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THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT OWN IT ALL
THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT OWN IT ALLWithout tax payers money, the government cannot function properly. So how do you convey that, escapism from tax is not the answer, in a fun way? Monopoly. A game that every child or adult has played.
Send monopoly as a direct mailer to the rich whose tax matters to the country. However there is a twist. The government is selling the most unwanted and bizarre things. This is to convey that it has to stoop down a level to raise money for its smooth functioning. The game will be sent without any bank roll.
The target audience can play this game on their own for fun which will also serve as an eye opener. No preaching just showing what the future holds.
Faucet head
Brand new since 1991
Price: $140
Electric wires
When the house on silver dale street
went up in flames
Price: $210
Ping pong ball
Used in the Olympics of 1981
Price: $210
Paper clip
HM Treasury paper clips
Price: $90
Commander Underwear
Only used 48 times, washed 15 times
Price: $70
Dustbin
Awesome dustbin from Kings street
Price: $110
Mic
Used Buckingham palace Mic
Price: $190
Health officerdesk tag
Michael Mark - subordinate health officer
Price: $130
Rusted iron rods
Rusted when Titanic sank
Price: $230
Bulb
Antique since yesterday
Price: $30
Syringe
Used syringe don't know
where it came from
Price: $210
Door from a government office
Handcrafted door Department of
Works and pensions
Price: $330
Nut and bolt
Unique nuts and bolts
from the national park
Price: $330
Bottled air
We are down to selling air in used bottles
Price: $300
Used eraser
Stolen from the Ministry of Education
Price: $100
Log of wood
Sponsored by National forest
Price: $120
Post office ink
Used by Kingsley in 1997
Price: $80
Used bandage
Its used twice
Price: $40
Recycled bag
From the homeless person
Price: $30
Road reflector
Don't go on oxford street at night
Price: $200
Seeds
No money to sow them
Price: $100
Army aviators
You can fix it
Price: $210
Graduation hat
From the cupboard of Ministry of Justice
Price: $260
Sweat band
Used by Serena williams
In 2007
Price: $80
Swing plank
Plank from The Cambridge park
Price: $270
Tractor horn
Unused since 1973
Price: $220
Cutting pliers
Price: $160
Sponsored byMechanic from
Ben Street
Used test tubes
A student sponsored test tube
Price: $220
Files
Collected from the scotland office
Price: $200
Bike tyre rim
Found at the lost and found
Price: $60
Bullet shells
Bullets were fired in the memory of
National Cadet officer
Price: $200
Locked lock
we don't have the key to it
Price: $170
Blubble gum used by firemen
The fireman are still searching for it
Price: $50
Unmailed letters
No money to mail them
Price: $160
Half handcuffs
They were used on a burglar
Price: $130
Toilet seat
Ministry of tourism toilet seat
Price: $210the cards
Nut and bolt
Price: $170
Colle
ct n
othi
ng a
s
You
pass
.
GODustbin
Price: $110
Door from a government office
Price: $330
Commander Underwear
Price: $70
Paper clip
Price: $90
Syringe
Price: $210
Ping pong ball
Price: $100
Bulb
Price: $30
Rusted iron rods
Price: $230
Half h
and
cuffs
Price: $130
Health
officer
desk tag
Price: $130
Tractor h
orn
Price: $220
Swin
g p
lank
Price: $270
Toilet seat
Price: $210
Log
of w
oo
d
Price: $120
Arm
y av
iato
rs
Pric
e: $
210
Fau
cet
hea
d
Pric
e: $
140
Lock
ed lo
ck
Pric
e: $
170
Seed
s
Pric
e: $
100
Bu
llet
shel
ls
Pric
e: $
200
Ro
ad r
efle
cto
r
Pric
e: $
200
Just Jailing
THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT OWN IT ALL
Receiving less tax means more things on board. Eventually the government won't own it all.
Pap
er c
lip
Pric
e: $
90
Syri
ng
e
Pric
e: $
210
Pin
g p
on
g b
all
Pric
e: $
100
Bu
lb
Pric
e: $
30
Ru
sted
iro
n r
od
s
Pric
e: $
230
Half handcuffs
Price: $130
Health officerdesk tag
Price: $130
Tractor horn
Price: $220
Swing plank
Price: $270
Toilet seat
Price: $210
Log of wood
Price: $120
Mic
Price: $190
Used eraser
Price: $100
Bottled air
Price: $300
Recycled
bag
Price: $30
Bike tyre rim
Price: $60
Used
ban
dag
e
Price: $40
Post o
ffice ink
Price: $80
Parking
Just
Jailin
g
TH
E G
OV
ER
NM
EN
T
CA
NN
OT
OW
N IT
ALL
Rec
eivi
ng le
ss t
ax m
eans
mor
e th
ings
on
boa
rd.
Eve
ntua
lly t
he g
over
nmen
t w
on't
ow
n it
all.
Use
d e
rase
r
Pric
e: $
100
Bo
ttle
d a
ir
Pric
e: $
300
Recycled bag
Price: $30
Bike tyre rim
Price: $60
Used bandage
Price: $40
Post office ink
Price: $80
Files
Price: $200
Unmailed letters
Price: $160
Cutting pliers
Price: $160
Used test tubes
Price: $220
Blubble gum used by firemen
Price: $50
Sweat b
and
Price: $80
Grad
uatio
n h
at
Price: $260
Electric w
ires
Price: $210
Go to jail
Park
ing
Nu
t and
bo
lt
Price: $170
Collect nothing as
You pass.
GO
Sweat band
Price: $80
Graduation hat
Price: $260
Electric wires
Price: $210
Army aviators
Price: $210
Faucet head
Price: $140
Locked lock
Price: $170
Seeds
Price: $100
Bullet shells
Price: $200
Road reflector
Price: $200
Go
to ja
il
fourth row
first row
second row
third row
address
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THE GOVERNMENT
CANNOT OWN IT ALL
Lets play the game today because this is what the future holds for us.
the boardNut and bolt
Price: $170
Colle
ct n
othi
ng a
s
You
pass
.
GODustbin
Price: $110
Door from a government office
Price: $330
Commander Underwear
Price: $70
Paper clip
Price: $90
Syringe
Price: $210
Ping pong ball
Price: $100
Bulb
Price: $30
Rusted iron rods
Price: $230
Half h
and
cuffs
Price: $130
Health
officer
desk tag
Price: $130
Tractor h
orn
Price: $220
Swin
g p
lank
Price: $270
Toilet seat
Price: $210
Log
of w
oo
d
Price: $120
Mic
Price: $190
Used
eraser
Price: $100
Bo
ttled air
Price: $300
Recycled bag
Price: $30
Bike tyre rim
Price: $60
Used bandage
Price: $40
Post office ink
Price: $80
Files
Price: $200
Unmailed letters
Price: $160
Cutting pliers
Price: $160
Used test tubes
Price: $220
Blubble gum used by firemen
Price: $50
Swea
t b
and
Pric
e: $
80
Gra
du
atio
n h
at
Pric
e: $
260
Ele
ctri
c w
ires
Pric
e: $
210
Arm
y av
iato
rs
Pric
e: $
210
Fau
cet
hea
d
Pric
e: $
140
Lock
ed lo
ck
Pric
e: $
170
Seed
s
Pric
e: $
100
Bu
llet
shel
ls
Pric
e: $
200
Ro
ad r
efle
cto
r
Pric
e: $
200
Go
to ja
il
Parking
Just Jailing
THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT OWN IT ALL
Receiving less tax means more things on board. Eventually the government won't own it all.