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Style Invitational Week 1216 As the word turns mdash lsquodiscoverrsquo newwords in a grid
(Click (Click here to skip downhere to skip down to the winning ScrabbleGrams neologisms) to the winning ScrabbleGrams neologisms)
L-9 Piglav A barrsquos menrsquos room by last callL-9 Piglav A barrsquos menrsquos room by last call
P-6 Reggy How you wonrsquot be describing most federal agencies this yearP-6 Reggy How you wonrsquot be describing most federal agencies this year
Wersquore on our third go-round mdash or go-up go-down go-sideways go-diagonally mdash with our contest in which youWersquore on our third go-round mdash or go-up go-down go-sideways go-diagonally mdash with our contest in which youldquodiscoverrdquo brand-new words by tracing a line through letters on a word search grid The Empress created theldquodiscoverrdquo brand-new words by tracing a line through letters on a word search grid The Empress created thegrid by feeding 20 randomly generated words mdash including oddities ranging from ldquodarrrdquo to ldquoquindecemviraterdquo mdashgrid by feeding 20 randomly generated words mdash including oddities ranging from ldquodarrrdquo to ldquoquindecemviraterdquo mdash
Democracy Dies in Darkness
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into an online puzzle generator but lots of other real words showed up as well into an online puzzle generator but lots of other real words showed up as well This week Create a wordThis week Create a wordor multi-word term that consists of adjacent letters mdash in any direction or several directions mdashor multi-word term that consists of adjacent letters mdash in any direction or several directions mdashin the grid above and provide a humorous definitionin the grid above and provide a humorous definition as in the examples above You may also giveas in the examples above You may also givean especially clever definition for an existing term you find And you may use the word in a sentence if thatan especially clever definition for an existing term you find And you may use the word in a sentence if thatmakes your entry funnier Even with this many possible words therersquos a good chance that many people willmakes your entry funnier Even with this many possible words therersquos a good chance that many people willsend in the same word and itrsquoll come down to the description (If yoursquore having trouble printing out the gridsend in the same word and itrsquoll come down to the description (If yoursquore having trouble printing out the gridabove above print it from hereprint it from here))
IMPORTANTIMPORTANT You You absolutelyabsolutely must begin each entry with the letter-number coordinates that mark the first must begin each entry with the letter-number coordinates that mark the firstletter of your term as in the examples no way is your reasonably obliging but got-her-limits Empress going toletter of your term as in the examples no way is your reasonably obliging but got-her-limits Empress going tosearch the grid for it Also please donrsquot begin the line with numbering bullets etc they mess up the entry-search the grid for it Also please donrsquot begin the line with numbering bullets etc they mess up the entry-sortingsorting
Submit entries at this website Submit entries at this website bitlyenter-invite-1216 bitlyenter-invite-1216 (all lowercase)(all lowercase)
Winner gets the Winner gets the Inkinrsquo MemorialInkinrsquo Memorial the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitational the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitationaltrophy Second place gets a nifty toy called Toilet Tunes Itrsquos an electronic floor pad with some piano keystrophy Second place gets a nifty toy called Toilet Tunes Itrsquos an electronic floor pad with some piano keysdrawn on it Tap your feet and make some melodies while yoursquore you know occupied with other matters It is adrawn on it Tap your feet and make some melodies while yoursquore you know occupied with other matters It is alittle-known fact that Beethoven worked out his Symphony No 2 on a primitive version of this instrumentlittle-known fact that Beethoven worked out his Symphony No 2 on a primitive version of this instrumentDonated by Loser Nan Reiner who tried it out and reports that it actually works pretty wellDonated by Loser Nan Reiner who tried it out and reports that it actually works pretty well
Other runners-up Other runners-up win the yearned-for win the yearned-for ldquoThis Is Your Brain on Mugsrdquo Loser mugldquoThis Is Your Brain on Mugsrdquo Loser mug or our Grossery Bag or our Grossery Bag ldquoI GotldquoI Gota B in Punmanshiprdquoa B in Punmanshiprdquo Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets ldquoNo Childishness LeftldquoNo Childishness LeftBehindrdquo Behindrdquo or or ldquoMagnum DopusrdquoldquoMagnum Dopusrdquo First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air ldquofreshenerrdquo ( First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air ldquofreshenerrdquo (FirStinkFirStink for fortheir first ink) Deadline is Monday night March 6 results published March 26 (online March 23) See generaltheir first ink) Deadline is Monday night March 6 results published March 26 (online March 23) See generalcontest rules and guidelines at contest rules and guidelines at wapostInvRuleswapostInvRules The headline for this weekrsquos results is by Jesse Frankovich The headline for this weekrsquos results is by Jesse Frankovichthe honorable-mentions subhead is by Jeff Contompasis ldquoAs the word turnsrdquo was an entry by Dave Prevar in athe honorable-mentions subhead is by Jeff Contompasis ldquoAs the word turnsrdquo was an entry by Dave Prevar in aprevious contest Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at previous contest Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at onfbmeinvdevonfbmeinvdev ldquoLikerdquo Style ldquoLikerdquo StyleInvitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at bitlyinkofdaybitlyinkofday follow follow StyleInviteStyleInvite on Twitter on Twitter
The Style ConversationalThe Style Conversational The Empressrsquos weekly online column published late Thursday afternoonThe Empressrsquos weekly online column published late Thursday afternoondiscusses each new contest and set of results this week shersquoll show the grid with the 20 words used to make itdiscusses each new contest and set of results this week shersquoll show the grid with the 20 words used to make itEspecially if you plan to enter check it out at Especially if you plan to enter check it out at wapoststyleconvwapoststyleconv
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RACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMSRACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMS
Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Week 1212Week 1212 we presentedwe presented40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least five40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least fiveletters Submitted too frequently letters Submitted too frequently BONKLITBONKLIT or or KNOBLIT KNOBLIT as porn andas porn and WHISPAR WHISPAR for that hushed tone for that hushed tonegolf commentators makegolf commentators make
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt TV PAILTV PAIL Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (Mark Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (MarkRichardson Takoma Park Md)Richardson Takoma Park Md)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt ARSPOOPARSPOOP Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank Mann Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank MannWashington)Washington)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt SMARTYRSMARTYR One who vows to One who vows to livelive for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala) for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala)
CHILSTUCHILSTU Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle HIS CULTHIS CULT and and LIC TUSH LIC TUSH (William Kennard(William KennardArlington Va)Arlington Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt POLIVATPOLIVAT A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia) A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YAPROLLYAPROLL A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ) A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt GORYBITGORYBIT A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie ORGYBITORGYBIT the same in a porn the same in a pornflick (Bruce Niedt)flick (Bruce Niedt)
BIKLNOT mdashgt BIKLNOT mdashgt BILKTONBILKTON Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio) Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt CLUMSEDCLUMSED Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TV Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TVagainrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)againrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt DE-SLUMDE-SLUM To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia) To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia)
CIILNUV mdashgt CIILNUV mdashgt LUVNICLUVNIC A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo) A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt VARNISHVARNISH Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa) Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt RAVISHRAVISH To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md) To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt VINRASHVINRASH Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va) Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt NRA-SHIVNRA-SHIV ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (Matt ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (MattMonitto Bristol Conn)Monitto Bristol Conn)
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AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RIPSHAWRIPSHAW A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines) A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RAWSHIP RAWSHIP How to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areHow to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areworking out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)working out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)
AIIMNNV mdashgt AIIMNNV mdashgt MINIVANMINIVAN A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England) A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt LOINALLOINAL The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (Marni The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (MarniPenning Coleman Falls Church Va)Penning Coleman Falls Church Va)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NONILLANONILLA Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC) Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NO-AILNO-AIL The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that all The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that allAmericans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)Americans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt VAIL POTVAIL POT The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins Silver The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt MIASMOSMIASMOS The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va) The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt IOS-MASIOS-MAS Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman Reston Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman RestonVa)Va)
ALOQRSU mdashgt ALOQRSU mdashgt QUAROLS QUAROLS Songs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommySongs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommyChoking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)Choking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt ANNUITANNUIT A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md) A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt NAYNUTNAYNUT Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017- Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017-__ (Mark Raffman)__ (Mark Raffman)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt LOL PRAYLOL PRAY The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuire The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuireWaldorf Md)Waldorf Md)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt TALLY OYTALLY OY Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md) Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt MANNOWSMANNOWS Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird Waring Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird WaringLarchmont NY)Larchmont NY)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt NO SWANNO SWAN Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington) Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt SPA-POORSPA-POOR Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va) Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va)
BBEORRY mdashgt BBEORRY mdashgt ROBE-RYROBE-RY What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K Robinson What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K RobinsonCharlottesville a First Offender)Charlottesville a First Offender)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt BG RIOTBG RIOT After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like that After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like thatsomewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)somewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)
BNNRSUU mdashgt BNNRSUU mdashgt NUN RUBSNUN RUBS The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md) The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md)
CEENNOV mdashgtCEENNOV mdashgt NEONCEacute NEONCEacute This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (Harold This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (HaroldMantle Walnut Creek Calif)Mantle Walnut Creek Calif)
CEIORTW mdashgt CEIORTW mdashgt EWROTICEWROTIC Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider Silver Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt WAR HIPSWAR HIPS Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson) Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt AM-SO-ISMAM-SO-ISMSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (EllenSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (Ellen
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Raphaeli)Raphaeli)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt PALLORY PALLORY The salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyThe salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyMinn)Minn)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt LYALOTLYALOT Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman) Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt MR ARTSYMR ARTSY A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (Mark A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (MarkRaffman)Raffman)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt PLATO VIPLATO VI Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series(Barry Koch)(Barry Koch)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YrsquoALL-PROYrsquoALL-PRO A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (Chris A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (ChrisDoyle)Doyle)
BNNRSUU mdashgtBNNRSUU mdashgt UNBUNS UNBUNS Gives birth (Mark Raffman) Gives birth (Mark Raffman)
CEELRTU mdashgt CEELRTU mdashgt CRULTEECRULTEE De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (Jon De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (JonGearhart)Gearhart)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt ILOVPATILOVPAT The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich) The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich)
Still running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatStill running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatrdquo format See rdquo format See bitlyinvite1215bitlyinvite1215
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9 Celebrities You Didnt RealizeWere on Star Trek
They Gave Everyone Else at theGolden Globes SeriousRelationship Envy
How Older Men Tighten Their Skin[Do This Daily]
Bill Paxtons Cause of DeathRevealed
How to Fix Crepey Skin How To Fix Your Fatigue (Do ThisEvery Day)
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into an online puzzle generator but lots of other real words showed up as well into an online puzzle generator but lots of other real words showed up as well This week Create a wordThis week Create a wordor multi-word term that consists of adjacent letters mdash in any direction or several directions mdashor multi-word term that consists of adjacent letters mdash in any direction or several directions mdashin the grid above and provide a humorous definitionin the grid above and provide a humorous definition as in the examples above You may also giveas in the examples above You may also givean especially clever definition for an existing term you find And you may use the word in a sentence if thatan especially clever definition for an existing term you find And you may use the word in a sentence if thatmakes your entry funnier Even with this many possible words therersquos a good chance that many people willmakes your entry funnier Even with this many possible words therersquos a good chance that many people willsend in the same word and itrsquoll come down to the description (If yoursquore having trouble printing out the gridsend in the same word and itrsquoll come down to the description (If yoursquore having trouble printing out the gridabove above print it from hereprint it from here))
IMPORTANTIMPORTANT You You absolutelyabsolutely must begin each entry with the letter-number coordinates that mark the first must begin each entry with the letter-number coordinates that mark the firstletter of your term as in the examples no way is your reasonably obliging but got-her-limits Empress going toletter of your term as in the examples no way is your reasonably obliging but got-her-limits Empress going tosearch the grid for it Also please donrsquot begin the line with numbering bullets etc they mess up the entry-search the grid for it Also please donrsquot begin the line with numbering bullets etc they mess up the entry-sortingsorting
Submit entries at this website Submit entries at this website bitlyenter-invite-1216 bitlyenter-invite-1216 (all lowercase)(all lowercase)
Winner gets the Winner gets the Inkinrsquo MemorialInkinrsquo Memorial the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitational the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitationaltrophy Second place gets a nifty toy called Toilet Tunes Itrsquos an electronic floor pad with some piano keystrophy Second place gets a nifty toy called Toilet Tunes Itrsquos an electronic floor pad with some piano keysdrawn on it Tap your feet and make some melodies while yoursquore you know occupied with other matters It is adrawn on it Tap your feet and make some melodies while yoursquore you know occupied with other matters It is alittle-known fact that Beethoven worked out his Symphony No 2 on a primitive version of this instrumentlittle-known fact that Beethoven worked out his Symphony No 2 on a primitive version of this instrumentDonated by Loser Nan Reiner who tried it out and reports that it actually works pretty wellDonated by Loser Nan Reiner who tried it out and reports that it actually works pretty well
Other runners-up Other runners-up win the yearned-for win the yearned-for ldquoThis Is Your Brain on Mugsrdquo Loser mugldquoThis Is Your Brain on Mugsrdquo Loser mug or our Grossery Bag or our Grossery Bag ldquoI GotldquoI Gota B in Punmanshiprdquoa B in Punmanshiprdquo Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets ldquoNo Childishness LeftldquoNo Childishness LeftBehindrdquo Behindrdquo or or ldquoMagnum DopusrdquoldquoMagnum Dopusrdquo First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air ldquofreshenerrdquo ( First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air ldquofreshenerrdquo (FirStinkFirStink for fortheir first ink) Deadline is Monday night March 6 results published March 26 (online March 23) See generaltheir first ink) Deadline is Monday night March 6 results published March 26 (online March 23) See generalcontest rules and guidelines at contest rules and guidelines at wapostInvRuleswapostInvRules The headline for this weekrsquos results is by Jesse Frankovich The headline for this weekrsquos results is by Jesse Frankovichthe honorable-mentions subhead is by Jeff Contompasis ldquoAs the word turnsrdquo was an entry by Dave Prevar in athe honorable-mentions subhead is by Jeff Contompasis ldquoAs the word turnsrdquo was an entry by Dave Prevar in aprevious contest Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at previous contest Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at onfbmeinvdevonfbmeinvdev ldquoLikerdquo Style ldquoLikerdquo StyleInvitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at bitlyinkofdaybitlyinkofday follow follow StyleInviteStyleInvite on Twitter on Twitter
The Style ConversationalThe Style Conversational The Empressrsquos weekly online column published late Thursday afternoonThe Empressrsquos weekly online column published late Thursday afternoondiscusses each new contest and set of results this week shersquoll show the grid with the 20 words used to make itdiscusses each new contest and set of results this week shersquoll show the grid with the 20 words used to make itEspecially if you plan to enter check it out at Especially if you plan to enter check it out at wapoststyleconvwapoststyleconv
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And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago
RACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMSRACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMS
Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Week 1212Week 1212 we presentedwe presented40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least five40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least fiveletters Submitted too frequently letters Submitted too frequently BONKLITBONKLIT or or KNOBLIT KNOBLIT as porn andas porn and WHISPAR WHISPAR for that hushed tone for that hushed tonegolf commentators makegolf commentators make
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt TV PAILTV PAIL Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (Mark Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (MarkRichardson Takoma Park Md)Richardson Takoma Park Md)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt ARSPOOPARSPOOP Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank Mann Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank MannWashington)Washington)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt SMARTYRSMARTYR One who vows to One who vows to livelive for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala) for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala)
CHILSTUCHILSTU Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle HIS CULTHIS CULT and and LIC TUSH LIC TUSH (William Kennard(William KennardArlington Va)Arlington Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt POLIVATPOLIVAT A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia) A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YAPROLLYAPROLL A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ) A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt GORYBITGORYBIT A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie ORGYBITORGYBIT the same in a porn the same in a pornflick (Bruce Niedt)flick (Bruce Niedt)
BIKLNOT mdashgt BIKLNOT mdashgt BILKTONBILKTON Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio) Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt CLUMSEDCLUMSED Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TV Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TVagainrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)againrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt DE-SLUMDE-SLUM To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia) To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia)
CIILNUV mdashgt CIILNUV mdashgt LUVNICLUVNIC A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo) A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt VARNISHVARNISH Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa) Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt RAVISHRAVISH To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md) To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt VINRASHVINRASH Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va) Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt NRA-SHIVNRA-SHIV ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (Matt ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (MattMonitto Bristol Conn)Monitto Bristol Conn)
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AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RIPSHAWRIPSHAW A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines) A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RAWSHIP RAWSHIP How to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areHow to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areworking out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)working out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)
AIIMNNV mdashgt AIIMNNV mdashgt MINIVANMINIVAN A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England) A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt LOINALLOINAL The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (Marni The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (MarniPenning Coleman Falls Church Va)Penning Coleman Falls Church Va)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NONILLANONILLA Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC) Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NO-AILNO-AIL The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that all The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that allAmericans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)Americans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt VAIL POTVAIL POT The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins Silver The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt MIASMOSMIASMOS The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va) The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt IOS-MASIOS-MAS Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman Reston Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman RestonVa)Va)
ALOQRSU mdashgt ALOQRSU mdashgt QUAROLS QUAROLS Songs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommySongs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommyChoking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)Choking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt ANNUITANNUIT A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md) A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt NAYNUTNAYNUT Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017- Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017-__ (Mark Raffman)__ (Mark Raffman)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt LOL PRAYLOL PRAY The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuire The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuireWaldorf Md)Waldorf Md)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt TALLY OYTALLY OY Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md) Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt MANNOWSMANNOWS Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird Waring Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird WaringLarchmont NY)Larchmont NY)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt NO SWANNO SWAN Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington) Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt SPA-POORSPA-POOR Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va) Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va)
BBEORRY mdashgt BBEORRY mdashgt ROBE-RYROBE-RY What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K Robinson What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K RobinsonCharlottesville a First Offender)Charlottesville a First Offender)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt BG RIOTBG RIOT After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like that After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like thatsomewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)somewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)
BNNRSUU mdashgt BNNRSUU mdashgt NUN RUBSNUN RUBS The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md) The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md)
CEENNOV mdashgtCEENNOV mdashgt NEONCEacute NEONCEacute This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (Harold This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (HaroldMantle Walnut Creek Calif)Mantle Walnut Creek Calif)
CEIORTW mdashgt CEIORTW mdashgt EWROTICEWROTIC Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider Silver Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt WAR HIPSWAR HIPS Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson) Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt AM-SO-ISMAM-SO-ISMSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (EllenSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (Ellen
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ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt PALLORY PALLORY The salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyThe salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyMinn)Minn)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt LYALOTLYALOT Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman) Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt MR ARTSYMR ARTSY A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (Mark A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (MarkRaffman)Raffman)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt PLATO VIPLATO VI Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series(Barry Koch)(Barry Koch)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YrsquoALL-PROYrsquoALL-PRO A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (Chris A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (ChrisDoyle)Doyle)
BNNRSUU mdashgtBNNRSUU mdashgt UNBUNS UNBUNS Gives birth (Mark Raffman) Gives birth (Mark Raffman)
CEELRTU mdashgt CEELRTU mdashgt CRULTEECRULTEE De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (Jon De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (JonGearhart)Gearhart)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt ILOVPATILOVPAT The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich) The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich)
Still running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatStill running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatrdquo format See rdquo format See bitlyinvite1215bitlyinvite1215
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9 Celebrities You Didnt RealizeWere on Star Trek
They Gave Everyone Else at theGolden Globes SeriousRelationship Envy
How Older Men Tighten Their Skin[Do This Daily]
Bill Paxtons Cause of DeathRevealed
How to Fix Crepey Skin How To Fix Your Fatigue (Do ThisEvery Day)
Recommended by
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And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago
RACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMSRACK-TILE DYSFUNCTION WINNING SCRABBLEGRAMS NEOLOGISMS
Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Itrsquos Neologism Central in Loserland this week Besides the new word-find puzzle in Week 1212Week 1212 we presentedwe presented40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least five40 seven-letter ldquoracksrdquo from ScrabbleGrams puzzles and asked you to come up with new terms of at least fiveletters Submitted too frequently letters Submitted too frequently BONKLITBONKLIT or or KNOBLIT KNOBLIT as porn andas porn and WHISPAR WHISPAR for that hushed tone for that hushed tonegolf commentators makegolf commentators make
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt TV PAILTV PAIL Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (Mark Bucket kept close at hand for reality shows mdash and increasingly for reality (MarkRichardson Takoma Park Md)Richardson Takoma Park Md)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt ARSPOOPARSPOOP Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank Mann Donrsquot tell me therersquos another kind (Jim Lubell Hillsboro Ore Frank MannWashington)Washington)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt SMARTYRSMARTYR One who vows to One who vows to livelive for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala) for the cause (Beverley Sharp Montgomery Ala)
CHILSTUCHILSTU Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle Two names for the presidentrsquos inner circle HIS CULTHIS CULT and and LIC TUSH LIC TUSH (William Kennard(William KennardArlington Va)Arlington Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt POLIVATPOLIVAT A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia) A pork barrel (Brad Alexander Wanneroo Australia)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YAPROLLYAPROLL A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ) A dachshund (Bruce Niedt Cherry Hill NJ)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt GORYBITGORYBIT A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie A particularly graphic scene in a horror movie ORGYBITORGYBIT the same in a porn the same in a pornflick (Bruce Niedt)flick (Bruce Niedt)
BIKLNOT mdashgt BIKLNOT mdashgt BILKTONBILKTON Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio) Las Vegas (Jeff Hazle San Antonio)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt CLUMSEDCLUMSED Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TV Moved less than gracefully ldquoFred just clumsed in here and knocked over the TVagainrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)againrdquo (Sarah Jay Churchville Md)
CDELMSU mdashgt CDELMSU mdashgt DE-SLUMDE-SLUM To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia) To gentrify from the point of view of the gentry (Josh Fedblyum Philadelphia)
CIILNUV mdashgt CIILNUV mdashgt LUVNICLUVNIC A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo) A cute term for a vasectomy (Drew Bennett West Plains Mo)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt VARNISHVARNISH Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa) Somewhat like a varn (Roger Dalrymple Gettysburg Pa)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt RAVISHRAVISH To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md) To carjack a Toyota SUV (Larry Gray Union Bridge Md)
AHINRSVmdashgt AHINRSVmdashgt VINRASHVINRASH Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va) Roseacute-cea (Barry Koch Catlett Va)
AHINRSV mdashgt AHINRSV mdashgt NRA-SHIVNRA-SHIV ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (Matt ldquoHelp protect the incarcerated from prison gang violence Arm inmatesrdquo (MattMonitto Bristol Conn)Monitto Bristol Conn)
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AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RIPSHAWRIPSHAW A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines) A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RAWSHIP RAWSHIP How to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areHow to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areworking out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)working out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)
AIIMNNV mdashgt AIIMNNV mdashgt MINIVANMINIVAN A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England) A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt LOINALLOINAL The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (Marni The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (MarniPenning Coleman Falls Church Va)Penning Coleman Falls Church Va)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NONILLANONILLA Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC) Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NO-AILNO-AIL The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that all The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that allAmericans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)Americans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt VAIL POTVAIL POT The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins Silver The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt MIASMOSMIASMOS The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va) The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt IOS-MASIOS-MAS Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman Reston Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman RestonVa)Va)
ALOQRSU mdashgt ALOQRSU mdashgt QUAROLS QUAROLS Songs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommySongs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommyChoking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)Choking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt ANNUITANNUIT A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md) A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt NAYNUTNAYNUT Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017- Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017-__ (Mark Raffman)__ (Mark Raffman)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt LOL PRAYLOL PRAY The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuire The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuireWaldorf Md)Waldorf Md)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt TALLY OYTALLY OY Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md) Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt MANNOWSMANNOWS Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird Waring Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird WaringLarchmont NY)Larchmont NY)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt NO SWANNO SWAN Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington) Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt SPA-POORSPA-POOR Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va) Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va)
BBEORRY mdashgt BBEORRY mdashgt ROBE-RYROBE-RY What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K Robinson What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K RobinsonCharlottesville a First Offender)Charlottesville a First Offender)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt BG RIOTBG RIOT After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like that After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like thatsomewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)somewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)
BNNRSUU mdashgt BNNRSUU mdashgt NUN RUBSNUN RUBS The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md) The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md)
CEENNOV mdashgtCEENNOV mdashgt NEONCEacute NEONCEacute This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (Harold This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (HaroldMantle Walnut Creek Calif)Mantle Walnut Creek Calif)
CEIORTW mdashgt CEIORTW mdashgt EWROTICEWROTIC Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider Silver Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt WAR HIPSWAR HIPS Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson) Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt AM-SO-ISMAM-SO-ISMSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (EllenSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (Ellen
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ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt PALLORY PALLORY The salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyThe salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyMinn)Minn)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt LYALOTLYALOT Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman) Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt MR ARTSYMR ARTSY A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (Mark A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (MarkRaffman)Raffman)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt PLATO VIPLATO VI Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series(Barry Koch)(Barry Koch)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YrsquoALL-PROYrsquoALL-PRO A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (Chris A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (ChrisDoyle)Doyle)
BNNRSUU mdashgtBNNRSUU mdashgt UNBUNS UNBUNS Gives birth (Mark Raffman) Gives birth (Mark Raffman)
CEELRTU mdashgt CEELRTU mdashgt CRULTEECRULTEE De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (Jon De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (JonGearhart)Gearhart)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt ILOVPATILOVPAT The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich) The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich)
Still running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatStill running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatrdquo format See rdquo format See bitlyinvite1215bitlyinvite1215
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9 Celebrities You Didnt RealizeWere on Star Trek
They Gave Everyone Else at theGolden Globes SeriousRelationship Envy
How Older Men Tighten Their Skin[Do This Daily]
Bill Paxtons Cause of DeathRevealed
How to Fix Crepey Skin How To Fix Your Fatigue (Do ThisEvery Day)
Recommended by
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AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RIPSHAWRIPSHAW A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines) A two-wheeled hearse (Chris Doyle Denton Tex Jon Gearhart Des Moines)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt RAWSHIP RAWSHIP How to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areHow to address an inexperienced crude officeholder ldquoYour executive orders areworking out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)working out perfectly Your Rawshiprdquo (Duncan Stevens Vienna Va)
AIIMNNV mdashgt AIIMNNV mdashgt MINIVANMINIVAN A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England) A Dutch toddler (Ed Edwards Worcester Park Surrey England)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt LOINALLOINAL The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (Marni The region on a woman most likely to be regulated by the moon or the GOP (MarniPenning Coleman Falls Church Va)Penning Coleman Falls Church Va)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NONILLANONILLA Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC) Worldrsquos blandest flavor (Dudley Thompson Cary NC)
AILLNNO mdashgt AILLNNO mdashgt NO-AILNO-AIL The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that all The health-care system replacing the ACA It saves money by mandating that allAmericans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)Americans just stay healthy (Jason Russo Annandale Va)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt VAIL POTVAIL POT The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins Silver The best thing to happen to Colorado tourism since snow (John Hutchins SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt MIASMOSMIASMOS The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va) The stinkiest kind of cigars (Jeff Contompasis Ashburn Va)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt IOS-MASIOS-MAS Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman Reston Holiday in which presents are put under an Apple tree (Mark Raffman RestonVa)Va)
ALOQRSU mdashgt ALOQRSU mdashgt QUAROLS QUAROLS Songs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommySongs from the War on Christmas like ldquoViolent Nightrdquo and ldquoI Saw MommyChoking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)Choking Santa Clausrdquo (Jon Gearhart)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt ANNUITANNUIT A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md) A native Alaskan whorsquos hit the lottery (Warren Tanabe Annapolis Md)
AINNTUY mdashgt AINNTUY mdashgt NAYNUTNAYNUT Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017- Republican member of Congress 2009-17 Democratic member of Congress 2017-__ (Mark Raffman)__ (Mark Raffman)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt LOL PRAYLOL PRAY The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuire The best advice for surviving the presidentrsquos new empire (Lawrence McGuireWaldorf Md)Waldorf Md)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt TALLY OYTALLY OY Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md) Rallying cry at the end of a lox hunt (Deb Stewart Damascus Md)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt MANNOWSMANNOWS Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird Waring Sperm ldquoTriplets on the way bro mdash my mannows can SWIMrdquo (Bird WaringLarchmont NY)Larchmont NY)
AMNNOSW mdashgt AMNNOSW mdashgt NO SWANNO SWAN Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington) Alas most ugly ducklings stay ugly (Mae Scanlan Washington)
AOOPPRS mdashgt AOOPPRS mdashgt SPA-POORSPA-POOR Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va) Bankrupt but relaxed (Jack McBroom Fort Valley Va)
BBEORRY mdashgt BBEORRY mdashgt ROBE-RYROBE-RY What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K Robinson What Senate Republicans did to Merrick Garland (Allen K RobinsonCharlottesville a First Offender)Charlottesville a First Offender)
BGIORTY mdashgt BGIORTY mdashgt BG RIOTBG RIOT After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like that After the Bowling Green Massacre there was also this Or something like thatsomewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)somewhere Clearly we need to militarize the police mdash K Conway (Jesse Frankovich Lansing Mich)
BNNRSUU mdashgt BNNRSUU mdashgt NUN RUBSNUN RUBS The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md) The most awkward massages ever (Scott Slaughter Monrovia Md)
CEENNOV mdashgtCEENNOV mdashgt NEONCEacute NEONCEacute This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (Harold This entertainer is inert most of the time but she really lights up onstage (HaroldMantle Walnut Creek Calif)Mantle Walnut Creek Calif)
CEIORTW mdashgt CEIORTW mdashgt EWROTICEWROTIC Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider Silver Arousing disgust ldquoSending photos of your junk is so ewroticrdquo (Perry Beider SilverSpring Md)Spring Md)
AHIPRSW mdashgt AHIPRSW mdashgt WAR HIPSWAR HIPS Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson) Helen of Troyrsquos real secret wasnrsquot her face (Allen K Robinson)
AIMMOSS mdashgt AIMMOSS mdashgt AM-SO-ISMAM-SO-ISMSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (EllenSelf-esteem movement counter-philosophy to the Yoursquore-Notsies (Ellen
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Raphaeli)Raphaeli)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt PALLORY PALLORY The salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyThe salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyMinn)Minn)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt LYALOTLYALOT Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman) Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt MR ARTSYMR ARTSY A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (Mark A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (MarkRaffman)Raffman)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt PLATO VIPLATO VI Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series(Barry Koch)(Barry Koch)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YrsquoALL-PROYrsquoALL-PRO A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (Chris A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (ChrisDoyle)Doyle)
BNNRSUU mdashgtBNNRSUU mdashgt UNBUNS UNBUNS Gives birth (Mark Raffman) Gives birth (Mark Raffman)
CEELRTU mdashgt CEELRTU mdashgt CRULTEECRULTEE De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (Jon De rigueur fashion for haters paired with stone-washed venim jeans (JonGearhart)Gearhart)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt ILOVPATILOVPAT The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich) The vanity plate I chose in a shameless grab at Invite ink (Jesse Frankovich)
Still running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatStill running mdash deadline Monday night Feb 27 our contest for jokes in the ldquoX was so Y thatrdquo format See rdquo format See bitlyinvite1215bitlyinvite1215
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9 Celebrities You Didnt RealizeWere on Star Trek
They Gave Everyone Else at theGolden Globes SeriousRelationship Envy
How Older Men Tighten Their Skin[Do This Daily]
Bill Paxtons Cause of DeathRevealed
How to Fix Crepey Skin How To Fix Your Fatigue (Do ThisEvery Day)
Recommended by
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Raphaeli)Raphaeli)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt PALLORY PALLORY The salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyThe salon the British visit to get that famous pasty skin (Jeff Brechlin Apple ValleyMinn)Minn)
ALLOTYY mdashgt ALLOTYY mdashgt LYALOTLYALOT Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman) Knight who said ldquoI didnrsquot lay a hand on Guinevere I swearrdquo (Mark Raffman)
AMRRSTY mdashgt AMRRSTY mdashgt MR ARTSYMR ARTSY A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (Mark A better hire to teach at your daughterrsquos school than ldquoMr Satyrrdquo (MarkRaffman)Raffman)
AILOPTV mdashgt AILOPTV mdashgt PLATO VIPLATO VI Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series Thankfully the last film in the ldquoWestern Philosophyrsquos Excellent Adventurerdquo series(Barry Koch)(Barry Koch)
ALLOPRY mdashgt ALLOPRY mdashgt YrsquoALL-PROYrsquoALL-PRO A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (Chris A Southern voice coach ldquoNicolas Cage needed a yrsquoall-pro in lsquoCon Airrsquordquo (ChrisDoyle)Doyle)
BNNRSUU mdashgtBNNRSUU mdashgt UNBUNS UNBUNS Gives birth (Mark Raffman) Gives birth (Mark Raffman)
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