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Table Talk of Montana406-625-2700
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Great Falls Medical Services located at 1118 Central Ave in Great Falls o�ers a wide variety services to north central Montana including Drug and Alcohol testing in our o�ce or at your location, DOT and non DOT physicals, massage therapy and DNA pater-nity testing.Do you know someone who is worrying
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--Why are you leaving your current job?
“I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger
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... No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
... Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
... Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its ... Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
... No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant “You looked up,” or invoke the wrath of the universe.
... The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
... Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
... Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAWS OF GOLF
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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside.”
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!”
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...In the year 1988 tenor Luciano Pavarotti received a record 165 curtain calls at a Berlin opera house.
...Make music not war: Monaco’s national orchestra is bigger that its army.
...Wham!’s hit single Wake me up before you go go was written by George Michael who was inspired by the note that was left to his hotel room by another band member Andrew Ridgeley. The note was mistakenly written as “Don’t forget to wake me up up before you go go, George”.
...House of the rising sun by The Animals was recorded with only 15 minutes because the band was on a tight budget. In spite of that the song went all the way to number one in 1964. ...When Billy Crystal was a child, his babysitter was the legendary Billie Holiday.
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