinions expressedare those of the Editor-in-Chief of The Ubyssey and not necessarily thos eof the Alma Mater Society or the University of B .C . Telephone CA 4-3242 .Locals : Editor—25 ; News—23 ; Photography—24 .

Member Canadian University Pres s

Editor-in-chief: Keith Bradbur yManaging Editor Denis StanleyAssociate Editor Fred FletcherNews Editor . . . Mike Hunter--------------- _City Editor M. G. ValpyFeatures Editor Mike GrenbyCUP Editor Maureen Covel lPicture Editor Don Hum eLayout Editor . Bob McDonaldSports Editor Ron Kyd dEditorial Assistant Joyce HoldingCritics Editor William Little r

Layout : Dave Ablett and Gail Kendal lREPORTERS: Mike Horsey, Pat Horrobin, Richard Simeon ,

Nina Cosco, Ann Burge, Greydon Moore, Nicki Phillips,Jo Britten, Mike Valpy, Lorraine Shore, Heather Virtue .

TECHNICAL : Rob Watt, Mike Belfie .

Four Winds blow: students storm outThe Four Winds huffed and puffed Thurs-

day but they didn't blow up much of a storm .Their performance emptied the gymnasiu m

faster than the class of PE students who com-pleted their compulsory calisthenics an hourearlier .

It was because The Winds were anti-climac-tic .

- Their dreary nightclub performance didnothing for three thousand students hepped u pwith the nostalgia of President MacKenzie' sshort speech, Frank Gimp's throaty humor, thebeauty of the Homecoming queens,. not to men-tion the effort of Doug Stewart .- As soon as The Winds began their first slowballad, students began leaving. The stream in-reased as they continued ,a show that was far

fromm funny or original.The Winds weren't a university-type per-

formance . Rolf Harris, the Four Preps, or a.similar act could have adapted themselves moreeasily to the situation and put on a pleasingperformance .

We were like the students who walked out- .

we didn ' t want to be there in case The Windsdidn't make it to the end of the show beforeblowing themselves out.

The 200 that were there at the end wereprobably asleep. -

Sorry . . somewhatWell, we were half right .

We said Thursday in an editorial that thestudent council was speaking for the studentbody in supporting India in its border disputewith Communist China.

But, the council minutes say "the studen tcouncil" is opposed to it, not the student body .

A week before, however, the council passe da motion supporting James Meredith and usedthe phrase "student body . "

So . despite our inaccuracy, the main pointcif the editorial still goes .

Letters 0

ObstaclesEditor ,The Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

I am one of those studentswho has signified his desire tovote in the neat provincial by -election. However, accordingto a recently received letterfrom Mr. K. L. Morton, regi-strar of voters for the Vancou-ver-Point Grey electoral dis-trict, I am not ra registeredvoter .

His letter demands me toappear in person before acourt of revision to prove myright to be registered . If Mr .Morton deems it necessary forme to prove such, I, of course ,cannot argue .

But why should he cause m eto miss three lectures in order

the Editorto see him at HIS appointedtime.

Surely the registrar mus trealize the predicament inwhich he places many UBCstudents, many of whom have-mid-term exams soon .

Could not a sitting of th ecourt of revision be held oncampus instead of at 12th and"Cambie ?

It seems that a duly appoint-ed representative of the gov-ernment arbitrarily deems ithis right to establish whoshould vote .

The question is : "Does acivil servant have the right t oplace a series of obstacles be-fore this large segment of the- -voting population? "

DON HORNER ,Science 3 .

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Dr. Macdonald enumerates . . . . grave responsibilities

Man faces war, poverty, population explosionThis is the last in a series o f

three excerpts taken from Presi-dent John Macdonald's inauguraladdress.

An objective for the University mustbe to help modern man to come to grip swith the agonizing responsibilitie swhich history has placed on his door -step. These responsibilities are legion ,but among them three stand out in.such bold relief that they overshado w-all others .

The first, of course, is the responsi-bility to prevent the annihilation oflife through nuclear war .

How are we faring? Never in his-dory has such a staggering effort been:put forth toward acquiring the poten-tial for destruction . The United States,as the principal Western power plough s50 billion dollars a year directly intothe war economy. The bombs on Hiro-shima were 2 .0 kilotons . Bombs of 2 0megatons and larger, one thousandtimes as powerful, are now standardequipment. Each side is said to possessa minimum of 30,000 megatons of

.weapons—about 10 times enough fortotal destruction of the enemy . . .

If we continue along our presen t-road the outcome can be predictedwith mathematical certainty . -We know ,as Snow has emphasized, that withinat the most 10 years some of the 'bombs

- will be used ; "We know with the cer-tainty of statistical truth that if .enoug hof these weapons are made, by enoug hdifferent states, some of them are go-ing to blow up, through accident, foll yor madness ."

The only alternative is to get ri dof nuclear armaments and to begin a tthe beginning . The beginning woul dbe agreement on stopping nuclear tests .Such agreement is not without risks .Not to agree, as shown by resumptio nof testing a year ago, is likewise no twithout risk . This issue is the greatestacute crisis of man dealing with manin the history of this world .

* * *A second issue, interlocked wit h

the first, and just as urgent,, is theproblem of the poor, represented bymost of the world's population .

Over 100 countries, by any stand-ard, must be included in the unimagin-ative and inadequate term "underde-veloped." In the few rich countrie swe live longer, live richer and workless . Millions in Asia, Africa and Lati nAmerica are living on 20 cents a day,starving, diseased, illiterate, existin ghand to mouth, and crashing abruptlyand prematurely into unmourned ob-livion- But they know one thing an dthat is that we are not living the sam eway. And enough of them know tha tthey don't have to wait centuries i norder to attain our standards . T h emethods are at hand . . . "

* * *What is really needed is recognition

of the scientific, technological an dpolitical facts and the determination t odo what can be done .

It will require capital, trained menand education on an enormous and un-precedented scale . No country, east or

west, has demonstrated a really seriousdetermination to come to grips withthis problem. The cost is high, but soare the stakes . Nothing is more threat-ening to peace than the present widen-ing chasm between the rich and thepoor.

The third major responsibility is t oface the facts of the population ex-plosion.

Somehow, though the story ha sbeen widely publicized, the dimension sof the problem have not registered .The population of this world is increas-ing at the fantastic rate of 500 millio npeople in this decade, one million peo-ple every week, the population of Can-ada every four months . The presen tpopulation is 2 .7 billion. It will doublein the next 40 years . During the nextfive years it will increase by a numbergreater than the total world populationat the beginning of the Christian era .

* * *The problem is interlocked with

the problem of poverty and underde •velopment in a curious reciprocalway. The main reason for the rapidpopulation growth relates to scientifi cachievements aimed at alleviatingpoverty, preventing disease and pro •longing life . As a result the death ratehas gone down; life span has increased ;birth rate has remained constant .

It has been estimated that agricul-ural productivity can be increased ove rlong periods by about two per cent peryear . The world population is increas-ing at the same rate . Thus, if we run

as fast as we now can, we can just standstill . India has received three billio ndollars in economic aid through the .US since her independence but, a sobserved by India's Ambassador Cha-gla, "The effect of this aid is to a larg eextent nullified by the increase in pop-ulation . "

We have turned our back on anyserious effort to cope with overpopula-tion for religious reasons, for what w eclaim to be moral reasons, for culturalreasons, for reasons of tradition . James^Reston has said, "Probably never i nhistory has so obvious and significanta fact been so widely evaded or mini-mized by the governments of men . "

* * *The fact is that any morality which

places weight on the well being, signifi .canoe and dignity of each individual,human being, by definition, is a moral-ity which will accept the responsibilityof coping with the population explo-sion. There are two ways to do itthe first is to kill ; the second is to limitreproduction .

No one could argue that we aredoing nothing in these three majorareas of crisis . Dedicated men a n dwomen are devoting their lives to theproblems. Responsible leaders are mak-ing the best judgments of which the yare capable in an effort to prevent war . _Help for underdeveloped countries isavailable on an unprecedented scale.

Hundreds of examples of progresscould be cited, but it all adds up to too,little and nearly too late .

Friday, November 2, 1962

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Mac Kenzie givenstanding ovation -

Three thousand students gave retired UBC president Dr .Norman MacKenzie a standing ovation Thursday as he receive dthe Great Trekker award at the Homecoming Pep Meet .

But minutes later they gavethe air to a singing groupcalled the Four Winds as themajority of students walked ou t

of the gym in protest of th eperformance .

Dr. MacKenzie, in receiving

DriftWORDS

By MIKE GRENBY

Religion, like the power togovern, should be the privilegeof the select few .

What right has anyone tosay, "I'm an Anglican or, "I'mRoman Catholic" when thes ewords mean no more than an

excuse to indulge occasionallyin the social practice of goingto- church or a means of avoid-ing the non-conformist ta gwhich atheism attracts ?

By its free distribution tothe masses religion has beencheapened .

Once a deep, meaningful wa yof life it now is considered b ymost as something to be ad-

opted or cast off as the situa-.tion demands .

* * *

Society, not content with the

pitiable state in which religionis today, has also seen fit t oimpose numerous taboos on thesubject . Teachers and profes-

sors may not discuss religiou sviewpoints in any depth . Re -

:.ligion is only to be considere din light of its practical results .

If religion really meant any-thing there would be no need!or restrictions on its discus-sion. Perhaps it is becausepeople are afraid of findin gout something new whichmight disturb any random bu tnevertheless comfortable feel-

gs which they hold aboutd, life, heaven and hell that

ese taboos exist .* * *

Admittedly discussion of re-ligious principles would . be un-settling in the first instancebut what is to prevent astronger, although perhaps dif-ferent foundation from emerg-ing? Surely the chance of ob-taining improvement, greatersatisfaction and understanding ,is worth the risk of temporary

` 'instability .At present if anything more

(such as "inner" personal in-volvement) is desired, it is ac-ceptable only as long as it.takes a secondary position tothe material side of religion.In addition, if such spiritua lmatters must be brought upthey should be reserved forthe limited time actually spen tin church .

Already this "Sunday only"attitude toward religion ha stended to leave any true con--sideration of this "touchy" sub-ject to the few who dare tobuck society .

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It is to these elite whohave risked wrath and derisio nto dig into religion and ex-pound on what it means tothem that religion belongs . Noone who becomes embarrasedor confused when his so-calledfaith is challenged deserves t ohave the privilege of claimingadherence to that faith .

Certainly some tenets in mostreligions must be accepted i nalmost pure faith but areas fo rreasoning, questioning andanswering always exist . If theseare . not explored to their ful-lest extent something vital i smissing .

This "something" is obvious-ly missing in a high majorityof persons today who professto have a religion .se-

MONE Y

ings :The federal government, th e

provincial government, privat eindustry and student fees .U.S. CONTRIBUTE S

Additional money for re -search comes largly from theNational Research Council, theDefense Research Board, and .surprisingly enough, the Unite d

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States Government .While federal support fo r

UBC has been rising, with theCanada Council grant, provin-cial suport is steadily shrink-ing.

As a percentage of provincia lbudget, B .C. is eighth out ofthe 10 provinces and lowest o fthe western provinces .

Yet B.C. is the wealthiest o fthe four western provinces an dUBC his one of the fastest ex-panding campuses in Canada .

Even Manitoba, poorest of thewestern provinces is contribut-ing to a lage building progra munderway there .GUESS WHERE ?

Where money will come fro mfor future expansion is anyone' sguess .

The provincial governmenthas offered no more funds fo rUniversity construction .

The federal government doesnot appear to be ready to stepin .

Private industry cannot be 'relied upon to foot any moreof the mounting bill .

Junior colleges and stifferentrance requirements are not ,expected to affect student en-rolment before UBC is floodedby 20,000 students in 196,6 .

And it will cost over $50 mil -lion to provide the additiona l1 .1 million square feet of space .

STUDENTS LEAVE"I cannot express how happy

and honored I am to receiv ethis," he told the crowd .

Students began leaving thegym, however, moments afte rthe singing group began thei rperformance . By the end only '200 remained .

Student interviewed by Th eUbyssey said the performanc ewas dull and unoriginal.

Earlier, undergraduate socie-ties had cheered loudly as thei rrespective candidates for Home -coming Queen were paraded t othe stage at the front of th eg ym.

WAKE U P

Football coach Frank Gn' pintroduced his "pachyderms, "who play the University of Sas-katchewan Saturday .

"Most of -you guys don't eve nknow we have football here, "he said . "When are you going t owake up?"

If you want Pt. Grey vote ,tell them you're an orphan

UBC Liberals have devised a set of ground rules by whic hthey claim students will-win their -hearings before the Poin tGrey voters' list court of revision .

President Ross Munro came up with the rules after man ystudents were turned down at the hearings.

The suggestions are :• have only one residence—in Point Grey .• be prepared to swear that you have no intention of

returi _ng to your parents' home every summer .• you will have a great advantage if you did not spen d

last summer at you parents' home and have a degree offinancial independence .

ACADIA ENIGMA S(Continued from Page One )The gathering decided i t

must mean something, eithe rsexual, intellectual, psycho-logical .

The intelligencia of Hut 2 9returned early the next morn-ing, and decided that enigmanumber two was a form ofprogression, possibly phallic .

Number three they decidedwas phallic because it includ-ed a duck.

By the fourth morning th egame had caught fire . Therewere four anti-protest enigma son the bathroom wall, tackedup without the "in" commit -tee's knowledge .

Enigmas were now posted i nother Acadia facilities too .They had even made it int oa girl's hut across the camp .

Neave says the four-man "in"committee is satisfied thattheir protest is a success butsome of the latest posting thatothers have added in the bath -room seem to be missing theidea .

For instance last Fridaysomeone tacked up a piece of

HOUSING .:(Continued from Page One )

where, preferably as close tothe University as they can get ,and even in shoddy quarter sbecause of transportation costs . "President Macdonald's "babyroyal commission" committe eon higher education in B.C . ,estimates that the University' sstudent population will jum p30 to 40 per cent within th enext five years, new junior col-leges or not .

He says there's a betteranswer to the off-campus illega lsuite situation than what th ecity is attemping to do, a solu-tion that won't make UBC suf.fee .

"Legalize them. Or at leastlegalize enough suites to service I

the University's needs ."Hardwick's proposal is a

two-family dwelling zone, in -stead of the present one-familyclassification :

The University's urban plan-ning expert warns that Vancou-ver is going to get nowhere i fit keeps hoping University de-mands will not interfere withits plans to make Point Greyinto a show-case residentialarea .

(Continued from Page One )The rest has been spent on

buildings constructed since 195 8or is committed to those planne dfor the immediate future .

. the Great Trekker award ,The University at present has I highest award students bestow,four sources for financing build said he was proud to be associat-

ed with former Great Trekkers .

the

toilet paper that said "Ghos ton Iceburg." The trouble is i tmeans something, he said .

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MAC headed for scrap hea pinvestigators warn counci l

The Men's Athletic Commit- by science president Don Far -tee could be scrapped if it ish, is now investigating charge sdoesn't measure up to student of incompetence and inefficiencycouncil standards .

in the organization .A special committee, headed

Farish said he was "investigat -

European Trade Unionfaces crucial proble m

MONTREAL (C U P )—The ~ But the problems of the U .K . ,

—Don Hume photo

CHAMBERPOT AT END OF RAINBOW is discovered by ErnieYacub and Sheila Dobie during rehearsal for The Bald So-prano, Player's Club production which plays noon today i nAuditorium .

Geographical museum find sanswer in volunteer help

European Trade Union has don ewell in the areas of trade an dgrowth, but the crucial proble mof whether the European Eco-nomic Community and thecountries outside it will everachieve a balance of trade re -mains unanswered .

A Poltical Economy ,professo rfrom Harvard, S. E. Harris,told the opening session at theMcGill Conference on WorldAfafirs that the Western Euro-pean countries have fared muchbetter in the last seven yearsthan Canada, Britain or the

U.S .The problems among the

countries themselves, such a sthe French high tariff on manu-factured goods and the Germantariff on agricultural product shave been more or less settled ,the professor said .

the U.S. and Canada involv etheir whole balance of trade .

In general, a country whichdoes well will export more tha nit imports and this will tend t ocreate an unfavorable balanc eof trade . The European countrie sdo not have this problem, Prof .Hassis Harris said, partly be -cause of the current Europeaneconomic revolution and partlybecause they trade among them-selves.

The' U.K. faces a loss of tradewith the Commonwealth if i tjoins the ECM, and is thus hesi-tating, Harris said .

Commonwealth countries suc has Canada, which exports mor ethan $4 million in good qualitywheat each year will not far etoo badly, but countries such a sAustralia will suffer more .

ing MAC from the ground up,"and if necessary would recom-mend it be scrapped .

MAC is a president's commit -tee divorced from any contro lby student council . "But," say sFarish, "things definitely aren' tgoing to be the same. "

"MAC is operating on asisland," Farish said. "Theyaren't tied in with the student senough .

"And Men's Athletic Assoc iLion (a student committee) couldbe stronger," he added .

Farish said MAC's problem saren't the fault of the committeemembers .

However student council ha scriticized individuals of MAC' sexecutive for running a "tigh tlittle show" and being ineffi-cient .

He said his special committe dwould not complete its investi .gations for several months .

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FEATURED GUEST at alumn iluncheon Saturday afternoo nis Dr. John Macdonald .

MP suggestsfirecrackerscan be useful

Jack Nicholson, Liberal MP-for Vancouver Centre, had th e

hallawe'en spirit ."I've often been tempted to

put firecrackers under Diefen-baker's seat," he said in an ad -' dress Wednesday to the UB CLiberal Club .

"No country can be greatwithout proper leadership," h esaid . "We don't need speeches;we do need people with ideas ."

He challenged the youngpeople of Canada to providethis leadership .

Nicholson deplored the num-ber of Canadian industrie sfinanced by foreign capital, andsuggested tax incentives andgovernment research grant swould encourage Canadians t odevelop their own secondar yindustries .

Economy doesn'tdepend on armsEconomic advantages of disarmament would outweigh the

problems involved, economics professor Dr . Stuart Jamiesonsaid Wednesday.` There are two opposing views of economists regarding dis-armament," he said .

"There are those who believ ethat the national economy de-pends on large armies andarmament production centres .

"These people rear unem-ployment and lack of capital i fdisarmament occurs, citing astheir example the depressionafter World War 1, when thos eemployed with armament effor tlost their jobs .

"Those holding the opposit eview point out that the boomafter World War II, when weagain. ceased spending mone yon defence, was the biggest andlongest boom in history . "

Jamieson said that his ownview is safely between thesetwo .

His suggestion for a solutio nto the problem was to turnarmament-producing factories t othe production of goods neces-sary for civilian life .

He said that increased facili-.ties should be available t oteach those involved in defence .the skills needed in civilianjobs .

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This will bring the total to nearly 4,000 seats .These extras will cost about a dollar each to construct ,

but when the upper tiers are put in, the cost will go wa yup, Al Bayly, of Buildings and Grounds, said Thursday.

"I can't see them needing many more seats than they havenow for a while at least," he said.

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November 2, 1962

for BIrdstonight

The new-look Thunderbirds

basketball team will tangle

.with the grads tonight at 8 :45

in War Memorial gymnasium .

Birds coach Peter Mullins ,

in an effort to give his team al l

the practice possible before the ,

WCIAA season starts, has

changed the usual Grad game

program .

TWO GAME S

This year there will be two

games played, instead of one .

The first game starting-at 8 p .m .

will feature the older grads .

One team will consist of grads .

from even-numbered years, an dthe other will he grads from

odd-numbered years .This game will be strictly fo r

laughs.The second game, a serious

contest will have this year' sThnderbird squad tangling withthe grads from more recen tyears .

The alumni, coached by Ne vMunro, will have many e xThunderbird names in thei r

ranks. Ken Winslade, presentl ycoaching UBC's Braves team .will lead the newer grads.

OTHER GRADS

Reid Mitchell . Barry and

Glenn Drummond, Gordie

Gimple, Ed Wild, Ernie Nyhaug

and ,Norris Martin will als o

stretch their weary muscles for

the Grad cause .- The Thunderbirds - startinglineup will contain only twofamiliar faces from last year'steam. John Cook will find oneof the forward slots, and LauriePredinchuk will probably startat guard .

Keith Hartley and Mike Pot-konjak, both of whom playedfor the B.C. Senior "A" cham-pion Rakers last year will star tin the other two forward posi-tions . Earl Farenholtz, who waswith the Jayvees last season .will start at the other guar dposition .

Rowers prepfor Games

UBC Thunderbirds rowingcoach Laurie West is not yetcompletely satisfied with hi screws performance in , practices

"We're still about five sec-onds slower than we will hav eto be in Perth," he said . "Butwith the two weeks we have i nAustralia before the race weshould come on strongly . "

The UBC crew has shifted itspractice times ahead to com-pensate for the change to stand-ard time and loss of daylight .

Evening workouts are nowheld at 4 :30, and morning prac-tices at 6:45 .

The Thunderbirds usuallyspend only enough time on thewater in the morning to have ashort warmup and a time trialover 2000 meters .

In the evenings they spendabout three-quarters of an hourin the shells, on longer dis-tances .

—Don Hume photo

MAN WITHOUT A HEAD, John Cook, starting forward wit hthe Thunderbirds basketball team, reaches high to dunk th eball in practice session Wednesday. Birds meet Grads tonigh tin War Memorial gym .

Future,.. Olympians trave lto Powel i River Saturday

The future Canadian -Olympic hockey team gets its firsttaste of . action this weekend when the UBC Thunderbirds flyto Powell River for an exhibition game .

The Birds have been practising since early last monthand this will be the first time they will be stacked up agains tany competition .

Coach Father David Bauer will take some transfer play-ers from St. Michael's College, in Toronto . They are TerryO'Malley, Dave Chambers, Ken Broderick and Barry Mc -Kenzie .

Two other top men making the trip are holdover PeterKelly, a leading Bird attacker fast year, and Ralph Lortie ,from the Melville Millionaires in Saskatchewan .

Back to play with the Birds after a year's absence i sMickey McDowell . Defenceman Tom Thompson also wil lsnake the trip .

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The UBC Thunderbirds will probably celebrate Homecom-ing by taking their inner aggressions out on the hapless Sas-katchewan Huskies.

The outcome is almost cer-tain to be a royal pummellingof the Huskies with only theactual size of the score in doubt .

But the lowly Huskies, despit ea total offence of only eightpoints for the season, coul d

throw a wrench in Birds' firstplace aspirations with a victory .

VICTORY NECESSARY

A victory for the Birds is nec-essary for a tie with AlbertaGolden Bears for the leagueleadership .

In their first meeting of theseason in Saskatoon, Bird sbounced the Huskies 30-0, butBirds have adopted a bigger-the-better attitude for this game .

Rumour has it that the wes tern championship may be decid -ed on total points for and against $rave sif a tie occurs. So each extra)

Kats monopol ypoint becomes money in the

pO gIn Rugger action Saturday ,

I Birds play Richmond and Bravestangle with Kats at BalaclavaPark. The powerful Kats arestill undefeated in league playthis year . Both first divisiongames are at 2 :30 .

In the second division . Phy-sical Ed . plays Rowing Club atWolfson field.

In other second divisiongames, Fresh II at Richmondand Fresh I battle the otherUBC team, Tomahawks, at th eGym field .

bank for the Birds .

PINKY MEN AGAIN

Joviality reached such pro -portions in the stands last year ,that special precautions hav ebeen taken to avoid a repea tperformance . These precautionsinclude Pinkerton men to keepthe peace .

A new development this yea rwhich is likely to add to the con-fusion is an acute shortage o fseats, resulting from the remov-al of the East Stands last year .

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Friday, November 2, 1962

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says coach Johnson

By DANNY STOFFMA N

. After five games in whic htheir attitude towards oppo-nents has been nothing shor tof carnivorous, UBC ' s soccerThunderbirds look to the fu-ture. with savage delight .

It would seem Birds arequite confident . All alone atthe top of the. MainlandLeague's first division, they'v e

-shown a remarkable inability_to lose .

They have had no difficultycracking enemy defences—a s20 goals will prove . . At thesame times their own goalie ,George Hrennikoff, has al-lowed but five shots to evad ehis grasp .

* * *How can a coach, proudly

riding the crest of a five gamewin streak, talk about histeam's future and still retainsome semblance of modesty?Joe Johnson tries hard . "We'vea long way to go," says John-son, "and we haven't sewn i tall up yet . So many things ca ngo wrong . . . we've been for.tunate in avoiding injuries . "

The team has a long wayto go . Before the remainin gnine games of the regula rschedule are over, they planthree games in the Imperia lCup tournament. The single

JOE JOHNSON

. . . looks to PCSL

knockout series brings to-gether teams from all of theMainland League's six divi-sions .

Birds will travel to the fo gbanks of San Francisco on theNov. 22 weekend for games

with Stanford, Berkeley, andUniversity of San Francisco .

"We'd like to show theseAmericans h o w ,soccer isplayed," says coach Johnson ."But of course we're more in-terested in the game itselfthan in the result ." Sure coach .

Legion of the Junior League,Richmond and Grandview Le-gion of the Senior B league an dthe two Senior A teams compos ethe interlocking league. At theend of the season a three-gam eseries will decide the leaguetitle. The New Maids and theThunderettes play a five gameseries to determine the Senio rA crown.

High on the list of theBird 's future plans is a step up

to the Pacific Coast League .Membership in the league ,which plays some of the fines tsoccer in North America, woul dgreatly enhance the status o fsoccer at UBC. It is likely tha ta playoff will be held at theclose of the season betweenthe last place team in th ePCSL and the champions o fthe Mainland League .

* * *The winner would play th e

1963 season in the PCSL ."We've got the players ,

we've got the facilities andwe'd add lustre to the league, 'says Johnson .

The major ingredient fo rthe Birds' success' this seaso nis experience. The nucleus ofthe team, men like Ron Cross ,Keith Watson, Jim Jamieson ,Noel Cummings, Ed Wallace ,and George Hrennikoff haveall played two to four year swith the Birds. Dewiss Brow nhas played professional soccerwith Rothersham United inEngland.

* * *Birds stress speed and team -

work. They concentrate o nball control rather than the`big punt.' "As long as thi saspect of our play holds up swe'll do alright," says John-son .

But team sports are unpre-dictable—like horse racing .

Hoop Jayvees pick on CYOin city juniorleague debut

The UBC Jayvees basketball team meet CYO in their, .first game in the Vancouver Junior A League Saturday nigh tat King Edward gymnasium .

Jayvees join Braves, UBC 's freshman team in the cit yjunior league . Last year, Jayvees were not entered in an yleague .

Braves and Jayvees come to terms for the first time Sun -day night at the Jewish Community Centre gym .

In their first game of the season, the Jayvees trounce dthe New Westminster Adanacs 75-31 at King Edward gym .

Coached by Ayan Yarr, Jayvees are favored to win th ecity Junior league, and earn a trip to Winnipeg for the finals-

Pete puts track hopesin Valerie, Heather

speedsters Valerie Jerome andHeather Campbell .

The highlights of Valerie' scareer go back to 1959 whenshe set a Canadian native recor din the 60 metres at the Cana-dian Championships . The per-formance earned her a spot onthe 1959 Pan American Game steam and in 1960 she reachedthe quarter finals of the 10 0metres at the Olympic Games .

This spring she was women'ssenior champion at the Vancou-ver inter-high track meet .

Heather, senior girls champin '58 and '59, placed third inthree events at the BEG trial sin Toronto last summer . In thePan Am Games, she did well inthe 100 and 220 metres .

Heather and Val teamed up

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end of the first quarter, Thun-derettes moved ahead to win th egame , 39-25 .

High scorer for UBC was

Barb Robertson with 11 points .The Thunderettes, due to a

lack of Senior "A" competitionare forced to play in the inter-

locking Senior A, Senior B andJunior leagues .

The only other Senior A teamin British Columbia is the NewMaids, who were formed from

the nucleus of last year's Rich-mond Merchants .

The Maids handed Thunder-

ettes a 60-37 defeat last week .

Hastings and Mt. Pleasant

Thunderettes 'A' restproduces

victoryThe Thunderettes took a brief rest from Senior "A" bas-

ketball competition Wednesday night and played the Hastings

Juniors of the Junior "B" league .

The game brought the Thun-derettes their first win of theseason. After a 10-10 tie at the

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Coach Peter Mullins will have one of the strongest women ' srelay track squads in years when track season begins in thespring .

Anchoring the squad will be' for a Bronze relay medal at thePan Am Games .

Heather is now awaiting def-inite news concerning a berthon this year's Pan-Am team .

Other members of the trackteam are : Marlene Piper, JudyMcBride, Shirley Vicksic, DonnaPorteous, Pam Searle, and Bet-ty Tisdale .

Swim team in meetUBC Thunderbirds' s w i m

team will get their first taste ofcompetition this weekend at th eCanadian Dolphins Swim meetat Percy Norman Pool .

It marks the first time thatthe Birds have competed in anindependent meet.

Also competing in the meetwill be the entire Canadian Brietish Empire Games team .

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UM dropoutsblame MeredithOXFORD, Miss .'(CUP-UPI) .

More than 100 University ofMississippi students have leftthe university since the enrol-ment of Negro James Mere-dith Sept . 30 .

Registrar Robert B . Ellissaid that of the 131 dropoutsmore than 100 said they leftbecause the Negro was en-rolled

"We're all in the gutter now ."Brock 'Lounge noon today .

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Mr. Ronald Jeffels, Assist .ant to the President : "PrivateMinds and Public Education, "Sun. Nov . 4, 7 p .m. Student sinvited .

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PHILOSOPHY CLU B"Existentialism and Sartr e

Dr. Brown . Bu. 204, Monday,12 :30 .

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JR. CHEM CLU B

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1LUTHERAN STUDENTS"The Hollow Men." Speaker ,

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Daphne Buckle and DavidCull read in Bu. 202, noon to-day .

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"The Parochial School" byFr. T. J. Hanrahan, Mon . 12 :30Bu. 104 .

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