the a–z book of stupid lingo book

8/17/2019 The A–Z Book of Stupid Lingo Book

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LINGO(WARNING: Reading this might lower your intelligence.)

A-Z T

HE

BOOK OF

STUPID


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LINGO(WARNING: Reading this might lower your intelligence.)

A-Z

T HE

BOOK OF

STUPID


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A weso me Sa uce!

is fo r

No t s ure wha

t i t tas te like

.


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(An Acronym ForBefore Anyone Else )

for

It also means poop in Danish.

B A E


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Or just really really cool-lookin

g beans!

( For very f a vorable or

pleasing situations )

is forCool Beans!


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is forDERP!(When an ignorant commentor action is made)

Well, people can be really stupid sometimes ...


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The fear is real, guys!

for FOMO(An Acronym For TheFear of Missing Out)


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forGintzTo get screwed outof something that isrightfully yours.

Shit happens.


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mo re

iPhone Effect ...

is for (The situationwhereby one personin the group uses

their iPhone andthe rest follow suit,ultimately endingall conversationand eye contact.)

Sad, isn’t it?

This i s f a

r m o r e

i n t e

r e s t i n

g

t h a n

you!


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J i ngle Bo wels is fo r

Ji ngle Bo wels

, Ji ngle Bo wels

,

Ji ngle Bo wels

All Da y ~

(Gas t roi n tes ti n

al woes

follo wi ng a ni

g h t o f

holida y o ve ri n

d ulge nce )


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Kick Rocks! is for (To tell someone to

leave angrily)

Who knew?


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is fo r

LOL ta rd

Someone who overuses the

word LOL, and it’s derivatives,after almost every commenteven when it is non-humorous.

You need to stop trying so hard!


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is for Mind Bladder

It’s all in your head, silly!


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NETGLOW is for

Sorry but that’s the truth.

(When someone orsomething is betteronline than in real life)


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is forOffice

Ghost

(An employee whomaintains a position at acompany despite the factthat all of his job duties

have been reassignedto other employees)

Does this sound like someone you know?


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is forPHOBAR(An Acronym for

“PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition”)

Sounds like a lot of work to me.


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(Someone who is ok to be

single and wait for the rightperson, rather than alwaysin a relationship, looking fora relationship, or datingsomeone for the sake of it)

Aww, there are still people who believe in true love!

is for Quirkyalone


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is for Rescue Chip(That one chip youuse to fish the bits ofthe first one that brokeapart in the dip)

It is time for therescuechipmission!


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S W A G

is

f or

(Either the new generation’salternative word for “cool”or An Acronym for “SecretlyWe Are Gay”)


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Also what bitches do to gain attention ...

Twerk~ is for

(A fancy word forbooty-poppin)


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UOENO!is for

(An acronym and anabbreviation of “You Don’tEven Know It”. Often used

when the other party isobnoxiously ignorantabout the entire situation)

In other words, they are indirectly calling you stupid, stupid.


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(When a White guy triesto act like an Asian)

To each their own,not judging here ...

Vanilla Riceis for

(Used to convey a casualsense of affirmation


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is for

sense of affirmation,acknowledgment,agreement, or to indicatethat something hasimpressed you favorably.

Not just words, after all.

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WORD


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XYZ!is for

(An Abbreviation for“Examine Your Zipper”)

Now you know, now you know ~


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That is also your cue to dostupid things right away.

Y O L O

!

is for(An abbreviation for:“You Only Live Once”)


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Glossary A – Awesome Beans

B – Bae

C – Cool Beans

D – Derp

E – Epic

F – FOMO

G – Gintz

H – Hetero-Flexible

I – iPhone Effect

J – Jingle Bowels

K – Kick Rocks

L – Loltard

M – Mind Over Bladder

N – Netglow

O – Office Ghost

P – Phobar

Q – Quirkyalone

R – Rescue Chip

S – Swag

T – Twerk

U – UOENO

V – Vanilla Rice

W – Word

X – XYZ

Y – YOLO

Z – Zip Your

Soup-Cooler


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IS NOT MEANT TO

ANYONE (Only if you not use them.)

T

H I S

OFFEND

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