the laws of ducks
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Duck Law No. 1 Duck Law No. 1 If it walks like a duck, If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks talks like a duck, looks
like a duck and cooks like like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck. a duck, it's a duck.
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Duck Law No. 2 Even under ideal
circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be
an eagle.
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Duck Law No. 4 Duck Law No. 4 No duck may be an eagle
until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for
talons and a beak.
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Duck Law No.5Duck Law No.5Ducks are noble
creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes
of other creatures because they are not
eagles.
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Duck Law No. 6Duck Law No. 6The greatest duck
that ever was cannot cannot fly as
high as even a modest eagle.
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Duck Law No. 7 Duck Law No. 7 Ducks flock. Eagles
fly alone. Ducks and eagles never
mingle.
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Duck Law No. 8Duck Law No. 8A duck's quack
doesn't echo. No one knows why.
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