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Melbourne Sunday, April 10, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG(A)

The Sakae Ito StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG Ride To MisadventureSet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale's Navy (R) PG Is There A Doctor In The Hut?Binghamton denies the boys leave but changes his mind when he finds that movie star Rita Howard has a 'cousin' on Taratupa.

9:00AM Million Dollar Catch (R)

PG(L)

It's a gripping high seas adventure, as four crews compete to fill their quota of prized crayfish in some of the roughest seas in the world.

9:30AM V8 Xtra 'CC'

G Join the V8Xtra team in the studio this week with V8 Rookie driver James Moffat from the Jim Beam Racing.

10:00AM NWA - On Fire PG Get ready to slam and jam when professional wrestling's stars step through the ropes and battle for supremacy.

11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG The Thigh Bone's Connected To The Knee BoneQuincy is given an unusual gift - a human thigh bone. Then Quincy notices a nick which appears to have been made by a bullet. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO and FRED GRANDY.

12:00PM Magnum P.I. (R) PG(V)

Texas LightningIt's Magnum's birthday, and he is hired by expert card player 'Texas Lightning', to act as her bodyguard at a high stakes poker game.

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG Out Of The SkyHawke works on a stunt-flying assignment for the manager of a singer who proves murderous at the prospect of losing his percentage.

2:00PM Car Sharks (R)

PG Graffiti Artists V Fine ArtistsIn this new show, two teams of contestants are given an old car, 500 British pounds and five days to completely transform it.

2:30PM Fifth Gear (R)

G The 2004 Fifth Gear Awards are announced for Best Small Car, Best Family Car, Best Fast Car and Best Overall Car.

3:00PM American Hot Rod PG '32 Hi-Boy Roadster 4When Mike refuses to work on weekend and a boxful of crucial parts fails to come back, the hot-rod might not be finished in time. Starring BOYD CODDINGTON.

4:00PM Monster Garage (R) PG(V,L)

Low Bull RiderJesse and his team take the bull by the horns as they turn a 1970 Ford Ranchero into a seething, snorting, bucking bull. Starring JESSE JAMES and CHAD DENTON.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Drew CamDrew allows Winfred-Louder to web- cast his home life on the Internet. But when the store hires a woman to play his girlfriend, Kate ends up revealing her deepest secret on the information superhighway. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER and CHRISTA MILLER.

5:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G The Turkey Bowl / Andy's GirlfriendJim can't tear himself away from a Thanksgiving Day bowling tournament, though Cheryl and her guests anxiously wait to start dinner. Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:30PM The Amazing Race 'CC'

**FAST TRACKED**

PG Teams of two people, each with a pre-existing relationship, race around the world with a task to do at each destination. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN.

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Melbourne Sunday, April 10, 2011

7:30PM Gene Simmons Family Jewels

PG Sophie's Sweet 16Nick uses his power over Gene to make Sophie's Sweet 16 birthday party turn from low key to an all out blow-out party. Starring GENE SIMMONS, SHANNON TWEED, SOPHIE SIMMONS, NICK SIMMONS and TRACY TWEED.

8:30PM 7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2002)

M(V)

The League Of Extraordinary GentlemenThe League members are staunch individualist, with checkered pasts and singular gifts that have been both blessing and curse. Now they must learn to trust each other and work as a team for the very hope of civilization. With little preparation and no time to lose, they will be transported via Captain Nemo's extraordinary submarine to the frontline of defense in Venice, Italy. There, a masked madman known as the Fantom plans to sabotage a conference of world leaders by setting off a domino chain of explosions, sinking the entire city. Starring SEAN CONNERY, NASEERUDDIN SHAH, PETA WILSON, TONY CURRAN, STUART TOWNSEND, SHANE WEST, JASON FLEMYNG, RICHARD ROXBURGH and JASON FLEMYNG.

11:00PM Trigger Happy TV (R)

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

M A Kamikaze cheerleader and a penguin-hating nun frolic on the streets of America in this rapid fire, hidden-camera comedy. Starring DOM JOLY, TRAVIS DRAFT, JESSICA MAKINSON and JEERRY MINOR.

12:00AM Lost (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

M Across The Sea / What They Died ForThe motives of John Locke are finally explained. Then, while Locke devises a new strategy, Jack's group searches for Desmond. Starring MATTHEW FOX, JOSH HOLLOWAY and EVANGELINE LILLY.

2:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG(A)

The Sakae Ito StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.

3:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG(V)

Texas LightningIt's Magnum's birthday, and he is hired by expert card player 'Texas Lightning', to act as her bodyguard at a high stakes poker game. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN, ROGER E MOSLEY and LARRY MANETTI.

4:00AM American Hot Rod PG '32 Hi-Boy Roadster 4When Mike refuses to work on weekend and a boxful of crucial parts fails to come back, the hot-rod might not be finished in time. Starring BOYD CODDINGTON.

5:00AM Airwolf (R) PG Out Of The SkyHawke works on a stunt-flying assignment for the manager of a singer who proves murderous at the prospect of losing his percentage. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT, ERNEST BORGNINE and CAITLIN O'SHANNESSY.


Melbourne Monday, April 11, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Annie Griffith StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG Storm GateSet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale's Navy (R) PG Today I Am A ManParker requests a transfer when a nurse unintentionally demoralises him. McHale and crew work out a plan to make him feel better.

9:00AM NBC Today 'CC'

International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.

10:00AM NBC Meet The Press 'CC'

Tom Brokaw interviews newsmakers from around the world.

11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Visitors In ParadiseQuincy answers Jessica Casey's impassionate plea to locate evidence that will prove her father innocent of killing his ex-wife.

12:00PM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Double JeopardyMagnum returns from a case to find that the Masters Estate is being used by a film team to shoot a new movie..

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG DambreakersHawke and a reporter are held prisoners by terrorists who use a religious group's settlement to hide their dam-bombing activities. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

2:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Short SightedA boy is ashamed his father is a dwarf so Matt teaches him that size isn't everything, while Caroline and Logan head for disaster. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG The Quill Is MightierPeevish goddess Aphrodite casts a spell on Gabrielle's scroll, turning everything she writes into reality. Starring LUCY LAWLESS, RENEE O'CONNOR, KEVIN SMITH and TED RAIMI.

4:00PM Hercules (R) PG Star To Guide ThemHercules and Iolaus try to stop the fulfillment of a dangerous prophecy which involves the murder of young male children. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and BRENT BARRETT.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Drew's StomachacheStress about his impending first date with Kate causes severe stomach problems for Drew, who can't see his girl without wanting to hurl. Meanwhile, Mimi shocks Steve when she tells him she was married once before to rocker Eddie Money. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER, CHRISTA MILLER and KATHY KINNEY.


**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G An According To Jiminy Christmas / The Bad WordCheryl is hurt when her mother gives Dana a cherished heirloom for Christmas. Meanwhile, Ruby and Gracie think Andy, decked out as Santa, is the real thing. Starring JIM BELUSHI, COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH and KIMBERLY WILLIAMS.

6:30PM My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC'

PG He Heard, She HeardWhen Claire sneaks out of the house to attend a house party and uses Kady as an accomplice, Michael plots to teach her a lesson. Starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI.


Melbourne Monday, April 11, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Punk ChickEric's awkward attempts to get to second base with Donna make her thoroughly uncomfortable. Then, Chrissy, a punk chick, roars into town on her Vespa and steals Hyde's heart. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS and ASHTON KUTCHER.

7:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG Return Of The Shirt / Okay AwesomeTed's outlook on his search for love is altered when he rediscovers an old shirt. Then, Ted and Barney check out the club scene with Robin. Starring JOSH RADNOR and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

8:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC'

M Jerome Is The New BlackWhile looking for a new friend to fill the void left by Cleveland, Peter and the guys meet Jerome, but things take a turn for the worse when Peter learns that Jerome and Lois were once more than friends. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and MILA KUNIS.

9:00PM American Dad 'CC'

**ALL NEW EPISODE**

M Son Of StanWhen Stan and Francine can't agree on the best way to raise Steve, Stan has him cloned in order to see whose method is better; and Roger chases Hayley and Jeff around the world. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL.

9:30PM Family Guy 'CC'

**ALL NEW EPISODE**

MA(A)

Partial Terms Of EndearmentA friend asks Lois to be a surrogate mother for her, and Lois agrees. But when the friend unexpectedly dies Lois isn't sure what to do. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and MILA KUNIS.

10:00PM American Dad (R) 'CC' M Stan Of Arabia - Part 1Bullock reassigns Stan to Saudi Arabia, where Stan finds out that women are governed by a strict set of rules that are much to his liking. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL.

10:30PM Scrubs (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG My New Role / My Lawyers In LoveWhen Dr. Cox becomes overwhelmed in his new role as Chief of Medicine, he does the unthinkable. Then, it takes a village to help Ted take the first step when he falls in love at first sight. Starring ZACH BRAFF and SARAH CHALKE.

11:30PM CNNNN (R) 'CC'

M The Chaser Non-Stop News Network is a news and Current Affairs show satirising American news channels such as CNN and Fox News. Starring CHARLES FIRTH and ANDREW HANSEN.

12:00AM The Sopranos (R) 'CC'

MA(L)

Second OpinionJunior continues his cancer treatments, but the prognosis isn't good. Chris meanwhile finds himself under suspicion from Paulie. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.

1:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Double JeopardyMagnum returns from a case to find that the Masters Estate is being used by a film team to shoot a new movie.

2:00AM Airwolf (R) PG DambreakersHawke and a reporter are held prisoners by terrorists who use a religious group's settlement to hide their dam-bombing activities.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Visitors In ParadiseQuincy answers Jessica Casey's impassionated plea to locate evidence that will prove her father innocent of killing his ex-wife.

4:00AM Hercules (R) PG Star To Guide ThemHercules and Iolaus try to stop the fulfillment of a dangerous prophecy. Starring KEVIN SORBO and BRENT BARRETT.

5:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Short SightedA boy is ashamed his father is a dwarf so Matt teaches him that size isn't everything, while Caroline and Logan head for disaster. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.


Melbourne Tuesday, April 12, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Matthew Lowry StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG The Dark CorridorSet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale's Navy (R) PG Jolly WallyEager to have a well-known war correspondent do a story on him, Binghamton makes Parker the base PR Officer.



11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG The Two Sides Of TruthQuincy finds that the top pathologist in the country is the expert witness in an accident insurance trial.

12:00PM Magnum P.I. (R) PG(V,A)

The Last PageA Vietnam veteran, whom Magnum distantly knows from a mission they both served on during the war, hires him to supposedly find his missing girlfriend.

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG Severance PayWhen one of Hawke's friends threatens to divulge sensitive information, Hawke tries to bring him to his senses.

2:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Someone To Baywatch Over YouAn undercover FBI agent upsets Mitch when she arrives to capture a notorious gangster. Starring DAVID HASSELHOF.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Maternal InstinctsGabrielle's daughter joins forces with Callisto in an attempt to kill Xena's son. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules (R) PG Lady And The DragonHercules battles a dragon. Will he take its life or spare it? Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Steve And Mimi Get MarriedSteve and Mimi wed, but not before dealing with a death in the Carey family and a corpse in the backyard. Starring DREW CAREY.


**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G Model Behavior / The MoneyWhen Ruby is hired for a cookie ad, Jim sees an opportunity for a lucrative modelling career for his daughter. Starring JIM BELUSHI, COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH and KIMBERLY WILLIAMS.


PG Michael's GardenWhen Janet gets Michael to understand the importance of having a colonoscopy as part of his physical exam, he is nervous about the process but eventually agrees to it. The night before, Michael dreams that singer Lou Rawls is the doctor who performs the procedure while singing 'You're Gonna Miss My Lovin'. Starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI.


Melbourne Tuesday, April 12, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Grandma's DeadWhile driving his mean grandmother home after one of her tension-filled visits, Eric gets up the nerve to tell her that being nice won't kill her - but then she dies on his shoulder. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER and DANNY MASTERSON.

7:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG The Slutty Pumpkin / Matchmaker Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. In the second episode, Ted signs up with a matchmaking service. Starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.


M(A)

Dog GoneWhen Brian accidentally kills a neighbourhood dog and is shocked that no one cares, he tries to convince everyone that every dog's life has value; and Lois hires a maid who refuses to listen to Peter. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and MILA KUNIS.

9:00PM American Dad (R) 'CC' M Stan Of Arabia - Part 2After violating several laws in Saudi Arabia, the Smiths are sentenced to death by stoning; and Roger is wooed by a powerful prince. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL.


M(S)

Business GuyAfter Peter throws Carter a wild bachelor party, he slips into a deep coma that not even Dr. House can bring him out of. Lois, now in control of Pewterschmidt Industries, is convinced by Peter to let him run the operation. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.

10:00PM My Name Is Earl (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG Randy's List Item / Friends With Benefits Randy assumes karma is at work when he loses his winning lottery ticket, so he starts a list of his own. In the second episode, Earl visits Joy in her new gated community. Starring JASON LEE ETHAN SUPLEE, JAIME PRESSLY and NADINE VELAZQUEZ.

11:00PM Scrubs (R) ‘CC’

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG My Absence / My Comedy ShowDr. Cox has a rare moment of conscience while Turk and Carla share some big news. Then, J.D. and Turk 6llegiti their historically unfunny annual sketch show with the new crop of interns. Starring ZACH BRAFF, SARAH CHALKE and DONALD FAISON.

12:00AM The Sopranos (R) ‘CC’

MA(D,L)

He Is RisenTony and Ralphie’s feud escalates after Ralphie is denied a promotion. Meadow gets closer to Jackie Aprile and Tony pursues a relationship with a woman he met at a session with Dr Melfi. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.

1:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG(V,A)

The Last PageA Vietnam veteran, whom Magnum distantly knows from a mission they both served on during the war, hires him to supposedly find his missing girlfriend.

2:00AM Airwolf (R) PG Severance PayWhen one of Hawke’s friends threatens to divulge sensitive information, Hawke tries to bring him to his senses.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG The Two Sides Of TruthQuincy finds that the top pathologist in the country is the expert witness in an accident insurance trial.

4:00AM Hercules (R) PG Lady And The DragonHercules battles a dragon. Will he take its life or spare it? Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST.

5:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Someone To Baywatch Over YouAn undercover FBI agent upsets Mitch when she arrives to capture a notorious gangster. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF.


Melbourne Wednesday, April 13, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Ben Courtney StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG The MustangersSet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale’s Navy (R) PG August Teahouse Of Quint McHaleBinghamton is stressed out and long past due for leave, and McHale and the boys have a special reason to make sure he gets one. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE and TIM CONWAY.

9:00AM NBC Today ‘CC’


11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Hit And Run At Danny’sA hit-and-run accident in front of Danny’s Place leaves a football player injured, meaning financial ruin for bar owner Danny Tovo.


The Elmo Ziller StoryMagnum thinks Higgins is pulling a trick when he supposedly meets Higgins’ illegitimate half-brother Elmo, a Texan Rodeo owner.

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG EruptionAn enormous eruption of a long-dormant volcano forces Hawke and Santini to land near a small town, which seems to be under a spell. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

2:00PM Baywatch (R) PG KGAS, The Grooveyard Of Solid GoldThe lifeguards are overwhelmed by the number of visitors to the beach when a new radio station launches a treasure hunt. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG The Bitter SuiteA grief-stricken Gabrielle and Xena mourn the deaths of their respective children by venting their anger on each other. Starring LUCY LAWLESS, RENEE O'CONNOR, KEVIN SMITH, TED RAIMI and KARL URBAN.

4:00PM Hercules (R) PG Long Live The KingIolaus takes on the guise of his identical cousin in an effort to bring peace to a restless country. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) ‘CC’ PG(S)

Drew And Kate’s First DateWhen Kate nods off on their first date, Drew fears he’s boring her. So on their next date he throws caution, and his clothes to the wind. Meanwhile, Mimi rages when Mr. Wick calls her back to the office before her honeymoon is over. Starring DREW CAREY.

5:30PM According To Jim (R) ‘CC’

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G Blowup / RacquetballWhen Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim he proudly shows it to all his friends. Starring JIM BELUSHI, COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH and KIMBERLY WILLIAMS.

6:30PM My Wife And Kids (R) ‘CC’

PG Let Them Eat PieMichael’s on the hunt for a pie-thief when the last piece of lemon meringue disappears. Michael’s plan is to force the kids to eat nothing but pie until one of them confesses. Starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI.


Melbourne Wednesday, April 13, 2011

7:00PM That ‘70s Show (R) ‘CC’ PG Hyde Moves InWhen Hyde’s mum takes off with a trucker and leaves Hyde home alone with no money for food, Eric’s parents step in to help. Kitty and Red have a hard time convincing him, but Hyde finally agrees to move in with them. Starring TOPHER GRACE and ASHTON KUTCHER.

7:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) ‘CC’

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

PG The Duel / Belly Full Of TurkeyLily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and Ted begins to think he’s being pushed out of the apartment. Meanwhile, Barney initiates a ‘Lemon Law’ for first dates. In the second episode, Lily freaks out when she has to spend Thanksgiving dinner with Marshall’s family. Starring JOSH RADNOR and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

8:30PM Family Guy (R) ‘CC’

M Big Man On HippocampusWhile appearing on Family Feud, Peter gets amnesia and forgets everything, including his family; when he decides to live a wild bachelor life, Lois and the kids move out. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.

9:00PM American Dad (R) ‘CC’ M Stannie Get Your GunHayley accidentally paralyses Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks; and Roger convinces Steve he’s adopted. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL.

9:30PM 7mate Wednesday Night Movie (R) ‘CC’ (2004)

AV(V,L,D)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2The bride resumes her quest for justice and is closing in on the man who shot her at her wedding, Bill, her former boss and lover. Firstly, she must face two remaining foes on her Death List – The California Mountain Snake and Sidewinder before moving onto her ultimate goal: to kill Bill! Starring UMA THURMAN, DAVID CARRADINE, LUCY LIU, DARYL HANNAH, MICHAEL PARKS and BO SVENSON.

12:30AM Cops, Cars and Superstars

PG Two hundred premier super cars embark on the world’s most glamorous road rally.

1:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG(V)

The Elmo Ziller StoryMagnum thinks Higgins is pulling a trick when he supposedly meets Higgins’ 8llegitimate half-brother Elmo, a Texan Rodeo owner.

2:00AM Airwolf (R) PG EruptionAn enormous eruption of a long-dormant volcano forces Hawke and Santini to land near a small town, which seems to be under a spell. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

3:00AM Home Shopping Shopping program.



5:00AM Baywatch (R) PG KGAS, The Grooveyard Of Solid GoldThe lifeguards are overwhelmed by the number of visitors to the beach when a new radio station launches a treasure hunt. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.


Melbourne Thursday, April 14, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Tent City StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG NoraSet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale’s Navy (R) PG The Balloon Goes UpThe Captain gets an offer to be transferred but first he must pay a $140,000 debt. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE and TIM CONWAY.



11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Has Anybody Here Seen QuincyWhen a series of misadventures prevents Quincy from getting to the office, Dr. Hiro abandons his duties to handle an autopsy.


Three Minus TwoA leading fashion designer hires Magnum to protect her, when one of her two partners in a designer clothing company is murdered.

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG Short Walk To FreedomHawke, Dominic, Caitlin and four students find themselves in great danger when they are stranded in a Central American jungle. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

2:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Red WindWarm winds create high temperatures through the Bay, presenting the Malibu lifeguards with the task of cooling down beachgoers. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG One Against An ArmyXena must find a way to save Gabrielle from the effects of a poison arrow, but can she take on the entire Persian army single-handed? Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules (R) PG SurpriseThe evil goddess Hera promises Callisto a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) ‘CC’ PG Drew And The Racial Tension PlayAfter a board member delivers a racist speech to the store employees, Drew tries to calm his staff by staging a play. Meanwhile, Lewis and Doreen try to hide their growing attraction. Starring DREW CAREY.

5:30PM According To Jim (R) ‘CC’

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G Date Night / Birthday BoysJim and Cheryl’s quiet night on the town turns into a fiasco, while Andy is cajoled by Dana into doing her delinquent taxes. Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:30PM My Wife And Kids (R) ‘CC’

PG Jay Gets FiredJay gets fired from her job and becomes a stay-at-home mom, driving everyone crazy. Starring DAMON WAYANS, TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI, GEORGE O CORE II and JAZZ RAYCOLE..


Melbourne Thursday, April 14, 2011

7:00PM That ‘70s Show (R) ‘CC’ PG The Good SonEric is upset because Hyde is getting preferential treatment from his parents while Red and Kitty are shocked to learn that some old friends are swingers. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER, DANNY MASTERSON and LAURA PREPON.

7:30PM Mighty Ships (R) 'CC'

G Emma MaerskStep aboard the Emma Maersk, a colossal ship powered by the world's largest diesel engine turning the world's biggest propeller, this massive ship seldom stops. Don't miss this high speed, high risk seafaring adventure as the crew navigates the pirate-infested Strait of Malacca and Horn of Africa, dodges cyclones in the Indian Ocean and performs two major engine repairs at sea.

8:30PM Man Made Marvels

G Korean ExpressConstruction of South Korea's KTX high-speed railway between Seoul and Busan has been beset with difficulties: from the treacherous terrain, to the project almost being completely scuttled by the Asian financial crisis in 1998. But every challenge posed by this great project has been met and conquered by its team of amazing engineers, designers and advocates.

9:30PM Super Factories 'CC'

**ALL NEW EPISODE**

G Fire TrucksThe one-hundred-foot Heavy Duty Ladder is an ultimate fire-fighting powerhouse and can shoot a water jet at 7600 liters per minute.

10:40PM Breakout (R) 'CC'

M Ohio's Most WantedJohn Parsons is the most notorious prisoner Ohio has ever seen. Now Public Enemy Number One, he is facing the death penalty, and no sooner is he inside, than he is planning his escape.

11:50PM The Sopranos (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

MA(S,L)

Soprano Home Movies / The Telltale MoozadellAfter a close call with the law, Tony and Carmela head to the lake house to celebrate his birthday, where Bobby presents him with an automatic machine gun. The pair enjoys some target practice in the woods, but tensions rise when Janice begins telling embarrassing family stories. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI and EDIE FALCO.

2:00AM Airwolf (R) PG Short Walk To FreedomHawke, Dominic, Caitlin and four students find themselves in great danger when they are stranded in a Central American jungle. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Has Anybody Here Seen QuincyWhen a series of misadventures prevents Quincy from getting to the office, Dr. Hiro abandons his duties to handle an autopsy.

4:00AM Hercules (R) PG SurpriseThe evil goddess Hera promises Callisto a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00AM McHale's Navy (R) PG The Balloon Goes UpThe Captain gets an offer to be transferred but first he must pay a $140,000 debt. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM CONWAY, JOE FLYNN, JANE DULO, CARL BALLANTINE and GARY VINSON.

5:30AM Home Shopping Shopping program


Melbourne Friday, April 15, 2011

6:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Hunter Malloy StoryA wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON.

7:00AM The Virginian (R) PG Big TinySet in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site of fierce living, fighting, and loving that marked the struggle for power and survival prior to the new century. Starring JAMES DRURY.

8:30AM McHale's Navy (R) PG ScuttlebuttTinker's girl dumps him for a pilot, so the crew fabricates a rumour to build Tinker up in the eyes of his sweetheart.



11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG A Good Smack In The MouthAfter picking up a hitchhiker, the wife of Quincy's boss is involved in an accident where both driver and passenger are hospitalised. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO and GLORIA DE HAVEN.

12:00PM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Ki'is Don't LieRobin Masters 'donates' Magnum's services, to provide security over the valuable antiques up for auction at an upcoming charity event.

1:00PM Airwolf (R) PG The Horn Of PlentyHawke and Santini find themselves the targets of a villainous tycoon who is determined to gain possession of Airwolf. Starring JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT and ERNEST BORGNINE.

2:00PM Baywatch (R) PG I SpikeMitch falls head over heels for an attractive rescue expert, while Matt gets an opportunity to prove his beach volleyball skills. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG ForgivenA tearaway offers to help Xena and Gabrielle in their search for the Golden Urn of Apollo, but proves to be trouble. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules (R) PG EncounterHercules and Iolaus fight against a half-woman, half-deer known as the Golden Hind. Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Kate Works For DrewAfter getting fired, Kate finds her true calling as Drew's power-crazed new assistant who makes everyone want to quit. In the meantime, the gang teams up to win Oswald a new car after Lewis accidentally totals his old one. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER, CHRISTA MILLER, KATHY KINNEY, CRAIG FERGUSON, JOHN CARROLL LYNCH and RYAN STILES.


**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G The Receipt / Cheryl's Day OffJim loses a receipt to return a defective DVD player and Cheryl berates him for it, until she discovers that she's the one who lost it. Starring JIM BELUSHI, COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH, KIMBERLY WILLIAMS, LARRY JOE CAMPBELL, TAYLOR ATELIAN and BILLI BRUNO.


PG The Whole World Is WatchingThanks to Jr.'s 24-hour web camera, the whole world knows that Michael and Janet are no longer arguing. Starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI.


Melbourne Friday, April 15, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Garage SaleThe Formans have a garage sale and Hyde contributes his 'special brownies'. Then Fez makes a pass at Jackie, infuriating Kelso and giving Jackie the best kiss she's ever had. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS, TOPHER GRACE, DANNY MASTERSON, LAURA PREPON, DEBRA JO RUPP, KURTWOOD SMITH, TANYA ROBERTS, DON STARK, WILMER VALDERRAMA and LISA ROBIN KELLY.

7:30PM Program To Be Advised Details To Be Advised

8:30PM The Cape 'CC'

M ScalesWhen the Cape tips off Sales, a business partner of Peter Fleming that he has been duped, Scales heads to a party to get revenge. Starring DAVID LYONS, KEITH DAVID, SUMMER GLAU, JAMES FRAIN, VINNIE JONES, DORIAN MISSICK, JENNIFER FERRIN and RYAN WYNOTT.

9:30PM The Event 'CC'

M TurnaboutStill reeling from the attack in Alaska, President Martinez reasserts control over the situation and his administration. Meanwhile, Sophia learns the details of Thomas's murderous rampage, and Thomas sets Sophia and Martinez further at odds. Starring JASON RITTER, BLAIR UNDERWOOD, ZELJKO IVANEK, LAURA INNES, BILL SMITROVICH, CLIFTON COLLINS JR, ROGER BART and GABRIELLE CARTERIS.

10:30PM 7mate's Fright Night Friday (2007)** PREMIERE **

M ShroomsFive American college students arrive in Ireland to go on a camping trip with their old college buddy Jake, who has promised them the 'trip' of a lifetime. 'Tripping' on the best magic mushrooms in the world, the college students start to panic when one of their friends, Bluto, goes missing. Tara claims to have had a premonition about his death but her friends, still high, believe she is suffering the repercussions of the mushrooms. There is something out there, though, and it is waiting to kill. Will the college students make it out alive? Starring LINDSEY HAUN, JACK HUSTON, MAX KASCH, MAYA HAZEN, ALICE GRECZYN, ROBERT HOFFMAN, DON WYCHERLEY and SEAN MCGINLEY.

12:30AM Cops, Cars and Superstars

M(L)

Two hundred premier super cars embark on the world's most glamorous road rally.

1:00AM The Sopranos (R) 'CC'

MA(L)

To Save Us All From Satan's PowerTony isn't feeling the Christmas spirit as he and Furio plan retaliation against the Russian who beat up Janice. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.

2:00AM Airwolf (R) PG The Horn Of PlentyHawke and Santini find themselves the targets of a villainous tycoon who is determined to gain possession of Airwolf.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG A Good Smack In The MouthAfter picking up a hitchhiker, the wife of Quincy's boss is involved in an accident where both driver and passenger are hospitalised. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO and GLORIA DE HAVEN.

4:00AM Hercules (R) PG EncounterHercules and Iolaus fight against a half-woman, half-deer known as the Golden Hind. Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST.

5:00AM Baywatch (R) PG I SpikeMitch falls head over heels for an attractive rescue expert, while Matt gets an opportunity to prove his beach volleyball skills. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON.


Melbourne Saturday, April 16, 2011

6:00AM 2011 AFL Premiership Season 'CC'

G Rnd 4: Richmond v CollingwoodIt's another blockbuster clash between two traditional rivals. The last three encounters have seen the Pies run out convincing winners. Can Damien Hardwick's Tigers challenge the might of the reigning premier Collingwood?

8:30AM McHale's Navy (R) PG Creature From LagoonThe Captian kicks McHale and his men out of their quarters as he is on a mission to go pearl diving. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE.



11:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Hot Dog MurderA college student draws Quincy into the bizarre case of a prison inmate whose death by asphyxiation was caused by a frozen hot dog.

12:00PM Zoom TV

G Zoom TV explores everything that drives, flies and floats; focusing on their functions, versatility and of course, reliability.

12:30PM Fifth Gear (R) G Tiff in his new Porsche Boxster goes up against Jason in his BMW Z4. Jon looks into GPS based speed camera detectors, and Vicki learns how to be a stuntman.

1:00PM Monster Garage (R) PG(L)

Under the HoodA look back at the 'monsters' created so far and the highlights of their making. Includes never-before-seen behind-the-scenes footage as well as bloopers. Starring JESSE JAMES.

2:00PM Car Sharks (R)

PG Police V CriminalsIn this new show, two teams of contestants are given an old car, 500 British pounds and five days to completely transform it.

2:30PM Fifth Gear (R) G Jason drives the new BMW 3 series on a 1000 mile, 48 hour road trip through Spain and France.

3:00PM American Hot Rod PG '65 Mustang 1Boyd's next mission is to rebuild a '65 Ford Mustang, but a feud in the shop changes morale and Boyd is forced to fire a crewmember. Starring BOYD CODDINGTON.

4:00PM Monster Garage (R) PG(L)

West Coast ClipperJesse and his Monster mechanics tackle the challenge of turning a Kayot pontoon into the ultimate party/shark-observation boat. Starring JESSE JAMES.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG(S)

Mimi Moves InDrew gets new neighbours after Steve and an unemployed Mimi move into a mobile home in his backyard. Meanwhile, Lewis has a hard time keeping up with his adventurous new gal pal. Starring DREW CAREY.


**DOUBLE EPISODE**

G No Surprises/ Old Friends When Cheryl goads Dana into admitting Jim has planned a surprise party for her, a furious Jim cancels the party. In the second episode, Jim tries to revisit his wilder days. Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:30PM Engineering Disasters

PG Tonight we document the unusual series of events that caused an American Airlines flight to fall from the sky. Then, NASA embarked on space exploration to create the world's first manned space station. But just seconds after lift off, Skylab suffered critical damage.


Melbourne Saturday, April 16, 2011

7:30PM Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC'

PG Gimli GliderJuly 23, 1983. It's a calm summer evening, when an inexplicable failure strikes, causing the loss of two engines on a brand new passenger jet midway between Montreal and Edmonton. Powerless at 12,000 meters altitude, the pilot needs all his skill, and a little bit of luck, to get his plane to the airport. But his saga doesn't end there because the runway he thought was abandoned is anything but.

8:30PM Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC'

PG Behind Closed DoorsJune 12, 1972. An explosion rips a gaping hole in the cabin of American Airlines Flight 96, a brand-new DC-10. Investigators discover a serious problem with the design of the rear cargo door, and recommend ways to fix it. However, the fault is not repaired and two years later another DC-10 takes off on a routine flight only to suffer the exact same problem, this time with deadly consequences.

9:30PM The Universe

**ALL NEW EPISODE**

PG Alien FacesThey soar through the heavens, fly through the oceans and glide along land. But these are not creatures found on a wildlife safari, these are life forms from another planet. Armed with scientific fact and a little imagination, experts come together to take you on an unprecedented journey to the edges of our imagination.

10:30PM Mega Disasters

PG Oil ApocalypseThe world we've created runs on oil, but supplies won't last forever. Experts predict that it will begin to run out this century. The best case result of this is a worldwide depression. And the worst? Imagine what happens when our industry, our agriculture and our communications grind to a halt. What ensues is a deadly scramble for the basic necessities of life as the struggle descends into outright warfare.

11:30PM Club Reps (R)

M Follow the hilarious and sometimes painful adventures of seasonal holiday workers at Club 18-30 in Faliraki, Rhodes.

12:30AM Stag (R) M Brent Takes The CakeIt's double trouble as Brent's wild friends organise the ultimate bachelor/birthday party. Will Brent get his cake and eat it too?

1:00AM The Sopranos (R) ‘CC’

** TRIPLE EPISODE **

AV(V,L)

Pine Barrens / Amour Fou / The Army Of OneTony isn't feeling the Christmas spirit as he and Furio plan retaliation against the Russian who beat up Janice. Then, Tony has to straighten things out when Gloria threatens to expose their affair to the Soprano family. And in the last episode, after A.J. is expelled from school, Tony and Carmela fight over whether or not to send to him to military school. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI and EDIE FALCO.

4:00AM American Hot Rod PG '65 Mustang 1Boyd's next mission is to rebuild a '65 Ford Mustang, but a feud in the shop changes morale and Boyd is forced to fire a crewmember. Starring BOYD CODDINGTON.

5:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Hot Dog MurderA college student draws Quincy into the bizarre case of a prison inmate whose death by asphyxiation was caused by a frozen hot dog.


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