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2. Next, put the pan on the stove overmedium heat. It will take longer to toastover medium heat, but the nice crunch andgolden brown color is worth it in the end.

3. Once the pan is suciently heated,place the bread slice with the hole punched

out (the hole bread) inside the pan. Toastone side until you are satisfied with thecolor and texture.

4. Flip the toasted hole bread and beginto toast the other side. While the otherside is toasting, place a small pat of but-ter (no more than half a tablespoon) intothe center of the hole. Once it is melted,crack the egg in the center and cook it toyour liking.

5. Once the egg is cooked and the otherside is toasted, sprinkle on salt and pepperto taste.

6. Remove the bread and egg. Toast thepunched-out piece to make the lid ofthe basket.

7. Enjoy for breakfast or a midnight snack.

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Dreamers AND Achievers

S EL EN A C O C HRA N

In Selena Cochrans apartment, Marilyn Monroe

wall art frames the work area where she develops her

celebrated jewelry collection. Her creations blend

ancient bronze elements with Nugold, evoking a

brassy boho-chic feeling, but above all, her work is

anything but ordinary.

Selena Cochran is a junior at the University of

Kansas, who found her current business model in a

serendipitous chain of events. A er a dissatisfying

run as a piano performance major, she tried her hand

in business. Like many students, she couldnt nd

her niche. en at the beginning of her sophomore

year, she took an introductory jewelry class. She soon

realized that not only was she happy making jewelry,she was good at it.

Cochran makes rings, necklaces and earrings

through enameling and casting techniques, using

sheet metal, wax and glass. Before every piece, she

doodles a rough sketch, then sees what happens. When

asked to sum up the style of her line, she references a

nearby necklace with her ngertips and responds with

a string of sentences that repeat geometric shapes

and Aztec patterns. Regardless of its designation, the

end product is professional, modern and unique.

A er graduation, Cochran wants to work as a

bench jeweler and continue mastering her cra . As

she gushed about how she loves to work with her

hands to make pieces people will love, its hard not to

fall in love with the maker behind the work.

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