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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Absolutely. I’m just glad you weren’t freaked out when

I came by to notify you about my predator status. I mean, you cause one Amber Alert and

suddenly you’re a “threat to society.” Haha, ridiculous.

I’m really glad we’re doing this. I guess it’s a good thing you moved into the building after all.

7:05pm


Hmm, I think we’re both going to try the

Shrimp Tempura. But can you make sure to really get all of the shit out of the shrimp first? I don’t want to be staring at her all night with turds in her teeth.

God, he’s so in control. That’s really sexy. Mom was right. Guys named Lynn know all the right

moves.

7:10pm


...hahahand then I was like “Oh. My. God. Did I really just puke on Steve

Guttenberg?” It was sooo embarrassing.

7:30pm

“Three Men And A

Little Lady” was fucking hilarious.


7:48pm

Wow. You have to try

this. This sauce just EXPLODES in your

mouth. That’s what she said.


8:00pm

I hope this doesn’t come off as weird or

anything, but I really love the outfit you wore tonight.

Oh wow. Thank you. Yeah, it was all on clearance at Kohl’s. The pants can unzip

into shorts.


8:12pmOh man, that’s a great question. The

concept of a “favorite” type of music for me is so hard to nail down. I really appreciate any artist who is willing to bear their soul for the sake of their work. Music is poetry, and the more honest, the better. I love singer/songwriters like Daniel Johnston and Ani DeFranco. I also have a great appreciation for

international artists such as Colette Magny. What about you? Who is your favorite

artist?

So what kind of music do you listen to?

Flo Rida.


8:27pm Right? Doesn’t it taste just like

those fishsticks you used to eat when you were

a kid?

This reminds me of the time I hooked-up with the Gorton’s Fisherman in Seaside

Heights.


8:40pm

I probably should have warned you. I’m

allergic to seafood. But oh well...too late now. Funny, the kinds of things a first date

will make you do. Haha.

I have crabs. You allergic to

those?


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