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The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write

in the exam paper n the supervisor comes

and

says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

According to newton's 4th law for exams-

Every book will continue to be at rest

or covered with dust

until some

external or internal exam moves it!

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?

Bcoz It Means.

.

.

.

E-End Of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings...... ;-)

Side effect of excess study :p

A Guy Went To A Restaurant,

He Wanted To See The MenuBut He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,

"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

What is the true meaning of 'Study'??

.

.

.

.

.

.S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Air & students hv d same mentality

How?

?

?

?

?

Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"

Bcoz,

it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &

TackLe "Emergencies"!

Think Different

It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount

of paper that weuse to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS.

EXams song by Munna bhai:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Yahoooooo!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(;)

Pen

Pencil

Scale

Eraser

Uniform

ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus.

Parhna baqi hay :p

Agr question papr tuff lge

ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao

kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho

K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye

Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do

Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h

Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h

5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to

2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

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Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,

Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,

Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr

n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked

Exam anthem

Hm honge all pass

hm honge all pass

hm honge all pass ek din....

ho ho likhte hai bakhwas phir bhi hai vishwas

result hoga jhakas ek din

Samunder bhar syllabus hain,

Nadi bhar padh pate hain,

Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,

Mug bhar likh pate hain,

Chullu bhar number aate hain,

Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

The Word 'Hello' means

H=How R U?

E=Everything all right?

L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.

L=Love 2 C U soon.

O=Obviously,

I miss you!

Good Morning my friend.

Professor: Chemical symbol of BariumSanta: Ba

Professor: For sodium

Santa: Na

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba

& 2 atoms of Na combined

Santa: Banana