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Sun So Hot
I Froze to DeathA Waldorf Reader
for Late Fourth Grade
Text by Arthur M. Pittis
Illustrations by Ausa M. Peacoc
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Printed through support from the Norton Foundation
Title: Sun So Hot I Froze to Death
Author: Arthur M. PittisIllustrator: Ausa M. PeacockEditor: David MitchellCover layout: Hallie WootanProofreader: Ann ErwinISBN # 1-888365-65-X© 2005 by: AWSNA Publications 3911 Bannister Road Fair Oaks, CA 95628
916-961-0927 www.awsna.org/publications [email protected]
This Waldorf Reader Series is dedicated to RosemaryGebert who was my teacher at the Waldorf Institute in1980Ð81 and whose work as a teacher of teachers inspired meto undertake this project for the benefit of all class teachersand their students.
The author wishes to thank the Austin Waldorf School, itsteachers and students, the Waldorf Educational Foundation,the Norton Foundation, the Association of Waldorf Schools ofNorth America, and especially David Mitchell for the supportthat made this reader series possible.
ContentsFabulous Tales
Brer Rabbit Takes Brer Fox for a Ride
The Wonderful Tar Baby
Sista Cottontail and Brer BearÕs Butter Tr
Brer Rabbit Gets Paid Back in Kind
The Cow Goes under the Ground
Hero TalesThe Life of Johnny Appleseed
Sweet Betsy
Keelboat Annie Christmas
Saving the Natchez Queen
John Henry
Tall TalesThe Coming of Davy Crockett
Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind
Davy Meets Mike Fink
Sally Ann Saves DavyÕs Life
Mike Fink Gets His
Pecos Bill and His Family Go West
Bill Gets Raised by the Coyotes
Bill Learns HeÕs a Human Critter
Bill Tames Widow Maker
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Bill Becomes King of the Cowboys 126
Bill Rides a Texas Tornado 132
Slue-foot Sue, Queen of the Cowgirls 136
Bill and Sue Honeymoon on the Moon 141
Home on the Range 146
The Winter of the Blue Snow 148
The Boyhood of Paul Bunyan 153
Babe, the Blue Ox 157
The Land of Ten Thousand Lakes 161
The Mighty Big Griddle 165
The Camp on the Big Onion 168
Logging the Dakota Territory 173
A Scary StoryWiley and the Hairy Man 180
Fabulous Tales
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Brer Rabbit Takes Brer Fox for a Ride
One morning Brer Rabbit was sitting in the rocking
chair out on the porch at Miss MeadowsÕ Store. He
was talking away and letting her and her gal admire
his good looks. My, was he a talker; he could talk a
dog away from a bone.
ÒDid I ever tell you that Brer Fox was my daddyÕs
ridinÕ horse? MustÕve been on thirty years ago.
MightÕve been thirty-five or forty, but it certainly was
at least thirty, for sure. Finest ridinÕ horse my daddy
ever had.Ó
ÒCome now, Brer Rabbit,Ó Miss Meadows laughed,
Òyou expect us to believe that talk?Ó
ÒWell, folks will believe what they like,Ó said Brer
Rabbit, getting up and taking his hat. ÒBut I know
what I know.ÓAbout an hour later, Brer Fox dropped by Miss
MeadowsÕ. After heÕd made himself comfortable with
some nice cool ice tea, Miss Meadows up and asked,
ÒI hear you was Brer RabbitÕs daddyÕs ridinÕ horse.Ó
ÒWho told you that?Ó Brer Fox sputtered, spilling
ice tea all over his suit of store bought clothes.
ÒWhy, Brer Rabbit did. Said so hisself, no more
than an hour ago.Ó
Miss MeadowsÕ gal let out a short giggle, then hid
her face behind her fan. Brer Fox, he just kept on
rocking, acting as cool as an ice cube out in
on the Fourth of July. After a while he fini
tea, stood up and bid Miss Meadows good da
ÒThank you kindly, maÕam. That was mi
tea,Ó he said. Then tipping his hat, he said, Ò
and left the porch.
ÒMuch obliged,Ó smiled Miss Meadows, Ò
come back again, real soon, you hear?Ó
Now deep down inside, Brer Fox felt aw
at Brer Rabbit for telling Miss Meadows and
such a lie. So as soon as he was around the
the road, he took off through the woods, hea
Brer RabbitÕs house. He was going to even th
you can bet on that.
When he got down to Brer RabbitÕs, hearound a bit, making sure Brer Rabbit was i
when he was sure Brer Rabbit hadnÕt set a
for him, he knocked on the door.
ÒWhoÕs there?Ó called Brer Rabbit in a feeb
ÒItÕs your friend, Brer Fox. SomethinÕ wro
Rabbit? You donÕt sound so good.Ó
ÒNothinÕ the grave wonÕt cure,Ó moan
Rabbit.
ÒYou sound mighty bad, Brer Rabbit. A
can do?Ó
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ÒCall the undertaker when you gets a chance. IÕm
on my way to see my Maker.Ó
ÒIÕs mighty sorry to hear that, Brer Rabbit,Ó said
Brer Fox, Òbecause Miss Meadows anÕ her gal are
throwinÕ a party come SateÕday night, anÕ that party
wonÕt be worth a dry creek without you there.Ó
ÒThatÕs mighty kind of you tellinÕ me, Brer Fox,Ó
moaned Brer Rabbit. ÒWhat night did you say that
partyÕs gonna be?Ó
ÒSateÕday.Ó
ÒMight be able to make it if you can get me to the
hospital in time. IÕd hate to disappoint Miss Meadows
anÕ her gal.Ó
ÒIÕll carry you to the hospital in my arms,Ó offered
Brer Fox.ÒMuch obliged, but IÕm afraid youÕd drop me. I
might be able to make it if you carry me on your back,
though.Ó
Now Brer Fox didnÕt like that. Something about
carrying Brer Rabbit on his back worried him, but
he didnÕt know what it was. He was thinking it over
when Brer Rabbit let loose the most horrible groan.
ÒLordy, Lordy, Lordy!Ó Brer Rabbit cried. ÒTheyÕre
aÕcominÕ to carry me away. Goodbye, Brer Fox. IÕll
put in a good word for you with the Lord. YouÕvebeen the best friend this rabbit ever had.Ó
ÒDonÕt die, Brer Rabbit. DonÕt die,Ó cried Br
ÒIÕll carry you on my back.Ó
ÒThank you kindly, but IÕm afraid IÕd fall off
had a saddle.Ó
ÒIÕll fetch you a saddle.Ó
ÒBut it gotta have a bit anÕ bridle.Ó
Brer Fox began to feel worried again, but Brer
fixed that. He let loose another horrible moan.
ÒAll right, Brer Rabbit! IÕll get you a bit anÕ b
ÒAnÕ youÕll have to wear blinders, or else you
get spooked anÕ buck me off.Ó
Well, Brer Fox began worrying about th
but Brer Rabbit fixed that too. He moaned like
himself was coming through the door.
ÒIf he Õs that sick,Ó thought Brer Fox, Òhe can Õno harm.Ó
ÒDonÕt fret none, Brer Rabbit. IÕll put blind
But where am I gonna get this gear?Ó
ÒDonÕt worry none about that. My daddyÕs
is hanginÕ out in the barn. While youÕre putt
on, Brer Fox, IÕll crawl over to the window so I
myself down on your back.Ó
So off Brer Fox went and pulled Brer R
daddyÕs saddle on. When he got back to the w
Brer Rabbit lowered himself down onto Brer Foxand took hold of the reins.
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ÒNow, donÕt you be going too fast, Brer Fo
Rabbit groaned. ÒIÕm one sick critter, anÕ I
my deathbed because I didnÕt want to dis
Miss Meadows anÕ her gal.Ó
After Brer Fox had carried Brer Rabbit a c
hundred yards, he felt Brer Rabbit squirmin
his back.
ÒWhatÕs happeninÕ up there?Ó he asked.
ÒJust shorteninÕ up the left stirrup, thatÕs
Then Brer Fox felt Brer Rabbit squirm som
ÒWhatÕs happeninÕ up there now?Ó
ÒJust shorteninÕ up the right stirrup; thatÕ
But what Brer Rabbit was really doing was
on spurs, good pointy spurs he had sharpened
time like this. When they were about a hundrfrom Miss MeadowsÕ store, Brer Rabbit yank
on the reins and dug those spurs right into B
side. Brer Fox let loose a fearsome yelp and
to run like all the demons the devil could emp
after him. He went running down that road
so loud that Miss Meadows and her gal came
out onto the porch to see what was going on.
Brer Rabbit waved his hat to the ladie
galloped past. Then down at the bend in the
spun Brer Fox around, jumped him over the fe
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raced him around the meadow a lap or two before
pulling him to a stop in front of the store. Brer Fox
just collapsed in the dust, rattling and sputtering like
a motor running out of gas.
Brer Rabbit sashayed up onto the porch and sat
himself down in the rocking chair.
ÒDidnÕt I say, ladies, that Brer Fox was my familyÕs
ridinÕ horse? But heÕs gettinÕ old; he ainÕt got the style
or speed he once had.Ó
ÒYou sure did,Ó laughed Miss Meadows. ÒNow,
you just make yourself comfy while I send my gal to
fetch Brer Fox a bowl of ice tea. He sure looks like he
could use somethinÕ cool right now.Ó
After riding Brer Fox like that, Brer Ra
mighty low. Word was out that Brer Fox w
him. Everybody was saying that Brer Fox wa
for him and that he was going to fix Brer Rab
fix him good.
ÒAfter I Õm done with him,Ó Brer Fox bra
himself, Òhe ain Õt gonna play no tricks on no
more.Ó
But after awhile, Brer Rabbit felt mighty lo
just laying up in his cabin behind a locked doo
day he decided to take a chance and pay a c
at Miss MeadowsÕ store and see what was go
But Brer Fox was laying for him. When he s
Rabbit heading for Miss MeadowsÕ, he took
the Home Depot and bought a big barrel of
bought a wheelbarrow too and wheeled tha
of tar back to where he knew Brer Rabbit had
by on his way home.
All morning Brer Fox was busier than a o
cat watching nine rat holes. He scooped out
and made himself the prettiest tar baby yo
hope to see. She had two yellow corks for e
a slice of the reddest watermelon for a sm
dressed her in a nice calico dress he swip
Missus ManÕs laundry line and topped her of
The Wonderful Tar Baby
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hat that would make a Texan proud. Then, while the sun
softened up Tar Baby, Brer Fox hid himself in the bushes,
waiting for Brer Rabbit to pass by.
A little past noon, Brer Fox heard Brer Rabbit coming
down the road. He was whistling and twirling a fancy
walking stick heÕd borrowed from Mista Man. When Brer
Rabbit caught sight of Tar Baby, he stopped whistling
and began to sing, ÒOh, lovely day; oh, lovely day.Ó Then
when he was right up in front of Tar Baby he pretended
to notice her for the first time.
ÒLovely day,Ó Brer Rabbit said, tipping his hat to Tar
Baby and twirling his walking stick like a fancy city dude.
ÒYouÕre new around these parts.Ó
Brer Fox was so happy that he had to cover his mouth
with his paws or else he would have given himself away.
He was laughing that hard.
ÒCat got your tongue, honey?Ó Brer Rabbit asked.
Naturally, Tar Baby didnÕt say a word. She just sat
there smiling and shining in the sun.
ÒYou deaf, honey? If you are, I can talk a bit louder.Ó
But Tar Baby just smiled like Brer Coon in the sweet
corn when Mista Man is laid up sick.
So Brer Rabbit raised his voice and said it again, but
Tar Baby just smiled and smiled.
ÒDidnÕt your mama teach you manners?Ó Brer Rabbitasked, feeling pretty annoyed. ÒYou youngÕuns are all the
same. DonÕt know whatÕs got into you. In my
respected our elders. I reckon itÕs about time s
learned you some manners. Stick out your han
Now the sun had made Tar Baby so soft tha
her hands just happened to come unstuck and f l
onto the road. Looked like she didnÕt care.
ÒYouÕre a rude one, ainÕt you!Ó Brer Rabbit s
he swatted her hand with his walking stick. N
it stuck good.
ÒYou let go my stick!Ó Brer Rabbit cried, tryin
it away. ÒYou let go right now! IÕm sick of your
But Tar Baby just smiled and smiled.
ÒYou wipe that smile right off your face!Ó de
Brer Rabbit, Òor IÕm gonna wipe it off for you.Ó
But Tar Baby just smiled like she had just he
she was having a birthday party every day of th
Brer Rabbit didnÕt like that any, so he rolled up h
and gave her a slap right across the cheek. His p
good, real good.
ÒYou let me go!Ó cr ied Brer Rabbit, jerking his
way and that. ÒI told you to let me go! IÕs go
you one last chance, then IÕs gonna teach you
like you never had before.Ó
But Tar Baby just smiled.
So he swung his foot around and gave Tarkick. You wouldnÕt want to get kicked like th
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siree! He kicked her so hard that his foot disappeared
all the way up to his knee!
Now Brer Rabbit was in a mighty bad fix, and mighty
mad too. He hollered and screamed and thrashed
around, but Tar Baby wouldnÕt listen at all. She just sat
there smiling like Mista Man when the Lord calls him to
Glory and Saint PeterÕs waiting for him personally at
the Pearly Gates.
ÒI ainÕt gonna stand for this no more!Ó shouted Brer
Rabbit. ÒYou let me go, or IÕs gonna butt you good!Ó
And before Tar Baby had a chance to say a word,
Brer Rabbit butted her so hard that his head stuck
tight.
Well, Brer Fox couldnÕt stand it any more. He
felt like he was going to die if he didnÕt laugh. So he
climbed out of the ditch where he was hiding and sang
out, ÒOh, lovely day; oh, lovely day.Ó Then he put his
snout right up close to Brer Rabbit and snickered, ÒGot
you now, Brer Rabbit. Got you good. Guess you know
whoÕs havinÕ rabbit for dinner tonight?Ó
Then he laughed again and snapped his suspenders.
He was so proud of himself for finally catching Brer
Rabbit at his own game.
ÒYou ainÕt gonna make trouble around these parts
no more, Brer Rabbit. No, siree. DidnÕt your mama
ever learn you not to be so friendly with just a
you meet on the road? IÕs just gonna call h
tell Sista Fox to get the barbecue ready becau
gonna party tonight.Ó
ÒWell,Ó said Brer Rabbit, Òyou got me no
no point sayinÕ IÕs gonna mend my ways if y
me another chance, is there?Ó
ÒHeh heh! Nope, ainÕt no point at all.Ó
started to call home.
ÒGuess IÕs gonna be barbecue tonight,Ó s
Rabbit. ÒBut thank goodness you ainÕt gonn
me in that briar patch. GettinÕ cooked is
gettinÕ barbecued is worse, but itÕs a blessinÕ co
to gettinÕ throwed in th
patch. ItÕs the worst place
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ÒWhat are you sayinÕ?Ó asked Brer Fox, closing his
phone. ÒYou got somethinÕ against that briar patch?Ó
ÒOh, please, Brer Fox, donÕt throw me in that briar
patch. ItÕs the worst place of all!Ó
ÒNow that I think about it , itÕs too hot today to stand
over a barbecue. IÕs gonna hang you.Ó
ÒHang me!Ó cried Brer Rabbit. ÒThat sounds bad,
but not so bad. My daddy got hanged, anÕ he said it
was nothinÕ compared to gettinÕ throwed in a briar
patch. Get the rope, Brer Fox, IÕs ready. Get the rope
anÕ do what you got to do, but do it quick before you
change your mind anÕ throw me in that briar patch.Ó
Brer Fox felt mighty annoyed. Killing Brer Rabbit
was getting mighty hard. After working all these
years to catch Brer Rabbit, he wasnÕt going to throw it
away. He wanted Brer Rabbit to have the worst death
possible.
ÒWell,Ó snickered Brer Fox, ÒI canÕt hang you. I
didnÕt bring no rope. But I knows what IÕs gonna do.
IÕs gonna drown you in the creek.Ó
Brer Rabbit started to sniffle back tears.
ÒThatÕs mighty mean of you, Brer Fox. You knows
drowninÕ is a horrible way to die. But at least youÕre
decent enough,Ó and he shuddered from head to toe,
Ònot to throw me in that briar patch.Ó
ÒYou think youÕre pretty smart, donÕt y
Rabbit?Ó snarled Brer Fox. ÒYou think youÕr
talk me out of killinÕ you in a really bad way. I
thinkinÕ about skinninÕ you alive, but I ainÕt g
that either. No, siree! You know what IÕs gonn
Brer Rabbit just shook his tail.
ÒIÕs gonna throw you in that briar patch!Ó
ÒOh Lordy! Lordy!Ó screamed Brer Rabbit
do that! I beg you, Brer Fox. Burn me up, skin m
hang me with a rope, drown me in the cre
barbeque me. Make me suffer mighty bad, bu
Brer Fox, donÕt throw me in that briar patch
you kill me two, even, three times, if you prom
to throw me in that briar patch!Ó
Brer Fox was mighty pleased with himself.
these years, he finally had Brer Rabbit where he
him, and heÕd gotten him to tell him what was t
way to die. He grabbed Brer Rabbit by the
yanked him free of the Tar Baby. Then he loo
Rabbit in the eye and snickered, ÒAny last requ
ÒOh please, Brer Fox, I beg you. Do what y
with me but donÕt, oh, please donÕt, donÕt thro
that there briar patch.Ó
ÒBut, Brer Rabbit, thatÕs exactly what IÕ
do.Ó
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And with a mean, lowdown laugh, he swung
Brer Rabbit around his head and flung him into the
briar patch. At first he thought he could hear Brer
Rabbit screaming. That felt good. But after a bit, Brer
Fox felt something else, and it wasnÕt good. It was
a sickly, stupid feeling rising up inside of him. Brer
Rabbit wasnÕt screaming; he was giggling, and he
was giggling at him.
ÒHey, Brer Fox,Ó Brer Rabbit called from way far
over on the other side of the briar patch. ÒDidnÕt your
mama ever learn you, Brer Fox, that rabbits are born
anÕ bred in a briar patch? Why, my daddy anÕ my
mama, my granÕdaddy anÕ my granÕmama too was
all born in this here briar patch, anÕ thereÕs no place
in this whole wide world that IÕd rather be.Ó
And with that Brer Rabbit skedaddled on home
like a cricket hopping out of the embers, leaving Brer
Fox to think about what had just gone down.
Sista Cottontail and Brer Bear Õs Butte
One time Brer Bear stole a crock of but
Mista Man. He was right proud of himself; he
had a whole crock of butter before. And be
was mighty hard to steal, what with Mist
dogs and all guarding it. So he decided to
party to celebrate. Figured heÕd invite a who
of folk to see what heÕd done.
Now, he didnÕt want to look like a sno
figured heÕd invite the little animals first, then
animals later on. That would impress them,
But he just couldnÕt stand the idea of invit
Rabbit, on account of how mean he always
the big animals. But then he didnÕt want Bre
to be going around saying Brer Bear had so
against rabbit folk. That would make Brer B
mighty bad.
Brer Bear was stuck mighty bad as to wh
Finally, he figured itÕd be fine to invite Sista Co
instead. She and Brer Rabbit were cous
they were always at odds, so Brer Bear fig
wouldnÕt do him any harm. SheÕd be flatt
figured, since nobody ever invited her anywh
Why, maybe some good would even come
especially if she went bragging to Brer Rabb
how fine the party had been. That would m
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Rabbit feel mighty bad, and Brer Rabbit feeling bad
would make Brer Bear feel mighty good.
He went down to Miss MeadowsÕ Store and got
himself some of the cheapest paper and envelopes
she had. Then he went home and smeared a dab of
butter on his paw and stamped each sheet, stuffed it
into an envelope and sent them all off.
ÒThat oughtaÕ bring Õem,Ó he said. ÒNow theyÕs
gonna like me fÕ sure.Ó
When the party time came around, Brer Bear had
done up a clearing in the woods near his lair real nice.
He stuck up some old leaves he found on the ground,
and even wrapped some poison ivy around the trees.
He put an old twisted log across two rocks, hung a
scrap of calico he found caught on a bush over it and
put the crock full of sweet butter right there for all to
see.
The guests showed up in dribs and drabs, so he
had them all sit or stand around until everybody
was there. While they were all waiting heÕd hold up
something he had and tell them how hard it had been
to ÒfindÓ and how stupid the Sheriff was for never
knowing he had it and how chicken the Sheriff was
for not trying to get it back.
About an hour later, Sista Cottontail arriv
was dressed to the nines. She was wearin
red spike heels and had a yellow and purpl
face dress on. Her hat was real nice too, m
plastic straw and covered all over with gree
grass, even had gummy worms crawling aro
hanging down. They looked so real she had
Sista Sparrow away to keep her from picking t
But her purse was the best thing of all. It loo
real gator hide and every time she snapped it
bellowed like a bull gator down in the swam
powdered her tail too, smeared jet black lip
over her lips and had eyelashes that were thre
inches longer than her ears. SheÕd even taken a
some mighty strong smelling perfume.
Brer Bear was as happy as Brer Dog at feed
to have such a fashion queen come to his par
never seen anybody fitted out so grand.
ÒHey baby!Ó she declared in a voice som
between a high pitched laugh and scream.
happeninÕ? I seen better funerals in my da
party, you hear? You there, Sista Dawg, f
somethinÕ to eat, and donÕt make it too big; I Õs
my weight, you hear.Ó
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After sheÕd passed around the party, letting everybody
kiss her paw, she hopped up to Brer Bear and asked,
ÒAinÕt we havinÕ some butter at this here shindig? ThatÕs
why IÕs here. Now serve it up quick or IÕll have to call the
Sheriff to get me a lick, you hear?Ó And she let loose one
of her high pitched screaming laughs like sheÕd just saidthe funniest thing sheÕd ever heard.
ÒOkay, yÕall,Ó Brer Bear shouted at his guests. ÒSit
down anÕ shut up! YouÕre mighty lucky gittinÕ invited
here. It ainÕt every day you git a treat.
I took a mighty big risk findinÕ
this here butter, so yÕall better
appreciate what youÕre gonna
git.Ó
He took a tiny little spoon
out of his pocket and
dipped it into the
butter. Then he went
around from guest to
guest, letting each one
have an itsy bitsy lick.
ÒWasnÕt that good!Ó
he said and licked the
spoon clean. Then he
picked up the crock of
butter and carried it off into the woods. He w
to hide it good.
When he got back he popped a tape into h
box and shouted, ÒEverybody, letÕs party, NOW
Well, the other guests just stood there w
tongues hanging out and looking from side to ÒHey, Brer Bear,Ó Sista Coon finally asked,
all the butter weÕs gonna get?Ó
ÒWhattaÕ you sayinÕ?Ó Brer Bear snarle
sayinÕ IÕm cheap? Loosen up a bit anÕ maybe y
another lick . . . later on, you hear.Ó
After about an hour, Sista Cottontail h
partying so hard that she had to excuse h
powder her tail. No sooner was she out of si
she took off through the woods, heading for th
house down by the edge of the creek.
ÒYeah,Ó she said when she got there and fo
butter hidden behind a stone, Òjust like I thoug
Now, she only planned to take a lick or two,
butter tasted so sweet she couldnÕt stop hers
before she knew it she was licking the crock cle
ÒOh my!Ó she declared. ÒBrer BearÕs go
mighty bothered about this. I better get ba
right quick before he finds me here.Ó
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She made sure she wiped her lips real clean before
showing her face back at the party. Lucky she did
that because she found a big dab of butter stuck to
her chin. ÒIÕll save this for later,Ó she said and stuck it
inside her purse.
By the time she got back, everybody was pesteringBrer Bear for another lick of butter. He tried putting
them off, but they kept at him so hard he had to give
in, so he took off through the woods. He wasnÕt gone
long before everybody could hear him hollering at the
top of his lungs. For a second or two Sista Cottontail
thought of hightailing it out of there, but she knew
that wouldnÕt be any good. Brer Bear would know
for sure then sheÕd stolen his butter if he found her
gone. Best thing to do was to make like she didnÕt
know a thing.
ÒYou done stole my butter!Ó Brer Bear snarled as
he charged right up to Sista Cottontail. But she just
stood her ground, looking as innocent as a lamb in
spring.
ÒWhat you talkinÕ about, Brer Bear?Ó she declared.
ÒThatÕs mighty rude of you accusinÕ a lady of stealinÕ
your butter. DidnÕt nobody ever teach you no
manners?Ó
ÒDonÕt give me none of your talk,Ó he snarl
done stole it when you gone off anÕ powdered y
ÒYou got any proof?Ó
ÒIÕm sayinÕ you done it, anÕ thatÕs proof enou
ÒWhat kinda fool are you, Brer Bear?Ó she sa
as an ice house in July. ÒDidnÕt nobody ever tthat you gotta have evidence to have proof?Ó
Well, that stumped Brer Bear. He didnÕt kn
evidence was, but he did know that he didnÕt ha
it except for what he knew. So he grabbed Sista C
and began shaking her around.
ÒIÕs got my evidence right here!Ó he snarled
would have kept shaking her until she fell ap
other guests hadnÕt made him stop.
ÒLookey here, Brer Bear,Ó Sista Rat said, Òs
take you to the judge for treatinÕ her like that.Ó
ÒThatÕs right, but I ainÕt that kinda gal,Ó Sista C
cried, wiping away tears. ÒYou want to know
your butter?Ó
ÒNow youÕre talkinÕ sense.Ó
ÒAnybody whoÕs been to school knows that
who ate as much butter as you says I stole wil
shootinÕ, give herself away.Ó
ÒHowÕs that?Ó
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ÒDang! If you ainÕt one ignorant fool. The butter
seeps through their skin anÕ slicks up their belly while
theyÕs asleep. ThatÕs how.Ó
ÒWhereÕd you hear that?Ó
ÒIn school. You sayinÕ you ainÕt never been to
school? I thought you said youÕd been to college. YousayinÕ that ainÕt true?Ó
ÒYeah, I knowed that, but I just forgot.Ó
ÒIÕll tell you what you should do, Brer Bear,Ó Sista
Cottontail said. ÒYou make everybody lie right down
here in the sun anÕ take a nap. In about an hour weÕll
wake up anÕ youÕll see whoÕs guilty, for sure. If IÕm
guilty, that butter will seep up through my skin anÕ give
me away. YouÕll have evidence, fÕ sure.Ó
ÒThat sounds good. IÕs just gonna sit here anÕ wait,Ó
said Brer Bear.
ÒYou expect a guilty person to be able to fall asleep
with you starinÕ at them. I do declare, Brer Bear, folks
would think you ainÕt got the sense you was born with.
WhoÕs gonna sleep a wink if they donÕt know everybody
else is sleepinÕ too?Ó
Now, everybody agreed that what Sista Cottontail
said was true, so, figuring that they were innocent,
each last one of them lay down. Pretty soon they were
all snoring up a storm, and Brer Bear was sno
loudest of them all.
Once she was sure everybody was aslee
Cottontail peeked open one eye and looked arou
as she figured, they were gone to the world. So c
a cat sneaking up on a bird, she took that dab oout of her purse and wiped it all over Brer Bear
then she lay back down.
After a bit, somebody started to stir. It w
Skunk. She looked down at her own belly and
Then she looked around and, noticing how Bre
belly was shining, started shaking Brer Rat a
Snake awake.
ÒLook at that!Ó Sista Skunk whispered, poi
Brer Bear as she quietly woke up the other gues
no good low down dirty cheat! Why, he stole th
hisself!Ó
ÒI say he pays for his lies!Ó hissed Brer Sna
sting him good!Ó
ÒYeah, thatÕs what he deserves,Ó said Brer Ra
Just then Brer Bear woke up and, seeing th
everybodyÕs eyes, he figured he better get out
quick. And thatÕs just what he did.
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Brer Rabbit Gets Paid Back in Kind
One morning while Brer Rabbit was sitting on the
porch down at Miss MeadowsÕ Store, sipping ice tea and
showing off his new gold tooth, Brer Turtle crawled out of
the tall grass.
ÒHowdy do, Brer Turtle,Ó said Miss Meadows. ÒCome
on up anÕ sit a spell.ÓÒThank you, maÕam, donÕt mind if I do.Ó
After a while, Brer Rabbit made out as if heÕd just
noticed Brer Turtle and asked what heÕd been doing with
himself.
ÒOh, not much,Ó said Brer Turtle, Òjust gettinÕ my racinÕ
license, thatÕs all.Ó
ÒRacinÕ license? You buy yourself one of them fancy
Jag-wire sports cars?Ó
ÒNo,Ó said Brer Turtle, ÒitÕs a foot racinÕ license. Sheriff
stopped me last week anÕ says I gotta get one if IÕm gonna
use the public roads.Ó
ÒAw, shucks,Ó laughed Brer Rabbit. ÒYou think I was
born yesterday?Ó
ÒNo, Brer Rabbit, itÕs true, sure Õnuf. Got the paper right
here.Ó
And Brer Turtle took a piece of paper out of his pocket
and held it out for all to see. Being that Brer Rabbit said
heÕd left his reading glasses at home, all he could do was
mutter, ÒWell, well, IÕll be.Ó
ÒBrer TurtleÕs pretty fast, I hear,Ó sang o
MeadowsÕ gal. ÒHear he beat Brer Dog last week
ÒBeat Brer Dog?Ó muttered Brer Rabbit. ÒI ain
he died; no other way he couldÕve beat him.Ó
ÒLeft Õim in the dust,Ó said Brer Turtle. ÒSure Õn
ÒWell, it ainÕt nothinÕ to beat Brer Dog. Anybofamily can do that,Ó laughed Brer Rabbit. ÒStop f
a line, Brer Turtle. Everybody knows youÕre so s
you look like youÕre standinÕ still when youÕre g
speed. Why, IÕll bet fifty dollars . . . .Ó
ÒLookey here, you two,Ó Miss Meadows sai
beatinÕ your lips anÕ have another glass of ice tea
ÒMighty kind of you maÕam,Ó said Brer Turtl
better be movinÕ along. Have to meet my trainer.
I got a shot at the Olympics. Good day, Miss M
Good day, Brer Rabbit. You come around some
maybe I can learn you a racinÕ trick or two.Ó
After Brer Turtle had crawled back into the ta
Brer Rabbit slapped his knee.
ÒIÕll be! Olympic team! Whoever heard o
thing?Ó
ÒDonÕt you worry none, Brer Rabbit,Ó sa
Meadows, filling his glass. ÒEverybody knows w
fastest foot racer around here. Why donÕt you
Buzzard anÕ have him set up a race between you
Turtle? You can have it here, SateÕday next.Ó
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ÒThatÕs a mighty fine idea. It ainÕt right tÕ go bragginÕ
like Brer Turtle do. ItÕs time he got put in his place.Ó
Next day Brer Buzzard flapped over to the log where
Brer Turtle lived. After he had told Brer Turtle about Brer
RabbitÕs wanting to have a foot race on Saturday next, he
tried to give Brer Turtle some advice.ÒLook, Brer Turtle,Ó Brer Buzzard said, Òeverybody
thinks you gone crazy racinÕ Brer Rabbit. You gonna lose,
sure Õnuf. Let me just go anÕ tell Brer Rabbit somethinÕ.
I can say your wifeÕs auntÕs niece needs you to help her
move or somethinÕ, anÕ you wonÕt be free until Christmas
after next.Ó
ÒNo, thankee, Brer Buzzard, IÕs gonna win. You tell
Brer Rabbit that. Only one condition, though, the race has
to go through woods anÕ tall grass.Ó
So Brer Buzzard flapped back over to Miss MeadowsÕ
and told them all that the race was on.
When Brer Rabbit heard that, he up and laughed.
ÒIf Brer Turtle wants, IÕll race him up the rainbow anÕ
down.Ó
Now Brer Rabbit didnÕt plan on just winning. He planned
on beating Brer Turtle. He planned on beating him so bad
that Brer Turtle would never show his face around honest
folks again. So he started working out.
But Brer Turtle, he just went to bed, pulled in
and went to sleep. He slept for a week since it w
to be a mighty big race.
Come Saturday, everybody in the whole cou
down at Miss MeadowsÕ Store. They were plac
and talking up a storm. Odds were against BreNot many folk would put money on him, except
Sista Mole, but she couldnÕt tell day from night.
Brer Rabbit, he woke up early and called his
to remind them about getting a good place at t
line so they could get some good pictures when h
But Brer Turtle, he just slept in. Finally, about
before the race, he called his family to him.
ÒLookey here,Ó he said, ÒweÕs gonna win.Ó
First, he told his oldest son, who looked just
to go to the starting line and start off the race.
his daughter, who looked just like him, to go to
mile mark, where the race would come out of th
and cross the county road. He told his younges
looked just like him too) to go to the two mile mar
the race would cross over Burning Water Creek.
told his wife . . . . Yes, yes, yes, she looked just
ÒYou go down by Mista ManÕs fence.
ÒNow listen up everybody; hereÕs what weÕs go
As soon as yÕhear Brer Rabbit cominÕ along, you c
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of the grass anÕ make like youÕre runninÕ to catch the last
train to Heaven. DonÕt worry if Brer Rabbit passes you by,
weÕll beat him in the end.Ó
So after some turtle hugs all around, they crawled off
to their places.
Brer Rabbit, he was ready too. Just as Brer TurtleÕs soncrawled up to the startinÕ line, Brer RabbitÕs band started
to play. My! it was a good band. It could play two or
three songs, and all from memory! After it had gotten
the crowd jazzed, it broke into the ÒRabbit Fight Song,Ó
and Brer Rabbit danced down Miss MeadowsÕ steps, his
hands clasped above his head like he was the heavyweight
champion of the world.
The crowd went wild.
My, Brer Rabbit looked good! He was wearing a bright
yellow warmup suit with an electric blue stripe down the
leg. Around his neck was slung a long silk scarf, same blue
as the stripe on his pants. And he was wearing a big gold
medal that was hanging on a real metal chain. It read Ò1st
Place!Ó
He danced around a bit, kissing babies and hugging the
gals before he stopped in the middle of the road, did a few
pushups and took a long, deep bow. He then peeled off
the warmup suit and tossed it to the crowd.
They just went wild all over again!
He was now wearing bright green runnin
and a red tank-top shirt. On his feet he had high
running shoes Ð the cool kind that blink wi
step.
ÒBrers and Sistas,Ó he cried above their chee
think youÕve come here this morninÕ to see a ryouÕve come to witness glory!Ó
It must have taken Brer Buzzard fifteen mi
quiet that crowd down Ð they were hooting and
and chanting ÒBrer Rabbit! Brer Rabbit!Ó so lo
Brer Buzzard had to flap about real close to the
to make them quiet down. Finally, Brer Buzzard
racers to take their places. Then he checked his
gun and called out, ÒOn your marks! Get set!Ó
Brer Rabbit took off down the road and w
before Brer Turtle even lifted one toe off the
line. Brer Rabbit, he somersaulted over lo
skipped across the tips of grass. He ran frontw
backwards and sidewards too. He leaped up
trees and swung from branch to branch, bellow
Tarzan and pounding his chest as he flew thro
air.
It wasnÕt hard for Little Sista Turtle to he
Rabbit coming. She slipped out of the tall gr
began crawling across the county road. She li
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foot and put it down. She lifted a second foot and put
it down. She lifted a third foot and put it down. She
lifted a fourth foot and put it down. She lifted her first
foot and put . . . Well, you know how it goes.
By the time Brer Rabbit sprang onto the road, she
was a good thirty-two and one-half inches from whereshe had started to crawl. Catching sight of her, Brer
Rabbit came to a screeching halt.
ÒWhoa!Ó he cried. ÒHowÕd you get here so fast?Ó
ÒI jusÕ lift my first foot anÕ put it down, then I lift my
second foot anÕ put it down, then . . . .Ó
But Brer Rabbit couldnÕt listen to that. He put
to the metal and was off, leaving Little Sista Turt
dust. But she didnÕt mind. She just went on lif
foot and putting it down until she disappeared
tall grass.
After meeting Little Sista Turtle, Brer Rabbit curunning sideways stuff. He cut out the running ba
stuff too. He even cut out the Tarzan stuff, which
bad since he did that real good. He ran like he
engines strapped to his heels.
Soon he came up on Burning Water Creek.
really pouring it on. He shot out of the woods an
flying leap over the water. Just then he chanced
down. ÒAGHH!Ó he cried and crashed against th
There was Brer Turtle swimming Ð and pretty fast
stone to stone. Brer Rabbit scampered up and wthere.
Mista Man and his family, along with Sista D
her kin, had come out to watch the race. Th
sitting in the shade on little folding chairs as Bre
sped towards them through the tall grass. They
giving him a cheer when all of a sudden little Mi
cried out, ÒLook, Ma! ThereÕs Brer Turtle! See! Ri
there crawlinÕ through that tall grass.Ó
ÒWell, count my stars!Ó exclaimed Missus Ma
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you believe that? HeÕs out ahead.Ó
ÒGo, Brer Turtle, go!Ó the children began to chant. Even
Sista Dog and her kin joined in.
Brer Rabbit could hardly believe his ears. Brer Turtle
out ahead again?! He shifted into high gear and roared
past Mista and Missus Man and all their kin, blowing their
hats clean off and making the dogs howl.
No way he was going to lose this race! Why, heÕd paid
two dollars and twenty-six cents for that first place medal.
Had to order it all the way from New Jersey. No sir, he
couldnÕt afford to lose that kind of cash.
Way far up ahead he could see the sun glinting off the
tin roof of Miss MeadowsÕ Store. He was almost there.
There was only Miss MeadowsÕ meadow between him
and everlasting glory. He zoomed by Sista Cow and Brer
Bull and all their little ones.
The finish line was right ahead. The gate was wide
open, and it was just about a hundred yards more. And
best of all, Brer Turtle was nowhere to be seen!
ÒGo, Brer Rabbit! Go!Ó the crowd began to yell.
He clasped his paws above his head and began prancing
sideways and even tried backwards prancing as he closed
the distance down to the last twenty-five yards.
ÒYouÕre almost there, Brer Rabbit!Ó the crowd screamed.
ÒJust another half a dozen yards to go!Ó
Brer Rabbit took a mighty flying leap an
whizzing through the air. He aimed himself for th
gate like he was an arrow aiming for a targetÕs ey
Suddenly, there was Brer Turtle crawling out o
grass right next to the gate post. He lifted up one put it down. He lifted a second foot and put it do
lifted a third foot and, as it hung over the finish
went down and touched the ground, Brer Rabbit
head over heels past Brer Turtle and crashed
against Miss MeadowsÕ porch.
The crowd gasped and fell real quiet. Th
Buzzard flapped down from the roof, flew past Bre
and lifted up Brer TurtleÕs front foot and declared
winner. The crowd went wild, dancing and holle
slapping each other on the backs. They didnÕt c
much theyÕd lost to blind old Sista Mole. It had be
race and an even better finish. It was worth eve
and dime.
Brer Rabbit started shouting something in F
suppose it was about how he got further and d
better, but I donÕt really know. Brer RabbitÕs Fre
pretty bad. And anyway, nobody was much in
in him anyhow. They had already lifted Brer Tur
their shoulders and were carrying him home.
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The Cow Goes under the Ground
One day Brer Bear was coming back from fishing
on Burning Water Creek. He had a nice big string of
fish slung over his shoulder. All of a sudden, he heard
some dogs and dropped everything and took off into
the woods. Wherever dogs were, there was a good
chance the Sheriff would be close behind. ÒBetter safethan sorry,Ó he figured. There were always more sh
where those come from .
Now Brer Rabbit happened to be nearby. When
he heard Brer Bear crashing through the woods, he
figured he better find out what was going on. So he
went out onto the road. Well, wasnÕt this his lucky
day! Lying right there, for anyone to find, was a
fishing pole, a Stetson hat, and a string of nice big,
fresh fish.
It didnÕt take very long for Brer Rabbit to figureout that the hat and fishing pole belonged to Brer
Bear. His scent was all over them. But the fish, they
smelled like the river, and, as everybody knows, the
river donÕt belong to anybody.
“ Ain’t no good for sh to lie out in the sun,” Brer
Rabbit thought. “They’re gonna spoil.” So he picked
them up and headed home.
After a while, Brer Bear figured the coast was
clear, so he poked his nose out and looked around.
ÒFishing pole . . . Stetson hat . . . whereÕs m
So he began sniffing around. DidnÕt take h
to pick up Brer RabbitÕs scent. ÒBrer Rabbit’s
stole ’em,Ó Brer Bear thought, Òsure as I was b
So he went right over to Brer RabbitÕs cab
enough, when he got near that cabin his nhim that Brer Rabbit was having a fish fr
made Brer Bear mighty mad, and he storm
up to Brer Rabbit and demanded his fish bac
ÒYour fish!Ó cried Brer Rabbit. ÒThese
mine.Ó
ÒYouÕre a liar, Brer Rabbit,Ó shouted Br
ÒYou knows those fish are mine. You stole t
of me where I dropped them in the road.Ó
ÒYou mean to tell me, Brer Bear,Ó said Brer
Òthat you gone anÕ left fish lyinÕ in the roadwhat kind of fool would do that? AnÕ now y
to take my fish to make good your loss? Wh
want to cheat me like that?Ó
ÒDonÕt get smart with me,Ó snarled Bre
ÒYou knows those fish ainÕt yours, anÕ I knows
mine.Ó
Now Brer Bear was getting mighty hot un
collar, so Brer Rabbit thought he would hav
fun by pushing him around.
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ÒLookey here, Brer Bear,Ó he said. ÒMaybe if youÕd
asked me nice or said you was hungry, I wouldÕve
considered sharinÕ these fish with you, but now IÕs
just gonna eat them all myself.Ó
That made Brer Bear madder than a nest of
hornets after a boy with a stick, so he started wavinghis paws and stomping his feet.
ÒThose is my fish,Ó he roared. ÒYou give them here,
or youÕs gonna be sorry.Ó
ÒDonÕt go makinÕ no threats, Brer Bear,Ó Brer
Rabbit warned. ÒYou donÕt know where they might
be leading. But just to prove that IÕm tellinÕ the truth,
you can take my beef cow if you really believe these
fish ainÕt mine.Ó
“ That should quiet him down,” thought Brer Rabbit.
“Nobody’d be fool enough to give a beef cow for some oldstring of sh .”
ÒWell, thatÕs just what IÕs gonna do,Ó growled Brer
Bear. That almost knocked Brer Rabbit down. ÒIÕs
gonna get that cow right now.Ó And he lumbered off
to Brer RabbitÕs pasture.
Brer Rabbit needed to think fast. Another minute
and Brer Bear would be taking that beef cow home.
ÒRun, Brer Bear!Ó Brer Rabbit cried, chasing after
him. ÒHere comes the Sheriff anÕ heÕs lookinÕ for you!Ó
Brer Bear didnÕt need to hear any more.
off for the woods and was gone like meat th
a dog. It was easy for Brer Bear to believe th
was coming for him; he was always doing so
wrong.
Now, as soon as Brer Bear was gone, Brehid the beef cow real good, then he took an
hide that was hanging on the wall and chopp
tail. He went back out into the middle of the
and dug himself a little hole and stuck the s
of that cow tail into it. Then he roughed up
some and called for Brer Bear.
ÒBrer Bear! Brer Bear!Ó he cried, Òthe
cow! SheÕs aÕgoinÕ underground. Come qu
Bear, you still got time to catch her if you hu
Brer Bear, he hadnÕt run very far, so wheard Brer Rabbit calling, he poked his nose o
under a bush.
ÒWhat you sayinÕ, Brer Rabbit?Ó
ÒThe cow! The cow! SheÕs aÕgoinÕ underg
Now that caused Brer Bear to break into
He looked around and asked, ÒSheriff gone?Ó
ÒHeÕs miles gone by now,Ó said Brer Rabb
if you donÕt hurry, that cow, sheÕs gonna dig
to China anÕ be gone.Ó
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Hero TalesÒYou just keep digginÕ, Brer Bear. YouÕre mighty
big anÕ strong, anÕ she canÕt get very far with someone
like you on her tail. IÕm goinÕ now. IÕll be back soon.Ó
But Brer Bear didnÕt hear any of that. He was
digging so hard that all he could hear was the
panting of his breath and the pounding of his heart.He couldnÕt see nothing either. So he didnÕt see Miss
Meadows and her gal peering down that hole and
laughing from behind their fans. He was just too
far gone. Why, he dug and he dug and he dug, and
last I heard, heÕs digging still. And now is long past
tomorrow afternoon.
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He was a small, wiry man. His movements were
restless, and his long, dark hair hung far below his
shoulders and, like his beard, had not known a razor
for years. His leggings were made of strong buckskin,
and he wrapped them with dry grass to protect against
thorns. His shirt was no more than an old sack throughwhich he had cut holes for his arms and head.
ÒAs good clothing as any man need wear,Ó he would
answer if asked why he dressed as he did.
In his early days he wore a tin cooking pot for a hat,
but after awhile, he made a tall hat with a long brim
out of strong paper to shade his eyes from the sun.
Over his shoulder he carried a large leather seed sack,
more often two, and sometimes even three. A strong
hoe served as his staff, and he never carried a weapon,
not even a knife.But it was his keen black eyes that held peopleÕs
attention. They sparkled like sunlight on a stream,
shining with the love he felt for all living things. He
had been born John Chapman in the fall of 1774, but
no one had known him by that name for years. He was
known simply as the Apple Man or Johnny Appleseed.
He was a skilled nursery man. From about 1800
when he first appeared in the Ohio Territory until his
death in 1845, he planted over one hundred thousand
The Life of Johnny Appleseed
acres of apple trees. He always raised them from
never pruning or grafting, insisting that they be a
to grow free.
ÒThatÕs the only proper way,Ó he would sa
how God wanted it to be.Ó
He collected his seeds from cider mills andcarefully washing and drying them, selected the
Come spring, he would follow the Indian paths t
the great forest, always looking for new places t
nursery beds and plant his seeds. When he cam
a beautiful sunlit glade where the soil was ri
deep, heÕd clear the brush and weeds to make n
beds for his seeds.
He said the forest spirits watched over his wo
two female angels guided his hand. After the p
was done, heÕd build a crude but strong fence on his way, seeking out a new place where he
do the same. Thus he spent each spring. Thro
summer and fall, heÕd retrace his steps and t
nurseries, fixing the fences and clearing weeds.
this lonely work year after year for close to fo
years.
Once while weeding some of his young tr
was struck by a rattlesnake. He struck back w
hoe and staggered away. But finding no woun
he returned to the spot and found the snake de
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ÒPoor fellow,Ó he wept, Òyou only just touched me,
but I, in the heat of my ungodly passion, have taken your
life.Ó
Another time he noticed that the mosquitoes were
being killed by the smoke from his cooking fire. He quickly
poured water on the flames.ÒWhyÕd you do that?Ó the man traveling with him
exclaimed.
ÒGod forbid,Ó Johnny told him, Òthat I should build a
fire for my comfort and destroy any of GodÕs creatures.Ó
He loved animals and moved through the forest
without fear. If he ever came upon a wild creature in
a trap, he would set it free. If in a settlement, he saw
a horse that was neglected or abused, heÕd buy it and
find someone to restore it to health. He paid well for this
service, either with money or young apple trees. Thenwhen the animal was well again, he would use it to carry
his seeds the next spring and, when summer came, give
it to some family in need.
He planted his nurseries up and down the river valleys
of Ohio, always one step ahead of the white settlers who
carved their homesteads out of the frontier. He had a
keen feeling for where they would settle, and it was near
such places that he planted his nurseries. Then once his
trees had reached transplanting size, he would appear
on some crude doorstep and offer the settler family his
hardy young apple trees. He took coins or old
or corn meal, even promises if a family was too
pay.
His needs were simple, and he shared wha
had. Once, a man met him as he was walking b
through the snow and mud of December.
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ÒItÕs a sin,Ó the man declared, Òfor a human being
to go without shoes in weather like this. Come with
me and IÕll give you some boots.Ó
Several weeks later the same man met Johnny
once again walking barefoot through the snow.
ÒWhatever became of my shoes?Ó he angrilydemanded.
ÒI met a poor man who had greater need, so I gave
them to him.Ó
In this way, he moved through the great forest as
freely as a songbird flies from tree to tree. The Indians
let him pass unharmed Ð they said he had Ògreat
medicineÓ Ð and welcomed him into their lodges,
sharing with him the secrets of the forest, especially
the healing power of its plants.
ò ô
Grown men and women remembered him from
when they had been children. Many a grandmother
or grandfather told the story of how he would arrive
at their homestead towards evening and, after
unloading his precious sacks of seed, sit off by himself
someplace and watch the sun set behind the hills.
ÒThe day I miss a display of GodÕs glory will be the
day that I die,Ó heÕd always say if someone tried to
hurry him inside. Then, once it was dark, he would
take his simple meal on their doorstep, neve
inside. He ate very little, and only what God p
from the soil, never any meat.
If there were children in the household, he w
touch a bite until he was sure they had eaten
He loved children very much, especially the litand he always gave them simple presents of
colored ribbons, which they tied in their hair o
to their plain, homemade clothes.
After eating he would come inside, sit on th
dirt floor before the hearth, and take out a b
carried several inside his shirt, and one was al
New Testament. ÒNews right fresh from Hea
would declare and, by the light of the fireÕs flam
to read. His voice was thrilling to hear, as str
loud as the roar of the wind and waves. Butalso be as soft and soothing as a warm sprin
He especially loved the words of Jesus.
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the
of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the
Blessed are they who mourn: for they
comforted.
Blessed are they who hunger and thirst after j
they shall have their ll.
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Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called
the children of God.
And finally closing his book and looking deep into theflickering flames, ÒBlessed are they who suffer persecution
for justice Õs sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.Ó
By the 1840s he was an old man, and he moved
west. The nation was growing onto the prairies of
Indiana and Illinois. Ohio was well-covered with apple
trees; he was no longer needed there. Some of his seeds
even made the long westward trip to Oregon, carried
by the ever-restless pioneers.
The world of his youth was now only a memory. Sad
to say, the Indian tribes had been pushed west acrossthe great Mississippi, and the vast eastern forest was
forever tamed.
One frigid March evening, word came to him that
cattle had broken into one of his nurseries. At the first
light of morning he made the twenty-mile trip to his
young trees. He arrived in the afternoon, and there
was much work to do. The cows had to be driven away
and the fence mended; then those trees which could be
saved needed replanting. It was only by nightfall that
his work was done. There being no settlement
he spent the night in a hollow log, as he had
done.
By morning he was ill, and it took him mos
day to find a farm where he could escape from th
wind and rain, arriving just before sunset. Hethat he be allowed to watch the sun set, but t
people who lived there carried him inside where
placed in a bed before the fire. A doctor was ca
Johnny refused the manÕs help.
ÒMy heavenly bride is waiting to welcome
whispered before asking to be read Ònews rig
from Heaven.Ó
Morning found his spirit gone, and the body
carried it peaceful and calm, a contented smile
its lips.
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Sweet Betsy
Oh, do you remember Sweet Betsy from Pike,
Who crossed the wide prairie with her lover Ike?With two yoke of oxen, a big yellow dog,
A tall Shanghai rooster, and one spotted hog.
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay;
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay.
They soon reached the desert, where Betsy gave out,
And down in the sand she lay rolling about,
While Ike in great terror looked on in surprise,
Saying, ÒGet up now, Betsy, youÕll get sand in your eyes.Ó
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay;Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay.
The wide lonesome desert was burning and bare,
And Ike cried in fear, ÒWe are lost, I declare!
My dear old Pike County, IÕll go back to you.Ó
Said Betsy, ÒYouÕll go by yourself, if you do.Ó
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay;
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay.
The Shanghai ran off and the cattle all died
The last piece of bacon that morning was fr
Poor Ike got discouraged, and Betsy got ma
The dog wagged his tail and looked wonder
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay;
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay.
They swam the wide rivers and crossed the
They camped on the prairie for weeks upon
They fought off the Indians with musket and
And reached California in spite of it all.
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay;
Sing toorali, oorali, oorali ay.
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Keelboat Annie Christmas
Like her parents before her,
Annie Christmas had been
born into bondage, but the
War Between the States put
an end to that, or so people
said. And like her mamaand daddy, she worked the
Mississippi River wharfs down
in New Orleans. She did what was needed to get by.
Her daddy worked as a longshoreman; he loaded
and unloaded the big steamboats that lined the wharfs
as far as the eye could see. Her mama made pies and
sold them to the endless streams of passengers who
flowed on and off those great boats like the water
that flowed down that mighty stream.
Annie was a big girl and strapping strong, standingsix feet eight inches tall and weighing near two hundred
and fifty pounds. Her skin was as black as coal, and
her eyes sparkled as beautifully as the brightest stars
in the night sky. She could carry a barrel of flour
tucked under each arm, balance a bale of cotton on
her head and ride another barrel by rolling it under
her feet.
And she didnÕt need to worry any about people
getting run down. Her voice was as loud as a fog
horn and a steam boat whistle calling to each
through the fog. SheÕd get that barrel rollin
holler, ÒComing through!Ó Even the paint would
off a wall to get out of her way.
One day when Annie was getting on sixteen
of age, her mama and daddy up and got the yfever and lay down and died. Now, Annie knew
no good ever came from crying over what you
ever have, especially whatÕs gone. So when they
she took the four dimes, three nickels and nine pe
she found tied up in mamaÕs kerchief and went
to the wharfs, looking for a game of chance.
Now, finding a game of chance on a wharf in
Orleans was as easy as finding a dog near a but
door. Every ten paces or so thereÕd be a hun
up bunch of men shooting dice or playing cabetting on whether this man was stronger tha
man. She only had to take her pick and push he
in.
ÒMake me some room, boys!Ó she hollered
pack of gamblers shooting dice. ÒLady LuckÕs st
before ya, anÕ sheÕs gonna get rich.Ó And she
two pennies down on the ground with a laug
said. ÒMatch that if you can.Ó
ÒWell, IÕll be,Ó sneered Bad Eye Billy, a slick-lo
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gambling man with a shiny gold tooth and a tall silk
hat. ÒAinÕt never tossed dice with a woman before.Ó
ÒWell,Ó said Annie, ÒnowÕs your chance, if youÕre
man enough to try.Ó
ÒLetÕs have some fun, boys,Ó laughed Billy, and he
laid a shiny bright twenty-five cent piece down nextto AnnieÕs two pennies. ÒI raise you. Match that, or
do you have to take in some more wash?Ó
And all the men laughed.
Well, a puny little fellow like Bad Eye Billy wasnÕt
going to get away with that kind of talk, so Annie
laid down three dimes and a nickel right beside those
other three coins.
ÒPut up or shut up,Ó she said, looking right into
BillyÕs one good eye.
ÒOh!Ó he said, shaking his hands. ÒThatÕs mightybig talk. Guess we ought to be scared, eh, boys?
Now look here, little lady,Ó sneered Bad Eye Billy
as he matched AnnieÕs bet, Òjust to show you IÕm a
gentleman, IÕll let you roll first.Ó
Annie scooped up the dice and cradled them in
her hand. She blew on them, shook them around
and with a whisper of ÒDo me right!Ó she let them fly.
Those two dice danced across the ground and rolled
to a stop.
A four and a three.
ÒSeven!Ó Annie cried. ÒDice, you done me rig
But as Annie reached down for her winnin
Eye Billy laid one hand on hers and drew a b
fighting knife.
ÒI ainÕt never been beat by a woman, and I ainto start,Ó he warned. ÒThat moneyÕs mine.Ó
ÒWell,Ó said Annie, ÒyouÕre wrong there, Mr Ga
Man.Ó And she slapped the knife right out o
hand while grabbing hold of his arm. Then she
him over her shoulder, scooped up her winnin
before he hit the ground, grabbed him in mid ai
ÒNow, donÕt ever you say you ainÕt ever been
a woman, or IÕll be back, you hear?Ó And she g
Eye Billy such a kick in the behind that he wen
off into the river.Then spinning around fast as a panther, she
herself to take on the rest of those gambling m
they werenÕt in any mood for a swim. They ju
their hands out before themselves and back
cooing stuff like, ÒHe had that cominÕÓ and ÒTh
fine, honey, right fine.Ó
After whupping Bad Eye Billy, word travel
She had her hands full with gambling men who
to take her on. As soon as a river boat would pu
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the wharf, some gambling man would be asking around
where he could find Òthat gambling gal.Ó And sure as
waterÕs wet, she wrung each one of those gamblers dry.
She had a necklace of fresh water pearls made up Ð one
pearl for each man she beat Ð and pretty soon it was
three yards long.With time, she won enough money to find herself a
husband and start a family. She was mighty picky about
her man, though. He had to be as tall and as strong and
as honest and as black as she. Nothing less would do.
And it was a good thing too, because they had twelve
sons, all born on the same day, each one as fine and as
grand as the one beside him.
When those boys were born, she said to her husband
John, ÒWeÕre moving on. This city ainÕt fit for raisinÕ
children in, too many bad people around. Give me theriver anytime; it knows exactly where itÕs goinÕ.Ó
At first, she tried to buy a steamboat, but that wasnÕt
allowed, so she settled for a keelboat instead Ð a nice
long one with great sweeping oars. She had her husband
build her a nice house in its middle. Then she named it
the Big River’s Daughter and started rowing upstream,
her baby boys, six to an oar, helping her row while her
husband worked the tiller in the stern.
Annie worked the Mississippi River from St.
New Orleans for near twenty years. She worked
good times and through bad times, carrying cot
lumber and cattle and whatever upriver and do
could take one of those mighty oars in each h
row the Big River’s Daughter all by herself if thereneed.
She fought river pirates and raced steam boa
gambled the slickest gamblers and rassÕled w
strongest keelboat men that river had ever see
she won every time. One time even, she arm
the famous Mike Fink, but she didnÕt make muc
whupping him. After all, he was pretty old by t
For every match she won, she added anoth
water pearl to that necklace of hers. So by the
boys had grown into men and her husband Jo joined his Maker, that necklace was thirty feet lo
had to wrap it around and around and around h
so it didnÕt drag in the water.
One day Annie said to herself, ÒIÕm gettinÕ too
this kind of work; itÕs time I rested a bit. But
gonna find me some brides for my boys.Ó
So she packed up all the fine things she want
brides to have, filled twelve purses with gold co
headed upriver. My! That was a sight to see Ð
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strapping tall black men, all in the glory of their youth,
their bodies glistening with sweat as they rowed against
the stream, one to an oar and six to a side of the Big
River’s Daughter , with Annie herself in the stern, her firm
hand on the tiller.
At each big river town, Annie swung the Big River’sDaughter up to the wharf and sent word that she was
looking for a bride for one of her boys. ÒAnyone interested
better get on down to the wharf right quick, you hear,
before theyÕre gone.Ó After the courting was done, sheÕd
throw the finest wedding party that town had ever seen,
and when it was time to head on upriver, sheÕd give the
new bride a purse full of gold coins.
ÒTake good care of this and my boy, honey,Ó sheÕd say
with a hug and a kiss. ÒTheyÕre both pretty dear.Ó
At every town, she did the same until by the time shegot to St. Louis, she was all alone.
Now, Annie had always wanted to treat herself to a
first class ticket on the Natchez Queen , the finest steamboat
that old river had ever seen. But she was flat broke. All
she had left were two pennies to her name, but they were
the lucky pennies she had bet against Bad Eye Billy, and
she knew a whole lot of their luck still remained.
ÒWell,Ó she laughed, smiling at the coins, Òwe been
here before, anÕ maybe weÕre gonna be here again, but
youÕre gonna win us a ride on the Natchez Queen , a
goinÕ first class.Ó
Word spread fast that Keelboat Annie was
for a game. There wasnÕt a gambling man in a
Louis who didnÕt want to test his luck and skill
hers. So by late morning the wharf was covegamblers eager for their chance. She beat them
after the other, and by sundown sheÕd filled a fe
so full of gold coins that she had to toss the little
dollar pieces away to make room for the big
dollar coins.
ÒWell, boys, thanks for the games,Ó she laugh
I can hear that steamboat whistle calling Ôall a
anÕ thatÕs just what IÕm gonna do.Ó
Those gambling men were so proud to have
a game against Annie Christmas (who caredlost!) that they paraded her down to the Natche
hooting and hollering all the way, but the cap
ornery man, was waiting on the first class ga
when they got there, blocking her way.
ÒYou ainÕt ridinÕ on this here steamboat,Ó he d
Òunless itÕs deck class. ThatÕs the way itÕs alwa
anÕ always gonna be for your kind. So donÕt go
no trouble. Go anÕ git yourself a place on those
cotton over there. And stay out of my way, see
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Annie wouldnÕt have any of that, and some of the
gambling men were ready to back her up too. Several
had drawn their pistols, and the whole bunch was itching
for a fight. So when the captain saw that the odds were
against him, he backed down, but not without cussing
the whole pack of them out and swearing revenge too.After ordering the deck hands to tie the Big River’s
Daughter to the stern so she could tow it behind, Annie
climbed up to her stateroom and settled herself in. It was
the finest room sheÕd ever seen Ð all velvet and satin and
gilded to the nines. It was a four-day trip from St. Louis
down to New Orleans, and she enjoyed every second of
it. Once or twice, itÕs true, the captain would ask the
sheriff from some little no-account town to come aboard
and try to drive her off, but she made short order of that
kind.When they were only a few hours out of New Orleans,
a big storm came up. The lightning slashed through the
night sky, and the rain beat down like it was NoahÕs
flood all over again. The river galloped and raged, full
of washed-away trees and all sorts of other dangerous
things, just waiting to snag the underside of a river boat
and sink her once and for all.
It got mighty slow going, and the captain wanted to
make up time, so he decided to take a new cut-off that
had formed across one of the twisty bends of t
He knew that it was taking a chance, but h
reckless man. As he was turning the Natchez Qu
the cut-off, Annie sensed what was going on an
up to the pilot house and burst through the doo
ÒWhat in tarnation you doinÕ?Ó she cried. ÒYto get us all drowned?Ó
ÒGit out of here, woman,Ó the captain
pointing a pistol at AnnieÕs heart.
Well, she knew better than to argue with
man with a gun, so she backed off. But once bac
rain-swept deck, looking out at the trees bobb
and sticking up out of the river, she knew, gu
gun, that, unless she did something, the Natch
was doomed. So she turned right around.
ÒYou turn this boat about!Ó she cried abroaring wind. ÒI know this river, and this cut
full of snags, weÕre lucky she ainÕt sinkinÕ alread
ÒYou git out!Ó the captain snarled. ÒI ainÕt h
slave girl tell me what to do!Ó And he fired a sh
it splintered the wood next to her head. She did
for that crazy man to pull the trigger again; she
gun out of his hand and tossed it overboard.
ÒNow, you turn this boat about or youÕre t
swim.Ó
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Just then the boat hit a snag. Annie was out the
door and down on the main deck in a lightning flash.
She fought her way back to the stern, praying all the
while that the Big River’s Daughter was still being towed
behind.
ÒPraise the Lord!Ó she cried when she saw that therope had held. Then taking that rope in both her mighty
hands she pulled her keelboat up along side the Natchez
Queen and bound it tight, bow and stern.
By now the Natchez Queen was starting to go down.
The captain threw open the door of the pilot house and,
shaking his fists like a madman, raved at the storm.
People poured out of their cabins, wild with fear and
screaming for their lives!
ÒStop your caterwauling,Ó Annie bellowed above the
roar of the wind, ÒanÕ git on board this here keelboat! Butdo it quick Õcause this steamboat, sheÕs goinÕ down!Ó
All the people swarmed off the Natchez Queen and
onto the Big River’s Daughter . The steamboatÕs crew
jumped on too, and the captain swore heÕd kill any man
that abandoned his ship, but they didnÕt listen to that.
Annie grabbed an ax and, with two mighty swings, cut
the keelboat loose. In an instant it was caught in the
powerful current and was rushing downstream.
Annie took hold of the two mighty oars that
could command and, bending her back against
of the whole Mississippi River, stroked with ev
she had. Waves smashed over the bow. Eve
around her, people were huddled together, cr
praying and screaming in the wind and the ra
with all the strength God had given her and all of
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John Henry was about three days old,
SittinÕ on his papaÕs knee.
He picked up a hammer and a little piece of s
Said, ÒHammerÕs gonna be the death of me, L
HammerÕs gonna be the death of me.Ó
John Henry, he could hammer,
He could whistle, he could sing.
Went to the mountÕn early in the morn
Just to hear his hammer ring, Lord, Lord.
Just to hear his hammer ring.
The captain said to John Henry,
ÒGonna bring that steam drill Õround.
Gonna bring that steam drill out on the job.
Gonna whop that steel on down, down, dow
Whop that steel on down.Ó
John Henry told his captain,
ÒA man ainÕt nothinÕ but a man,
But before I let your steam drill beat me dow
IÕd die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lor
IÕd die with a hammer in my hand.Ó
kind, she pushed on those oars once again, and the Big
River’s Daughter began to move upstream.
It took her all night to get free of that cut-off and get
into riverÕs main channel, but she did it. Then she let
go of the oars, ran back to the tiller and guided the Big
River Õs Daughter safely to the shore. Once sheÕd tied theboat fast and helped all the people to land, she looked
around at the Big River Õs Daughter one last time and sank
to the ground.
Folk say her great heart burst from the strain.
Her sons were summoned and, six to a side and each
with his wife beside him, they carried her jet black coffin
out to the bow of the Big River Õs Daughter . The keelboat
was then towed down to the mouth of the Mississippi
where it was set ablaze and given over to the riverÕs
mighty current and carried majestically out to sea.
John Henry
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John Henry hammered in the mountain.
His hammer was striking fire.
But he worked so hard, he broke his poor heart.
He laid down his hammer and he died, Lord, Lord.
He laid down his hammer and he died.John Henry had a little woman
And her name was Polly Ann.
She picked up his hammer, walked to the mountain.
Polly Ann drove steel like a man, Lord, Lord.
Polly Ann drove steel like a man.
They took John Henry to the graveyard
And buried him in the sand
And every train that comes roaring by
Says ÔThere lies a steel driving man, Lord, Lord.There lies a steel driving man.Õ
Well, every Monday morning
When the bluebirds begin to sing,
You can hear John Henry a mile or more,
You can hear John HenryÕs hammer ring, Lord, Lord.
You can hear John HenryÕs hammer ring.
– Traditional
Tall Tales
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The Coming of Davy Crockett
YÕall have heard of Davy Crockett, right? If not,
listen up. Now, some folk say the stories about him
ainÕt true. But let me tell you, those folk got it wrong,
not that IÕm calling them liars. TheyÕre probably just
ignorant or maybe jealous. You can look him up, and
you can see when he was born and when he died.You canÕt get more real than that. But if you look him
up in one of them encyclopedias, you know, them big
books that say most everything about everything,
youÕll find they left out a whole bunch of stuff. But
donÕt you worry none; IÕll set it all down.
LetÕs start with how Davy came into this world.
HereÕs how it happened. A comet once shot out of
the sky and hit a mountain top in Tennessee. Folks
that was watching says a baby boy tumbled off that
there comet and landed on his feet. He was holding abolt of lightning (heÕd grabbed it from a thunderstorm
while coming down) in his right hand and a fist full
of thunder in his left. Folks that saw it says he was
aÕraring to go. That was how Davy Crockett came
into this world.
Davy walked down that mountain side and
began to holler, ÒI can slide down the slippery end
of the rainbow! IÕm half horse, half alligator and
half snapping turtle. And I can outrun, outlick and
outholler any ring-tailed howler east of the Mi
River, and that counts for anything in Texas
Now, there donÕt seem to be nothing od
that, if you ask me. Except maybe the pa
his landing on his feet, but all his talk doesn
me any trouble. I know of lots of folk that waÕraring to go, so anyone with a lick of sense
the rest of itÕs true too.
When Davy was a baby, his cradle was
of a six-hundred pound snapping turtle, and
eat so much bear meat and drink so much
milk that he could lick twice his weight in w
with one hand tied behind his back. Some f
the part about one hand behind his back ai
but theyÕre wrong.
Why? Listen up; hereÕs the evidence if yto get picky about it. I met a fella once who
knew a fella whose second cousinÕs neighbor
from someone who knew someone who was
in a cabin nearby when it happened.
By the time Davy was eight years old, he
close to two hundred pounds, and thatÕs
shoes off, his belly empty and his feet dry.
shouldnÕt he be able to run like a fox, swim
eel, and scream like a panther? You tell me. A
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Davy himself wrote all that stuff down in a magazine,
and I seen that magazine once, so I know itÕs true.
Now sure, I admit that Davy liked to brag a bit.
But why shouldnÕt a fellow be allowed to brag a bit,
especially one who could lick six wildcats, four grizzly
bears and one squirrel, and all in his sleep. Admit it,youÕd brag too if you could even whip a mosquito in
your sleep, and thatÕs nothing compared to what Davy
done. Sure, IÕll grant you, he might have stretched
that part about the squirrel a bit.
But hereÕs a story thatÕll set your mind at ease.
One time Davy was stuck in a thunderstorm out in
the middle of the woods. He had been hiking all day
at about ten miles a minute and was mighty hungry,
so he tore up a hickory tree and chomped it down,
roots and all, just to quiet his belly. Then he beganlooking for something a little more filling to eat. Just
as he was pushing some trees out of his way, he sees
two eyes, burning like coals and looking right into
his.
ÒWell, hello there,Ó says Davy. ÒIÕm Davy Crockett,
and IÕm real hungry, so how about you and me seeinÕ
who eats who for dinner?Ó
Just then a bolt of lighting cracked open the sky
and Davy finds himself eyeball to eyeball with the
biggest, baddest, hungriest panther a huma
has ever laid eyes on. That varmint was c
down, ready to spring, and all around him wa
and skulls piled up like a pumpkin patch at Ha
Davy knew him at once; it was Big Eater.
Before Davy could beg his pardon and bof there, the panther let tear a scream that m
thunder and lighting turn tail, leaving the
hanging above the ground, not knowing wh
to go. Now, DavyÕs as peace-loving as
the next fella and wouldÕve been
happy enough to leave Big Eater
there on that pile of bones,
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but Big Eater, he just let tear another scream that
was so loud it made the rain go dry.
I donÕt know about you, but if I was in such a fix IÕd
have a pretty hard time coming up with something
smart to say. But Davy, he had no trouble, no siree,
no trouble at all. He looked that panther right inthe eye and asked, all polite and all, ÒWant to sing a
duet?Ó
But Big Eater, he just screamed again, and this
time the sunshine tried to hide behind the thunder
and lightning. Why, the sun ran backwards so fast
that when the scream began it was Friday but by
the time it was over it was Wednesday of the week
before. Naturally, all that time gave Davy time to
come up with something smart to say.
ÒIÕm gettinÕ mighty serious now,Ó warned Davy,but Big Eater didnÕt know much English, so he just
kept glaring at Davy, his eyes blazing and his tongue
licking his chops.
Now, it didnÕt look good for talking this trouble
away, so Davy crouched down and got to grinding
his teeth too. He was grinding his teeth so loud that
it sounded like a thousand horsepower saw mill
chewing through a mess of trees. Then Davy got to
growling his growl. He was growling so loud that it
sounded like ten thousand boulders rolling
mountainside and then rolling back up, bang
each other a bit before deciding to roll bac
again.
So there they crouched Ð Davy and Big
grinding and growling like there was no tomAnd all the time the rain was pouring up into
pulling all the water with it and making th
place dry as a desert. Then with a final g
growl, they was at each other, rassÕling for
dinner.
Just as Big Eater was turning Davy into s
and meat balls, Davy gives him a one-tw
right under the jaw that sent him flying b
onto the ground. Then Davy was on him. H
to twist and squeeze that panther so hard thblack got squeezed clean out of his fur, and t
varmint turned milk white. This was too m
Big Eater! He cried uncle (only English word
except grrrr ), and Davy let him go.
ÒLook, Big Eater,Ó says Davy, ÒI ainÕt aÕgo
a good olÕ boy like you, but I sure ainÕt aÕgon
you here in these woods to get yÕself more
skulls and bones. IÕm a-takinÕ you home with
aÕgonna learn you some manners.Ó
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So Davy led Big Eater out of the forest and back
to his cabin. There he learned him all kinds of stuff
that came in handy. He learned Big Eater how to
sit in church and fold his paws and sing tenor in the
choir. He also learned him how to plow a garden
with his claws, and best of all, he learned him how
to light the fire at night just by glaring at it with his
glowing eyes.
From then on they were the best of friends, and
when Davy ran for Congress, he rode Big Eater all
the way to Washington, D.C., where that panther
helped him get them big city congressmen to vote
the way Davy thought they should.
Now I read all this in DavyÕs book, and a lot more
too. If you want, IÕll tell you some more. But first I
has to tell you all about a certain gal who also camefrom them there parts.
Now out in the wild country of Kentuck
was this husband and wife who had eight
when the wife was aÕfixinÕ to have anoth
them boys was planning on a male child. T
thereÕd be enough boys for a baseball team
having to walk the twenty miles through th
and swamps to find some neighbor boy wh
come out and play.
But the baby was born a girl child.
As soon as she came into the world and
around, she let loose a holler as loud and
a steamboat whistle. She could talk too.
what she said: ÒHowdy! IÕm Sally Ann Thun
Whirlwind. You must be my ma! Glad tÕm
Got sumpÕtin tÕeat?Ó
ÒWell, IÕll be!Ó cried her pa. ÒThe girl ctalk!Ó
ÒI sure can,Ó she hollered. ÒI can outtalk,
outscream, outswim, and outrun any baby
girl, in all of Kentucky, and you might as we
in Texas and Tennessee too!Ó
ÒBut sheÕs a girl!Ó cried her brothers.
ÒI sure am. Got somethinÕ agin it?Ó
And she jumped right down out of her ma
strode over to her eight brothers and looke
one by one, right in the eye.
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ÒWanna race?Ó she asked.
ÒShe couldnÕt outrun a stone,Ó jeered one boy.
ÒWell, IÕm ready to try! IÕll race you to the top of
that there mountain anÕ back again anÕ beat you fÕsure.
On your mark, get set, go!Ó
And she was off Ð up that there mountain and back
down again before even one of her brothers could raise
his foot off the starting line.
ÒBut I bet she canÕt swim,Ó muttered another.
ÒWell, IÕm ready to try!Ó
And before another word was said sheÕd run across
the field and jumped into the river and was splashing
up the water like a steamboatÕs paddlewheel. Everyone
ran after, of course. But when they got to the river, she
was nowhere to be found.
ÒShe done drowned,Ó said one of the brothers.ÒThatÕs what she done; she done drowned.Ó
But Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind hadnÕt
drowned. No, siree! She was fishing with the otters.
Sure enough was. She shot right up out of the water,
juggling eleven trout, one for each member of her
family. Why, she juggled them fish like she had been
raised in a circus.
ÒGrease the fryinÕ pan!Ó she cried. ÒMy bellyÕs a-
growlinÕ for these here fish to be aÕfryinÕ!Ó
Word got around, and folks came from mil
to see Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind. On
even set out from Paris, France, to see her, but
a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in Chin
he bought an American-talking cow from a be
Now Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind di
of amazing things.
When she was one year old, she won the K
Derby, but the horses claimed it wasnÕt fair and w
run any more unless she gave back the crown
think that was very nice of them. After all she
two legs and each one of them had four.
Then when she was four she beat the state ch
arm-rassÕler, but he too claimed it wasnÕt fair
sheÕd sat on a box on the seat of her chair.
And then when she was seven, she beat champion tug-of-war team. There was two
and twenty-four of them on that team Ð all bee
But she snapped that rope like a whip, and tho
flipped up into the air and didnÕt come bac
to earth until they heard the supper bell ring
afternoon.
She also won a grinning contest once aga
sun, but the sun said it would stop shining if S
Thunder Ann Whirlwind got the reward, so sh
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sun have it. After all, what did she care; she knew
sheÕd beat it fair and square.
And when her eighth birthday came around, she
wouldnÕt have any part of candles or cake. She just
threw open the cabin door and declared, ÒIÕm off to
the frontier! See yÕall around.Ó
For several years, she lived with the wild varmints
out in the forest. She learned how to hunt like a wolf
and how to chew down trees like a beaver. She loved
the wilderness, but winter she found a bit hard.
One night she crawled into a bear den to ge
Cuddled up close to a big warm grizzly bear
asleep, but that varmint woke up, and, findi
he took for his breakfast lying in his arms, he
wide his jaws and roared.
She jumped up and flashed that grizzly b
a grin that it blinded him. He fell over as if
bolt of lighting and rolled away from her as f
could, rolling right across the razor-sharp ici
stuck out all over the place. Those icicles
him from head to toe. Then when he saw
was stark naked in front of a girl, he scram
of there as fast as he could.
ÒThat sure was a mighty close shave for
us,Ó Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind lau
she picked up her new bearskin coat. She wherself up real good in it and set out to see so
of the world.
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Davy Meets Mike Fink
YÕall heard of the Mississippi River, I hope. ItÕs
one mighty big river and was dug by a fellow called
Paul Bunyan who needed to . . . , but you can read
all about that later on. The Mississippi River is so
wide that if a stone tries to skip across it, the stone
has to stop about mid-stream, catch its breath and
tread water for a while before going on. And even
then about only half the stones make it across, unless
Davy Crockett or maybe George Washington threw
them.
One day Davy was strolling along the Mississippi
River when he saw a keelboat out about mid-stream.
IÕll save you the time of looking up or remembering
what a keelboat is. TheyÕre big flat bottom rafts that
have long sweeping oars; they were real popular
back then. Now, a keelboat usually can only floatdownstream, but this here keelboat was going up
stream. Without oars! And fast too! Faster than two
steamboats trying to win a race! That didnÕt seem
right, so Davy dove in and swam out to get a look-
see.
When he got up close he saw a red-headed fella
just downstream of the boat, and he was pushing the
keelboat upstream with his head. The fella would
take a big gulp of air and then stroke the water like
he was beating eggs. The keelboat would then
few miles upstream and the fella would lift his r
out of the water and take another gulp of air
stroking a bit more. DavyÕd never seen anythin
so he swam up along side.
ÒHello there. If you donÕt mind my saying so
said, all polite, Òbut that keelboatÕs aÕgonna r
downstream as soon as it hits some fast water
The fella gave the keelboat a good hard pus
to get himself some room and looked Davy sq
the eye.
ÒOh, you donÕt know beans from bucksh
cock-a-doodle-do,Ó the red-headed fella shot ba
Now, Davy hadnÕt been in a scrape in over
so he was itching to get something going.
ÒWell!Ó exclaimed Davy. ÒI donÕt care a Johnabout you either. IÕll whup you right here.Ó
ÒYou anÕ what army of devils?Ó laughed
headed fella. ÒWhy donÕt we just hop up on t
keelboat anÕ settle this right here anÕ now?Ó
Nothing could have pleased either of them
so they pulled themselves up onto the keelbo
started circling each other like a bull and
getting ready to dance.
Davy brought his knuckles together like
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bolts and sparks flew out and set the deck on fire.
The red-headed fella just laughed at that, spit out the
fire and let loose a bellow that blew all the leaves off
the trees on both sides of the river.
Davy, he just laughed back at that and began
flapping his arms and cock-a-doodle-doing like a
rooster. He cock-a-doodle-dooed so loud that the sun
thought it was dawn and skedaddled over the horizon
and rose a second time. The red-headed fella found
that so lame that he almost fell down laughing. But
to show who was boss, he curved his neck, stomped
his feet and neighed like a horse.
ÒOoh! IÕm scared!Ó laughed Davy, and he thumped
his fists against his chest and roared like a gorilla.
The red-headed fella lowered his head, scratched his
feet across the deck and bellowed like a bull. ThenDavy arched his back, bared his teeth and screamed
like a panther.
The two of them kept this up for while Ð flapping
and cock-a-doodle-doing, stomping and neighing,
thumping and roaring, and bellowing and screaming,
all the while circling each other until they were plumb
worn out and fell down on the deck.
After a while Davy propped himself up on one
elbow and said, ÒI donÕt know about you, stranger,
but that felt mighty good.Ó
ÒIÕm feelinÕ pretty good myself,Ó said
headed fella.
ÒBy the way,Ó said Davy, reaching out h
Òwe ainÕt never been formally introduced. My
Crockett, Davy Crockett.Ó
ÒMineÕs Fink, Mike Fink. Mighty glad to m
at last.Ó
ÒSame here,Ó said Davy. ÒYouÕre almost a
as me in these here parts.Ó
At those bragging words, Mike Fink sp
his feet, clenched his fists and began circlin
all over again. But Davy, he just rolled over
back and, cradling his head in his hands, st
laugh. He laughed and laughed and laughed
bit, all Mike Fink could do was start to laugh
He could laugh just as good as Davy, and hgoing to be out-laughed.
Why, those two tried to out-laugh each
hard that they didnÕt stop laughing until the
off that keelboat and had to swim for shor
careful to turn that into a contest too.
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Sally Ann Saves Davy s Life
One day Davy was out hunting bear with his bare
hands and he got so tuckered out that he lay down
to take a snooze. Well, somehow, donÕt ask me, he
got his head stuck in the crotch of tree while he was
snoozing. That tree was one of those fast growing
kind. You know, the kind they use to make wheels
for racing buggies out of. So by the time Davy woke,
he was stuck so tight that there was no way he was
going to get himself loose.
Well, Davy roared and hollered and bellowed so
loud that the leaves shook off the trees. He bellowed
and hollered and roared so much that a hurricane
that was nearby came over to learn how to make as
much noise. The hurricane was so impressed that it
called its friend the tornado over, and both of them
whirled around Davy, listening and picking up tips
for awhile, before heading off to try out what theyÕd
learned.
It was looking mighty bad for Davy, what with the
tree squeezing his head and all and the rain left over
from the hurricane dripping onto his face. Then to
make matters worse, a pair of eagles flew down and
started plucking the hair out of his head. They needed
it for making their nest, and they wouldnÕt let him be,
no matter how much he hollered and howled.
Just as Davy was about to give himself up fo
he heard a girlÕs voice ask, ÒWhatÕs the matter,
Get attacked by a tree?Ó
Davy looked over and saw the finest little
ever seen coming out of the woods. She was a
hickory sapling and had arms as thick and stro
mast of a ship. She was wearing a grizzly bear
most amazing of all, a hornetsÕ nest for a hat.
“ My, ain’t she something !” Davy thought. So he
to get her look-see, ÒIÕd be much obliged, sweetie
Ò. . . DonÕt you call me Ôsweetie.Õ Ó
ÒBeg your pardon, maÕam, but if you could
birds out of my hair anÕ my head free, IÕd be muc
Do it for me anÕ IÕll git you a pretty little comb.Ó
ÒI donÕt want no comb from you nor any oth
she said. ÒI can rake mÕ hair well enuf with mÕ fneeds to. But seeinÕ what a fix youÕve got your
help you out.Ó
First she tried to shoo the eagles away,
wouldnÕt have none of that. Fought back like de
all, they had a nest to build. So she let loose
that could turn sugar into salt. It was so po
balded those eagles, knocked the feathers clean
heads, and they became as tame as a pair of do
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ÒMy!Ó Davy exclaimed, Òyou got some voice there.Ó
ÒSure do,Ó she boasted. ÒI ainÕt like some of them
dainty woman folk who canÕt raise their voice higher
than their nose. I can outscream a panther anÕ outroar
a bear. Why, I can jump over my own shadow, anÕ I
can outrun a bolt of greased lightning, anÕ I can pull a
steamboat off a sand bar with one hand.Ó
ÒMy, she sure can brag,Ó Davy thought. HeÕd never seen
anything like her, but just then she done something that
made even him surprised. She shook out the sack she
was carrying, and a dozen of the biggest rattlesnakes he
ever had seen fell out, hissing and rattling and spitting,
onto the ground.
ÒYes, siree!Ó she went on as she tied them rattlesnakes
together into a rope and looped one end of it around
a branch of the tree, ÒI can outgrin, outrun, outsnort,
outhowl, outlift, outsneeze, outsleep, outtalk any varmint
between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, anÕ that counts
for any critter liv inÕ in Texas too.Ó
Then with one hand she gave that snake rope a mighty
tug and with the other pulled Davy free. Well, he tried
to stand up, being that was the polite thing to do in the
company of a lady. But as soon as he got half way to
his feet, his head he became so dizzy that he plumb fell
down.
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ÒAll tuckered out?Ó she asked, bending over him for
a closer look. My, he was the handsomest man sheÕd
ever seen. Pretty strong looking, too, even if given to
fainting when he got a little scratch on his head. But
he would do. Good men were hard to find, and sheÕd
been looking for one for awhile. So she picked him up
and tossed him into a nearby creek to bring him to.
ItÕd clean him up too; he smelt awful bad.
While Davy was coming to, she thought she ought
to pretty herself up a bit, so she grabbed a stick and
stirred up her hornetÕs nest hat a bit. All that buzzing
gave her style. Then she caught a skunk that was
slipping by in the woods and sprayed herself with it.
Nothing better, not even French perfume. She was
getting ready to smear her lips with some bear grease
when Davy sputtered awake and stood up.
ÒThankee, maÕam,Ó he said. ÒMy nameÕs Davy,
Davy Crockett. WhatÕs yourn?Ó
ÒSally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind, but if you
watch your manners, you can call me Sally Ann for
short.Ó
Well, from then on Davy was crazy in love with
Sally Ann. He couldnÕt stop thinking about her from
morning until night. He even went around and asked
all the folks he knew what they knew about her.
ÒOh! She can dance a rock to pieces an
panther bareback!Ó
ÒI seen her crack a walnut with her front t
ÒI heard she once crossed the Mississippi
her right foot, using her apron for a sail and
foot for a rudder.Ó
ÒSheÕs mighty funny,Ó said another, Ò
laugh the bark off a pine tree.Ó
ÒShe likes to whistle,Ó the preacher said.
saw her whistle out of one side of her mou
she ate with the other and grinning with the
part too.Ó
Well, that was all Davy had to hear. H
was bursting with love. If Sally Ann Thun
Whirlwind could do even half that stuff, he w
to ask her to be his bride.
Mike Fink Gets His
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Now, after Davy had ridden Big Eater to Washington,
Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind was left all alone. Just
her and their baby Hardstone. Davy asked her to come
to Washington, D.C., with him, but she said it wasnÕt
right to take a child to a place like that.
One day she was in their cabin churning butter when
Great King Bear of the Mud Forest paid her a call. In
truth, King Bear wasnÕt much interested in Sally Ann; it
was really the smoked hams sheÕd just finished putting
up. Well, before that bear could finish saying Òeenie
meenie miney moÓ Sally Ann grabbed a warm, honey
biscuit and stuffed it in his mouth and was showing him
the door.
That biscuit tasted so good that Great King Bear
thought maybe Sally Ann would be just as tasty, so he
spun around and grabbed her in the most fearsome bear
hug sheÕd ever felt. Well, thereÕs not much anybody can
do at a time like that, but Sally Ann, she wasnÕt anybody.
She looked Great King Bear in the eye and said, ÒWould
you like to dance?Ó
Now, everybody knows that no bear can resist an
invite to dance, so Great King Bear forgot all about eating
Sally Ann and said, ÒMuch obliged.Ó He bowed real low,
just like a gentlemanÕs supposed to do, put his left paw
on Sally AnnÕs hip and took her left hand in his right paw.
Sally nodded her head and began to sing.
Buffalo gals, won Õt you come out tonight?
Come out tonight, Come out tonight?
Buffalo gals, won Õt you come out tonight,
And dance by the light of the moon?
Those two danced like there was no tomorrokicked up their heels, whooped and hollered, an
each other so high that for a while they were
upside down on the ceiling. But even though th
having so much fun, Sally Ann didnÕt forget
chores to do. That butter still needed churning
tied a string to the bearÕs tail, and that old fell
even notice that he was churning a whole tub o
as they danced around the room.
When the dance was over Great King Bear bo
again.ÒThankee kindly, maÕam,Ó he said.
She thanked him too, and then when he wa
out in the yard, she tossed him another bisc
bolted the door.
When folks got wind of this story, they could
telling it. Just hearing it made some folks brag.
alligators down in the swamps heard about it, b
made them mighty sore, being the jealous sort.
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ÒThat womanÕs gone too far,Ó said Boss Gator. ÒShe
gotta git taught a lesson, or us big animals will be the
laughinÕ stock of these here parts.Ó
So that night Boss Gator led a gang of bull gators
up to Sally AnnÕs cabin. Boy! They wouldnÕt have
gone there if they knew what they were in for. At first,
things went their way. They busted up her barn some
and chewed down her fences and roared out all sorts of
nasty things.
There was so many of them that Sally Ann figured it
would be best to stay indoors. But when they climbed up
on her roof and started dancing around so loud that she
was afraid theyÕd wake baby Hardstone up, sheÕd had
enough! She threw open the door and planted herself
smack dab in the middle of her yard.
First, she flashed them her mightiest, lightning flash
grin, but they just snickered. Then she let out her world-
famous scream, but they just roared back at her, slapped
their tails and snapped their jaws. They were having a
grand old time!
ÒWahh! Wahh! Wahh!Ó cried Hardstone, waking up.
ÒNow youÕve done gone too far!Ó she hollered. Man,
was she one angry mama!
If those gators had a lick of sense between them, theyÕd
have hightailed it out of there right then and there, but
they didnÕt have that kind of sense.
Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind started
herself around, faster and faster and faster until
spun for herself her own tornado.
ÒSic Õem!Ó she cried to the tornado, and it su
all those gators and spun them so far away t
over in England said it stopped raining cats a
and rained gators instead for a good week and a
When Boss Gator got back from England,
right to Mike Fink and told him what DavyÕs w
done. Mike was mighty upset. Boss Gator
around those parts. It wouldnÕt do to have some
putting on airs like that. One thing might lea
next, and pretty soon some woman would wa
president. Something had to be done.
ÒBoss Gator,Ó Mike asked, Òyou got any ga
you ainÕt usinÕ? IÕm lookinÕ fÕsomething in qu
extra large, not too tight in tÕshoulder, you hear
ÒWhat you got in mind, Mikey?Ó
ÒIÕm gonna pay that gal a visit.Ó
ÒYou look out; sheÕs a handful,Ó Boss Gator
ÒYou wonÕt see me messinÕ round with her no m
But Mike Fink wouldnÕt listen. He had Boss G
him up in the orneriest looking gator suit he ha
Mike got to practicing. He slapped his tail on th
so hard that the tops popped off fifty mounta
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steam blew out. Then he snapped his jaws a few times.
He liked that. So he set out looking for something to try
them on and found himself a thundercloud. He bit that
thundercloud right in half, lightning and all. Then he let
out a roar so loud he scared himself so bad that he didnÕt
come out of hiding until Boss Gator caught the roar and
made it apologize. Now he was ready to pay Sally Ann
Thunder Ann Whirlwind a call.
She was picking berries out in the swamp with little
Hardstone when Mike Fink found her. SheÕd already
picked four hundred bushels, but Hardstone had eaten
five hundred and fifty, so she needed to pick some more
to make up for the ones she didnÕt have.
Now, Mike just figured heÕd give her a scare, nothing
bad, just scare the nail polish of her toes. ThatÕs all. He
crept up on his belly and was soon as close to her as a
mosquitoÕs stinger is wide. When he figured he was close
enough to give her a good scare, he jumped and let out
his best roar. But you see, he hadnÕt counted on baby
Hardstone starting to howl. And howl that child did.
No sooner was the first ÒWahh!Ó out of his mouth
than Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind grabbed Mike
by the tail of his gator suit and started to swing him
around. She swung him so hard that the zipper on that
suit busted opened and he went flying out. He flew over
a nearby mountain and landed in the middle o
splashing it dry. Then just as he was picking him
all that water came raining back down and d
him to the bone.
ÒGood thing nobody saw that,Ó he thought.
sooner had he thought that than he heard callin
the last voice on earth he wanted to hear, excep
Sally AnnÕs.
ÒWhatÕs up, Mikey?Ó
Standing there on the dry land was Davy
with Big Eater; they were grinning like politician
barbeque and kissing babies on the Fourth of Ju
ÒI thought yÕall was in Washington,Ó said Mi
spit out a frog.
ÒWe was,Ó said Davy, Òbut thatÕs a rough to
decided tÕcome back tÕTennessee anÕ git me som
anÕ quiet. You didnÕt happen tÕsee my wife, S
Thunder Ann Whirlwind around?Ó
Mike Fink spat out another frog.
ÒI canÕt say I have, Davy. CanÕt say I have.Ó
Well, Davy just laughed at that. He could
handiwork of Sally Ann as clear as he could see
in the sky.
Saving the World from Freezing to Death
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You know how cold it can be some winter mornings,
especially up on a mountainside. Well, one night it got
so cold that the sun stuck between two frozen clouds and
couldnÕt get up into the sky. Now Sally Ann wouldnÕt
have noticed how cold it was except sheÕd let the chickens
sleep in the cabin that night.
During the night the candle flames froze on their wicks
and fell right off, and the chickens, seeing the bright
yellow flames lying on the floor, took them for kernels of
corn and ate them. The flames then thawed inside their
bellies and roasted those chickens whole.
It was the smell of roasted chicken that woke Sally
Ann up. At first she was stumped; them chickens had
been cackling and squawking when sheÕd gone to bed.
But then she picked up a frozen flame that the chickens
hadnÕt got and when it thawed as she held it, she figured
out how cold it must have been.
Now as soon as Davy smelled that roasted chicken he
too jumped out of bed. But the moment his bare feet hit
the cold floor, he got to hollering and cussing like youÕd
never want to hear. It was still so cold that as soon as a
cuss come out of his mouth, it froze in the air and fell to
the floor. They were pretty sharp cusses, so when Davy
stepped on one with his bare feet, he fell to cussing and
hollering even more.
Sally Ann was mighty offended and neede
a corn shovel to clean them cusses up. Davy w
embarrassed and wanted Sally Ann to toss the
fire so no one else would ever hear them and th
him. But she hid them away instead, saying the
in mighty handy ifÕin Davy ever got out of line.
After eating his roasted chicken Davy went t
chores. But as soon as he got outside, his shad
to his boot heel and almost tripped him. He kn
that something was right strange about this da
wasnÕt just the cold. It was still too dark. So he
up on to the barn roof and looked around.
Just as he suspected: the sun was stuck! O
sunbeams had made it over the horizon, and th
cranking and shaking as they tried to turn the
into the sky. One beam was stuck up against a b
cloud, and another one was pushing against a
mountain.
ÒDang!Ó Davy cried. ÒWe better do someth
quick, or the earthÕs a goner. Sally Ann Thun
Whirlwind!Ó he hollered as he jumped back dow
sunÕs gone anÕ git itself stuck anÕ kainÕt git free!Ó
Sally Ann she knew what to do. She grab
grizzly bear skin coat, tossed Davy a barrel
grease, and was out the door before Davy said
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word. Davy had to take two steps for every one of hers,
and it wasnÕt long before they were standing at the tip
of that sunbeam that was stuck against the mountain
side.
Lickity-split, Sally Ann Thunder Ann Whirlwind ran
up that sunbeam. She tossed her bear skin coat over the
sunÕs shoulders and started rubbing the sunbeams likethey were a freezing childÕs hands.
ÒDavy, you grease up that there cloud!Ó she hollered.
Davy, he scooted out to the end of the sunbeam that
was stuck against the snow cloud. And when he got to
its very tip, he started greasing up that cloud so good it
became as slick as a griddle at a pancake social.
Pretty soon, Sally Ann hollered, ÒSheÕs aÕstartinÕ
tÕthaw!Ó and she snatched her bear skin off the sunÕs
shoulders, tossed it down on the sunbeam and slid on it
back to earth.
Davy didnÕt have time for nothing so fancy. His
sunbeam had already slipped free. He had to jump. But
the back of his britches got caught on a point of sunlight,
and it looked like he was going to be goner and get
himself carried all the way up to Heaven before his time.
But lucky for him, the tip of that sunbeam snapped off.
He fell down to earth, landing right in Sally AnnÕs arms.
ÒThat was mighty dang close, Davy,Ó she said putting
him down. ÒYou be more careful next time.Ó
ÒAh, shucks,Ó he laughed. ÒThat ainÕt n
ever tell you about that friend of mine out
named Pecos Bill?Ó
ÒDonÕt think you have.Ó
ÒWorse things happened to him by far. Le
my pipe first, anÕ IÕll tell you all about that bo
ÒDavy,Ó Sally Ann smiled. ÒHow you go
your pipe without any fire or flint?Ó
ÒNo problem, maÕam,Ó Davy smiled. ÒI g
chip of
stuck he
britchesÕ
anÕ I reak
do jusÕ fin
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Pa was right upset.
ÒRound up the youngÕuns, Ma!Ó he cried as he
burst through the cabin door. ÒWeÕre a-moving on!
Just heard a familyÕs putting down stakes fifty miles
from here. East Texas is getting a-too crowded for
the likes of me. WeÕre heading west!Ó
So Ma rounded up the sixteen youngÕuns andtossed them into the wagon, and they set out for
West Texas, for the Rio Grande country where Pa had
heard you could look around for a hundred miles and
never see another soul.
That wagon was packed so tight that the youngÕuns
had to take turns sticking their heads out the sides
to get a gulp of air. So there was plenty of arguing
about whose turn it was to breathe next. Naturally,
Ma did her best to keep them youngÕuns from ripping
each other to shreds, but with helping Pa keep to the
trail, feeding the babies, and cooking the grub, she
had her hands full and sometimes came up short.
One afternoon as they were coming down the trail
towards the Pecos River, one of the wagonÕs wheels
hit a rock so big that everybody got shook around
like beans in a rattle. PaÕs hat bounced off his head
and landed on a cactus where it let out a yelp Ð the
hat, that is Ð and jumped back onto PaÕs head. MaÕs
boots flew clear off her feet and danced of
the desert for about a mile or so before gett
and rejoining her feet when the wagon p
alongside. And little Bill Ð he was the fifth f
youngest Ð he just popped right out of the
and landed Ð keplunk! Ð on a sage bush.
Nobody saw Bill pop out, so naturally, tkept rolling along on down to the river and
Now, donÕt you go blaming those poor
leaving little Bill behind. Why, he was al
years old and knew well enough how to ho
wanted something. What, with seven brot
eight sisters he had gotten plenty of learning
regard.
And besides, he was tough. He was so to
he teethed himself on a horseshoe. Ma tried t
him with a hunk of oak, but he just tossed th
thing away and took up gnawing on the ho
instead. Then when he got to crawling aro
getting in trouble, Ma tried putting him in
they used for the hog, but little Bill just buste
that easily enough. Then Ma tried tying hi
cabin porch with about a half dozen mule ha
but he just pulled the porch down and dragge
the kitchen and knocked over the pot of m
was cooking on the stove.
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So she was desperate. She didnÕt want him hurting
himself, but she didnÕt want him busting down the
house either. So she tied him to a hill with some
barbed wire, but little Bill just pulled the hill into the
front yard and snapped the barb wire in two. He used
the pieces to clean some food from out between his
teeth, which was a mighty good idea. In fact, whenfolks heard about it somebody got the idea to sell it.
But they didnÕt use wire; it was too expensive. They
used string instead, called it dental toss, I heard. So
you see, little Bill was mighty able to take care of
himself.
Now when Bill landed Ð keplunk! Ð in that sage
bush, he just lay there. He enjoyed being alone. That
was something he had never felt before. If you had
fifteen brothers and sisters, wouldnÕt you feel the
same? So Bill figured he better get as much of that
aloneness as he could while he had the chance. After
all, theyÕd soon enough come back and fetch him.
So as the wagon lumbered up out of the river
bed and disappeared onto the vast, flat desert plain,
little Bill lay there and enjoyed the buzzing of some
flies and watched a hawk circle high overhead in the
bright blue sky. Then when he got tired of that, he
hopped down and started looking around.
Come sunset, Pa stopped the wagon to ma
and Ma began cooking up some mush for su
wasnÕt until she was dishing out the mush
noticed someone hadnÕt taken a plate.
ÒNow lookey here, which one of you is eat
out of the cook pot with your paws?Ó she dem
ÒYÕall know I donÕt take to that. I ainÕt havof my youngÕuns eating like a dog. So whoe
best get on over here anÕ take a plate like a
critter.Ó
Pa and all the youngÕuns just lifted up the
as if to say, ÒAinÕt me, Ma.Ó
ÒWell then,Ó said Ma, Òwhy we got a
plate?Ó
And it was right then that they realized
was gone. Without even breaking camp, they
back over the trail. But by the time they go
the Pecos River, it was so pitch black you
see the light of a lantern unless you took a
lantern and shone its light on the light of f
So naturally, they didnÕt know where th
until they hit that bump a second time and
bounced out into the dark.
ÒBill! Bill! Bill!Ó they all shouted. But ther
any answer, unless you counted the distant, lo
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yip-yapping of a coyote pack, calling to each other
out in the darkness of the vast and lonesome desert
plain.
It was then they realized that calling for Bill was
no use. He was gone. And one by one, the children
started crying, until pretty soon the whole family
was crying and hugging each other over their loss.ÒGuess BillÕs a goner,Ó wept Ma. ÒI just hate
thinkinÕ some critter got him.Ó
Now she was right about a critter having gotten
Bill, but she was downright wrong about his being
a goner. Nothing could be further from the truth.
After Bill had gotten tired of watching th
circling up in the clear blue sky, he started mi
family Ð noise and all Ð so be began walking d
river bed. He was looking for a place to wad
That way, he figured, he could follow the wago
But finding a place where he could cross wa
easy for someone his size, and he ended up wa
miles. At last, he became so tired that he lay
the shade of a cactus and fell asleep.
When he awoke it was so dark that he cou
his hand, but he sure could feel something up
his face. Whatever it was it was sniffing him
down. And one thing for sure, it wasnÕt Ma. S
sniff. The critter was sniffing like a dog. After
critter let out a couple of short, sharp yips, a
were answered by a couple of other short, sh
yaps from far off in the lonesome darkness.
Little Bill had been found by a pack of coyo
the critter sniffing him was no other than thei
Se–or Grandee, the wisest coyote of all. There w
one thing little Bill knew how to do at a time
he reached out his hand and babbled, ÒGood d
Now, Se–or Grandee could tell that this cri
no ordinary human pup. Any other human pu
have either started to cry like a thunderstorm
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to run away as fast as it could. Nor did this human
pup act like Grandee was an enemy. No, this human
pup was different. He acted as if he wanted to be
friends.
By now the other members of the coyote pack had
formed a circle around Se–or Grandee and little Bill.
None of them had ever been this close to a humancritter before, so they were all acting real careful.
After a bit, Se–or Grandee signaled to the other
coyotes that they needed to have a pack meeting, so
they trotted off into the dark to talk.
A few yip-yapped that he was an enemy and needed
to be treated like an enemy before he got bigger and
tried to hurt one of them. Others wanted to simply
leave him alone and get back to their hunting. But
Se–or Grandee saw things differently.
ÒThis human pup is special,Ó Se–or Grandee began.
ÒIÕve never sniffed a completely good human critter
before, but this oneÕs so much like a coyote that I say
we raise him as our own. IÕve never seen why our
cousins the wolves can raise human pups and we
canÕt. From now on heÕs one of us.Ó
So that was how Bill joined the coyote pack.
Se–or Grandee himself taught Bill the ways of the
pack. This pup was too special to leave in the care
of just any coyote; and besides, humans gre
slower than coyotes, and it would take many
to teach this pup all he needed to know to liv
the wild.
First, Se–or Grandee taught Bill to alway
the truth and never act dishonestly. To
dishonestly could put the pack in danger anmean instant death for the member who did
Bill had learned honesty, Se–or Grandee tau
what was good and what was bad. Then h
Bill how to dig for roots and pick berries an
important of all, how to find sweet water fa
the burning desert wastelands.
Once Bill had learned how to stay aliv
Grandee taught him how to run and le
distances and how to spin and twirl his bod
ran so that nothing, not even a human critte
gun, would be able to follow his movements
Next he taught Bill how to hunt with th
how to wait quietly at his station in the chas
was his turn to take the lead. And he also tau
how to hold his place in the circle of the pac
to duck and lunge and spring out of the way
pack brought a victim down.
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One day while he was out hunting by himself down
by the Pecos River, Bill sensed danger and instantly
struck the pose of invisibility. Then the wind shifted,
and he could smell a human critter, on horseback,
nearby. The critter was making some strange sounds
that it repeated over and over again.
Git along, little doggies, git along, git along:
Git along, little doggies, git along.
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
Then just as the human critter appeared over the
rise, Bill smelled something familiar, something he
hadnÕt smelled since he was a pup, something that
made him forget the most important thing Grandee
had taught. Bill felt curious, and he moved.
ÒDang!Ó the human critter shouted, reining hishorse to a stop. ÒWhat in tarnation are you?Ó
Bill let out a short, frightened yip-yap and ran off.
Then the human critter let out the exact same yip-
yap, spurred his horse and was after him. But Bill
was faster, and soon he had left the human critter far
behind. When he sensed that he was safe, Bill rose
up on his haunches and looked back.
Far off in the distance was the human
standing in his stirrups and looking arou
making those strange sounds:
Git along, little doggies, git along, git along
Git along, little doggies, git along.
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
ÒThat sounds nice ,Ó Bill thought, and h
straight up on his hind legs and mimicked ba
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
Then the human critter took something
head and waved it at Bill, and Bill, he lifted h
of his front paws and waved back. Then th
critter cried out Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh! a
away. But instead of heading back to the p
followed after the human critter, curious more but mindful to keep a safe distance beh
Come sundown, the human critter built
fire. Then he poured some water and thre
dirt he had with him into a strange hollow th
put the strange thing on the fire. After a w
strange thing began to whistle and shake,
human critter poured some strong smellin
water into another strange thing that he lift
mouth.
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Bill knew the smell of the strange black water
too, and, like the smell of the human critter himself,
it stirred up happy memories from some time long
ago when he was pup. Then Bill heard himself say,
ÒCoffee.Ó And the human critter stood up suddenly,
pulled out what the coyotes called his killing stick and
looked around.ÒNow, lookey here,Ó the human said, Òwhy donÕt
you stop squattinÕ out in the dark anÕ come on in anÕ
have a cup, if thatÕs what you want? I got plenty anÕ
donÕt mind sharinÕ at all.Ó
ÒLookey here,Ó Bill repeated.
ÒThatÕs right,Ó said the human, Òlooke
What kind of varmint are you, lurkinÕ ou
cactus like some lowdown coyote, naked as
you was born. You come on in here and tell
you are.Ó
ÒCoyote,Ó growled Bill.
ÒDang!Ó laughed the human. ÒThatÕs tgone craziest thing I ever heard. You ainÕt no
youÕre a man, even if you got hair longer
woman. Now, come on in here next to the fir
give you something to put on.Ó
So thatÕs what Bill did.
ÒLook at you,Ó laughed the human critter
never seen the likes of you.Ó And the human
out his hand. ÒMy nameÕs Chuck. I didnÕt ca
name.Ó
ÒCoyote.ÓÒDang! You ainÕt no coyote; youÕre a man
ÒCoyote!Ó
ÒNow, lookey here,Ó said Chuck, Òwhat ma
think youÕre a coyote?
ÒLookey here, fleas,Ó growled Bill, scrat
himself.
ÒFleas!Ó laughed Chuck. ÒWhy, I got fl
Every cowboy in Texas got fleas, some of
li b h d Õ k
Bill Tames Widow Maker
N f h fi hi Ch k ld Bill
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got some lice, but that donÕt make us no coyotes.
YouÕre just like me; youÕre a man. Why, you even
look like me. You look so much like me you could
be my brother. You know, you might very well be
my brother; he got lost around here about fifteen
years back. Why, IÕd say you are my brother, so your
nameÕs Bill, Pecos Bill, because of where you was lostand you was found.Ó
ÒCoyote!Ó
ÒNow, lookey here,Ó said Chuck, ÒIÕm sure youÕre
my brother Bill, only somebody as ornery as lit tle Bill
couldÕve lived out in this desert like youÕve been doing
all these years. Lookey here, I got just the thing that
will prove youÕre human anÕ no coyote.Ó
And Chuck reached into his saddle bag and pulled
out a little scrap of mirror and held it up to BillÕs
face.ÒLookey see! See, youÕre a man, just like me. Now,
donÕt go sayinÕ youÕre a coyote no more.Ó
And sure enough, there was no denying it ; Bill was
a human, and Se–or Grandee had been right. Once
Bill became one of them, he never again ran with the
pack.
Now, one of the first things Chuck told Bill w
he needed to learn how to ride a horse. Bill said
happy enough to run alongside Chuck like he h
with Grandee, but Chuck said that wouldnÕt
Texas cowboy should ever be caught on foot if th
a horse to ride within a hundred miles.
ÒYup, Pecos,Ó said Chuck, Òyou need a horfrom the looks of you, only one horse will do. I k
the critter.Ó
Come around sundown, Bill and Chuck creste
rise. There spread beneath them was a shallo
that stretched far off to a thin blue line of moun
the west.
ÒLookey there,Ó said Chuck. ÒSee that black
racinÕ across that dry creek bed with his mar
Widow Maker. AinÕt never been ridden, even
a hundred of the toughest cowboys from CaMexico have died trying. ThatÕs how he got h
Reckon heÕll do?Ó
Bill took one look at Widow Maker and kn
were meant for each other.
ÒSee you, broÕ,Ó Bill said and raced down the
But Widow Maker was a sharp one. He had
and Chuck the moment they crested the rise a
eager to give this human critter who ran like a co
run of his life before finishing him off.
So Widow Maker just cantered along until Bill was When they were
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So Widow Maker just cantered along until Bill was
about a yard away, then he let loose the most fantastic
burst of speed Bill had ever seen and was gone. But Bill
was no slowpoke. He simply tripled his pace, and by the
time Widow Maker glanced over his shoulder, there was
Bill reaching for his tail.
Widow Maker neighed furiously and stretched outhis neck, lowered his head and let loose another burst of
fantastic speed. But Bill simply did the same. A second
later, Bill was running alongside.
ÒMighty nice day for a ride,Ó Bill said and sprang onto
Widow MakerÕs back, grabbing on tight to the stallionÕs
mane. Widow Maker let loose a furious neigh and began
to buck and swerve from side to side. Never had any
puny human critter so much as dared touch him and not
paid with its life.
But Bill hung on. He rode Widow Maker clear acrossTexas and all the way across Mexico to the Pacific Ocean.
There the stallion reared up and kicked his hoofs at the
setting sun, then turned and raced back to the Gulf of
Mexico, bucking and swerving all the way. Next he
headed north and raced all the way to Canada and back,
jumping from mountain top to mountain top all the way
down the Rocky Mountains back to West Texas.
They did that trip several times.
When they were
heading north for
Canada for a fourth
time, Bill whispered
into Widow MakerÕs
ear, ÒAinÕt it time we
became friends?ÓWidow Maker simply
snorted and let loose one
final, fantastic burst of speed that almost
flung Bill off his back and all the way to
Louisiana. But Bill held tight, and with that,
Widow Maker knew he had met his match and
down to a canter, then a trot, and finally a walk
Widow Maker finally came to a stop, Bill hop
gently stroked the stallionÕs flank and breathed
nostrils.ÒThat was a mighty fine ride; thanks,Ó sai
a kindly whisper. ÒAinÕt no other two critter
whole wide world that couldÕve done somethinÕ l
Whatta you say, we call us pardners?Ó
Now, that was right fine with Widow Mak
there was one condition. Bill, and only Bill, co
him, and he had to promise that heÕd never put
his mouth or a saddle on his back.
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After Bill tamed Widow Maker, Chuck took him back
to the ranch to meet the rest of the outfit Ð Rattlesnake
Pete, Lefty, Gap-Tooth Kid, Legs, and Old Cookie. At first
the boys thought Bill was nothing but a tenderfoot.
ÒHeÕs just one of those city slickers,Ó Rattlesnake Pete
complained. ÒAll they do is buy themselves a big hat anÕ
strut around sayinÕ howdy anÕ y’all . I say we see whatheÕs made of.Ó
So that evening after licking his tin plate clean,
Rattlesnake said, ÒReckon IÕll go out anÕ check on the
cows.Ó
ÒReckon IÕll go too, Rattlesnake,Ó said Lefty, and they
disappeared into the night. They hadnÕt been gone long
when the most horrible cry pierced the dark.
ÒAgghhhhggghhh!Ó Lefty screamed off in the darkness,
ÒIÕm too young to die! Agghhhhggghhh!Ó
And the cry was followed by a high, wavering, blood-curdling howl, ÒYow uuuuuuuuu! Woof, woof!Ó
The other boys jumped up and drew their pistols.
ÒItÕs the Wouser Ð the biggest, baddest man-eatinÕ
critter west of the Pecos!Ó cried Quick Draw, ÒanÕ heÕs got
Lefty anÕ Pete! Get ready boys, heÕs aÕcominÕ this a-way,
anÕ heÕs a-gonna git us next!Ó
The boys stood back to back, pointed their shaking
pistols out into the dark. But Bill just kept sitting by the
fire, finishing up his beans.
You better git over here, Pecos, or the Wou
you, fÕ sure.Ó
ÒThat ainÕt no Wouser,Ó Bill said, after wi
knife on his sleeve and putting it away. ÒI can
language of every livinÕ critter from Canada to
anÕ that ainÕt no Wouser; donÕt even sound
one. Just some fool human critter tryinÕ to soone, anÕ doinÕ a mighty poor job. Here, let me s
how the Wouser really sounds. GrrARE-grrare
WahUUUU-ow-ow-ow-GrrrUUUU!Ó
The boys just about jumped out of their skin
second latter, Rattlesnake Pete and Lefty came
back into camp, screaming, ÒIt ainÕt no joke, bo
WouserÕs here for sure!Ó
Well, Bill almost fell over laughing, and ev
had to admit that he was no tenderfoot at all.
Next morning, they had to move the herd trange, and it was going to take them the bette
a year. When they finally found some of the
couple of the boys made loops with their ropes
the loops down on the ground. Then they took
the straight end of the rope and hunched down
a nearby cactus, like they were trying to hide.
fellow ran off and chased a cow towards the loo
the cow happened to step into the loop, the firs
few times and let it fly around the neck of sompulled the loop tight A fellow who was good could catch
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few times and let it fly around the neck of som
cow. He then pulled her to the ground and tu
over to Lefty.
ÒHold her please while I git me another.Ó
ò ô
So by sunset, Bill had lassoed most of the hehe got so good at lassoing that he could rope
cows at a time. The boys were mighty impresse
night they all made themselves lassos. And by
the next day, theyÕd caught the whole herd and
over to Lefty. Now, having several thousand c
together on one long stretch of rope made Le
nervous.
ÒTell me, Pecos,Ó Lefty asked, ÒwhatÕs a fellow
these here cows get the notion of runninÕ off? Sh
them drag me or let go anÕ save my hide?ÓÒYou got a point there, Lefty,Ó said Bill, Òbut
let Õem go after all that work. Let me think a bit
ÒMuch obliged, Pecos,Ó said Lefty, Òbut IÕd ap
it if you did your thinkinÕ r ight quick Õcause some
cows look like they want to stampede.Ó
ÒLookey here, boys,Ó Bill said, Òback in my coy
the pack had a way of runninÕ down a herd. I
we work like a pack to keep the herd together in
breakinÕ them apart, weÕll be right fine.Ó
pulled the loop tight. A fellow who was good could catch
two cows a month this way.
Bill watched a bit, then thought, ÒThis wonÕt do. A
fellow could git bored workinÕ like that.Ó So he rode off
to a nearby mesa top to think.
ÒIt sure would be quicker,Ó Bill thought, Òto catch
them critters on the run. But your average fellowÕd needa special rope, somethinÕ tough but easy to toss.Ó
Just then Bill saw a ratt lesnake
skin lying at his feet.
ÒJust what I need.Ó So he spent the rest of the morning
hunting down the toughest rattlers
he could find and scaring them
clean out of their skins. Then he
wove those skins into a nice strong
rope and called it a lasso.
When he got back to the boys,
Bill swung his lasso over his head a
ÒWait a minute, Pecos!Ó Rattlesnake complained ÒYou ÒIainÕt sleepinÕ onthe groundwithno cows,Ó p
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Wait a minute, Pecos! Rattlesnake complained. You
want us to act like a pack of coyotes? I donÕt mean no
disrespect, but that ainÕt right; weÕre human critters.Ó
ÒWell, Pete,Ó said Bill, ÒthatÕs all I can think of. So unless
you want to help Lefty hold all them cows, why donÕt we
do like I says?Ó
Well, that was all the boys needed to hear. So afterhelping Lefty tie his end of the rope to a blade of grass,
they all sat down and let Bill explain.
ÒDuring the day, some of us will ride alongside the
herd anÕ move it along. ThatÕll keep Õem from fanninÕ out.
AnÕ a couple of other boys will ride the lead, keepinÕ the
faster cows from gettinÕ too far ahead, anÕ the rest will
ride behind, hurryinÕ the slowpokes along.Ó
ÒBut what if they stampede? WonÕt they run over the
boys up front?Ó asked Gap-Tooth.
ÒNope,Ó said Bill. ÒThe trick is to turn the herd to theside when they stampede, git it goinÕ around in a circle.
Soon enough theyÕll git tired anÕ stop.Ó
ÒBut wonÕt they wander off at night when we go back
to the ranch?Ó
ÒYep, they would if we go back to the ranch, but we
ainÕt goinÕ back to the ranch no more at roundup time.
WeÕre sleepinÕ with the herd.Ó
I ain t sleepin on the ground with no cows, p
Rattlesnake Pete, spitting into the fire.
ÒMe neither, Bill; that donÕt sound nice,Ó said
ÒLookey here, boys, I slept out on the grou
when I was a coyote anÕ got my best sleepinÕ of
Right nice sleepinÕ under the stars.Ó
ÒWell, itÕs one thing beinÕ a coyote,Ó grumbleÒbut itÕs another beinÕ a man. I still donÕt see
herd wonÕt take it into their heads anÕ stampede
we shut our eyes.Ó
ÒWeÕll take turns watchinÕ,Ó said Bill, ÒanÕ w
sing them cows some purty cowboy songs.Ó
Well, the boys couldnÕt say nothing against
songs, so they had to go along. And when t
outfits saw how easy BillÕs boys had it, they we
too. And thatÕs how Pecos Bill invented mode
punching, became King of the Cowboys, and wto work all of west Texas and New Mexico as
ranch.
Bill Rides a Texas Tornado
It happened one year that a mighty bad drought hit the way down the Rio Grande to the Gulf of Mex
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Pecos BillÕs ranch. It was so dry that all the rivers dried
up and turned to flowing dust. Why, it was so dry that
if a fellow found a drop of water, heÕd slice it up into
little pieces, dry it off and put it in his pocket so heÕd
have something to drink later on.
One night Bill and his outfit were sitting around thecampfire when the talk turned to the drought.
ÒTime to pack it in,Ó said Gap-Tooth. ÒAinÕt no good
stickinÕ around here.Ó
Everybody said the same.
ÒTime to head west for California or north to
Canada.Ó
But Pecos Bill would hear none of that.
ÒTimes like this,Ó he said, Òshows whether a fellowÕs
got grit or not. Trouble with you fellows is youÕre soft,
plumb soft. Comes from ridinÕ with a saddle. Whyback when I ran with the coyotes, we could smell water
a hundred miles off. You fellows canÕt find a drop of
water until it falls on your heads.Ó
ÒWell, you always did talk big, Bill,Ó said Rattlesnake,
Òbut IÕll bet you ten Yankee dollars you canÕt find enough
water by sundown tomorrow to fill one of CookieÕs
spoons.Ó
ÒYouÕre on,Ó said Bill, ÒIÕll find water, water enough
to fill the whole Pecos River and wash this drought all
the way down the Rio Grande to the Gulf of Mex
Well, the boys had a good laugh at that, a
began pestering Rattlesnake about how heÕd sha
ten Yankee dollars once heÕd won the bet.
Come sunup Bill just lazed around, as if h
care a dang about them ten Yankee dollars. Ab
afternoon, Bill whistled for Widow Maker anpicking out his best lasso, galloped north, not s
until they were way up Oklahoma way.
Pretty soon he found what he was looking
tornado, a twister so big and black that it su
the blue out of the sky. It was racing around,
up everything in its way. When he and Widow
were right up close, Bill let his lasso fly and cau
twister and started pulling her in.
ÒYou git on home, Widow Maker,Ó he shou
the roaring wind. ÒI gotta fetch me some watesunset, and there ainÕt no need you stickinÕ arou
So Widow Maker neighed goodbye, and Bill
to the ground, dug in his heels and wrestled tha
to the ground, all the while singing his favorite
song.
Git along, little doggies, git along, git along:
Git along, little doggies, git along.
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
Yippee ai ay, yippie ai oh!
Well, that twister was mighty ornery, and
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all Bill had to pull it in close enough for him to
down enough that he could hop on its back an
north towards those Great Lakes up Canada w
was figuring on fetching some of that there wa
to Texas, then heÕd lick the drought and win th
Yankee dollars. Easy as that.What a ride! Bill rode that twister all acro
and Oklahoma and Arkansas and Missouri and
He rode it all the way up to Lake Michigan. T
made that twister suck up as much of that swe
as it could hold. Then he turned it south, rode i
Texas and made it spit out the water and fill up
river beds.
Once all the rivers were nice and full, Bill tur
twister north again and rode it up into New
He made it dump the last of its water high umountains, where it turned into snow. Bill figu
way the rivers could flow all year.
Well, when Bill got back to the ranch, it was
dark. He didnÕt want to make Rattlesnake loo
front of the boys, so when Rattlesnake went to
the ten Yankee dollars, Bill said, ÒSplit it with t
After all, I didnÕt finish before the sunÕd gone do
a dealÕs a deal, like old Grandee use to say.Ó
Slue-foot Sue, Queen of the Cowgirls
Now, Bill liked riding that tornado so much that, at ‘Yippie ai ay, git along, little doggies,
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the risk of offending Widow Maker, he took every chance
he got to ride a twister. One day, while he was riding
a big, nasty one down the Rio Grande valley, he saw a
sight that made his heart thump.
Far down below him, riding a catfish as big as a whale,
was the finest looking red-headed gal heÕd ever seen, andeach time that catfish leaped out of the water and bucked
its way upstream, she let loose a glorious, ÒYippie ai oh ki
ay!!Ó Well, those were BillÕs favorite words, so he pulled
that twister to a stop and hopped off.
ÒHowdy, maÕam,Ó Bill said, taking off his hat. ÒThat
was mighty fine singing. Oh, pardon me, my nameÕs Bill,
Pecos Bill. Plumb forgot my manners, maÕam; donÕt run
into many ladies out here on the West Texas range.Ó
ÒWell, cowboy,Ó said the red-headed gal in a ladylike
drawl. ÒCall me Sue, Slue-foot Sue, and if you like thatsong, cowboy, IÕll sing you another.Ó
Bill said heÕd be much obliged if she did, so she beached
the catfish and began to sing.
As I was a walkin Õ one morning for pleasure,
I spied a cowpuncher all ridin Õ along.
His hat was throwed back and his spurs was a-jinglin Õ,
As he approached me a singin Õ this song:
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It Õs your misfortune and none of my own.
Yippie! ai ay, git along, little doggies,
For you know that Texas will be your new home
ÒGosh! maÕam,Ó blushed Bill, ÒthatÕs the p
thing I ever heard.Ó
ÒThankee kindly.ÓNow, Bill was so smitten by her blazing red h
freckles that all he could do was look down at hi
bashfully and swing one foot from side to side.
ÒIf you donÕt mind me askinÕ, maÕam,Ó h
after a bit, Òbut where dÕya learn to sing so sw
ladylike?Ó
ÒNashville, Tennessee. ThatÕs where I was bo
raised.Ó
ÒNashville, Tennessee! Well, you donÕt say
that near where Mr. Davy Crockett comes from
ÒYes, siree, it is. Why, Mr. Crockett was a
of mine on my uncleÕs sisterÕs brotherÕs side
removed.Ó
ÒGosh!Ó
Bill wasnÕt just smitten by that red-headÕs ch
was in love. Only one thing he could think of doin
he felt like that was to say, ÒLookey, here, maÕ
just a cowboy, but I got me a little spread of a ran
stretches all the way from the Rio Grande River up to the harmonica, Gap-Tooth Kid played his fiddle; Ch
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Rocky Mountains anÕ then some. If you was interested in
settlinÕ down, IÕd be interested in havinÕ you for mÕwife.Ó
ÒWell, cowboy, that could be arranged.Ó
ÒIf that means yes, then letÕs find us a preacher right
quick!Ó
And Bill hunkered down on his haunches and let loosethe wildest coyote howl the sky had ever heard. Not to
be outdone, Sue hunkered down herself and let loose
her howl. She twisted her voice around his in a way that
would have made old Grandee proud.
Done howling, Bill whistled for Widow Maker who was
at his side before he had finished giving Sue her first kiss.
He introduced Widow Maker to Sue and Sue to Widow
Maker and said, ÒSheÕs ridinÕ with me, just this one time.
Hope you donÕt mind?Ó And they were off. Come around
sunset, they found a preacher who could marry them thevery next day.
Now, the preacherÕs wife took a liking to Sue, and
that evening she fitted her out with the finest hoop dress
youÕd ever hope to see. It had ruffles and ribbons and
bows all over, and it was so white that the clouds floated
down close to earth to see how it was done.
Next day the boys from the outfit arrived, and after
the preacher had finished his business, they struck up a
tune, The Tennessee Waltz . Rattlesnake Pete played his
Lefty beat percussion on their heads. Legs pop
his false teeth and used them for a tambourine,
Cookie played his best set of spoons. You nev
a sweeter waltz. Bill took Slue-foot Sue in his a
began dancing her around the room.
But after a few minutes, Sue whispered into BÒYouÕre a mighty fine dancer, Bill, better than e
finest fellows in Nashville, Tennessee, but how a
showing these folks a little step I made up myse
big as Texas!Ó
ÒWhatever you want, maÕam,Ó said Bill.
So Sue told the boys what she wanted them
Then she told everybody else to clear the floor
she had some serious dancing to do.
ÒLadies and gentlemen,Ó she announced, Òth
called the Slue-foot Hop, a little thing I made upHit it, boys!Ó
Sue planted her left foot firmly on the grou
swung her right leg out and around to the side li
then she did a quick spin and, finishing up, hopp
her right foot before doing the whole thing ag
danced up a storm!
ÒThat was mighty fine playing, boys,Ó she
flinging back her red hair, Òbut this time triple
please.Ó And she took Bill in her arms.
Well, she spun Bill around so fast that he felt like the
Bill and Sue Honeymoon on the Moo
Now, Bill took Sue over to where Widow Ma
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hair was going to fly off his head. When they fin ished, she
let out a glorious, ÒYippie ai oh ki ay!!Ó And everybody
threw their hats in the air and cheered.
ÒMaÕam,Ó said Bill after he caught his breath, Òthat
was the finest dancing I think IÕll ever see. I got a little
wedding gift for you.ÓHe pulled from his pocket a diamond ring that was as
big as his fist.
ÒI was going to give you this here diamond ring for
a wedding present, but it just ainÕt enough. You tell me
what you want, anything, anÕ itÕs yours.Ó
Well, Sue couldnÕt have been happier. She looked
around her, and her eyes fell on Widow Maker.
ÒI want to ride that horse all by myself.Ó
The boys in BillÕs outfit just about dropped their jaws
when she asked that.ÒI wish you hadnÕt asked that, Sue,Ó Bill said real
serious and sad, Òbut a dealÕs a deal, anÕ I never go back
on my word. But as for ridinÕ Widow Maker, youÕll have
to settle that business yourself.Ó
grazing, and everybody else followed close behind
the boys in BillÕs outfit. They just hung back, shak
heads and looking lowdown sad.
ÒLet me tell you, Sue,Ó Bill said as they drew clo
horse, Òwhen Widow Maker first let me ride him,
promise that nobody but me would ever ride himdonÕt mind, IÕd appreciate you askinÕ for somethin
ÒNow, Bill,Ó Sue laughed, tossing her head so
curls flashed in the sunlight, Òyou think any wom
can ride a catfish as big as a whale canÕt ride so
olÕ horse?Ó
Well, if there was only one thing Bill rem
from all the stuff his mama had taught him, it w
a gentleman never contradicts a lady.
ÒJust be careful, Sue, you hear.Ó
Sue just laughed and, after getting a runninleaped on the back of Widow Maker. No sooner
landed than Widow Maker started bucking and b
so that the walls of the preacherÕs cabin came t
down like Joshua was a-blowing his horn.
Now you have to give it to Sue, she stayed on
Maker a lot longer than any other human ev
except for Bill, but then you have to remember
was as much coyote as human. She loved that
two seconds of it. By the time she was halfway through ÒDonÕt know,Ó said Rattlesnake Pete, scratc
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letting rip a glorious, ÒYippie ai ay!,Ó she went flying off
Widow MakerÕs back and high into the air.
She flew higher and higher and higher, and pretty
soon she was so high above the earth that Texas looked
no bigger than the head of a pin. But even then she kept
on going, and soon she was so high up that the Man inthe Moon started looking mighty worried, like he wanted
to get out of the way.
ÒOh my!Ó she said to herself, Òhow shall I ever get back
to my Bill?Ó
But she didnÕt need to worry any about that because
as soon as she hit the moon, she bounced back. Bounced
back? Yep, bounced back. DonÕt you remember that nice
fancy hoop dress she was wearing? Those hoops have a
lot of spring in them. So when Sue hit the moon, those
hoops bounced her right back to earth again.Now back down in Texas, Bill and the boys and the
preacher and his wife were mighty upset. If youÕve never
seen a cowboy cry, itÕs a pitiful sight. Bill just stood
there, tears flowing down his cheeks, as he looked up at
the sky, wondering how heÕd ever get by without Sue.
All of a sudden the preacherÕs wife pointed up and cried
out, ÒWhatÕs that?Ó
head. ÒItÕs movinÕ too fast for a bird anÕ it sure
cloud, but one thing fÕ sure, itÕs aÕcominÕ this a-w
mighty fast.Ó
ÒLordy be!Ó cried the preacherÕs wife, Òif my e
playinÕ tricks on me, itÕs Sue!Ó
ÒShucks, woman,Ó said the preacher, Òthereagain talkinÕ crazy. How could that be Sue?Ó
ÒCanÕt a woman tell her own dress when she sees
Well, by now there was no doubt about it. It w
Anybody could see that by the flashing of her
red hair. And she was singing, ÒYippie ai oh ki a
like she did that first time Bill had seen her dow
Rio Grande.
ÒDonÕt worry none, honey!Ó Bill cried. ÒIÕll cat
ÒThank you kindly, Bill,Ó Sue called back.
But try as Bill might, he just couldnÕt get undtime, and when she hit the ground she just bounc
back up to the moon again. This time the trip wa
at all, and she began to cry. But that was good
her tears settled the dust storm she had raised w
bounced back up to the moon, so Bill could t
and know where she was going to come down n
around.
And when she came down, Bill was ready.
hi b l d h h j b
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his best lasso, and when she was just about to
let it fly and roped her around the waist and du
heels. But that didnÕt matter none; that hoop d
so much bounce in it that she just sprang right
towards the moon again, pulling Bill after her.
Well, no one really knows what happened toSue after that because they didnÕt come back d
least not in Texas. And why they would have
to land in any place other than Texas just doesn
any sense to me. Some folks say theyÕve been b
back and forth between the earth and moon ev
which is why there are so many dust storms now
and maybe thatÕs true and maybe it ainÕt. Other f
Bill lassoed one of the horns of the cow that had
jump over the moon and reeled the two of them
caught that cow and raised a right good-sizedmoon-calfs off of her. That makes a lot more sen
Then maybe itÕs the coyotes that know bes
They say Bill and Sue met up with old Grande
the moon and run with him every night across t
valleys of the Milky Way. And if you ask any of th
they know this is true, theyÕll tell you that whene
go up onto the high and lonesome mesa tops
at the moon, theyÕre always answered back by
SueÕs, ÒYippie ai oh ki ay!Ó
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Home on the Range
Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam,
And the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
How often at night, when the heavens are bright
With the light of the glimmering stars,
I have stood there amazed, and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of ours.Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
The red man was pressed from this part of
He is likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River, where seldom if His flickering campfires will burn.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging wor
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
I love the wild flowers in this bright land of
I love the wild curlewÕs shrill scream,
The bluffs and white rocks, and antelope fl
That graze on the mountains so green.Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging wor
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
– Tra
The Winter of the Blue Snow
Ol JonsonÕs the name. You wouldnÕt be much
interested in me if I hadnÕt logged with Paul Bunyan I
in the pot, and if a fella wasnÕt careful, he cou
himself with the hot ice So even with the woo
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interested in me if I hadnÕt logged with Paul Bunyan. I
was the blacksmith in his lumber camps. Me and him
and the other boys lumberjacked the north woods of
Minnesota and Wisconsin for many a year. And good
years they were. People always ask when I first met Paul,
so IÕll tell you right out; it was back in the Winter of theBlue Snow.
And a cold winter that was. The wind blew so hard
that if a fella tried chopping on the downwind side of a
tree, the wind froze his ax to the air. If he thought himself
smart and tried chopping from the upwind side, he only
got one swing, and that better be a good one and he
better cut clear through that tree on that one swing, or
the wind would pin his ax so tight to it that ten men and
a team of oxen couldnÕt pull it free.
Now, if the wind that winter wasnÕt bad enough, thesnow was worse. Never saw anything like it, before or
since. It started out white like youÕd expect of snow, but
the wind was blowing so cold that the snow shivered
itself blue. And so much snow fell that it covered up
everything, even the tallest trees, so there wasnÕt much to
do but hole up in the bunkhouse and whittle toothpicks.
You had to be mighty careful in cold like that.
Sometimes it got so cold that the boiling coffee froze
himself with the hot ice. So even with the woo
burning day and night, it was still mighty co
tried everything to keep warm. Finally we de
stop trimming our beards and let them grow lon
when they were dragging on the floor, we knitt
into longjohns and hopped in. After that we weand toasty.
Now, we always had to be careful about kee
fire in the stove from going out. If that happened
cold in the bunkhouse that your words froze. N
would your words cross your lips than they woul
right then and there in front of your eyes and fa
floor. Now, words can trip a fella up someth
especially the kind he might say when itÕs that
itÕs best to get rid of them before they have a ch
thaw out and get heard. If a fella was smart hethem up quick and toss them out the door.
That worked well enough until spring. T
the frozen words that were piled around out
bunkhouse began to thaw, and not all at onc
you. Some thawed out in the morning, and othe
afternoon. Some lay in the shadows for weeks a
thaw out till the sun was high in the sky. It was
to hear, the racket those words made. And th
no use denying them because as soon as a fella started
denying them they jumped right back onto his lips as if
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denying them, they jumped right back onto his lips, as if
they were looking for their long-lost home.
It was a terribly cold Minnesota night when we first
met Paul. We were huddled around the stove, finishing
off the pancakes that Sourdough Sam, the cook, had
just served up for the three-hundred and sixty-fifth timewhen we heard thunder outside. Now, whoever heard of
it thundering when it was so cold? We grabbed our axes
and chopped the ice off the window glass to look out.
It was then that we first laid eyes on him, striding
above the spruce trees buried under the mountains of
blue snow. He had shoulders as wide as the horizon,
was as tall as the sky and had a black bushy beard that
half covered his chest Ð biggest fella IÕd ever seen. Slung
over one shoulder was the biggest ax IÕd ever seen, and
across his other shoulder was his coat. He stopped justinside the clearing where our bunkhouse stood and, after
wiping the sweat from his brow, bent down and knocked
on our door.
ÒSorry to bother you, fellas,Ó he said all friendly like.
ÒMy nameÕs Paul Bunyan. Whatever you fellas have
cooking there smells right fine. When I got a whiff of
your vittles back in my camp in Maine, I just had to come
over and stop by. Mind if I join you?Ó
ÒI was born in Maine,Ó Paul began. ÒRaised m
there as well Ó
Well, thereÕs no point denying a hungry fella food,
especially one so large so we invited him in After
The Boyhood of Paul Bunyan
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there, as well.
ÒNo mam; no pap?Ó Frenchy asked.
ÒHad Õem, but outgrew Õem. You see, I was
baby; took three storks to deliver me and for m
meal I drank up all the milk my paÕs dairy herd
give. He had about twenty, no, maybe only nincows. But they were good milkers.
ÒThen when they couldnÕt get me any more
Ma mixed up a batch of mush. She used five d
eggs, ten sacks of potatoes, and a wagonload o
meal. She did that for two weeks until IÕd eaten
out of house and home.
ÒWith nothing to eat, I started to howl, how
loud that I blew the roof off six barns and knocke
steeple off the church. People were pretty upse
me, so they came around and complained. Whensaw my beard Ð it was only half way down my
by then Ð they got mighty scared and told my
that they better do something about me before
did something themselves.
ÒSo Pa made me a cradle out of five of the
roofs that IÕd blown off and hired a sea captain t
me out to sea. He anchored me about twenty
off the coast of Maine, and Pa paid a fleet of fi
especially one so large, so we invited him in. After
Sourdough Sam had served him up about sixty-three
pancakes, Paul leaned back in his chair and thanked
us kindly.
ÒThat was mighty good chow; been eating nothing
but beans for I donÕt know how long. Tell you what,IÕm tired of working alone. You fellas need a hand?Ó
ÒDepends on what you can do,Ó I said.
ÒWell,Ó said Paul, ÒIÕm mighty handy with an ax,
cleared most of the Great North Woods back in Maine
and floated the lumber down to build Boston and New
York.Ó
ÒZis ez a mighty tough outfeet,Ó warned Frenchy,
shaking his head. ÒYou tell us about you and maybe
you join.Ó
ÒWhere should I begin?Ó Paul laughed.ÒVerever you vant,Ó said Dutch Gus.
ÒThen IÕll start when I was a boy.Ó
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Well, none of us could quite see what point that
proved, but we all agreed that shaving wasnÕt worth
Until Paul joined us we hadnÕt gotten mu
done during the Winter of the Blue Snow. Not
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the effort it took, ladder or not, almost as bad a waste
of time as taking a bath more than once every other
year.
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were lazy; far from it. It was just that a fella cou
the snow from the sky, on account of both being
One day Dutch Gus spent half the morning c
away at a cloud that he took for a tree and wou
gone on chopping all day if he hadnÕt popped thwater sack and got himself soaked. Getting we
too good when its fifty below zero, so we called
for lumbering until the spring thaw.
But when Paul joined us it was a whole differe
HeÕd take a couple of steps into the mountains
snow, hold his ax at the end of his stretched-out
. . . oh, I forgot . . . heÕd shout ÒtimberÓ in a loud,
a holler . . . (That would blow the snow off the tre
could see them) . . . then swing his ax, and twen
of timber would begin to fall.Quick as a flash, Paul swung his ax back a
several times, and before the timber could hit the
it was cut into a dozen handy sizes Ð strong stout
for house-building and split wood for the stove.
with Paul sure saved a heap of time.
Not one to waste time, Dutch Gus gathered up
the saved time and stacked it behind the bunkh
use later on. ÒYou never know ven you need mo
he said. And he was right there. Not even Frenchy could
argue with that.
snow. He carefully put his ax down where he co
it again and began to dig with his hands. Pretty
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One morning Paul was out cutting timber when he
heard a low ÒMaa maa! Maaa maaa! Maaaa maaaa!Ó
coming from far off in the woods. It was one of the
saddest sounds heÕd ever heard, full of suffering and
loneliness and sorrow and a dozen other miserablefeelings. Nobody, especially somebody with a heart as
big as PaulÕs, could hear something like that and not
want to help.
Paul slung his ax over his shoulder and set off. He
followed that sound halfway across Minnesota, across all
of Wisconsin and Michigan Ð now there you go thinking,
What about Lake Michigan and all those other Great
Lakes? How did he get across them? Well, they wasnÕt
there yet; itÕs that simple. Paul hadnÕt dug them yet. But
even if he had, it was the Winter of the Blue Snow, so theywould have been frozen solid and he could have walked
right across them if they had been there. Now where was
I? Oh, yeah! Ð across Ontario and over into Quebec. Took
him the best part of an hour. ThatÕs what I was told, but
to tell the truth, he probably did it faster, knowing how
fast Paul could move if somebody needed help.
It didnÕt take Paul long to find what was making that
miserable sound. It was a big blue mountain of blue
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uncovered a beautiful baby ox. The poor critte
cold that it had turned bright blue.
ÒOh, little one,Ó Paul cooed, ÒyouÕre as bl
robinÕs egg in spring.Ó So he unbuttoned his c
pressed the whimpering little critter right up agbig warm heart.
ÒYouÕre so little and so cute and so blue, IÕm
call you Babe.Ó Then he buttoned up his coat a
started for home.
By the time he was stepping from Michig
Wisconsin and into Minnesota, Babe had thaw
He got to squirming, then he poked out his h
gave Paul a nice big, juicy, warm lick, right ac
face. Well, that clinched it for Paul. Nobody h
given him something that nice before, so he decidthen and there that he and Babe were pals for li
When Paul got back to the bunkhouse, we let h
Babe inside for a night or two. After all, they sh
same bunk, so it wasnÕt like anybody was put o
But then Babe began to grow, I mean GROW, a
FAST! Frenchy blamed Sourdough Sam, on ac
all the pancakes he feed Babe Ð must have been
five hundred at a time, but I honestly have to s
count after three hundred and seventy-five.
But whether it was the pancakes or just nature at
work, Babe grew, and fast. He was soon so big that we
The Land of Ten Thousand Lakes
Paul use to say there was nothing better tha
and watching Babe grow. The best way to d
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told Paul heÕd have to build a barn for Babe before he
grew so big that his horns punched a hole in the roof and
let all the blue snow inside.
So in the hour before sunset Paul knocked together a
mighty nice barn. It measured about twenty-two mileson the square and was tall enough that some of the closer
stars got trapped under the roof and made a really nice
show circling up by the ceiling. Then Paul piled the barn
high with hay and straw and tucked Babe in.
Come around midnight that night I happened to wake
up and saw that PaulÕs bunk was empty. ÒThatÕs mighty
strange,Ó I thought, so I pulled on my boots and coat. It
didnÕt take me long to find where Paul was; all I had to
do was follow his snores. There he was, curled up next
to Babe in the straw. Those two were as cozy and warmas two logs in the stove.
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to look at Babe for a bit then shut your eyes fo
before opening them again. It was easy then to
much Babe had grown while you had them clos
By springtime Babe had grown so big that
really knew how big he really was, so one day Pame to measure him. Here are the figures I g
wouldnÕt swear by them because by the time IÕd
measuring Babe, heÕd grown some more.
As I remember it, Babe measured forty-two ax
plus one Canadian postage stamp between his
only got that measurement once because Frenc
the postage stamp to mail a letter back home to
so I couldnÕt take that measurement again. I n
his weight. Sad to say, every scale I put him on
As to his length, Paul had a telescope that when trimming his own toenails, but not even th
see to the end of BabeÕs tail, so I wasnÕt able to
measurement for his length.
I did get the measurement between the tip
horns. It was the distance a crow could fly in tw
but then I wouldnÕt swear to that one either b
later saw two crows make the trip in one day. S
they split the distance, but then I was never ve
with numbers, so I just quit trying to get an exact
measurement of BabeÕs size.
the upper floors down so the moon could pass
the bunk beds were stacked almost as high. At
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Come the spring thaw, Paul let Babe out of the barn
to get some fresh air and stretch his legs. But there was
something in the air that just drove that calf wild. He
started frisking and kicking up his heels and butting the
air, and pretty soon he took off for the woods. And Paul
was right after him.
They went stomping and sloshing and splashing and
sliding from one end of Minnesota to the other before
Paul finally caught up with him. When they got back to
camp they were both covered with mud from head to toe,
but the countryside looked even worse for the wear.
All that stomping and sloshing and splashing and
sliding had made wide, shallow holes everywhere. The
place looked like one big slice of Swiss cheese. Luckily,
it started to rain the next day, all the holes filled up withwater, and ever since folks have called Minnesota The
Land of Ten Thousand Lakes .
By this time, word had gotten around about how
good it was to work for Paul, so fellas started flooding
in from all over the Great North Woods. So many fellas
poured in that you couldnÕt keep track of them. Soon
Paul had to build a new bunkhouse. It was so tall that
he had to put a hinge about halfway up so they could tilt
was a problem, but not for long. Paul invente
contraption he called the elevator to get the boy
top bunks up and down.
Since the country was now so dotted with la
logging road wound around them like spilled
soup. It made Ss and Bs and As and Es and Qs an
Zs and Ns , some Ms and some Os but never so mu
L or a C and, Lord help us, never a simple I .
It was mighty hard, even creepy, hauling log
road. It twisted and turned so much that a fe
out in the morning would meet himself comi
at night. You never seemed to get anywhere.
Paul told the fellas to make the best of of it, but
came upon Frenchy arguing with himself at one
Dutch with himself at another and not with eache knew he had to do something about all thos
and turns.
The way he solved the problem of that twi
amazes me still. First, he had me forge a nice lo
Each link was so big that you could drive three
abreast through it. Then he hooked one end of t
to BabeÕs yoke and the other end to the twisty r
ÒHo! Babe!Ó he called, and Babe started to p
Even though it took Babe the better part of an
afternoon, he pulled every last twist out of that road.
The Mighty Big Griddle
Pretty soon there were so many fellas wo
the logging camp that Sourdough started to co
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Why, that road started out one hundred and seventy-
five miles from start to finish, but by the time Babe was
done pulling it straight, it was less than a hundred miles
long, give or take a yard or two.
Problem was the chain wasnÕt good as a chain after
that. Babe had pulled so hard that it pulled itself out
into one long pole. I measured it, I think it was a mile
and a half long, but I canÕt be sure; it might have been a
few inches less. Paul didnÕt know what to do with that
iron pole until some fella in West Texas needed a post
for tying a tornado to, so Paul had it floated down the
Mississippi and up the Rio Grande to the Pecos Valley.
All that extra road was a real problem to store. You
couldnÕt store it lying flat, and there was no way to stand
it up on end. But Paul was not one for wasting anything,especially a perfectly good seventy-five miles of road, so
he put an advertisement in the paper and finally some
fellas over in England wrote asking about it.
Paul was happy to oblige them. He folded the road up
and shipped it off. (He had to dig the Great Lakes to get
it out.) Unfortunately, the ship sank, so those fellas had
to find another road, but Paul gave them their money
back. That was the thing about Paul, he never was part
of a crooked deal.
There were too many fellas to feed. Even if he us
last skillet and griddle he had, he couldnÕt keep a
all those fellasÕ hunger for piping hot pancakes
morning he tore off his apron and stormed up to
ÒI canÕt do it no more, Paul; IÕm quitting! Th
way I can cook decent food for this crowd!Ó
ÒNow, donÕt get hasty, Sourdough,Ó Paul re
him. ÒIÕll fix it for you. By tomorrow morning
you a griddle so large you could feed a camp a
times this size.Ó
ÒWell, if this camp gets a hundred times big
quitting for sure.Ó
ÒDonÕt fret none; just go and get the batter r
have you a new griddle by the day after tomorr
make sure you have a nice bed of coals about twacross ready when I get back.Ó
Paul yoked up Babe and, after lifting me up nea
left ear, we set out for the Iron Range out by wher
Lake Superior. First thing Paul and Babe did wa
big trench around a stand of timber while I starte
a nice hot forest fire. Then while it was burning
coals, Paul dug up a big pile of iron-rich ore, and B
I built a nice big furnace for smelting the ore.
Paul and I then got down to smelting the iron out of
the ore, and by midnight we had a nice river of molten
b h ll d h l l h d
Paul and Babe tilted it up on its side. Then we got
like a big wheel. Good thing it was mostly down
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iron running into a big, shallow, round hole Paul had
dug. (That was the extension of Lake Superior, but he
finished it and the other Great Lakes at an earlier time.)
By morning we had the biggest, castiron griddle the
world had ever seen. We had to use PaulÕs telescope to
inspect its far side, or else it would have taken the better
part of the morning to walk around.
After it had cooled we were ready to take it back to
camp, but the thing was too big for even Babe to haul, so
to camp. When we got back to camp, Sourdough
coals all ready, and Paul knocked the griddle flat
Sourdough to start pouring out his batter.
ÒHow am I going to do that, Paul?Ó Sourdoug
ÒThe griddle ainÕt greased; the batter will stick and
ÒNo problem,Ó said Paul, Òhave some of the fel
slabs of bacon to their feet and skate all around fo
That should grease it up good.Ó
So thatÕs what Sourdough did.
There was one problem though; there was no
pass the pancakes from the center of the griddle. B
Gus fixed that. He fixed up a little cannon on wh
whenever a pancake was finished he aimed it to
fellaÕs plate and fired. At first, some of the fella
bit scared to get in the way of them pancakes (thepretty fast), but once they learned how to use the
like shields and then flip them down real quick
flying pancakes hit, everything was fine.
Some fellas donÕt believe this story, especially
about using the plates like shields, but I was there
it with my own eyes, and IÕm not much given to st
a tale.
The Camp on the Big Onion
After a season or two, we pretty much logged out
that stretch of the Great North Woods, so one winter
d P l id i H
ÒDonÕt worry none, Babe,Ó Paul said. ÒIt ainÕt
fault. I got an idea.Ó
H lk d b k h f h b ildi i h
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day Paul said we were going to move camp. How to
do that was the big question. It would take too long
and be too expensive to tear everything down, pack it
up, cart it off to the new camp and then put it all back
together again. Paul thought about it day and night
before coming up with another one of his ideas.
ÒOl,Ó he said in that big enthusiastic voice of his,
ÒweÕre putting the whole camp on sleds and before the
spring thaw turns all the roads to mud, weÕre moving
out. You make me iron runners, and the other boys
and I will build the sleds and jack up the buildings.Ó
Now, that sounded good, and by the beginning
of March we had everything ready. Paul strung all
the buildings together and hitched up Babe. We all
hopped aboard, and Paul went up to Babe, gave hima hearty pat on the back and whispered in his ear.
Then he stepped aside and called, ÒHo! Babe! Pull!Ó
But no matter how hard Babe tried, the train of
buildings just wouldnÕt budge. Paul went back up to
Babe and gave him another hearty pat on the back
and whispered in his ear, and Babe once again gave it
his best. But the best he could get out of it were some
creaks and groans.
He walked back to the fourth building in th
and called for me to come out onto the porch.
ÒCould you lend me a dime, Ol?Ó
ÒWhy sure, Paul,Ó I said and flipped him one
Paul put the dime in his pocket and walked ba
Babe. After patting him on the back and whisp
in his ear one more time, he stepped aside and c
out, ÒHo! Babe!Ó And sure enough, the whole
of buildings began to slide across the snow as ea
butter across a hot frying pan.
We made a new camp up on the Big O
and things were pretty good there, except fo
mosquitoes. They were as big as flying dogs an
twice as mean. YouÕd be out logging a stand
of timber and those mosquitoes would getyour scent and come buzzing down on
you like someone was ringing a
dinner bell.
It didnÕt matter how much
you swatted at them, it wasnÕt no
use. So we started to go out armed.
When weÕd hear those mosquitoes
coming through the trees, weÕd break
out our skeeter guns and start blasting away. With
the rocketsÕ red glare and the bombs bursting in air, it
s l Fo th of J l B t th t o ld Õt
them skeeterbees to some fella in Colorado who
drilling a railroad tunnel through the Rocky Moun
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was a regular Fourth of July. But even that couldnÕt
keep them at bay.
And if that wasnÕt bad enough, once those
mosquitoes had got our scent, theyÕd follow us back
to camp. Then when we were in our bunks, theyÕd
attack all over again. We closed all the windows and
nailed boards across any crack we found, but those
mosquitoes just swapped their stinger snouts for saw
snouts and cut through the bunkhouse walls.
We tried lining the walls with big sheets of iron,
but even that didnÕt do any good. Those mosquitoes
just screwed on their metal drill snouts and drilled
on through. Once inside they screwed their stinger
snouts back on and began to chow down.
Finally, Paul made a deal with some mighty bigbees, and they agreed to come and take care of the
mosquitoes. But once the bees and the mosquitoes
got together, things only got worse. They fell in love,
and their offspring were worst than the parents. They
had stingers at both ends, so theyÕd get us coming
and going.
A bunch of the fellas were about ready to quit, but
Paul came through again. He sold the whole batch of
That fella figured skeeterbees could do the wor
fine. The skeeterbees themselves were glad fo
change. After all, theyÕd drained us pretty dr
were beginning to look mighty lean themselves.
Once the skeeterbees were gone, life was ni
on the Big Onion. All the labor-saving contrap
Paul invented made our work not much harder
sorting toothpicks, but a lot more fun. Then at
after Sourdough had filled us up with a nice hot
weÕd sit around the bunkhouse stove and swap
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together.
Whenever he got deep into one of his storie
he didnÕt have the right word, heÕd just invent it o
spot. And right as rain, no other word woulddone the trick like PaulÕs new word. Then wh
was finished with the word, heÕd let it go, and it w
twinkle around above our heads a bit before sli
up the chimney and joining the stars. The nigh
pretty bright whenever Paul told a tale, and the
loved trying to count all those new stars.
Well, things were going along right fine u
letter came one day. HereÕs what it said:
President of the United StatesThe White HouseWashington, District of Columbia
Logging the Dakota Territory
Babe hauled us to the Dakota Territory just be
thaw, so while the fellas staggered around like
back on land after a year at sea Paul scouted Õro
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g fUnited States of America
Dear Mr. Bunyan,
Folks are feeling mighty crowded back east and need moreroom, especially the farmers who are getting squeezed by allthe new towns. I’ve been thinking that the Dakota Territorywould be a good place to move those farms, but it is all coveredwith trees. If you have the time, could you do your country theservice of clearing it by a year from this spring?
Yours Truly,
The President of the United States
Well, Paul was not one to refuse his countryÕs call, so
we broke camp on the Big Onion, and Babe pulled the
whole outfit west. Sad to say, that trip was the last I
ever took with Paul. That letter marked the beginningof the end.
back on land after a year at sea, Paul scouted Õro
countryside, sizing up the job. Now, nobody b
would have been able to scout that land. The
was so thick that if you had tried to thread the
on those pine trees there wasnÕt thread fine eno
the job. It was going to be a mighty big job, b
was never a job too big for Paul to, at least, try
We cut timber and hauled it out of there fas
a hog eats supper. At first, we had to quit at d
Paul made a special deal with the moon. If
put in two years worth of full moons at once, th
would make a speechful of new words and sen
up to spangle the night sky. The Milky Way
so crowded, some of them got pushed out and
falling back to earth as shooting stars, streamithrough the night sky.
Come winter, things were going smoothly un
the purple cow, stopped giving milk. The fel
pretty upset about that because without her
creamy milk SourdoughÕs pancakes tasted prett
Some of the fellas even said theyÕd quit if Pau
do something about it, and right quick. So Pa
thinking, and soon enough he figured out wh
wrong. HereÕs what Paul figured out:
Lucy loved green grass; so when winter came and
all she had to eat was yellow hay, she was mighty
disappointed Fortunately she didnÕt starve herself to
lumber trees, however, but fruit trees, apple trees, wh
he found a spot of clear land.
The stranger said this Johnny Appleseed wandered
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disappointed. Fortunately, she didn t starve herself to
death, but she only ate enough to keep alive, a chomp
or two, but that was far from enough to make sweet,
creamy milk.
So Paul figured he needed to trick her into thinking it
was spring, and he had Johnny Inkslinger, his bookkeeper,
order her some special green glasses from New York.
Now when she looked at the hay, she thought it was
green and started to chomp away. There was one more
problem though. Because it was winter and so cold, her
milk came out ice cream.
One night that winter a stranger arrived at the camp.
He wasnÕt looking for work, just passing through, so
since Paul was always generous with whatever he had at
hand, he let the fella sleep in an extra bunk. All he askedof that fella was he tell a good tale to pay for his chow.
That stranger was happy to oblige, and the tale he told
was mighty strange indeed.
He told about a fella he had met once down Ohio way
back when he was a boy. Folks called this fella Johnny
Appleseed, and he was as different from Paul as night
from day. Unlike Paul, who spent most of his life cutting
down trees, this fella spent his life planting them. Not
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place to place and had no steady home. So in that w
was a lot like Paul, and in other ways too. He didnÕ
about owning things of this world; he only cared abo
things that helped him with his work. Whatever he n
he carried in a sack on his back, and instead of a rekind of hat, he wore a cooking pot on his head to ke
the rain. And he was always kind to animals.
Well, the next morning the stranger left, and we th
nothing more about him. Why, we all would have for
him for good if the strangest thing hadnÕt happened
that spring, just after we had finished hauling off th
stand of timber weÕd cut.
Come supper time I noticed Paul wasnÕt around
so I went out looking for him. He wasnÕt hard to f
the starlight. I came upon him sitting on a pile of saw
weeping.
ÒWhatÕs the matter, boss?Ó I asked. I donÕt think any
had ever seen Paul cry.
ÒLook what weÕve done, Ol look what weÕve d
And he looked out at the vast, empty plain where the
forest had once been.
ÒWe cut it down, Ol, and there ainÕt one tree left
ÒBut ainÕt that what you wanted?Ó I asked.
ÒDonÕt you see, Ol? We changed this country and
not for the good None of those settlers from back east
of the night, we could hear his whistling as it
with the wind singing through the trees.
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not for the good. None of those settlers from back east
will ever hear the wind rustlinÕ through the leaves or cool
themselves in the shade of a towering tree like we done.Ó
ÒWell, Paul, there ainÕt nothing we can do about that
now. We canÕt stick those trees back in the ground.Ó
Then that twinkle came into PaulÕs eye, the twinkle he
got whenever he was getting an idea.
ÒOl, do you remember that stranger who came
through last winter and told about a fella named Johnny
Appleseed?Ó
I nodded.
ÒWell,Ó said Paul, standing up and whistling for Babe,
Òhe had a right good idea. IÕm going to do like he done.
Why, thereÕs enough seeds stuck to my shirt right now to
replant all the forests IÕve ever cut down.Ó
And with that Paul took my hand, gave it a hearty shake
and, with Babe at his side, headed off into the glorious,
star-spangled night.
None of us ever saw Paul again. We looked around for
him mighty hard but never could find him. He and Babe
must have worked nights. But we could alway tell where
heÕd been by the stands of saplings weÕd find sprouting in
an open field. And if we listened real careful in the stillness
A Scary Story
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Wiley and his mama lived down in the swamp. It was
mighty lonesome down there; nobody ever came around.
Unless it was to see his mama. She was a conjure woman.
ÒBut youÕre a conjure woman, Mama.Ó
ÒThatÕs Õcause I was raised on the Tombigb
whereÕs they all knows conjure.Ó
Wiley and the Hairy Man
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Unless it was to see his mama. She was a conjure woman.
She could make stuff happen, and she could make stuff
disappear. She could put charms on, and she could take
charms off. She was a two-head woman. She could see
what was coming from tomorrow, and she could see
what was following you from the day before last.
One day Wiley said, ÒMama, the hen house needs
fixinÕ. IÕm gonna get my ax anÕ go down to the swamp
anÕ cut me some bamboo poles.Ó
ÒYou watch that swamp,Ó Mama said. ÒYou take your
hounds, you hear, or the Hairy ManÕll get you fÕ sure.Ó
Now, the last thing Wiley wanted to meet was the
Hairy Man. ThatÕs because Wiley knew the Hairy Man
was a mighty bad man. Only thing he wanted to meet
less was the devil himself.ÒMama, whereÕs the Hairy Man from?Ó
ÒNo one knows fÕ sure or how he come to be. Some
says heÕs the devilÕs man anÕ does his work for him up
here. Others says he never was no human man, just one
of them creatures the devil gives special powers to. But
heÕs a conjure man, fÕ sure if heÕs anything, you believe
me! He knows more conjure than most folks in these
parts.Ó
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ÒYou ever see the Hairy Man, Mama?Ó
ÒNo, but I heard him once, laughinÕ off in the
with that lowdown mean laugh of his. Now,
scared, child; your mamaÕs gonna keep that o
Man from gettinÕ you.Ó
ÒBut how will I know the Hairy Man, Mama,
him?Ó
ÒCause heÕs ugly! Woeee! Is he ugly! He go
over anÕ eyes burninÕ like coals. HeÕs got feet lik
anÕ big sharp teeth with drool all drippinÕ down.
ÒIÕll watch out for him.Ó
ÒYou take your hound dogs with you. Th
ManÕs scared of dogs.Ó
ÒYes maÕam. IÕll take my hounÕ dawgs where
H-eee-rrr-eee dogs! Barney McCabe, Doodley
Sue Boy, your masterÕs callinÕ you.Ó
When Wiley got to the swamp, it was real quie
for the buzzing of flies and the faroff cry of a gh
It was creepy, real creepy. Suddenly a wild pi
across his path, and the dogs were after it.
ÒBarney McCabe, Doodley Doo anÕ Sue Boy!Ó
But it wasnÕt no use. They were gone.
heard footsteps stomping through the brush. They were
coming towards him.
ÒWiiillleeeyyyyy!Ó cried the scariest voice youÕd ever
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want to hear. ÒIÕm gonna git you, Wiiiiii-ley.Ó
Coming through the shallow water was the ugliest
critter youÕll ever want to see. It was covered with coarse
hair and had hoofed feet like a cow and was carrying a
big, old croaker sack.
Fast as he could move, Wiley was up a tree.
The critter stopped beneath the tree and sniffed
around a bit, then it looked up and smiled. Its eyes
burned like coals, and its teeth were as sharp as razors.
And out of the corner of its mouth dripped drool that
burned up the grass.
It was the Hairy Man, for sure!
ÒHellll-looowww, Wiii-leeeey. What you doinÕ up in
that tree? You wanna come down anÕ play?Ó
ÒMy mama told me to stay away from you, Hairy
Man.Ó
ÒHaahaahaa!Ó the Hairy Man laughed and put the
croaker sack down.
ÒWhat you got in that croaker sack, Hairy Man?Ó
ÒI ainÕt got nothinÕ . . . nothinÕ, yet. Haahaahaa!!Ó
Then the Hairy Man picked up WileyÕs ax and began
to chop, laughing hideously with every swing.
ÒHey, Hairy Man! ThatÕs my ax. You put it down.Ó
ÒItÕs mine now, unless you wanna come down anÕ take
it away.Ó
ÒMy mama can study me all the conjure
Barney McCabe, Doodley Doo, Sue Boy! Sic Õem
Just then those hound dogs came bounding o
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And he laughed some more in his horrible way. Then
he got chopping so fast that the wood chips filled the
air.
ÒFly, chips, fly!Ó Wiley cried. ÒOhhhh! Fly back to
where you come from!Ó
But the Hairy Man just went on swinging that ax like
he was having the time of his life.
ÒWait, Hairy Man, wait! IÕll come halfway down if
you conjure this here tree twice as big around.Ó
ÒI ainÕt studyinÕ you no conjure!Ó
ÒBet you canÕt.Ó
ÒI ainÕt even gonna try. Haahaahaa!Ó
And the tree began to sway. Just then Wiley heard
his dogs barking, a far way off.
ÒHeeeerrrreeee dawgs!Ó
ÒYou ainÕt got no hounÕ dawgs. I done sent that pig to
draw Õem off. Haahaahaa!Ó
ÒBarney McCabe, Doodley Doo, Sue Boy! Your
masterÕs callinÕ you!Ó
The barking got louder, and the Hairy Man darted his
eyes from side to side.
ÒYou come down here, boy,Ó he said, ÒanÕ IÕll study
you conjure, fÕ sure.Ó
woods, and the Hairy Man gave one last snarl a
off; he didnÕt stick around to see who they were
for.
ò ô
Mama was waiting on the porch.
ÒWwoooeee!Ó Wiley cried as he pulled her in
slammed the door. ÒI done met the Hairy Man
anÕ got stuck up in a bay tree! Dogs come back a
me, though.Ó
ÒDid he have his croaker sack with him?Ó
ÒYes maÕam!Ó
ÒYou listen here, boy,Ó Mama said. ÒNext tim
go climbinÕ up no bay tree, you hear?Ó
ÒI hear you! No maÕam, I ainÕt. They ainÕt tallIÕm gonna to find me a sycamore! ThatÕs a tall t
ÒYou listen here, boy! You donÕt go climbinÕ n
tree. You stay put on the ground anÕ say, ÔHel
Man!Õ You listeninÕ, boy?Ó
But Wiley was too scared to listen. All he co
was the beating of his heart and the chatterin
teeth.
ÒHow are you gonna learn anything if you donÕt
listen? You wanna be dead, boy?Ó
ÒYes maÕam! I mean, no, maÕ am!Ó
ÒYou do like I say, hear.Ó
So he did as his mama said. He tied up his ho
and went down to the swamp. Everything was
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ÒNow that old Hairy Man ainÕt gonna hurt you Õcause
IÕm gonna tell you how to be rid of him.Ó
ÒIÕll be rid of him, Mama, Õcause heÕll be rid of me.
HeÕll put me in that croaker sack of his!Ó
ÒNow, you listen good anÕ do as I say. Next time youmeet the Hairy Man, you say, ÔHello Hairy Man,Õ anÕ he
says, ÔHello Wiley.Õ AnÕ you says, ÔHairy Man, I heard
you the best conjure man Õround these partsÕ . . . .Ó
Ò. . . you the best conjure man Õround these parts.Ó
ÒThatÕs right, boy. AnÕ heÕll say, ÔI reckon I is.Õ Then
you say, ÔI bet you canÕt turn yourself into something big
like a gee-raff.Õ And you keep tellinÕ him he canÕt, and
sure Õnuff he will.Ó
ÒYes maÕam!Ó
ÒNow, listen up good. Next thing you say is, ÔI bet you
canÕt turn yourself into no agilator,Õ anÕ sure enough he
will. Then you say, ÔWhy, anybody can turn themselves
into something big as a man, but I bet you canÕt turn
yourself into no possum!Õ AnÕ he will! You grab him and
stuff him into his croaker sack anÕ fling Õim into the river.
AnÕ donÕt take no hounÕ dawgs with you, you hear?Ó
ÒYes maÕam,Ó said Wiley, scratching his head. ÒBut it
jusÕ donÕt sound right somehow.Ó
and still and creepy when he got there. Creep
a graveyard at midnight with the wind howling
the trees. Then he felt something breathing heav
him. It was the Hairy Man, and his eyes were bu
coals, and his teeth were dripping drool.ÒHello, Hairy Man,Ó Wiley said, just like his m
him to say.
ÒHellll-looowww, Wiii-leeeey,Ó answered Ha
just like his mama said he would.
ÒAh . . . Ah, uh . . . hear you . . . uhh . . . is . . .
conjure man Õround.Ó
ÒI reckon I is.Ó
ÒWell, bet you canÕt conjure yourself into no
ÒShucks! That ainÕt no trouble.Ó
ÒBet you canÕt!Ó
So the Hairy Man grabbed hold of his head an
it and pulled on his neck till it was ten feet long.
grabbed his arms and legs and twisted and pul
too until he had turned himself into a giraffe.
ÒWoeee! ThatÕs good, Hairy Man. But I bet
turn yourself into no agilator.Ó
So the Hairy Man grabbed hold of himself an
and pulled and pulled and twisted until he had turned
himself into an alligator. But all the while, he kept his
eye on Wiley. He was making sure he didnÕt run off.
ÒHa! ThatÕs whatÕs IÕs good at, makinÕ stuff di
See that birdÕs nest next your head? ItÕs disap
Haahaahaa!Ó
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ÒW000-EEE!Ó Wiley cried. ÒThatÕs good; thatÕs real
good, Hairy Man. But any conjure man can turn hisself
into something big as a man. I bet you canÕt turn yourself
into no possum.Ó
So the Hairy Man twisted around and around andaround until he had twisted himself up real small and
turned himself into a possum.
Wiley grabbed that possum and stuffed it into the
croaker sack, tied it up good and tight, and swung it
around and around and flung it into the river.
Wiley was mighty pleased with himself now, so he
started off for home. But he hadnÕt gone fifty feet when
he saw the Hairy Man coming for him through the trees.
Quick as he could climb, Wiley was up in the top of the
first tree at hand.
ÒHaahaahaa! I done turned myself into the wind anÕ
blew right out of there,Ó laughed the Hairy Man as he
circled around the bottom of the tree. ÒNow IÕs gonna
set right here till you gets hungry anÕ falls out of that
tree. You want me to learn you some conjure?Ó
ÒWell, you done some pretty smart tricks,Ó Wiley said.
ÒBut I bet you canÕt make things disappear anÕ goes where
nobody knows. My mama can do that, anÕ so can I.Ó
ÒHow do I know it was there in the first plac
you canÕt make something I knows is here disap
ÒÓHa! Look at your shirt.Ó
And the shirt disappeared, right off WileyÕs b
ÒWell, thatÕs pretty good, Hairy Man, but t jusÕ a plain old shirt. But this here rope I got tie
my britches been conjured by my mama. I bet y
make it disappear.Ó
ÒHaahaahaa! I can make all the rope in t
county disappear.Ó
ÒBet you canÕt! Bet you canÕt! Bet you canÕt
ÒFrom now on all the rope in this here cou
done disappeared. Haaha . . . .Ó
From far off came the sound of barking dogs
started laughing, and the Hairy Man started
and darting his eyes from side to side.
ÒHairy Man,Ó Wiley laughed, Òyou jusÕ conju
rope off of my dogs. Heerreeee dawgs! Barney
Doodley Doo and Sue Boy! Your masterÕs callin
And the Hairy Man was gone like the wind.
ò ô
Mama was waiting on the porch.
ÒWell, child; did you get him into the croaker sack?Ó
ÒYes maÕam! But he went anÕ turned himself into the
d bl d h lf
ÒChild, fetch a sucklinÕ pigs from the barn.Ó
ÒYes maÕam.Ó
When Wiley had fetched his Mama the suck
h k d l b d l k h
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wind anÕ blowed himself out.Ó
ÒThen why ainÕt you dead?Ó
Wiley slapped his side and laughed.
ÒI done fooled him, Mama! I done fooled him a second
time! I tricked him into conjuring all the rope in this herecounty away, anÕ that set my hounÕ dawgs free!Ó
ÒThat was right smart, Wiley, but now heÕll be after
you fÕ sure.Ó
ÒHmm, thatÕs bad.Ó
ÒBut we done fooled him twice, and if we fool him a
third time, heÕll have to leave you alone.Ó
ÒThen we got to study up quick, mama, Õcause heÕs
gonna be here as soon as it gets dark, anÕ that ainÕt
gonna be long.Ó
ÒThen I better study up directly.Ó
Mama sat down in her rocking chair and began to
mumble up her conjure spells, but Wiley, he didnÕt waste
time with studying. He tied a dog to each door, then he
built a roaring fire in the fire place, and finally he broke
his mamaÕs broom in half and made a hex sign that he
stuck across the window. Hairy Man wouldnÕt get in any
of those ways.
she tucked it into WileyÕs bed like it was her own
ÒMama! Why you tuckinÕ that sucklinÕ pig
bed?Ó
ÒYou hush, child, or the Hairy ManÕs gonna
fÕ sure. Now get up into the loft. ItÕs gettinÕ darkHairy ManÕs gonna be here real soon.Ó
Wiley didnÕt need to be told twice. He scram
into the loft and pulled the ladder after him. M
back down in her chair and began to rock.
In no time it was dark. Somewhere far off, a g
was calling, but suddenly it became real quiet re
The dogs began to whimper and whine. They tu
their ropes and clawed at the floor. Wiley pe
through a crack, and way off by the edge of the
he could see something big against the sky. It
and it had horns that stuck up above the trees.
ÒMaaawww-maaaaaaa!Ó it called, ÒIÕs comi
your baby.Ó
It was the Hairy Man. He ran across the f
tore up the fence. He circled the house, snar
scratching on the walls. Then Wiley heard the fla
great wings, and something heavy landed on th
ÒGrrrrrrrr!Ó it snarled, and the dogs tore free and dove
under the bed, whimpering like there was no tomorrow.
The Hairy Man jumped down onto the porch and
b t hi th d
ÒOhhh,Ó said the Hairy Man, ÒthatÕs jusÕ wha
So Mama threw open the door and let him in
ÒMy babyÕs over there, in that bed.Ó
ÒY h!Ó
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began scratching on the door.
ÒMaaaaw-maaaa, I come to git your baby.Ó
ÒYou ainÕt getting my baby, Hairy Man,Ó Mama
hollered back.
ÒGive him here! If you donÕt, IÕs gonna come in anÕ gityou. IÕm blue-gummed, anÕ IÕs gonna bite you anÕ pieÕsin
you, fÕ sure!Ó
ÒIÕm right blue-gummed myself, anÕ IÕll bite you right
back,Ó Mama laughed.
ÒYou give him here! Or IÕll set your house on fire!
Haahaahaa! Yeah!Ó
ÒI got plenty of sweet milk to put your fire out with.Ó
The Hairy Man laid his head against the door and
snarled through a crack. He was getting mad.
ÒYou donÕt want me to dry up your spring, or to make
your cow go dry, or to send a swarm of boll weevils out
of the ground to eat up your cotton?Ó
ÒThatÕd be pretty mean, Hairy Man.Ó
ÒWell, IÕm a mighty mean man! I ainÕt never seen a
man as mean as me. Haah!Ó
ÒI tell you what, Hairy Man, if I give you my baby, will
you go away anÕ leave us in peace?Ó
ÒYeah!Ó
Hairy Man rushed over and pulled back the c
ÒAaagghhh!!!Ó he screamed. ÒThere ainÕt not
but a sucklinÕ pig!Ó
ÒWell,Ó Mama laughed, ÒI ainÕt said what kindIÕd give you, anÕ that sucklinÕ pigÕs sure Õnuf be
me, anÕ I done sure Õnuf give him to you!Ó
With that, Hairy Man fell to raging and yel
stomping and jumping up and down.
ÒNow you get out of my house, Hairy Man,
ordered, swatting him with her broom.
Hairy Man grabbed up that suckling pig an
one last snarl, fled back to the swamp.
ÒHe gone, Mama?Ó Wiley asked.
ÒGone forever, child. We done fooled him thr
anÕ he ainÕt never cominÕ back.Ó
Oh! Susanna
I come from Alabama
With my Banjo on my knee Ð
Author:Arthur M. Pittis has been a class and high school humateacher in Waldorf schools for twenty-four years, rst a
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IÕs goinÕ to LouÕsiana,
My true love for to see,
It rainÕd all night the day I left,
The weather it was dry;The sun so hot I froze to death Ð
Susanna, donÕt you cry.
Oh! Susanna, do not cry for me,
I come from Alabama,
With my Banjo on my knee.
I had a dream the other night,
When every thing was still;
I thought I saw Susanna dear,
A cominÕ down the hill;
A buckwheat cake was in her mouth,
A tear was in her eye,
I says, IÕs cominÕ from the south, Ð
Susanna, donÕt you cry.
Oh! Susanna, do not cry for me,
I come from Alabama,
With my Banjo on my knee.
– Stephen Collins Foster (14)
Waldorf School of Baltimore and now at the Austin WaSchool. He is the author of Pedagogical Theatre and member of the Leadership Council of AWSNA. He is thetwo adult daughters who received Waldorf educations .
Illustrator:Ausa M. Peacock attended the Austin Waldorf School frokindergarten through twelfth grade and is currently stuart at Queens University in Kingston, Ontario. In illustrseries, she called upon her experience as a student in thschool in creating her warm and evocative drawings.