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Gaudeamf!,s igitur, iuvenes dum sumus ! ! !

The ORAMA

POI.ICY

P• 7 Ithacan STAFF

DRAMA

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Ithaca, New York May 15, 1964 Vol. 36--No. 23

Chuong Speaks For. Action In VietNam; Crowd Cheers Dillingham and Fink Confer; College Sold; Oil Sought

Two-Gun Fink came to Presi­dent Dillingham last week and bought Ithaca College. He rode up to South Bill after making the deal in the downtown snack bar. After bitching his horse up to a "no parking" sign, be was . thrown out of the Infirmary ·for being too tall to be sick. He -moseyed along to the College Union, held up Saga, and stole an extra portion of Jello.

High Dorms A Waste

In an interview with Dean Ber­pbime, be proposed his new ideas for South Range Gully. His first comment was: "These_ High River dorms are a· waste of money. We have flowers in Texas twice their size."

Black Gold Under ·science Bulldlng

' The first thing Mr. Two-Gun wants to- do is look for oil under the science building. He said that "oil is always found in muddy and foggy places." Jror this reason· the science building will be blown up this summer and science classes will be held_ in the Clinton House next semester. -

Finks Accepts Award

Mr. Two-Gun has received an award for the school since he has taken it over. The award was pre­sented on Class Day by the South­ern Genew, Bob Bermingham. The only. two other institutions to receive this award were the Little Red School and Ding Dong School

To Rid Trlplum Course

"The College Union," Fink said, "will from now on be called tl}e Southern Union." Fink told the Director of our Union that he was planning a convention of all the southern states, led by the presi-~ dent -of the United States, to have all the books that",state the North won· the war taken off the market. Fink said that he will start with -the Ithaca Trlplum Course.

After the conference Two-Gun signed autographs for physical education students. He then went to the baseball-game and shot the umpire for not permitting the students to throw Dixie Cups at the visiting team.

Blue and Gold To Go

Downtown in the music dorms he told the students that there would be no more Blue and Gold. He said that "it would take less pape~ to print the things one can do at IC than to print-the things one can not do."

At the theater he told the Drama Ramas that their next show would not be "Annie· Get Your Gun"

but wo·uld be· "The Moon Over Texas."

Police State Declared

He then stated that there would be no more I.D. cards, but that each person would ~ave to have a dog tag around their neck at all times. He then added that "there will be a secret policeman to make sure all my rules are fol­lowed."

TWO-GUN FINK

Drama Announces Mew Policy For Major Productions

The new faculty of the drama department have announced a new policy for productions for next year. The services of some of the greatest names in show business have been obtained to star in the major productions next year. Ex­cept for the annual student Scamp­ers, all of the productions will be directed by leading men in the directing profession.

The star policy was instituted in order that the students would have the opportunity to work in a pro­fessional situation while still in college. The productions for next year are:

"Tobacco Road" will be the annual touring production and will be presented September 23-26. Miss Tallulah Bankhead and Mr. Noel Coward will be guest-stars in

(Continued on page 8)

Bo Dutchessless; Jun.-· Class Sues For Ca·ncellation

To come or not to come-this question bugged the Dutchess· after she agreed to make an appearance on the IC campus. She decided ... not to come. As a result Fri­day night of Spring Weekend will be Dutchessless, but Bo will come.

Even though Diddley is her half. brother, he has decided not to let family matters stand in his way. When asked what he· plans to do, Mr: Diddley said, "J;)on't worry, you'll think of something. After all money is money. And according to. an old cliche-"The show must come off!"

Dutchess Will Be Sued

The Dutchess, alias Normigene Woffard, in refusing to come, is liable, of course, to a suit by the Planning Committee of Spring Weekend ·(alias Delta Kappa and assorted females). This "group" will sue her since they were de­pending on her to draw the crowd for that night's dance.

. Mrs .. -Lunch To Take Up Slack

In order to take up the slack left by the Dutchess's withdrawal, the "group" has answered Did­dley's challenge and has asked Mrs. Lunch, the reknown tele­phone-twirler of the local Chamber of Commerce, to appear in her place. The costume that was to be worn by the Dutchess (as shown in last week's Ithacan) will be worn by Mrs. Lunch (with a few alterations).

More Food As a Result of Economy

Since Mrs. Lunch is an employee of a non-playing organization and an amat~ur torch singer, the "group" will not have to pay her the union rates. In fact, the "group" won't have to pay her at all; she'll be paying them. Coupled with the suit being presented to the Dutchess, the donation of Mrs. Lunch will prove a boon to the Friday night dance and as a result, two pieces of toast will be served -after the dance instead of the one slice that had been planned on.

Covington Will Still Appear

The Saturday night dance with Warren Covington will, so far as is known, materialize. However, the local trouble of the Johnny Mathis nature might conceivably re-occur. So as has been said in the blurbs which have appeared in the Ithacan for the last few weeks, "Only in America" is going to pro­vide you with a weekend that can compete with the best of them." And then of course th.ere is the new Dutchess, Mrs. Lunch.

FacJ1lty, Students Fill Union; Publi'city Cited As Reason For Record-Breaking Audience

A capacity crowd cheered Dr. Tran Van Choung's plea for action in Viet Nam, and carried the one­time French Indo-Chinese states­man on its shoulders from Ithaca

DR. TRAN VON CHUONG

Hood Hosts Tea at Morrie's for Head Residents Thurs.

The Housemother's Annual Tea and Bridge Party will be held in Morrie's College Inn on Thursday afti;rnoon, May 21 at 2 p.m.

Dean of Women Helen Hood will be the hostess of the event. Mrs. Hood said that she is delighted with this year's choice of location because the College Inn has such "quaint" atmosphere.

A door prize of a genuine "Here-1-Come" bell bracelet will be given. The big event of the day will be the drawing of raffle tickets for the grand prize of a miniature tape recorder cleverly concealed in an attractive statuette of a horse. Ad­ditional game prizes of automatic light blinkers will also be given.

When asked what he thought of the tea, Morrie said that he was delighted to have the ladies choose his establishment because it would set a new tone of dignity to be followed in the future.

The Housemother's Tea and Bridge Party is a tradition-filled event eagerly anticipated by every housemother. It is recommended that dorm residents be especially considerate so that their "Moms" can fully enjoy the day.

College's government - sponsored Union Building last Wednesday.

Overwhelming Speed

Dr. Choung's rousing speech, followed by the Student and Faculty recessional into the City of Ithaca, marked the second time in two weeks that a speaker appear­ing in the Union had been fav­orably overwhelmed.

Urging constant pressure on the Communists in Viet Nam, Dr. Choung said now is the time for action while the ideological rift with Red China is widening. The Ithaca College Histoi:y and Gov­ernment Department applauded for 10 minutes and had to be asked to quell their enthusiasm or be ejected.

The second in a series of lectures by the Faculty Senate was acclaimed by the administra­tion as an outstanding achieve­ment in College Community parti­cipation.

Publicity Commended

:Mr. Wells cited his publicity committee as having been ener­getic, overtly attentive to College needs, and exceptionally original in its prepa,J"ation for the lecture.

Radio and newspaper coverage for the lecture proved to be an adequate media for reaching the students. The Faculty had planned to require attendance for the lecture but called this off at the last minute so as outsiders might have a chance for seating.

Faculty Present in Full Force

Faculty members once again rose to the occasion by appearing in full strength. One unidentified member of the faculty had been waiting in line for the lecture for 36 hours in hopes of getting a seat.

Dr. Choung thanked Ithaca Col­lege and said he would recommend the College to his friends who are also on lecture tours.

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THE ITHACAN, MAY 15, 1964, PAGE 2

• Use Your Head For the first time in recently recorded history, IC is going to

have hard liquor served at a weekend. This represents a phenomenal advance in both privilege, and attendant responsibility. Privilege because it represents a greater trust of the student body on the part of the administration

1 and responsibility because of the obliga­

tions it places on the stuctents. The studen'ts attending this coming weekend have not only

themselves to consider, but the generations of students yet to come; future students will be judged by the actions of those here now, as well as their own,._ The present underclassmen will also be affected by the attitude taken by the student body in general toward the privilege of liquor.

We oft~ Ithacan hope that the students will have a good time at the weekend, and will use their collective heads for something other than headaches.

A Friend _In Need . .. We were fortunate eno~gh to have attended the Friends of

Ithaca College banquet in the Union last Saturday evening. We weren't sure what to expect, but this is what we found.

There were over three hundred Friends attending. The atmosphere was one of good will, interest and pride.

Since we are not an endowed institution, we must depend heavily upon loans and contributions to build the new campus. The Friends help enormously with their annual contributions.

But there is more to the "Friends" than merely giving money.· T~ey are genuinely interested in the College-they believe in it, now and for the future.

It is this faith, interest and pride that we must mirror and amplify as .we go about the business of being students. It is up to us to insure that the warmth the Friends feel for the College is not misplaced on a school whose students are not interested in any­thing but themselves.

"v-le too must strive for excellence if we are to be a part of a rapidly growing, improving College.

Reflection As we approach the end of another year, our weary minds pause

and reflect on many things. . Some of us, in the midst of days activities, confront clear pools,

others mud puddles-which we wade through to reach our objective. It doesn't have a name, of course, but on we plod.

· Some of us, like bees .in a garden, buzz around~ c9min_g_ to rest occasionally to drink of the sweet nectar of knowledge. Then we return to the hive and pool our resources with what everyone· else got in all kinds of gardens. ,

Then there are those privileged few who continually wander in concentric circles. They also have habits such as screaming, stamP-: ing feet, pulling hair out of their heads, and going slightly berserk in unguarded moments.

Weary minds or no weary minds, regardless of puddles, pools, flowers, or <::ircles, there . are two things standing between us and summer: recovery from Spring Weekend and finals.

Let us deal with first things first. Recovering from a weekend this close to finals can take a large chunk out of serious cram-time. Tomato juice and other well-known remedies will probably help, but rest is really the best method. Forget 1t--besides, you have enough reserve to go two more little weeks. Don't you?

As for the high power studying about to take place at our drained energy levels-the obvious solution, of course, is to eliminate the need to cram by studying all semester. It is a trifle late for that. What are left are the three time-honored virtues: faith and hope for the students and charity on the pan of the faculty.

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR The Itbacan welcomea all letters which are fl1r, :propq dplld &114 11l14er SIOO

words. Sub:mlt letters to the Ooll11111 VIilon Delk b1 the 811Jld.Q' before :publlc&Uon. The Ithacan re111rv111 the tight to tldlt or, reject lm:pro:perly 'ft1tteD letten.

In a paper as good as the Ithacan, I find it rather incongru­ous that you should publish a masterpiece such as the photo­graph of the "1'utchess" which appeared in last week's issue. I assume that last. week's paper was dead serious because of the Spring Weekend court,norninations and the Top Ten Seniors. Serious the paper was; but the "Dutchess" made it far from. dead. In fact, a sight like that might well make Cato the Censor tum over in his grave.

After first being stunned by this picture, I must admit that I had to laugh. The "Dutchess" is enough to make my sides split, even when I wear my suit of armor.

The outfit· (and she certainly knows bow to fill it out) which our fair debutant was wearing might be very appropriate in a publication for males only, but not in paper which parents of our students might read. IC is trying to achieve a good name as a col-

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This picture Qf the ''Dutchess," I might add, looked even worse considering what was opposite it, a photograph of Warren Covington, one of the up-and-corning band leaders in our country. Yet, con­sidering the · aesthetic tastes of our commµnity, I cannot be en­tirely surprised. The "Dutchess" must be IC's answer to the ''Mona Lisa." Certainly that picture is enough to make one moan.

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Student Council will score heavily in the next year. The stick ball committee which was estab­lished last week is loaded with top notch talent.

Offering · scholarships for the first time in Council's history, IC has attracted five 3-sewer men on the 9-man squad.

Back for the second season is Bruce "arms" Gordon from Tean­eck, New J"ersey. A hardy stick­man, Gordon rapped in 7 runs for Council last. year. Since bis move to Dorm 8, Gordan has lost 2 roommates with his tongue by promising a big year behind the bat, more goals, and a date with a certain Anne.

''Flash" Lyons, senior Class president, and third base star for the SBC pasted 2 three-sewer shots for the JV last year.

Coach Walsh is hot on a sophomore prospect Rich Savage, a defensive ace. Savage, a fast man on the sidelines with the girls, is quick handed also. · Jolting Jim Jandreau from

Long Island, another 3-sewer man, rapped the ball for a .480 average last season. He struck out several times this season with a fan of his.

"Mon" Lieberman, a Senior Letterman for the squad, has been returned to the lineup on the basis of his physical prowess. "Mon" scored the winning run of the Championship game last season when he slid home; under the tag and the plate. Weighing in at 150 this season, the 6'1,.' "Mon" will have to find a bigger bat to hind behind. He will be wearing weight­ed shoes at the hot comer.

Lew Handlesman, a veteran performer behind the plate, beat out brylcreme Sheber for the post.

Joe "Mouth" Casarella and George ''Prettyboy" Coons round

'out the starters. Coach Walsh promises. ACTION

from his squad next season.

Administration's action to make Valentine Dorm the new Honor House for women is a noted im· provement on the previous choice. Located near companion-donn Quarry, the choice will prove to be a safer selection. . . . Council's move to have all Saturday meals served downtown will enable the Friends of Ithaca College's students to enjoy the spacious South Hill Union ... IC's Varsity Nine voted to change their names from Bombers to Pit Vipers . . • Phil Sandler was named outstanding Advertising Man of the year by Manager Lew Handlesman ... There is no truth to the rumor that Delta Kappa will stop using Greek Letters next year. Someone has been replacing the letters with the word "decay." ... Un­limited cut system established by the halting of Infirmary excuses has a flaw in it, teachers won't be· lieve students ll1'e ill . . . Dr. Har­court's latest book, "The Influence Of Parents on College Students in Their Work, Social Life, and AnnY Career," will be released this week. It has all ready been banned on the Island and Upstate New York ...• Tony Cerullo named the Ithacan Staff the most outstanding group of influential people on the Campus . . . The Ithacan named Tony Cerullo the .. most influential Dorm Advisor on €ampus.

THE ITHACAN, MAY 15, 1964, PAGE 3

The Ithacan Reveals All For the past three months, we have received nothing but wry,

ill-founded, and at times, ignorant comments about the Ithacan and its staff. Individuals from various departments have assumed the responsibility of citing various flaws in the paper's editorial or pub­lishing policy. There also has been criticism as to the number of papers published per seni~ster.

These students are more than eager to corner a staff member in the Snack Bar, in the dorms, or on the bus in order to put them on the spot and "beeP' about the paper's role in the college. Yet these same students when asked if they would like to have their views published via "Le.tters to the Editor" refuse to do so, for fear of their own necks. Meanwhile the "staf P' meets weekly and spends many_ study hours working on the papel!.

Whi]e Monday is chiefly telephone and run-around-picking-up­stories day, the staff spends all day Tuesday from 1 p.m. until '12 p.m. in the office writing and editing_ news stories, features, and columns. The following is a typical Tuesday at the office of the lt/z.acan, present in the form of a play-a one-act comedy. Dialogue is shortened due to space and all words and phrases of questionable taste are omitted for the. sake of sparing__!he printer-our friend "Leo"_.at Norton's, any embarrassment. ( We love you, Leo!)

CA-ST IN ORDER QF APPEARANCE Barbara Wickham .... .......... ...... ... .......... .. .......... . ........................ Editor-in-Chief Irving Wood ...................................................................... Managing Editor Jeffrey Fink ....... ., ......................... .'..... ..... .. .... . ............ Photograiffiy Editor . Rene Burrough ...................................................... News Editor (In absentia) Miriam Jacobs ............................................................................ Feature Editor Lewis Handelsman ... : ...................................................... Advertising Manager Philip Sandler .................................................................. Business Manager Lawrence Backlund . .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . .. . ....................... Proofreader Richard Arnold ............... ~ .............................................. Head Proofreader Donald Brister ................................................................................ Proofreader Louis Kairys ... ................. .. .. ..... ..... .. . .. ..... .. ..... ... .Assistant Photographer

SCENE I Tuesday, 1 p.m.-Outside the

Ithacan Office. The door is locked. Barbara Wickham (editor-in­

chief): What do you mean we'.ve been evicted?! They can't do this to us. I'll have to see Jud.

Irving Wood (managing editor): Now Barb, don't get so excited.

LATER Irv: Well, Barb, looks like we

don't have much news again. · Guess I'll have to go over to the Union to read the bulletin board.

(exit Irv) (enter Jeff) Jeff Fink (photography editor):

Barb, you'll have to requisition an extra roll of film for that lecture coverage. 1 don't have enough.'

Barb: Right. Don't forget to bring back some Pepsi from the Union when you go over to ask Phil for , the film. By the way we've just inherited two beds from the infirniary. I guess we'll have to store themm the darkroom.

Jeff: Darkroom my foot! You've got everything including the kitchen sink in there already. It's either me or the beds.

Barb: Bye, Jeff. (exit Jeff)

LATER (enter Miriam) Barb: Hi, did you get the stories

from Rene? Miriam (feature editor): I didn't

know I bad to. What's wrong with her?

Barb: She's upstairs in the in­firmary. She's got measles.

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Miriam: How 'bout that! Too bad, I hear· they're going to have a rumble in her dorm. By the way, there's a dead snake outside the infirmary on the steps (must be the work of Mr. Kaufman). If we find :µiother we can twirl them around a staff and donate them to the infirmary as an outdoor sym­bol.

Barb: Get the copy going. Miriam: Okay. By the way has

Irv been on the 'phone again? Barb: I don't t,hink so. Alexander

Graham Bell has been pretty busy these days-with schoolwork. I guess he's decided to discontinue burn­ing up the wires.

TWO HOURS LATER The paucity of happenings on

campus force the staff members to call upon various faculty members to contribute any and all possible news about themselves. Further­more the girls have undertaken- the job of writing sports stories, since no one in physical education will volunteer to do the job. The only slip-up this year occurred when the same basketball picture was . featured for two different games.

Also a scheduled m1:1sic recital has been cancelled. The staff is down to four stories and a few features.

Irv: Has anybody written a story about the lecture yet? That could be put on page one.

Barb: Well, we could do that, but we still have twelve inches of space on page one to fill and half of page four.

Irv: Rene called down from the infirmary as I passed by this morn­ing and said that she had a few articles we could use. I think I'll run up and ask the nurse to get them from her.

Barb: Good idea. (exit Irv). Miriam, how's that feature on the history department coming?

Miriam: I'm not writing . that story because the proposed trip for Dr. Kaaret hasn't materialized. I'm doing one on Dr. McEvilly for next week, though.

Barb: See if you can get any­thing on the new infirmary policy about excuses.

(enter Jeff) Jeff: Hi. How's the hotline to

Moscow? Barb: Hello. Irv hasn't been on

the phone today, and don't you start!

Jeff: Killjoy! Barb: Well, I'm off to choir.

I'll see you all after dinner. (enter Irv) Irv: C'mon people. We might as

well eat and then continue with the grind.

SCENE II 6 p.m. office. Barb, Irv, and Miriam are typing.

Miriam types with three fingers. Lew Handelsman (advertising manager) enters.

Lew: Okay, "world," you can stop; I'm here.

Barb: Hi Lew, do you have any new ads this week?

Lew: No. Lent's didn't want to advertise either.

Irv: Hand me that pencil, huh, Barb? ·

Miriam: How long do you want this article?

Barb: Four inches should be enough.

Miriam: Do you want a "head" to go with it?

Barb: Yeah, you might as well give it one.

( All cQ'!l,tinuc working. Lew writes ads. Enter Jeff and Lou Kairys, ass't. plwtographer)

Jeff: I hope you all realize we're going to have over thirty pictures in this week's paper.

Barb: Wrong, thirty-five. But that's good because the news is really poor this week.

Lou: How did you like that pic­ture of Dr. Dillingham?

Barb: It was fine, Lou. Irv: Well, we'll just have to do

what the Cornell Sun does: fill up half the paper with ads!

Mariam: I can't edit Aunt Chole properly. I'll have to leave it at seven inches unless she wants to rewrite some of it.

Barb: Leave it for now. We might need all of it to fill space. Remember we don't have Brink­ley's column any more.

Irv: Oh, speaking of columns, here's Tony Vincent's. He gave it to me this afternoon.

Barb: Good. I was afraid he hadn't written one this week.

( enter Phil Sandler, business 1nanager)

Phil: Hello, everybody! How's everything going?

Irv: Just dandy! Has anything happened downtown that we don't know about?

Phil: Yeah, Morrie's is going to have a price war with Trav's in 1970!

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lrY: Very funny. Just because your eyes light up don't think you're so bright.

Phil: Well, Wick, here's the newest ads. Have to go now. See you.

Irv: Guess I'll take a break and try the phone again. I can't do any more make-up until the rest of the stories are in. Page three doesn't look too good.

Barb: Here are some stories from Re1_1e. They'll go on the third page.

(Enter Larry Backlund, Dick A1"1told, and Don Brister, Proof­readers.)

Larry: Hi. How does the paper look?

Barb: It's coming along, but it's getting late. -Dick: We'll be down at Norton's

tomorrow night to proof-read the galleys, but we'll be a little late.

Irv: Just as long as you get there!

Don: We could use some extra help, you know.

Barb: Well, gang, it's nine o'clock. Let's take a break.

( All exit) SCENE Ill

9:30 p.m., Barb, Irv, and Miriam (still typing with three fingers) are putting the paper together.

Barb: Well, now all we have to do is the headlines, and I have to write another editorial.

(enter Mike Ayers) Mike: Well, how's the "Chief"? Barb: Fine, Mike, how are you?

Did you write your column? Mike: Yes. Wait a minute and

I'll type it up for you. I hit the elections pretty hard. This should get some response.

Irv: Good, we need a few more letters to the editor. I'm getting sick of writing them.

Barb: That's what I like, a little . controversy.

Irv: Who's got an eraser? Barb: Irv, we'll have to kill

that story about the "hill." It will cause a lot of trouble.

Irv: Okay. Everybody knows about it anyway.

Mike: Guess I'll leave. Good­night.

(exit Mike) LATER

Time: 11:45 Barb: Well, we'd better lock up

and head for home. We'll just make it downtown in time.

Miriam: Do you want these pic­tures to go down now?

Barb: Yes. Put them in the car. · Irv: I'll see you tomorrow,

tomorrow, then, at Norton's. Don't forget to give that story a "head."

Barb: I won't. Goodnight, Irv. Irv: Goodnight Barb, Goodnight

Miriam. Miriam: Take it easy, Irv. Let's

get going, Barb. Barb: Right. Miriam: Just think, Barb, you'll

get to bed by 3 a.m. if you push real hard.

Barb: That would be nice,

The

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Help,

Please?

Alumni News by Sue Hirsch

And the paper is put to bed as the sun slowly rises-only to be greeted by printers at Norton's and staff proofreader, then puh­lished, and finally rushed by the circulation manager to various strategic points on the campi by mid-day Friday. And then cager young hands can reach open the paper and their owners say, ". save 1t, we can wrap fish in it."

( Turn the page for rnore revealing thfngs).

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THE ITHACAN, MAY 15, 1964,.·PAGE 4

A Picture -ls Worth

1 • P.M. Barb on verge of a nervous brea_kd~wh:-:''What do you • mean we've been evlctedl?"

6 P~M. lew: ~One more word out of you and •• :•

2: 15 P.M. Jeff: ''Okay Barb, rll take the bed."

6:40 PA Lou: "Thl.s ls the·lated In water guns."

2:40 P.M. Miriam: ''Hey Wick, I lust got an Idea ••• " 7:00 P.M. Phil: "Uhh~~-h ••• " .

A Thousand Words

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-7:10 P.M:La".'Y: "I hope~~ speak the same language"

7:15 _P.M. Dick: °This Is the only way to deal with proof."

7:20 P.M. Don:. "What else can you do with them except make -paper l!lanes?"

THE ITHACAN, MAY 15, 1964, PAGE 5

8 P.M. Barb: ''You can't do that Irv. lrs my move!"

8:35 P.M. Rene: "Gee I hear you kids are stuck downstairs."

9 P.M. Mike: "I refuse to be part of the 'machine'!"

THE ITHACAN, MAY 15, 1964, PAGE 6

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9 P.M. "The Big Break'' Lew: "All right, It's my tum."

10 P.M. Irv: ''Wha·t was that number?"

1'1:45 P.M. Barb: "Phewl"

Safety Patrol Announces Spring Rules for Students

Officer Pinky of the Ithaca College Safety Patrol today an­nounced a new · set of Spring safety rules for all students:

1. Skiing is restricted to the lower portion of the slope.

2. All diving is restricted to the first and second floors of the dorms. Offenders must bobble to the infirmary unaided.

3. Pogo stick races are limited to the hours of 3 to 4 a.m. in the Union parking lot. All sticks must be registered.

4. No hand stands are allowed on the patio railing. This is to limit damage to the tulips.

Furthermore, new rules for safety.· patrol service have been posted. Aid is available only by requisition twenty-four hours in advance through the office of Dean

' Hill.

OFFICER PINKY

Music Cons.iders Mass Migration­To South Hill

Recent student polls in the School of Music reveal that music · students want inter-departmental integration with regard to living accomodations .and cafeterias.

When asked about the benefits from living in one of the high rjse dorms, one violinist turned green and mumbled something about a height phobia. Another said she didn't _ care to hear the wind whistling through her room and a bassoon major flatly declared she liked pby. eds.

However, the administration re­mains adamant on the issue. Music students must eat,, sleep, practice and study together in harmony. Cozy, huh?

The music building, will be inac­cessible to non-music majors next year. All desiring entrance must produce a special chartreuse ID card at the sentry gate. In addi­tion the music majors must apply before going home this year for the two weekend passes they will be allowed during the year.

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Fortunately, spring bas not pro- course, we do have a pool) and duced its usual crop of "incidents" Spring upon us, other places will -with the exception of a water- have_ to suffice. Those South winds fight on our ''Fraternity row" last do dry out the ground, don't they? Friday' evening. Only a few hair- · On we plod, happy and exuber­dos were .ruined, the grass bene- . ant in our many and varied activi­fited, and a good time was bad ties. After all, only three- more by all . weeks of self-sacrifice so that we

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Captai,n's Corner

All-Student Drama Dept. 1964; Faculty Granted Sabbaticals

by Rockie Burrough

It's a good day in the quiet town of Ithaca. The College on the Hill is bursting with pride. The IC "Little Devil" Bombers are in the finals against the Maude Frich­ard upstarts. The nucornb matches will be held on May 16 as the Sports highlight of Spring Week­end.

The captain of the IC team, Bob "Huff" McGuckin, says his team is really going to SMASH the opponents. As he rushed out onto the court for a practice game, Huff boasted "I have great con­fidence that we'll take the match hands down." That's pretty hard­especially in nucomb.

Anyway, the Maude Frichard Upstarts hail from the Radio T.V. studios of the Valley. The team has suffered several defeats this season, but they hope to make a comeback at the matches this weekend.

The winner of this match will go into the Nationals as the de­fending Eastern champions. The Western semi-finals will also be held this weekend in Palm Springs. Once again it will be a contest between the townies and the college crowd.

Let's all join in for one rousing cheer for our ''Little Devils": go ... go ••• go ••. Morrie's!

In this day of ever increasing bureaucratic rule in America, no one seems to know what the other person is doing to whom, for what reason, and where it is being done. Such is the case at Ithaca College.

In an announcement released by an !ij!disclosed source yester­day, it was "regretfu!Iy announced that the entire staff of the drama department will be on sabbatical leave for the school year 1964-65." This reporter went into the matter

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further and -tried to discover the reason for this unusually unusual occurance. Here is the Teason: due to a split campus, the administra­tive officers of this college (many of whom have split personalities themselves) each spoke to the members of the drama department seperately.

It seems that each administrator granted sabbatical leaves for next year to each of the faculty mem­bers without the knowledge of the other administrators. When this was brought before the House on Extra-campus Activities Outside of the No-Necking Lounge, it was too late to do anything about obtain­ing the services of any new faculcy members to serve in the positions now occupied by Messrs. Bardwell, Hoerner, Leach, Cornea, and Pritt.

In a second bulletin issued by the . administration yesterday, it was announced that students in the department of drama would occupy the positions which are be­ing left vacant due to this over­sight on the part of the administra­tion. The students who will occupy these posts have decidetl that some new additions to the already pub­lished curriculum would be put into effect during their year as faculty members. The new staff includes:

Acting 111-112: Miss Shreve­this course will encompass tech­niques of acting to be adapted to the Greenroom stage. Assisting Miss Shreve in this course will be Mr. Burrow and Mr. Brezniack.

Acting 211-212; 311-312; 411-412: Mr. Mistretta-the entire course will be devoted to the changing style of the American Musical comedy during the years 1961-64.

Directing 321-322; 491-Mr. Ochs -this course wilf place special emphasis on stage cluttering tech­niques without sacrificing em­phasis through the Stanislavsky technique.

Stagecraft 111-1-12: Messrs: Ross and Lovell-Special emphasis will be placed on the technique of be· ing an emcient Master Carpenter who must work with an ineffi­cient crew .

Scene Design 221·222: Mr. Bro­dey-the major emphasis of this course will be placed on the utiliza­tion of a unit set for "The Lark" in any kind of theatrical produc­tion.

Dance 111-112; 211-212: Miss Campbell-emphasis will be placed on Charleston, Pavaane, Taron­tella, and other recent innovations in Musical Comedy dancing.

Music for Drama Majors 112: Mr. Watson-this course is de­signed as a prerequisite for Sophomore, Junior and Senior Acting as it will encompass the influence of the Barouque on mod­ern American Musical Comedy, 1961-64.

Stage Managing 431: Miss Smith -an elementary course designed to show the student the correct techniques in this craft such as bossing, yelling, and looking upset.

We of the Ithacan salute the new staff, _ and wish them the best of luck.

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Aunt Chloe I've decided to spill the beans. This is a gag issue. After read­

ing some of the "copy" I became alarmed tnat some of the new­comers, namely freshmen, would think this whole paper is "for real.~' So take everything you read this week with a grain of salt, and re­member, :it's just a gag.

Well, my tan is coming along nicely. It's unfortunate that most of my classes are scheduled around noon, since this is the time of day when the sun's rays are most effective. It's a pity ... because I've had to cut so many classes! •

I've noticed a great many students are wearing dark glasses. From a health viewpoint, this is commendable,- -since eyestrain is thereby reduced. But I wish some of you would take those glasses off once in a while and take a good look around. 'Tis true, the Spring months have yielded green grass and flowers, but, like Pan­dora's box, it has also set loose a bevy of unique specimens wearing creations that a Martian majoring in agriculture would envy.

But, die bulk of the student body is to be congratulated for their bright neat sportswear. Considering- that we strive for the informal effect on campus. A word to the wise, however . . . don't bend over! ·

While I'm on the subject of sportswear, don't forget to stop at the ·bookstore to see their latest line of IC beach towles, shirts, and bikinis. The last item is a must for the gals and guys. The former group has pool priviliges and I'm sure many of the latter group who forgot to mail that Mother's Day card, which they bought at Charjan's (they push cards!), will want to send one of these "goodies" posted on a postcard to dear old size 44 Mom.

Then, too, there is a special unabridged copy of Manners for Those Who are Supposedly Educated in the bookstore. This is for the benefit of anyone connected with a college. This little book gives helpful little hints on how to live in the civilized world. Some of the suggestions are that students, when attending a formal lecture with a guest speaker should:

1. Rise before addressing the speaker ( to do otherwise is an insult). .

_ 2. Speak distinctly and slowly ( so you don't have to repeat the question and sound like a babbling idiot). ·

3. Raise your hand only after the speaker has concludea one answer (you're not a flag, so· don't wave, and by the same token you're not a tree! Don't keep your hand up for any lengthy period of time. I assure you, it won't grow no matter how hard you try).·

4. Dress as a well-bred gentleman O! a young lady would. When 200 students represent a student body of 1850, fifty men students should not be wearing shorts, or jeans and tee-shirts. If a student council meeting merits a jacket and tie, a former-am­bassador, by this standard, probably rates white-ties and tails. ,, -

5. Lastly I not leave until the lecture and discussion period is over unless it's necessary. A coke is not as important as gleaning new information from a knowledgeable, intelligent, first-hand source.

.A man who has received an education is not necessaril.y an educated man. So remember the real purpose of your college career: _ It's a pity that a college which is straining at the seams to im­prove over-all . conditions, appearance, and ratings has to get a black eye from its own people--includinp; poor student support and sparse faculty attendance-before distinguished visitors, foreign 9r otherwise.

And speaking of people with "smarts" if you have any, you'll put that swimsmt back in the bottom drawer and start cracking those still brand new testbooks. ·

Well, •. , now that I've pleased. the editor-in-chief by complete­ly filling my alloted space, I'll stop babbling and take a.swim. Don't forget what I warned you, the whole issue is a gag!

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Carol Burnett and Jack Lemmon will grace our stage in 'Camille," on October ~1. Jerome Robbins will direct this . great tragedy of unrequited love which is doomed from the start. It promises to be a theatrical experience which no-one will want to miss.

December 21-24 will see the great Thelma Ritter co-starring with Anthony Perkins in Irving Berlin's immortal musical "Anne Get Your Gun." Your ears will be filled with the unforgettable tunes: "You Can't Get a Man (?) With a Gun," and The Girl (?) that I Marry." Our guest- director for this production is Elia Kazan. -

In January, 1965, Scampers' 65 will be presented. This year, David Brezniack and Bryan Burgess have written the book, and David Bur­row a,g_d Betty Horner the music for their adaptation of Margaret Mitchell's classic, "Gone With The Wind." "Scarlett's Dillemma" as the show will be titled, promises to be a treat for the eye and the· ear.

Brian Watson, the director, stars as Rhett Butler. Janet Bell, the show's musical director ap­pears as Scarlett O'Hara. Sal Mistretta will serve as the produc­tion's choreographer and as Ash­

Around The- Construction By Tony Vincent

With Spring Weekerid here and everything that goes with it, I began thinking of one of those everythings: the fact that the Ithaca pool with its ultra-semi-unit heating system is planned to be o_pened for the entire weekend. As I write this column the only thing that has been in this pool since October are a few footballs (kicked in), a c-ouple of co-eds (kicked in) 2 and -an endless growing population of microscopic bacteria which has grown past the micro­scopic stage. Now that the pool is-clean~ at least the bacteria a're out. For all I know, the Friday that this paper comes out may find the pool filled and in use, as I hope. After all what's a-pool without people? Nothing but a bunck of water poured t<>gether in one spot to make the sides and bottom all wet. A totally useless piece of apparatus. Just a big rain barrel!

As usual I got off the track a bit. I was discussi~ or attempt­ing to discuss a full and beneficial pool over· Spring Weekend. The possibilities for humorous anecdotes are almost infinite. Bo Diddley will be here, right! Of coµrse he failed to make his appearance at Dartmouth last weekend for their S.W. but -I understand that this was caused because he wanted to save himself for l,C. I'm not saying that he called me up to tell me this but what other reason could there be. So he'll be here. With him and the Dutchess ( the new one) creating numerous minor disturbances coupled with a two day liquor license, the pool could find some action. ·

A pool party would l?e the natural result~ I haven't been to a 2:00 A.M. pool party since last July. I'm not trying to instigate anything or even attempting to suggest any particular type of action. It's just a thought. If the water hole doesn't find use Friday nite, it mig~t Saturday nite. This would be more uniquer. A ~mi­formal affair no less. However, I'm. sure that the aduft minded Ithaca College student is far .cbove such immature action and I feel that any further mention would border towards the juvenile. Things ~f the above sort went out with necking and parking and stuff like that. We're too mature! - .

Before I close, I'd like to wish all to have an eventful Spring Weekend because exams are just around the comer ancf I know how everyone is planning to bury t~~selves in textbooks for the finals. This could be your last chance.for as T. S. Timotl,,,y put it while r was chatting with him yesterday, "A stitcli in time saves nine." He's getting all kinds of original. It must be the weather or something?

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The classic Shakespearean play, "!(acbeth," will 'be our fifth pro­duction; Carol Channing will ap­pear as Lady Macbeth with Don Knotts as Macbeth. Gower Champ­ion will direct this. production. n is going to be the most unfor­gettable production of Shakes­peare ever seen. .

April will bring the inimitable Kate Smith as "Auntie Mame." Mamie VanDoren will co-star with Miss Smith as Agnes Gooch in this comedy classic. Sir Ralph Richardson and Sir Lawrence Olivier will share the directorial duties for this memorable pro­duction.

A modern adaptation of that classic of classics, · ''The Wizard of Oz," will bring the great Bette Davis as Dorothy to the Ithaca ' College stage in her first musical performance. With a lilting score and the direction of Sweden's Ingmar Bergman, this production will be the year's most unusual musical. Due to the nature of this play, it will be presented for one month, in May.

The next year promises even greater theatre as the new Theatre will be ready on South Hill, and an entire season of Gilbert and Sullivan Operettas is planned.

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