The Trojan Bunny

Based of The Trojan Horse, By Homer

Chapter 1: The Holy Cowslip

CLEOPATRA: Where art thou, death?Come hither, come! Come, come, and take

a queenWorthy many babes and beggars!

Cleopatra, Act 5, Scene 2

Alert! Alert!

The Golden Cowslip has been stolen by the

Ragreens!

Ah! Oh No!

Sir-r-r, I think that

they hav-v-ve taken off

with th-th-the Holy

Golden Cowslip-p-p

YOU DON’T SAY!! WE ONLY

HAVE NOTICED THAT FOR THE

PAST SIX MINUTES!!!

We must get it back! As-s-asssem-

assemle the army and and and get

builders for the backup idea I have. Go

get Reechess.

Reechess is gone! She has been stolen,

the most beautiful rabbit in the whole

isle and the guard of the Holy Cowslip…

gone too, this is terrible!

Well she has an IRON

CARROT so she can

defend herself-But can she use it? We know that she

can use her claws I know and her

teeth. So again as you said she can

defend herself. Now send the WAR

BUNNIES!!

Chapter 2 – The Bunny

HAMLET: To be, or not to be: that is the

question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

No more

Hamlet, Act 3 Scene One

Build a giant wooden carrot, hollow

and put on top in an amber cage

Jakuel. Make the monument be able

to be burrowed in to and also able to

be rolled so that it can be moved.

What was the plan again?

The silly Ragreens take the bait of

our wooden carrot and have many

Rabbits come out at the dead of

night, hopefully to ambush the

guards of their posts and kill them,

steal back the Holy Golden Cowslip

and Reechess; then we burn their

town to the ground!!! And we take

their does.

This wood I found should do nicely

for Frith to build apon.I was right. Thank you, Frith.

All rabbits in the carrot except for

Jakuel and Nheon! Jakuel, get on

top, Nheon, you push, then hop in.

OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.

LATER THAT DAY...

OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.

LATER THAT DAY...

OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.

LATER THAT DAY...THAT EVENING...

TO ME MEN, SLAY THEM

ALL AND STEAL THEIR DOES!

THE END!

Thus fell the Ragreens.