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The episode 2 of the comedy series Stroking Bad Season 1.

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~Stroking Bad~ SEASON: 1 EPISODE: 2On the previous episode of Stroking Bad, Professor W. and Jesse Fapmann start producing their product,the manager is being tempted to try out the productand W.W is no closer to paying off the hospital bill.1:00 P.M.The manager says "Hm... You know what, I'm gonn' test your product."*The manager takes a bottle of lube*"Hey, hey, hey! Don't take a whole fuckin' bottle, we ain't makin' a fuckin' charity!" says Jesse."Leave him be, Jesse, in order to test out the product to it's full potential, we must let him use... a whole gallon..." says the Professor.1:30 P.M."HOLY SHIT, MY JOHNNY, HOLY SHITY MY JOHNNY! IT FEELS LIKE I'M GRABBING A SMOOTH, SLIPPERY, SLIGHTLY SAGGY FISH! HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF IS SO GOO-OOOUGH-D!" says the manger while stroking his Johnny."I told you, our product is guarenteed to provide 99.99% pleasure and only 0.01% friction. Some even say it feels like it's not their dong." replies the Professor."Holy shit, that was the best wank I've had in... in... W.W... I don't think I've ever had more sexual pleasure than stroking my johnny with my old, saggy, rough hands..." says the manager.Jesse says "Hey, Doc, our friction precent went from 0.01% to 0.05%, we're getting more fricti'n than before, the stuff we're usin' is shit!"The professor replies "That truely is problematic, considering our rival, the Fapperino Mafia, is at 0.03% friction..."Jesse replies "What!? I thought they went out of business when we killed Fapion Fapiente, their fuckin' BOSS!""I guess he wasn't really the brain of their operations... But who could be improving their formula so much? It was at 25% 2 months ago, now it's at 0.03%..!" says the Professor.*Gunshots*"Yo', what the fuck is that?!" says Jesse."Quick get into the fuckin' saferoom, the fucking Fapperino Mafia are here tryin' to take us out!" says the Manager while pulling up his pants."Holy shit, I didn't sign up for this shit, I thought we were making lube not fuckin' killing people and tryin' not to get shot!" says JesseThe professor replies "Well, you technically didn't sigh up for anything, you're kinda... too... stupid in order to sign something so important."Jesse asks the Professor "Yo, Mister W., what's your full name agai-"*Explosion*"EVERYONE GET ON THE FRIGGIN' FLO', THE FAPPERINO MAFIA ARE TAKIN' OVAH THIS BITCH!" says a Fapperino mafia member."WE AIN'T LOSIN' TO SOME OLD FUCKS LIKE YO-" says the mafia member as he got shot through the head."This is our teritory, did you really think we wouldn't have security at our top-level, virutally undetectible and indestructible L.M. Facility? (Lube Making)" Says Carlos, the Facility owner and W.W and Jesse's boss."Y-Y-You'll pay... for this..!" Says the Fapperino Mafia member while on his last breaths."How's the lube making going, Professor Wa-" says Carlos before being inturrupted by the Professor."Stop." Says the professor."No one's supposed to know my name, not even my wife knows my name.""Hm, let me remind you who pays you, Professor Wanker White. Me. I have the full power over you, if not for me, you'd be on the street, bankrupt, homeless and dying of testicular cancer. I can say and do whatever I want to you." says Carlos."Wa-Wa-Wanker... White...?" says Jesse, surprised.2 Months Later."Wanker, I don't want you to go out there and possibly leave me, your son and your daughter alone..." says Skylips, the professor's wife."I'm not going to leave you, why would? Do you think I'll get shot? Do you think I'm in danger? Do you think it's not worth going into work every day, just to satisfy your needs?" replies Wanekr White."Your job is always getting you into trouble, you keep telling me how you almsot die every day! I don't want you to die, not yet! And I don't want Wanker Junior to end up like you!" says Skylips (Skylips Pussinsonn)."No, we're not having this discussion, what I do is what's keeping us afloat and what's keeping ME ALIVE!" replies Wank."This marrige won't last long if you continue like this, I hope you know that, I will leave you, take half of everything you own, and get the kids." says Skylips in anger."Heh... Do you seriously think I care about our marrige? I've been diagnosed with Testicular Cancer half a year ago, and now, it's back, after all the treatment, it's back, it'll kill me." says Wank."Wank, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!""Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylips. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot with jizz and you think that of me? No. I am the one who wanks!" says Wanker White.Find out what happens next in Stroking Bad, will Wanker White finally let his son test out lube? Will Skylips divorce Wanker? Will Jesse finally grow some balls? Find out, in the next episode of Stroking Bad.