Super Turkey:Defender and Taste Enhancer of All

Thanksgiving Side Dishes

VS.

Gravy Gone Bad: Leader and Mind Controller of All Disregarded Condiments Seeking

Revenge

How it All Started:So, Renaldo the Turkey and his best friend Gogo the Gravy lived together on a turkey farm in Kansas. What? You don’t think gravy lives on turkey farms? You don’t think gravy lives at all? Well obviously you didn’t major in GATBS (Gravy And Turkey Behavioral Studies) like I did.

One Day…They found a giant bowl of purple pudding! Finally, all their dreams had come true! Pudding was made in purple! Eagerly, they proceeded to seize the bowl and eat the pudding.

Oh No!As everyone knows, time portals are concealed as everyday objects. Alas! The bowl of purple pudding was a time portal! It proceeded to suck up Renaldo and Gogo! Who would have guessed that there was anything unusual about the bowl of purple pudding? Certainly not I!

The transformation…As a shower of cranberry sauce rained from above, out fell Renaldo. Hark! It was genetically engineered cranberry sauce! In front of Gogo’s awed eyes, Renaldo transformed into… Super Turkey: Defender and Taste Enhancer of All Thanksgiving Side Dishes.

So Super Turkey Said…Gogo, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

But…What was this? Gogo the gravy was experiencing a strong emotion, unlike anything he had ever felt. Could it be… jealousy? Alas! It was! Gogo was green with envy!

And suddenly…Gogo too underwent a shocking transformation. His ever present smile turned to a sinister smirk and purple polka-dots of poison appeared all over his body. The horror! He had become the legendary Gravy Gone Bad: Leader and Mind Controller of All Disregarded Condiments Seeking Revenge.

No!Seething with fury, Gogo, or as he is known now, GGB (Gravy Gone Bad), struck out at Super Turkey, who leapt into the air and completed a triple-back flip to avoid the attack, aghast that his best friend had turned against him.

GGB…Gathered up all of his friends, the other condiments who felt underappreciated! Everyone knows that hamburgers are nothing without ketchup (KK – Killer Ketchup), and corndogs nothing without mustard (MBMM – Marvelous But Murdering Mustard).

But…Turkey was all alone. How on Earth could one turkey take on Gravy, Ketchup, and Mustard? Even for Super Turkey, who was faster than a feeding mullet!

The Confrontation…The Tram-tastic 3 hopped out of their tram and walked menacingly towards Super Turkey. Super Turkey had only one solution… he had to challenge them… he had to save Thanksgiving, corn dogs, and Burger King.

Fight!Ketchup and Mustard got to thinking, what did this really matter anyway? This was for Thanksgiving, so they left to go watch The Food Channel. Slowly, Super Turkey and GGB each drew their Bite-sabers. But just as they did, a ghost of Yoga appeared from above and said “Why fight? The Main Course is strong within you. Give thanks for Thanksgiving and not being cooked!”

And then…Hark! They were in a state of such realization that they were transformed back to their normal selves! Happily, they walked off together and had Thanksgiving dinner with their new friends Ketchup, Mustard, Yoga, and… of course… the Genetically Engineered Cranberry Sauce.