TeeBeeCee GAZETTE – JANUARY 2019

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Cnr Bobbin Head Road & Apps Avenue, Turramurra NSW 2074. Phone 9144 2800. www.clubturramurra.com.au.

General Manager: Charles Skelly; gm@clubturramurra. com.au. Editor: Eva Morris; evabrik@bigpond.net.au.

SALVATION ARMY COLLECTION Thank you to all the members who supported our Reverse Christmas Tree. The gifts were

very gratefully received by the Salvation Army.

News from the Men’s Club

The “B” Grade Mid Week side lost the final against Harbord

The 2019 Men’s Pairs Championship will commence on the Sunday, 13th January. The draw is on the

board. Card call is at 8.35 am.

The nomination sheet for the 2019 Men’s Major Singles Championship will be posted on the 23rd

January.

Internal Pennant Trials will be held throughout January and February.

Photo from the “Old Reds” Challenge day

The match ended in a draw on the master board but the Club is claiming bragging rights after winning 2

rinks to 1

PRESIDENT’S BOWLS REPORT FOR LADIES

The ladies enjoyed a lovely day on the 18th December to celebrate Christmas and finish 2018. It was great

see some of our members who have not been able to bowl for one reason or another. We had a lovely

surprise when Sandy walked in unannounced to join us for our festivities.

We look forward to bowls in 2019 with our Major Singles entry form on the board and the district Open and

Senior Pairs and Singles entries also open.

Bowls will resume on Tuesday 8th January and Thursday bowls on 10th January.

Sadly Joy Surrey passed away just prior to Christmas, some of our members would remember Joy and Lyn

who moved to Port Macquarie some time ago. Joy was active member at Turramurra prior to moving, she

was also President of Womens Bowls NSW. I sent her family a message on behalf of our members.

I look forward to seeing you all back on the green in the New Year

Sue Hamilton President

TBC CHRISTMAS DINNER

More than 80 members and friends enjoyed a great evening on 1st December. We were entertained by the

Burnley Brothers, many attendees danced the night away after enjoying a great meal of prawns, ham, turkey

and desserts.

Thank you to all who supported this great night. Keep an eye out for our next event.

Photos of the night will appear in this TBC.

LADIES’ CHRISTMAS LUNCH 18TH DECEMBER 2018

MAHJONG AND CARD DAY

Our NEXT Card day will be on Monday the 21st January 2019, from 10 am, lunch, 12 noon.

Mahjong continues every Monday starting at 1 pm still $5.

All welcome come and join us in the cool and good company.

Enquiries: Jeanette Staniland 9489 5616 – and Val Parry 9144 247

Mixed Bowls Report. The Mixed Pairs for 2018 was won by G. Hamilton and S. Hamilton.

The Mixed Triples was won by M Ryan, C. Ryan and R. Hawtree. The Mixed Fours TBA.

The Friday Bowls will restart on 11th January so get yourselves motivated to have a fun afternoon. Card

call at 12.30pm. hosted by Jan Baker and Yvonne Williams who do a fantastic job organising this event each

Friday. WP

BOWLS PROGRAMME ~ Men's, Open & Mixed Events for January 2019

WED 2 JAN M Sponsored Day B.C.I.B

SAT 5 JAN M Sponsored Day NORTH TURRAMURRA PHARMACY

SUN 6 JAN All 1st Sunday H'cap Pairs

WED 9 JAN M Sponsored Day M. E. WARD ELECTRICAL SERVICES

SAT 12 JAN All Sponsored Day IGA BOBBIN HEAD

SUN 13 JAN M Mens Pairs Championship P1

WED 16 JAN M Sponsored Day GUARDIAN FUNERALS

SAT 19 JAN All Sponsored Day TURRAMURRA PLUMBING

SUN 20 JAN M Mens Pairs Championship P2

WED 23 JAN M Sponsored Day iTALK TRAVEL

SAT 26 JAN All Australia Day

SAT 26 JAN All Sponsored Day EXCLUSIVE MEATS

SUN 27 JAN M Mens Pairs Championship P3

WED 30 JAN M Sponsored Day TURRAMURRA COMMUNITY BANK

BOWLS PROGRAMME for January 2019 TUE

1 JAN New Years Day

THU 3 JAN Social Bowls

TUE 8 JAN Social Bowls Sponsored GUARDIAN FUNERALS

THU 10 JAN Social Bowls

TUE 15 JAN Social Bowls Sponsored THE LANDINGS

THU 17 JAN Social Bowls

TUE 22 JAN Social Bowls Sponsored FARINA PIZZERIA

WED 23 JAN NSW V VIC

THU 24 JAN Social Bowls

SAT 26 JAN AUSTRALIA DAY

TUE 29 JAN Major Singles S 1

TUE 29 JAN Social Bowls Sponsored CT HEALTHCARE - NIAGARA THERAPY

THU 31 JAN Social Bowls

Diamond Sponsors

SOUTHERN CROSS CARE – 9790 9400

GUARDIAN FUNERALS, NORTH RYDE – 9887 2244

TURRAMURRA COMMUNITY BANK, TURRAMURRA – 9488 9496

SOUTHERN CROSS CARE – 9790 9400

Gold Sponsors Bowling Club Insurance Brokers, Wollongong – (02) 4255 2855

CT Healthcare – Niagara Therapy – (07) 3387 3305

Farina Pizzeria, North Turramurra – 9488 7171

Gordon Barber – 0435-845 100

Hoffmann & Co Mobile Physiotherapy – 0421-220 371

Ku-Ring-Gai Driver Training & Assessment – 0418-665 503

North Turramurra Pharmacy, North Turramurra – 9144 5677

SM Art Painted Finishes – 0414-396 131

Specsavers, Hornsby – 9476 0177

Sun Doctors Skin Cancer Clinic, Hornsby – 9482 5400

Tom’s Cellars, North Turramurra – 9144 4411

Turramurra Plumbing, Turramurra – 0412 969 290 & 9979 4442

Platinum Sponsors M.E. Ward Electrical Services – 9875 5533

Exclusive Meats, North Turramurra – 9144 5523

Goldrick Farrell Mullan Lawyers, North Turramurra – 9144 1811

IGA Bobbin Head Road – 9144 3500

iTalk Travel, Hornsby – 9476 3431

The Landings, North Turramurra - 9488 5200

We value all sponsorships and suggest members support the organisations involved. Visit our website at www.clubturramurra.com.au

to contact sponsors via direct link.

PROUDLY SPONSORING TURRAMURRA BOWLING CLUB SINCE 2007

• 7 Stores including IGA Bobbin Head, IGA Turramurra, IGA Galston, IGA Belrose plus Liquor, IGA

St Ives, IGA Wangi Wangi plus Liquor & IGA Rouse Hill.

• High Quality Produce and products

• Excellent Customer Service

• Wide range of products

• Home delivery

• Fresh Bread Rolls daily

• Hot Chickens

And lots more.... Looking forward to seeing you in store! *************************************************************************************

Newspapers in Australia...

1. The Australian Financial Review is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Canberra Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Australian is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword

puzzles.

4 The Sydney Morning Herald is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand

The Australian.

5. The Courier Mail is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they didn't have to leave Queensland

to do it.

6. The Melbourne Age is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The Melbourne Herald Sun is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really

care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The Sydney Daily Telegraph is read by people who don't care who is running the country, as long as they do

something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The West Australian is read by people who are in prison, who used to run the state, and would like to do so again,

as would their constituents who are currently free on bail.

10. The Hobart Mercury is (slowly) read by people who are running another country, but need the Aussie Rules

scores.

11. Crikey is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all

that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheists,

and those who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not

conservatives.

12. The Adelaide Advertiser is read by people trapped in a line at the supermarket, waiting for the electricity to come

back on.

13. The Northern Territory Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.

Could be a lot of truth in this one…

To all the school kids going on "strike" for Climate Change.

You are the first generation who have required air-conditioning in every classroom.

You want TV in every room and your classes are all computerised.

You spend all day and night on electronic devices.

More than ever, you don't walk or ride bikes to school but arrive in caravans of private cars that choke suburban roads and worsen rush hour traffic.

You are the biggest consumers of manufactured goods ever and update perfectly good expensive luxury items to stay trendy.

Your entertainment comes from electric devices.

Furthermore, the people driving your protests are the same people who insist on artificially inflating the population growth through immigration, which increases the need for energy, manufacturing and transport.

The more people we have, the more forest and bushland we clear and more of the environment is destroyed.

How about this...

Tell your teachers to switch off the air-con.

Walk or ride to school.

Switch off your devices and read a book.

Make a sandwich instead of buying manufactured fast food.

No, none of this will happen because you are selfish, badly educated, virtue signalling little turds, inspired by the adults around you who crave a feeling of having a "noble cause" while they indulge themselves in Western luxury and unprecedented quality of life.”

Wake up, grow up and shut up until you are sure of the facts before protesting.

(Thank you Herbie for this)

Banking is our business, community is our purpose.

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Dear TBA

Thank you for your support in 2018!

It's been a massive year for the Turramurra and Lindfield Community Bank branch team and

we're excited about what we have in store for 2019.

While we'll be closed for Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day - it's business as

usual otherwise, and we look forward to assisting you with your banking needs over the

festive season.

Best Regards,

Dean and the TLCBB Team

Dean Castell - Branch Manager

Turramurra and Lindfield Community Bank Branches

CONTACT US

1273 Pacific Highway, Turramurra ph (02) 9488 9496

318 Pacific Highway, Lindfield ph (02) 9416 6337

Website: www.tlcbb.com.au

Bendigo and Adelaide Bank Limited ABN 11 068 049 178 AFSL / Australian Credit Licence 237879.

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