THESecret Life Of

Fixing A Computer

I walk back to the office and I turn on the computer… “Ding Ding” “Um Excuse me sir can you help me” said Mackenzie. Yes I most certainly can said I. “What do you need help with?” “Um my computer wont start and I have all my photos on here can you help me?” said Mackenzie “ Yep No Problem that will be 20 dollars for me to look at it and 20 for 1 hr and so on and so forth” said I. “ok,”… Windows start up sound. Type type type windows logon sound “

QUOTE!

• “Don’t Blink Life Goes Faster Than You Think”

Made famous by Kenny Chesney

Industrial Wiring

One day I was working on wiring my barn… “OH DEAR GOSH” said I “look out below I drooped my pencil”. We where wiring a 50 story building. “I’m afraid of heights” said Kaitlynn. “Well Then why did you apply for the job!”said “well I needed the money for the family and it sounded like… ZAP! “Ouch!” I screamed. I Had just touched the black side on the wire.

Quote From Story!

• “Back it up Mack!”- Parking lot attendant

Saving a family from death

“Matthew your show is on” said my father ... “there is a tornado warning in effect for the following area” Announced the EBS Person on the radio. “ OH crap better take cover.” I said to myself “ wait there is a family over there, better go save them, get in” Oh thank you it is so horrible out here” said the family. “ I Know there is a tornado warning in place I will take you to safer areas.” Said I “thank… “MATTHEW” Screamed my dad.

Ice road Trucking

I turned on the T.V and my favorite show was on… “ Hey Matthew I have a job for you” said Lane. “ What is it” I asked him “We need to go to the top of Manitoba” said lane. “cool” I said. … “ Tonight On iceroad truckers” Said the T.V announcer.

Fixing a tractor

• I loosened the bolt to lot the oil out of the tractor … “Lets add this last quart of oil and done.” I said “Wow I never thought you could do” said my grandpa “ Well I learned from the best” I said. “Yep well lets start her up” Said My grandfather said. Vroom! “The tractor started Yes! I did it right” I said. …. “Earth to Matthew” My grandpa said.