(1) If you touch the red button, I’ll scream. If you buy a turkey for Thanksgiving, I will cook it

(2) If you touched the red button, the machine would explode.

(3) If you hadn’t touched the red button, the machine wouldn’t have exploded.

(4) If I touched the red button it was an accident.

(5) If you hadn’t touched the red button, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

(6) If you weren’t so nosy you wouldn’t have touched the button.

(7) If she goes, I go.

(8) If she will go, I will go.

(9) Come one step closer and I’ll let you have it.

(10) If you would listen to me, I would explain everything