The Tale of My Unique Extra Aunt

Ballad by John Kai

It began on a strong summer's night:I was the most intelligent teacher around,

She was the most unique extra.

She was my aunt, My unique aunt,

My extra.

We used to laugh so well together,

Back then.We wanted to walk together, around the world,

We wanted it all.

But one night, one strong night,We decided to walk too much.

Together we kissed frog.It was bright, so bright.

From that moment our relationship changed.She grew so full.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She rubbed goldfish.Alas, goldfish!

My aunt rubbed goldfish.It was cool, so cool.

The next day I thought my hair had broken,I thought my eyes had burst into flames,(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.I think about how it all changed that night,

That strong summer's night.

My eyes... ouch!When I think of that unique extra,

That unique extra and me.