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Some of the stuff I didn't buy for my son, taking pictures of it instead. There are many purchasing temptations in the world. I resist most of them.

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Joshua withthe King of Pop(corn)

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A Collectory from Dr. Z’s House of Funat Happy Rabbits Farm

Wilkins-O’Riley Zinn, Aesthetic RecyclerCome good times or bad, there is always a market for things nobody needs.

• Kim Hubbard

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It’s so useless, it’s perfect!Let’s get it!!

• Overheard, Christmas 2010

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There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.

• Charles Dickens

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Some stuff we choose to collect. Other stuff people think we ought to collect.• Student about her passions, November, 2003

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Seriously?

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Seriously?Still wondering.

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If there is anything I hate, it is collecting.• William James

Collecting is my joy; it gives me great satisfaction.• Ursula Andress

Now I am obsessed with collectingplatypus paraphernalia.

• Trevor Dunn

I didn’t play at collecting.No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

• Edward G. Robinson about his cigar band collection

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Apartment dogs.

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Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful. • A.R. Ammons

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I really dig you!

Look for the ridiculous in

everything and you will find it.

• Jules Renard

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Gee, I thought I was a big girl!

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Common objects become strangely uncommon when removed from their context and ordinary ways of being seen.• Wayne Thiebaud

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Everyone loves plush toys.• 60 Minutes

November 12, 2007

It’s very scary to look around this room and see

all these animals have their plastic eyeballs staring back at you.

• Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn’s House of Style, November 2007, about a woman’s

collection of stuffed dogs

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Just say neigh.

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Like so many Americans, she

was trying to construct a life

that made sense from things she

found in gift shops.

• Kurt Vonnegut about Billy Pilgrim’s

mother in Slaughterhouse-Five

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Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window,Why, why, says the junk in the yard.

• Paul McCartney

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Why, yes, my dear, you

disarm me too.

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the

invisible.• Oscar Wilde

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Footstool. It better not be leather.

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Communism doesn’t work

because people like to own

stuff.• Frank Zappa

I confess. I bought this for myself after passing it by for my son. Just a quarter—what

collector of oddities could resist? Not me.

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You can make things out of a lot of stuff. That’s the

problem with saving things.• Chris, 2007

Everything is made of hidden

stuff.•Ralph Waldo

Emerson

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To discover what normal means, you have to surf a

tide of weirdness.• Charlotte Rampling

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In•Finito!Human beings must always be on the watch for the coming of wonders.

• E.B. White, Charlotte’s Web