the last action hero
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THE LAST ACTION HEROWritten by Danny Deller
Property of Secondcoming Inc.
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FADE IN
*INTRO*
*Voice Over*
FREDDYHi Im FREEZE, FREDDY FREEZE and all my life I wanted to
be an 80s action hero, you know the type of hero that
gets to run through buildings shooting the bad guys,
diving through the air, shouting out awesome one liners.
But you know what today I get to be the hero HIT IT!
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SCENE 1
INT. SCHOOL ELEVATOR DAY
FREDDY FREEZE, a 17 year old slightly overweight action
hero, stands in an elevator singing along to Never gonna
give you up by Rick Astley.
FREDDY clicks his left fingers in time to the song.
FREDDY
Never gonna let you down, Never gonna turn around and
dessert you.
The elevator doors open and GENERIC BAD GUY 1 standswaiting for FREDDY to appear. FREDDY draws his gun and
shoots GENERIC BAD GUY 1.
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SCENE 2
INT. SHOOL CORRIDOOR DAY
FREDDY steps out of the elevator and walks around the
corner. Immediately GENERIC BAD GUY 2 appears and fires
at FREDDY. FREDDY uses the wall as cover and fires asingle bullet at GENERIC BAD GUY 2. GENERIC BAD GUY 2
falls to the floor and dies.
FREDDY Continues his venture down the corridor holding
his gun in front of him.
*Voice over*
FREDDY
Okay so Imnot as big as Arnold or shouting the cheesy
one-liners like Stallone or Willis but youve gotta
admit I kicksome serious ass.
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GENERIC BAD GUY 3 runs at FREDDY slamming him into a near
by display case. FREDDY uses his right elbow to hit
GENERIC BAD GUY 3 and throws him to the floor. FREDDY
aims his gun at GENERIC BAD GUY 3 and fires.
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INT. SCHOOL STAIRCASE DAY
An alarm begins to ring. FREDDY sprints down the nearby
staircase.
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SCENE 3
INT. SCHOOL LOCKERS DAY
FREDDY wipes the sweat off of his forehead with the left
side of his right hand. GENERIC ANTAGONIST launches
himself at FREDDY, smashing him into the nearby school
lockers.
GENERIC ANTAGONIST pins FREDDYS arms against the
lockers. FREDDY struggles and head butts GENERIC
ANTAGONIST. GENERIC ANTAGONIST begins punching FREDDY in
the stomach at an incredible speed. GENERIC ANTAGONIST
stops punching FREDDY and elbows him in the throat.
FREDDY falls to the floor and GENERIC ANTAGONIST escapes.
FREDDY shakes his head and grabs his gun. FREDDY stands
up and continues down the corridor. GENERIC BAD GUY 4
hides behind a locker. GENERIC BAD GUY 4 attempts to
attack FREDDY. FREDDY grabs GENERIC BAD GUY 4 by the head
and hits him against the lockers. GENERIC BAD GUY 4 falls
to the floor. FREDDY fires his gun at GENERIC BAD GUY 4
killing him in the process.
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SCENE 4INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR DAY
FREDDY Dives through the air and fires a bullet at
GENERIC BAD GUY 5. GENERIC BAD GUY 5 falls to the ground.
FREDDY takes off his blazer and starts running down the
corridor.
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INT. SCHOOL OUTSIDE TOILET DAY
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FREDDY runs past a gents bathroom. FREDDY contemplates
going into the toilet. FREDDY decides to use the toilet.
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INT. SCHOOL TOILET DAY
FREDDY uses the toilet.
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SCENE 5
INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR - DAY
FREDDY leaves the toilet and walks down towards the end
of the stairwell.
GENERIC ANTAGONIST stands at the end of the corridor
clenching his fist. FREDDY spots GENERIC ANTAGONIST and
aims his gun at him. FREDDY fires his gun. GENERIC
ANTAGONIST slides to the left. FREDDY fires again but
misses he throws his gun to the floor and charges at
GENERIC ANTAGONIST. The Two men stand staring at each
other. GENERIC ANTAGONIST punches FREDDY in the stomach.
GENERIC ANTAGONIST then stands back and launches himself
at FREDDY. The punch connects and FREDDY falls to the
floor, hitting his head against a nearby display case.
FREDDY stands up and wipes his mouth. FREDDY begins to
warm up and compose himself. GENERIC ANTAGONIST throws
several punches at FREDDY but FREDDY deflects every
punch.
FREDDY pulls his arm back and palm strikes GENERIC
ANTAGONIST in the stomach.
MR ASSAGIE
FREDDYFREDDY FREDDY FREDDY
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SCENE 6
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
MR ASSAGIE, a 33-year-old media teacher stands towering
over FREDDY.
MR ASSAGIE
FREDDY!
MR ASSAGIE clicks his fingers at FREDDY.
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FREDDY wakes up and realises that hes in class. MR
ASSAGIE points at the white board. The board reads
DENTENTION 1 HOUR. MR ASSAGIE then picks up a piece of
paper.
MR ASSAGIE
Whats this?
FREDDYS face shifts to a face of confusion and terror.
MR ASSAGIE
BOY!
MR ASSAGIE slaps FREDDY around the face. YOUNG EDDIE, a
13-year-old high school student also sitting in detention
with FREDDY look down at FREDDY and kisses his teeth.
FADE OUT
ROLL CREDITS