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.The Miami Vol. 93, Issue 32 | Feb. 9 - Feb. 11, 2015

HURRICANESTUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929

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Hurricanes baseball team to start season with four-game series against Rutgers. Pitcher Andrew Suarez returns despite Major League option.

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Student Government elections kick off Page 3DESIGN BY SARBANI GHOSHPHOTO COURTESY JC RIDLEY // MIAMI ATHLETICS

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2 NEWS THE MIAMI HURRICANE February 9 - February 11, 2015

OH YEAH, HECHT YEAH: The University Village, winners of last year’s SportsFest, lead the Torch Run to the Lakeside Patio Stage for Friday’s Opening Ceremony of the 2015 SportsFest. Hecht Residential College won this year’s games, which concluded Saturday evening.

SPORTSFEST

HALLEE MELTZER // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR

Hecht reigns supreme at Sportsfest

CAMPUS LIFE GREEK LIFE

PhilADthropy combines charity, academics Pike activity uncovered

Amir Whitaker founded Project Knucklehead in 2012 to help high-risk youth focus on educational and cultural experiences, decreasing crime and delin-quency. His project was one of the 16 non-profits in the 2015 PhilADthropy event held Friday through Saturday at the School of Communication (SoC).

PhilADthropy, one of SoC’s biggest annual events, gathers hundreds of students to help rebrand nonprofit organizations over 25 hours. This year, over 130 students, faculty, alumni and volunteers worked to restore the nonprofits’ public image, social media and advertising campaigns.

“When I saw some of the other non-profits, like Habitat for Humanity, I was a little afraid, because we’ve only been around for a few years,” Whitaker said.

Whitaker applied to participate as a nonprofit in PhilADthropy in 2014, but was not among the accepted organizations. After seeing this year’s results, Whitaker said the wait was worth the while.

“I knew that the students were going to do something big and still, I just expected to get a brochure and some changes to the website,” he said. “But we got a new design, a new logo, and the way they packaged up our organization and put it into a concise message inspired me because it reminded me of why I do this … to help kids.”

The event began in 2010 when Pro-fessor Meryl Blau and faculty in UM’s advertising program wanted to bring the experience of working with a nonprofit to students.

“The idea of a 25-hour overnight is not new for an agency,” Blau said. “But in terms of the magnitude and the scale that this was created, this is something that was unique and different and something that we can own as a school and be really proud of.”

According to Blau, the event’s sixth installment was extremely successful.

Returning participants like senior Ja-mie Santucci agreed that this year’s event brought the best out of all of the working teams. By the time the clock struck mid-night, many of the groups could already see the main parts of their campaigns become tangible.

“I am working with Habitat for Hu-manity, and we are finishing some copy

for their new ads and working on a new brochure, so we’re really excited to see it all come together,” Santucci said as her team neared 14 hours of work. “We’re ahead of schedule right now, and this is my fourth year doing PhilADthropy, and it’s the only time I’ve ever been able to say that.”

The teams’ hard work and dedi-cation paid off when their clients were surprised with the transformations. “I was moved to tears,” said Phillip Rincon, resource developer at the Church World Service immigrant and refugee re-settlement program in South Florida. “I was not expecting anything of this caliber. To see the stories of the people we work with in the ads and give them such respect and dignity, it really moved me.”

As the 2015 annual PhilADthropy came to a close, Blau also reflected on the many successes of this experience, discuss-ing her vision for the future of the event.

“I hope that we can continue to grow and offer the program to not only the stu-dents that go here, but also alumni and more departments within the school of communication, and just make it bigger and better,” Blau said.

Featured image courtesy UM School of Commu-nication.

Rumors that the Pi Kappa Alpha (Pike) chap-ter at the University of Miami operates as an under-ground fraternity were confirmed by an email from university administration.

On Thursday, the Division of Student Affairs sent a university-wide message addressing the Gam-ma Omega chapter that was suspended in 2012 by Pike’s national headquarters due to “violations of university and fraternity risk awareness policies.”

According to the message, the university has received reports that students previously associated with the fraternity have continued to operate as an organization under the name “Pike,” despite sus-pension.

The letter was signed by Vice President for Stu-dent Affairs Pat Whitely, Dean of Students Ricardo Hall and Director of Greek Life Steven Priepke.

“Allegations have included vandalism, dis-orderly conduct, unsupervised off campus parties, underage alcohol consumption and hazing,” the email said. “There also have been alleged instances of other serious misconduct at off-campus parties that have reportedly been hosted by ‘Pike.’”

Justin A. Buck, Pike’s vice president and CEO, said that the fraternity stands with UM.

“The Pi Kappa Alpha International Fraternity supports the University of Miami administration in their efforts to address the behaviors of an unrecog-nized and disorderly group of students that do not adhere to the lofty expectations of both the Univer-sity and Fraternity,” he wrote in an email statement.

Interfraternity Council (IFC) President Matt Getzoff said that underground Pike does not fall under the jurisdiction of IFC.

“They are not under the council of the IFC, and they do not follow guidelines and rules about pledging set forth by the IFC,” he said. “Complaints are treated through the Miami Police Department and not the IFC’s governing body.”

Some students said they feel the email only in-creased Pike’s popularity on campus.

Senior Gretchen Schroeder is an Resident As-sistant in Stanford Residential College. She said that the email only made the group more popular among her residents.

“This email kind of backfired and gave Pike more publicity and credibility as an organization on campus,” she said. “Some girls on my floor had not heard about them or been to something they were throwing, and now all want to go.”

Overnight event rebrands nonprofitsBY SOPHIE BARROSSTAFF WRITER

Administration confirms fraternity’s suspensionBY ERIKA GLASSMANAGING EDITOR

To read more on Pike, visit themiamihurricane.com.

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February 9 - February 11, 2015 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS 3

STUDENT GOVERNMENT

Campaigns present plans for campus improvement

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT LIMEStudents can be motivated to stay on

campus during the weekends with Sunday brunch offered at Lime. This would add di-versity to activities on campus and let students enjoy brunch with a poolside view.

SWIPE IN WITH YOUR SMARTPHONE

A QR code would be implemented in student’s smartphones as a supplement to their CaneCard. If students forgot their Can-eCard for the Wellness Center or Richter Li-brary, a QR code would grant them entry.

CAMPUS LIFE AMENITIESFor late-night movie nights, an on-cam-

pus Redbox would allow students to rent a movie and turn it in on the way to class the next day. Another ATM near the Whitten Learning Center would provide more accessi-bility for the high traffic that occurs in the area. A food truck carrying the famous milkshakes

from the baseball game would give students more opportunities to enjoy the treat.

ATHLETIC EVENTS AND SUPPORT

Athletes and students would have a bet-ter chance to get to know each other with a meet-and-greet event on the Green. This would give students incentive to go to the games and cheer on their new friends.

CHARTWELL’S HEALTH PLANSFor those who want to monitor nutri-

tional intake andaccomplish physical and health goals, an enhanced MyFitnessPal could better track student’s progress. The app is a personalized Chartwell’s health app and would accurately tell students their caloric intake.

GENDER-NEUTRAL ENVIRONMENT

Since Miami has a diverse popula-tion and a large LGTBQ community, gender-neutral areas would be expand-ed in Richter Library, University Center bathrooms, Mahoney-Pearson Residen-tial College and Eaton Residential Hall.

FOOD OPTIONS 24/7With the 24/7 study lounge, food

options should also be provided. An op-tion would be available from 7 a.m. to 3 a.m. the following day.

SHUTTLE STOP EXPANSIONA shuttle would be extended to

reach the back areas of the campus, such as Panhellenic Association, School of Nursing and Health Sciences and School of Communication school.

SENIOR PRESIDENT’S PICNICMuch like the freshman picnic at

President Shalala’s house, a senior pic-nic would be held for those who success-fully finish their undergraduate career at UM.

BEING A GREENER UAlthough there is a greenhouse

area behind Hecht, giving it more atten-tion would promote an environmental-ly-friendly campus and give students a chance to learn how to take care of veg-etation. To be even greener, the concept of “energy f loors” would be installed in the SAC stairs. These f loors would emit energy to power the lights in the build-ing so when students walk on the stairs, they would also be powering their envi-ronment.

BRIANNA HATHAWAY

YEAR: JuniorMAJOR: Economics and politi-cal scienceMINOR: Spanish, business ad-ministration and business lawINVOLVEMENT: Involved since freshman year, Speaker Pro Tempore in fall 2014, and Speak-er of Senate this spring semester

ISHTPREET SINGH

YEAR: JuniorMAJOR: Biology, political sci-ence and economicsMINOR: Chemistry, health sector management and busi-ness administrationINVOLVEMENT: Speaker Pro Tempore for Senate and rep-resentative for College of Arts and Sciences since September 2013

ROBERT RENFRO

YEAR: SophomoreMAJOR: Human and so-cial developmentMINOR: Business minor-INVOLVEMENT: Sopho-more delegate on SAFAC, chair for Canes After Dark, treasurer for Miami Ballroom

PRESIDENT

DAVID STORCH

YEAR: JuniorMAJOR: Finance and ac-countingINVOLVEMENT: Executive board for Sigma Alpha Epsilon and SAE’s inner circle

PRESIDENT

VICE PRESIDENT

REEM NAJJAR

YEAR: JuniorMAJOR: ArchitectureMINOR: EconomicsINVOLVEMENT: Director of Recruitment for Delta Gamma and executive board for architectural academic fraternity Alpha Rho Chi

VICE PRESIDENT

TREASURER

GEORGE SPOHR

YEAR: JuniorMAJOR: Accounting and financeINVOLVEMENT: Teaching Assistant for an introduc-tory business course and Beta Alpha Psi, a finance honor society

TREASURER

We just want to upgrade all aspects of campus to make life better for students. – Reem Najjar

– Brianna Hathaway

PLATFORMS

PLATFORMS

‘For U’

‘Upgrade’

Every spring semester, undergraduate students are bombarded by bright shirts and palm cards convincing them to decide who will lead Student Government (SG) during the following year. Two tickets “Upgrade” and “For U” begin campaigning

at 8 a.m. Monday for a spot on the SG Executive Board. Voting begins Monday, Feb. 16 and ends Wednesday, Feb. 18. Visit themiamihurricane.com for the latest on SG spring elections.

For us, we knew that we wanted to run together because we had the same vision for this school, which is to help students fi nd their passions and help create the best university possible.

PHOTOS BY HALLEE MELTZER // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR

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PROFILE

Waterbird research inspires professor to travel worldwide

Kevin McCracken, an associate professor in the bi-ology department at the University of Miami, has seen his share of picturesque sights, from Alaska’s Northern Lights to the peaks of the Andes Mountains.

McCracken’s research on waterbirds, like ducks and herons, inspires him to travel the globe.

“I once spent three winters on an island in the South-ern Ocean, south of Adelaide, [Australia],” he said.

Ever since a high school trip to the Galapagos, Mc-Cracken has dedicated his research endeavors to dab-bling in every aspect of waterfowl.

“I knew I was going somewhere interesting and ex-otic with dozens and dozens of species I’d never seen before,” he said. “It just opens your eyes. I was young and lived in a big city with a lot of concrete. Not much wildlife.”

Since 2001, McCracken has taken an annual voyage to the South American Andes with students and postdoc-toral researchers to study birds that thrive at low-oxygen heights. This research seeks to investigate how these birds avoid altitude sickness, a state where the body re-acts negatively to a lack of oxygen.

“Research goes better when you have a clear idea of what you want to do, but for me it’s very interest-ing,” McCracken said. “When you set out to accomplish

a goal and it takes a few years, by happenstance or ser-endipity, you come across another interesting idea that naturally creates the goal for the next five years. I think that’s what’s so exciting about science.”

Part of the excitement includes surprising findings. According to an article published by The New York Times in 2007, McCracken discovered the 17-inch bird phallus on an Argentine duck back in 2001. This is the longest one known to date.

Prior to pursuing research at the University of Mi-ami in 2014, McCracken lived in Alaska for 15 years. To reach Florida, McCracken and his family undertook a 21-day drive from The Last Frontier to the Sunshine State, stopping only to visit friends along the way. He notes adjusting to Miami’s year-round warmth as one of his top achievements. Traffic, however, is still a struggle.

“It’s probably the most interesting geographic, bio-logical and cultural contrast you can undertake in North America,” he said.

McCracken seems to be adapting well. Junior Vin-cent Hsu, a biology major who took McCracken’s ge-netics class in fall 2014, believes that McCracken has a unique approach to teaching.

“Of all the professors I’ve ever had, he’s probably the most passionate and the most open to students,” Hsu said.

After completing a class with McCracken, Hsu stays in contact with his past professor.

“He makes it seem like we have a real connection. It’s not just in the classroom,” Hsu said. “He’s someone you can call your friend.”

Biologist’s ornithology studies take pit stop in FloridaBY SHERMAN HEWITTASSISTANT ONLINE EDITOR

STATE OF THE U

The annual State of the U address will take place to inform campus of what Student Government has done this past semester. Featur-ing Student Government Presi-dent Alessandria San Roman, the event is free for the community and will began at 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 11 on the Rock.

HOMECOMING APPLICATIONS

Students are invited to be a part of the 2015 Homecoming Execu-tive Committee (HEC), which is in charge of events that take place during Homecoming week, such as a blood drive, the Alma Mater competition and Hurricane Howl. Students interested must sign up for an interview in Student Activi-

ties Center (SAC) Suite 206. Ap-plications will close at 5 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 13 and can be found at https://orgsync.com/55254/chapter.

WILSON SHEARIN

University of Miami Assistant Pro-fessor of Classics Wilson Shearin will present his book “The Lan-guage of Atoms” featuring Lucre-tious’ poem “De rerum natura” (On the Nature of Things). Shearin will discuss the potential of lan-guage and its deceptive powers in light of the poem. The event is free and open to the public at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 11 at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Avenue Coral Gables, Fla. 33134.

Alina Zerpa can be e-mailed at [email protected].

A CLOSER LOOK: Renowned photojournalist and former School of Communication professor Maggie Steber admires the chromogenic print “Vulcan Forges Cupid’s Arrows” Saturday night at the Lowe’s opening of the Poetics of Perception exhibit.

NAGASHREYASU CHIDARALA // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER

NEWS BRIEFS

PHOTO COURTESY KEVIN MCCRAKEN

CORRECTIONS

The story published on Thursday, Feb.

5 , ‘Engineers give hacking new meaning’ had the incorrect schedule

for E-week. For the full

2015 E-week schedule, visit

themiamihurricane.com.

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February 9 - February 11, 2015 THE MIAMI HURRICANE OPINION 5

STAFF EDITORIAL

Vote for real change, not unfulfi lled promisesMonday marks the beginning of cam-

paigning week for Student Government (SG) executive board elections – the week when SG appears relevant to students’ day-to-day lives. Throughout the week, supporters wear match-ing T-shirts, hand out colorful pamphlets and promote the candidates’ platforms.

These platforms, which list large and small promises alike, make or break whether candi-dates get elected. However, once voting is over and a winning ticket is selected, the candidates’ exciting plans rarely get accomplished. These plans, which in the past have included locking in tuition and a public relations graphic tool, just become distant memories – until the next spring semester, of course.

With each new executive board, it seems SG has made less of an impact on students, by being unable to finish what it sets out to accom-plish. Voters, therefore, should not be so con-cerned about the specifics of which students are running, how much experience with SG politics they have, or what would-be platform promises they wave in our faces.

Students should instead consider whether a ticket will be defined by real accomplishments. All tickets must hold their new president, vice president and treasurer accountable for the promises they make.

Former SG administrations under Bran-don Mitchell and Nawara Alawa, in particular, stand out as the best recent examples of a student government making a difference.

Mitchell, who was SG president from 2011-2012 and previously Category 5 chair, man-aged to redesign the University Center when the Student Activities Center was on the draw-ing board. He also developed late-night dining, which is still available today.

The next year, Alawa’s ticket ran on the ambitious Plus One Scholarship program, which the university recently announced is now accepting applications from students looking to attend UM for a tuition-free fifth year.

Prior to her term, Alawa was a member of SG Senate’s Student Affairs Committee, the Parking and Transportation Advisory Board and the Civic Engagement Task Force.

Both Mitchell and Alawa were familiar with the administrators that mainly determine what initiatives have a chance of succeeding and were prepared for the primary responsibility of leading a student government – a commitment to the student body and its needs.

Mitchell and Alawa made themselves visible to the student body through realistic ac-complishments for the university. For example, Alawa finished one of Mitchell’s lasting contri-butions to campus: the U statue that students pass by everyday on their way to class.

As students start to see their Facebook news feeds flooded with the faces of this year’s SG candidates, they must remember to vote for the people who will reflect the same spirit of ac-complishment.

Look for an SG administration that listens to students and is ready to bring about change that is recognizable and practical but still packs a punch.

Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Hurricane editorial board.

OPINION The MiamiHURRICANE

The Miami Hurricane is published semi-weekly during the regular academic year and is edited and produced by undergraduate students at the University of Miami. The publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of advertisers or the university’s trustees, faculty or administration. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of The Miami Hurricane’s Editorial Board. Commentaries, letters and cartoons represent only the views of their respective authors. The newsroom and business offi ce of The Miami Hurricane are located in the Student Activities Center, Student Media Suite 200.

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEFAlexander Gonzalez

MANAGING EDITOR Erika Glass

ART DIRECTORSarbani Ghosh

PHOTO EDITORNick Gangemi

ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITORHallee Meltzer

NEWS EDITORMarlee Lisker

ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORAlina Zerpa

OPINION EDITORAndrew Langen

EDGE EDITORAshley Martinez

SPORTS EDITORCourtney Fiorini

COPY CHIEFJulie Harans

COPY EDITORSAlyssa BoltHuixin Deng

DESIGNERS Emma Deardorff Madeleine TrtanSavannah DeBrosse

ONLINE EDITORLyssa Goldberg

ASSISTANT ONLINE EDITOR Sherman Hewitt

ONLINE NEWS EDITOREmily Dabau

ONLINE SPORTS EDITORAJ Ricketts

MULTIMEDIA EDITOREddie Sanchez

SOCIAL MEDIA EDITOR Dakota Orlando

WEBMASTERGeorges Duplessy

BUSINESS MANAGERChristopher Dalton

SALES REPRESENTATIVESChris Daniels James Hillyer Chris Hoff ner Kyle Stewart Grayson Tishko

AD DESIGNERMichelle Lock

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANTIsabel Vichot

FACULTY ADVISER Ileana Oroza

FINANCIAL ADVISER Steve Priepke

It was a Tuesday night. My suitemate and I were chill-ing in my room talking

about adult stuff: the econo-my and “Friends” being on Netflix.

While pondering the societal boundaries of Rachel buying stock in Phoebe’s new Greek life scratch-and-sniff sticker franchise, Smelly Frat, I glanced at my suitemate and

proposed a question: “Do you pee in the shower?”“Of course, man, but don’t tell [my room-

mate].”To protect his well being, I won’t mention his

name (but you might find it next to Eve’s … not Wall-E). More importantly, he got my brain train chugging and my mental juices flowing about a cer-tain dilemma: Is urinating in the shower acceptable?

As a proud participant of the media research and analysis course, I conducted a survey to garner some data about the psychology and ethics of drain-ing fluids. Sixty-five people took the survey as of Sunday afternoon.

First, I started with the question on all of our minds: “Do girls pee in the shower?” Seventy-four percent answered “yes.”

“Everybody f****** does it – it’s like peeing in the pool,” said senior Alex Taylor. (Aliases are used to protect students’ identities.)

Actually, she prescribes peeing as an appetizer.“Man, I do everything in the shower,” she

said. “I pee in there, I wash my face in there – I even brush my teeth in there.” Sounds like a Bowflex Max Trainer for hygiene.

On the other hand, male students had different thoughts regarding female’s draining methods.

“It’s weird for me to think about girls doing that,” said sophomore Maxim Hinds-Hew. “I mean … I’ve never had a vagina.”

But that’s another interesting topic for discus-sion: How do women pee in the shower? Does the stream trickle down along a leg, or does it shoot out like the death beam in “Independence Day?”

“It kinda has a mind of its own,” said sopho-more Christina Tiger.

Regardless, according to my survey, men are still the breadwinner for this activity.

As for the question “Do boys pee in the shower more than girls,” 78 percent answered “yes.”

Well, clearly, peeing in the shower is more ubiquitous than I imagined, so I decided to clear up its cleanliness with an authority figure. Above all, I just wanted to clarify if it’s harmful to the potentially thousands of students who partake.

So I strolled over to Cox (the biology building) and sought out a professor. First, I found a botany professor, but since his name wasn’t Professor Sprout – and he didn’t know what herbology was – I kept moving.

Via another student, I finally arranged an inter-view with biology professor James Baker.

“Urine is surprisingly clean,” he said. “It’s rela-tively pure stuff. Actually, it can be quite useful in the shower. It can disinfect fungus if you have ath-lete’s foot.”

Wait a minute…so athletes can pee in the shower and it’s helpful?

On that note, I’ll be right back … I’m going to the Hecht-Stanford Dining Hall’s athlete section and demanding my special meals – I pee on my feet too! Just don’t tell my suitemates.

Danny New is a sophomore majoring in broadcast journal-ism. As The Miami Hurricane’s humor columnist, he writes “The Maturity Column” once a week.

DANNY NEWHUMORCOLUMNIST

Survey says peeing in shower commonplace

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Tucked away behind the audio booth, Elayna Paulk worked as the audio director for the University of Miami’s late-night com-edy show “Off the Wire.” Since it was only her first semester at the show, she was more comfortable behind the scenes. One day, during a writer’s meeting, she was encour-aged to read a part in a developing skit.

Cheered on by the laughter from the show’s executive producers, she then felt more comfortable contributing and eventu-ally found herself auditioning to be the host of the show.

“I felt like I nailed [the audition],” Paulk said. “It was a lot of fun because, while I was doing the audition, I got some laughs from executive producers; the writers, they were entertained.”

Paulk, a junior studying communica-tions, will star as the first female and Afri-can-American host of “Off the Wire.” The 2015 season will air Thursday with new epi-sodes coming out every other week.

“I feel very honored to be in the posi-tion,” she said. “I feel like now that I have stepped into this position, I can inspire other people to say ‘Hey, I can do it too.’ I feel we can come to a place where it’s open to all ethnicities, regardless of wherever you’re from, your gender – open to anything.”

Since Paulk began at the university in the fall of 2014, she was instantly drawn to “Off the Wire” and worked in any position she could, from audio director to technical director.

Paulk, who is looking forward to tack-ling the role and its many challenges, figured the show’s executive producers trusted her to bring something different to the role.

“It’s 2015, I like to think that we’re not hemmed up on the fact that ‘Oh, you’re Af-rican-American,’ or ‘You know this, you’re Hispanic,’ whatever, I like to think that it’s based on the person more so than whatever things they couldn’t control that they come with,” she said.

Stephanie Lorenzo, an executive pro-ducer for “Off the Wire,” aimed to make the show more welcoming by looking for a host who was very open and could make others laugh. She easily found that in Paulk.

Senior Robert Glasser has been part of the show since 2011 and Paulk is the fifth host he has worked with. Glasser now serves as the consulting producer, training incom-ing students to take over for the next season. Glasser believes that Paulk is the right fit for “Off the Wire,” given her ability to connect with the audience.

“We’re definitely excited to explore this opportunity, explore these options,” he said. “We can definitely take different perspec-tives on different events and take different angles on different stories.”

TRAILBLAZER

With this historic appointment comes a new set of challenges for the show’s produc-ers and writers, according to Lorenzo.

Each host develops his own character and the writers always need to write keep-ing that character in mind. Now, it will be

different since they will be writing for a fe-male host, who will present herself and the content in a different way than will previous hosts.

In the past, producers and writers have relied on prior episodes to guide them in cer-

BY ASHLEY MARTINEZEDGE EDITOR

NICK GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR

‘Off the Wire’ breaks convention

2003“Off the Wire” was founded by Spencer Weinkle in his freshman year at UM. He went on to be the host through December 2006.

2015Elayna Paulk, the fi rst female and African-American host kicks off the 2015 season.

2007Steve Interrante became the host in January 2007, beginning the tradition of a term that lasted one calendar year.

2010Max Schloner

2011Eddie Mauldin

2014Danny New

2008Brad Gage;“Off the Wire” hosts its 50th episode

2012Paul Napoli

2012Off the Wire hosts its 100th episode

2009Ben Velazquez

2011NBS Award “Best Comedy Program”

2007“Off the Wire” wins the Telly Award

2008National Broadcast Society (NBS)Award “Best Comedy Program”

2009NBS Award “Best Comedy Program”

2010NBS Award “Best Comedy Program”

Late-night stars

SEE ‘OFF THE WIRE’, PAGE 8

DESIGN BY SAVANAH DEBROSSE

Since its creation in 2003, “Off the Wire” has had 10 hosts lead the bi-weekly late-night

comedy show.

2013Johnny Saras

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Oscar season is almost here. Full-length films will be the most prominent and popular topics of discussion, of course, but what about those enigmatic shorts?

Fortunately for those who want to know the plot behind the titles, Cosford Cinema will be playing all 15 of the 2015 Oscar-nominated short films from all three categories of Animation, Live Action and Documentary throughout this week.

On Friday, Cosford Cinema screened the Live Action and Animated shorts. The Live Action shorts consist of five mini-films, totaling one hour and 54 minutes. The animated shorts also consist of five features, but they only last one hour and 18 minutes.

The animated shorts bring life to their fic-tional characters, using different methods of animation and cinematography to create new, captivating worlds.

“The Bigger Picture” tells the story of broth-ers trying to decide how to take care of their aging

mother. They argued on whether or not to send her to a nursing home.

“The Dam Keeper,” a relatively silent film, uses 3-D animation and motion to depict a town in danger. A little pig protects the town by spin-ning a windmill every eight hours, but, despite this, his classmates and peers bully him.

Anyone who went to see “Big Hero 6” saw “Feast,” the heart-warming story of a dog who loves unhealthy food. In the end, the dog has to choose between his love of food and his love of his human master.

“Me and My Moulton” uses 2-D anima-tion to take viewers back to when they were chil-dren and were always embarrassed by their fam-ily. The girl notices that her family differs from every other family in their town, from her father’s mustache to their very house.

On the live action side, it should be noted that the films are longer and generally more de-pressing. Most of them leave ambiguous end-ings, leaving it up to the viewers to interpret the true meaning of each mini-film.

The live action films begin with “Par-vaneh,” or “Pari” for short. An illegal immigrant in Switzerland, Parvaneh needs to find someone to send money to her family back in Afghanistan.

“Butter Lamp” consists of consecutive pictures being taken in front of fake backdrops. “The Phone Call,” a gripping narrative of a lady at a crisis center, immediately captivates the au-dience, even though one of the main characters never appears on the screen.

When at an airport, the titular character of the film “Aya” meets a stranger and decides on a whim to drive him to his destination. The films end on a light note with “Boogaloo and Graham,” the story of two boys growing up in Ireland along with their pet chickens.

While it is interesting to know what each title of the short films category is about, many moviegoers might not have time to watch all the shorts. If you only have time to watch one cat-egory of short films, make time for the animated shorts; they generally tell more positive stories

and the animation adds more life to the films than even the live-action films.

Of the live-action films, “Boogaloo and Graham” and “The Phone Call” are must-sees, but it might be better to wait until the films ap-pear on the Internet, where you can watch them at your leisure.

BY ESTHER PONCE DE LEONCONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

Oscar shorts as diverse as full-length features

IF YOU GO

WHAT: Oscar Shorts 2015 screening

WHERE: Cosford Cinema, second floor of Dooly Memorial

WHEN: Animation 6:30 p.m. Mon-day, 8:45 p.m. Tuesday

Live Action 8:30 p.m.Monday, 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, 7 p.m. Wednesday

Documentary 7:30 p.m. Thursday

COST: Free for students with a CaneCard

Female African-American to host season

‘OFF THE WIRE’ FROM PAGE 7

Celebrity guests

BOB SAGET DONNA E. SHALALA

tain situations. Now, they will have to find other creative solutions.

“So, that’s going to be a challenge, being completely new and different, and finding that is going to be interesting,” Lorenzo said.

Since the show’s creation in 2003 by Spencer Weinkle, there have been nine other hosts, all of them male. The host usually holds the position for a cal-endar year spanning from January to December, with the exception of Wein-kle, who worked as the host from 2003 to 2006.

The host position is open to any student and involves an application and an audition in front of a panel of executive producers, head writers and consulting producers. The candidates then prepare a monologue or jokes and a reading from previous scripts.

“There was tons of diversity,” Paulk said. “A lot of people that audi-tioned this time had auditioned before in the past. It wasn’t like it was just white guys, or a certain mold – it was tons of people.”

Since this is only Paulk’s second semester at UM, she was nervous about having less experience than the other seven members who applied for the 2015 host position.

“It was interesting, the feeling that I had afterwards, because it was just like, if it was meant to happen, it will

happen, and that’s it,” she said.

FACING ODDS

Paulk is no stranger to challenges.Born in Toronto, Canada, Paulk

grew up in South Florida and gradu-ated from Cape Coral High School in 2012. She then went to University of Pittsburgh to get a feel for life outside of Florida. However, while she was just into her first semester, the cold weather brought on a sickness that caused her to need back surgery.

Since it was an “easy” day surgery, Paulk believed she would be able to at-tend school the following semester.

Her plans took a different turn when she got an infection, and she had to take a medical leave from school the following semester.

“Within that time frame, I really dug deep within myself to find that self-motivation and determination to get up, heal, and move forward,” she said. “So that has taught me to be the person I am now, the self-motivated person that I’ve become was because of that adversity.”

She carried this motivation and belief with her when she transferred to University of Miami. After graduation, she wants to enroll in UM’s dual degree program to earn her Juris Doctor degree and Masters of Business Administra-tion to pursue the field of communica-tion law.

Determined to make the most out of her undergraduate career, she

jumped at the opportunities UMTV pre-sented and sees no limit to her abilities.

“I don’t want to put limitations on myself just because I’m a female, just because anything, you know,” she said. “Variety is the heartbeat of ‘Off the Wire’ and changing the format, cast and ideas every once in a while is critical to keeping the show fresh and to welcom-ing more people.”

“It’s important to switch out the cast dynamic as the years go on because you don’t want the same repetitive kinds of humor,” Paulk said. “There’s a lot of different kinds of humor, and there’s so many different kinds of people in Off the Wire, and a lot of that humor is shown throughout people’s creative outlets, so we have the ability to make everything funny to everyone because of the different kinds of humor we like to play off of.”

Paulk’s main goal for the semes-ter, aside from receiving an email from Oprah Winfrey, is to incorporate more diversity into “Off the Wire.”

“I definitely want to bring diversity and it has been diverse, don’t get me wrong, it has been diverse, but just in the hosting aspect of it, this is where it changes,” she said. “Everyone, regard-less of ethnicity, regardless of gender, regardless of anything – if you have something to say and you want to be seen on our show, I want to make sure that those people are the ones that are seen.”

LORENA GARCIA

GLOZELL DWYANE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON

IF YOU GO

WHERE: Students can attend the taping of “Off the Wire” in Wolfson Studio C. Watch episodes on UMTV or at youtube.com/off-thewire.

WHEN: 9 p.m. Thursday

‘Off the Wire’ segments have featured several well-known guests throughout the years.

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For most programs, winning 44 out of 63 games, dominating the ACC and making the NCAA Tournament would be seen as a season to remember. The University of Miami baseball team, however, looks at its accomplish-ments from last season with regret that the season didn’t end in Omaha.

Last year marked the 42nd straight postseason ap-pearance for the program, the longest active streak in any NCAA sport. A potent offense is sure to keep that streak alive. The Hurricanes, ranked No. 10 in Perfect Game’s top 25, kick off their 55-game schedule with a four-game series against Rutgers this weekend.

National Freshman of the Year Zack Collins leads the offense after an outstanding debut season in Coral Gables. The sophomore catcher and first baseman placed himself among the best hitters in the nation after hitting .298 while leading the team with 11 home runs.

Collins will be joined in the middle of the lineup by sophomore Willie Abreu, a tall, athletic right fielder who hit .277 with eight doubles as a freshman. Junior third baseman David Thompson, who was recognized by Per-fect Game as a second-team Freshman All-American in 2013, will look to post a strong season after thoracic outlet syndrome kept him out for 32 games last season.

“Miami’s got the offense that could probably rival any-body’s throughout the conference,” said Jheremy Brown, the national scouting coordinator for Perfect Game. “With Zach Collins, who is probably the most dangerous hitter in the conference, if you miss at all, he’s going to make you pay for it.”

Miami’s rotation has some uncertainty once they get past their ace Andrew Suarez. Suarez was drafted in the

second round of the Major League Baseball (MLB) draft but decided to stay in Miami for his senior year. The hard-throwing lefty leads an otherwise inexperienced rotation that lost three pitchers to the draft. Suarez was the highest player drafted to return to school.

“It’s huge when you can get your Friday night guy back, especially when he goes that high in the draft, but obviously losing two horses on the mound like Chris Diaz and Bryan Radziewski means that it’s just that much of a shot in the arm and a boost heading into the year for them,” Brown said.

Miami’s starters will look to get the ball to closer and preseason All-American Bryan Garcia, a right-handed re-liever whose stellar freshman season included a 1.75 earned run average and 15 saves.

The inexperienced rotation will have Garcia and an athletic defense to support them. Center fielder Ricky Eu-sebio is revered by the Miami coaching staff as one of the better defensive outfielders they’ve had. Flanking him in left field will be the highly touted freshman Carl Chester, who looks like the team’s leadoff hitter thanks to his speed and ability to get on base. Eusebio and Chester will try to replace some of the production the Hurricanes lost when Dale Carey left for the MLB.

Junior college transfer George Iskendarian is another powerful bat in the lineup. The former University of South

Carolina player hit .373 while at Indian River Community College last season.

Iskendarian will see time at shortstop and third base, with junior Brandon Lopez getting the majority of the starts at shortstop. Lopez, one of many Miami natives on the roster, was a highly touted recruit in high school and is a rangy and sure-handed fielder.

The biggest challenge for Miami in the always-tough ACC will be Virginia. Perfect Game projected them as the winner of the ACC’s Coastal Conference, and they return plenty of key players from last season’s runner-up finish in the College World Series.

The new season features new baseballs that are geared toward offense, so much so that Morris said he saw more balls leave the park in one day of batting practice this fall than all of last year. The Canes, with an offense that could capitalize on the new balls, will again be a contender for the top spot in college baseball.

Strong players set Canes up for another successful seasonBASEBALL

Team begins year with matchup against RutgersBY WILLIAM RIGGINSTAFF WRITER

ATHLETES APPRECIATION: Sophomore infi elder Johnny Ruiz signs posters for fans during Saturday’s baseball FanFest held at the Alex Rodriguez Park at Mark Light Field. The Hurricanes baseball team will begin their season on Feb. 13 with a home game against Rutgers.

NICK GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR

STATSLast season, the Canes

fi nished 44-19 overall.

They had a 23-10 home record.

In the ACC, the Canes were 24-6.

IF YOU GO

WHERE: Mark Light Field

WHEN: 7 p.m. Feb. 13

The Hurricanes start the 2015 season with a four-game series against Rutgers.

SPORTS 42 straight postseason appearances for the

Hurricanes baseball team 14in the USA Today

Baseball Top 25 Coaches’ Poll for

the preseason

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The Miami Hurricanes baseball team debuted new 2015 season players in a 4-1 win over former Canes during the annual Alumni Game at Mark Light Field Satur-day night.

A chance to gauge the team’s perfor-mance ability before the season officially begins, the Alumni Game also showed Hur-ricanes coach Jim Morris what the team has to work on before Opening Day. The Canes had three errors during the game, and half of their runs were scored on wild pitches.

Before the start of the game, Hur-ricanes baseball announcer Jay “JayRo” Rokeach introduced more than 50 alumni, including Jon Jay of the St. Louis Cardinals and Yonder Alonso of the San Diego Pa-dres, eight members of the 2014 ACC Regu-lar Season Champion team, and 88-year-old Larry Adams of the 1948 Hurricanes.

Following the intros, ACC Freshman of the Year Zack Collins and ACC Co-Pitcher of the Year Chris Diaz were pre-sented with their ACC trophies.

Several new Hurricanes made their debut during the game, including starters freshman outfielder Carl Chester and trans-fer infielder George Iskenderian.

Freshman outfielders Justin Smith and Malik Rosier earned playing time as well. As did freshman left-handed pitcher Michael Mediavilla, high school teammate of sophomore outfielder Willie Abreu who, like Abreu, was selected by the Cincinnati Reds in the Major League Baseball First-Year Player Draft.

Junior right-handed pitcher Enrique Sosa opened for the Hurricanes, and Bos-ton Red Sox prospect Chris Hernandez,

who played on the last Canes team to reach the College World Series, was the starting pitcher for the alumni. Both kept the first inning scoreless.

The Hurricanes scored their first run in the second inning when David Thomp-son came home on a wild pitch. The alumni responded in the top of the third, as Dale Carey hit a sacrifice fly with the bases load-ed, bringing Brad Fieger home to tie the game at 1-1.

Miami took the lead in the fourth when Thompson plated another run and then scored two more runs in the fifth in-ning. That final run was scored by Isken-derian on another wild pitch, sealing the game at 4-1.

The sixth inning onward saw a cycle of pitching changes for the Hurricanes and hitting swaps for the alumni, giving four Canes pitchers a chance to practice for an inning apiece and the older former players a chance to step back on the field.

Hurricane relievers Bryan Garcia, Cooper Hammond, Mediavilla and Ryan Otero all pitched scoreless innings. While Otero, who made only one relief appear-ance last season, closed out the game with-out letting up a run, he did allow a redemp-tive line-drive single by 1991 alum Preston Mack, who went 0-for-1 in his two game appearances that season.

Senior Garrett Kennedy had a good night offensively, going 2-for-3, but the out was a pop fly that ended the second inning on a double play.

Two-time national champion Kris Clute (1999, 2001) had two hits and a steal for the alumni. Clute’s former team-mates Kevin Brown and Javy Rodriguez also started for the alumni, in addition to Danny Figueroa – one of Miami’s greatest center fielders whose last season as a Hurri-cane was in 2005 – and more recent alumni Chantz Mack, Alex San Juan, Tyler Palm-er, Carey and Fieger.

Canes return in Alumni GameBASEBALL

Team premieres new playersBY LYSSA GOLDBERGONLINE EDITOR

The Sugarcanes, a group of female students at the University of Miami who serve as batgirls for the Hurricanes base-ball team, are stuck somewhere between a student organization and an athletic group.

Not officially affiliated with the Committee of Student Organizations sponsors or housed under the athletic department, the Sugarcanes have created their own identity.

“We feel like our own team,” fresh-man Annie Cappetta said.

The Sugarcanes get a workout every game, running from the dugouts and re-trieving bats and balls for both teams.

Senior and president Suzanne Ghan-nam came into the group her freshman year. She grew up watching Canes base-ball, and both her mother and uncle at-tended UM.

“It was like a family tradition for me to go to the University of Miami,” Ghan-nam said.

She had been coming to the games since she was two or three years old and grew up seeing the Sugarcanes, telling her mother that’s what she wanted to be.

Ghannam’s dream was close to be-coming reality freshman year, when she saw the group recruiting at CanesFest. She signed up and was put on the interest list before the 2012 season.

However, the group was almost forced to disband in 2011 amidst the NCAA investigation, when booster Nev-in Shapiro was busted in a Ponzi scheme and blew the whistle on violations in Mi-ami Athletics. The Compliance Office underwent changes during the investi-gation that lead to a decision to disband Sugarcanes.

Ghannam and others on the inter-est list were told a couple of weeks before interviews that Sugarcanes would be replaced with Little League batboys to-wards the end of fall 2011.

Several season ticket holders com-plained to athletics and even wrote to President Donna E. Shalala to bring back

the Sugarcanes. Athletics reversed the de-cision and told the organization that they could come back, but members could not fundraise. The group had no more power to choose uniforms or go on away game trips.

“It’s been so much work,” Ghannam said. “My whole goal was to completely transform Sugarcanes to what it used to be.”

After the NCAA setback, Ghannam had to fight to become more involved without conflicting with compliance.

“Everything that we were doing had to be specifically approved by someone,” Ghannam said. “I had a specific person in athletics that I would go to and keep asking ‘Is this okay? Is this okay?’”

Most importantly, Ghannam learned that persistence and dedication are neces-sary to be a leader.

“I will go out of my way to knock on someone’s door at lunch time, and look how far it’s brought us.”

The Sugarcanes spend a lot of time together in the dugouts during the long baseball seasons, so a love for and knowl-edge of the game are essential to be part of the organization.

“You have a different perspective watching it in the dugout and watching it so close, when you can hear the coach make the calls and you can hear the play-ers say certain things that are happening in the game,” Ghannam said.

In 1968, former Hurricanes baseball coach Ron Fraser founded the Sugar-canes to fill the need for retrieving foul balls from the stands. As the group grew in prominence, they took on a marketing role as well. As the first group of colle-giate batgirls nationally, they paved the way for other universities to have similar programs.

The Sugarcanes have seen a rise in recruitment numbers over the past four years. Last year, they had 35 people try out and had to turn down 10 girls. This season, they held a full day of interviews with 50 applicants and were forced to turn down 20 girls.

Sugarcanes batgirl group combines socializing, sports

BASEBALL

Members stay positive despite pastBY COURTNEY FIORINISPORTS EDITOR

REVVING UP: Hurricanes baseball announcer Jay Rokeach and alumni Dale Carey and Chantz Mack prepare for Saturday night’s Alumni Game, held at the Alex Rodriguez Park at Mark Light Field.

NICK GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR

To read more about Sugarcanes, visit themiamihurricane.com/

section/sports.

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V,So last night, I was at a frat party

and a guy came up to me. We started talking, but I wasn’t into it. As I started to walk away, he stopped me and asked for my number. When I wouldn’t give it to him, he grabbed my arm and said, “Have you ever seen the movie ‘Taken?’ If I don’t get your number, it’s going to be like that.” I was really freaked out, and he quickly apologized. I know he was prob-ably just kidding, but sadly, this isn’t the worst line I’ve heard. What do I say when guys fail at chatting me up?

Sincerely,Not Down with the Pickup (Lines)

Dear Liam Neeson,

Wow. I’ve heard a lot of poor pickups, but that one is definitely up there. If I were you, I would have dumped my jungle juice on him.

Unfortunately, the reality is that pickup lines are something you can’t escape, like jury duty or taxes. Un-less you plan to hide in your dorm room forever, you’re going to have to get used to it.

However, getting used to it doesn’t mean you have to accept it. Some guys seem to genuinely believe that pickup lines are compliments. Maybe some of them are.

But when a guy starts threaten-ing you to get your number, he has officially crossed into creepy-guy ter-ritory.

Obviously, the easiest thing to do is to walk away – the faster, the better. As soon as you start getting that “I’m-going-to-send-Albanian-mobsters-after-you” vibe, it’s time to

dip. Plan an exit strategy in advance with your girls.

Whether it’s an SOS text or an elaborate hand signal, make sure they know when it’s time to drag you to the bathroom.

If you prefer taking the more confrontational route, it might be good to come up with some anti-pickup lines to respond with. For example, “Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cuz so did Lucifer.”

However, any guy who uses “Taken” for a pickup line might be immune to sarcasm.

There are two very choice words that have a pretty high success rate when it comes to dismissing people from your presence. Or three, if you want to get really colorful.

If all else fails, I stand by my first suggestion: spray him with beer. After that, guys will probably stop asking for your number.

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