the berry by elyssa
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the poodle
THEBERRYVOL. 189
POODLE SITS ON PINCH BEETLE!distracted church priest and audience
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january
THE BERRY INCLUDES...
recepie of the week,
breaking news and many
other things! look
inside for the rest.
and...
EVENT OF THE WEEK
mash potato
eating contest!challenge yourself by
eating as much mash
potatoes as you can
SKIING FOR THE WEEK
get a discount by
taking this newspaper
to canada and get a
50% discount.
have fun
skiing!
TH
EB
ERRY
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be the greatest chef in
the mississippi by
making this crumble!
Put the flour in a
bowl and 200g of
butter in it. Mix with
fingertips. Cut some
fruit or chocolate and
put it in the bowl. Mix
together. Add a little
bit of cinomin. Turn
the oven on medium
and leave for half an
hour or more. If its
brown take it out.
serve them in
different bowls and
pour creme over. it
best if you use a
knife to slice.
warningwash
hands!
CRUMBLE
you will need...
-flour-500g
-creme
-butter-200g
-bowl
-oven-medium
-filling of your
choice
-cinomin
-knife-if you need
it
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zebra and!beeonce upon a time in
africa there was a
zebra walking across
the dried grass in the
hot sun. he seemed to be
sad. then a bee came
flying in. the zebra did
not notice. the bee
came up to the zebra
whats wrong.
whats wrong!said
the beei dont like the way i
look. im stripy.
everyone else is more
interesting than black
and white stripes.said
the zebra.
i have stripes.said
the bee.
i dont even know if
im black with white
stripes or white with
back stripes! said the
zebra.
exactly! said the
bee, an elephant is
grey, a crow has black
feathers, and you
dont even know if you
are white with blackstripes or black with
white stripes.
yeah. youre right.
said the zebra.
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the knife injun joe used to kill dr. Robinson. Muff Potter woke up with it.
ifyouseethismanpleasereporttothepoliceandgivethismanin.Heisamurdererwhokilleddr.Robinson.Mufpotterdidnotkillhim.Pleasetrytofindhimandreporttothepoliceoce.Wewillputhiminprison.
fromthepolice
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I WISH BY ELYSSA
i wish i was a pirate
i wish i was a bird
i wish i could smoke
without being sick
i wish i could be Huck
i wish i could skipschool and never have to
wash
i wish i was famous
i wish there was no
weekend because i hate
mondays, its the first day
of school week
i wish everything could
be the way i wantedi wish, i wish,I WISH...
THE END
poetry corner
i wish...