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VOL. LIIL BOURBONNAIS, ILLINOIS TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1936 NUMBER ll .

Bergin Debaters' Balance Sheet Shows Profit WCFL Offers Radio Hour For Next Season

Monogram Dance Tops Social Events Evening's Committees P lease P atr ons; Don Pedro Applauded

1 1. R. C. Closes Season With Peace Talk Fr. Maguire Discusses Plan for International Agreements

The Bergin Debating Society, The annual Monogram Dance, "The proble m s of international w hich closed its sea.son with a radio h e ld at the Kankakee annory, on the trade demand tha t we uJtimate ly debate against St. F r ancis College j evening of April 24, was the g r eat- come to some kind of a world so­last month, announced yesterday that I c iety", the R ev. J . W. R. Maguire, its r ecords show 62 pe r cent of this est event of its kind ever s tag ed C. S. V., told t he I . R. C. at its y ear's decis ions made in favor of h e r e . Unde r the direction of the final m eeting last week. The speak­St. Viator. Local teams participated Rev. Francis J. Haurber, C. S. V. , e r advocated a system of national in 31 debates, and 18 m ember s of arrangements were perfec t ed for economic conferences at whi ch cur­the society saw action. the entertainment of the alumni and r ent problems could be discussed.

Parents and Public to be Guests at Contests and Supper; Inaugurate "Brown Jug" Tradition

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Soph Cotillion To Be Student Farewell Dance

An innovation was made in the friends who made it a point to back F rom these meetings. he said. dele- Hop T o B e H eld I n College

Viator's newes t department, the physical education division. is r apid­ly coming to the for e -front of Via­torian ac tiviti es under the leader­s hi p of Bro . Edward DesLau rie rs, C. S. V. The department, w hich is · in its first year as a m a jor di ­vision of the College, will celebrate on May 17 its first annual Physical Education Day, in conjunc tion wi th a manmouth open house for parents of th e s tudent body and the general public.

organization's weekly radio broad- Viator on the occasion of its yearly gates cou ld be sent to international Gym On May 23. casts last January when St. Viator Monogram dance. conferen ces where world p roblem s and Rockford colleges engaged in The syncopated rythms of Don could be ironed ou t. On Saturday evening, May 23, a round-table discussion. This type Pedro's orchestra, a g r eat radio F athe r Maguire vehemently de- s tudents and friends of Viator will of program proved so popular that favorite, were irresis table invitations nounced war as a means fo r set- be guests a t a dance in lhe Coll ege two s ubsequent btoadcasts wer e to t h e dancer s. With only a few tl ing differences, and insis ted that gym. This dance, held und er the utilized by s imila r discussions. A c- exceptions, the orchestra selected its armed conflict in no way econom- c uspices of the Sophomore class, cording to the Rev. John W . Staf- icall y benefits e ither the winner o will be the last of t hi s year 's social ford, C. S . V., debate coach, panel :~.m:er:a:;o:h~;onr~c~~:ee::;~e~~~ looser. r activities. discussions will be staged m ore fre- self strongly to th e audience. "The conque rors in modern war", Frank Straub, of B loomington,

Enthusiasm is running high on the campus, and g reat plans a re being la id by the members of the Physi ­cal education department. At the present writing, it is understood that the order of the day will call for th e selection of a Physical Edu ­cation Champion; competition in baseba ll , swimming, track and f ie ld, golf , tennis and badminton. Besides

quently on the radio hour next year. The committees w hich d id much h e said, " no longer win. They r eally c lass p r esident, is in charge of ar-

Third In Confer ence toward making the evening informal lose. What did th e allies win in the ::~~:en~~ na~ee ~~ ~:to:C~tes~~ The Bergin debaters stood third and hospitable were: Floor commit- last war? Nothing." to be fea tured at th e dance; but

in t he confe r en ce w ith a .625 rat- tee: Mr. and Mrs. w . Crowley, Mr. ] America's Obligation various competitive events. Brother ing. Viator defeated Bradley col- and Mrs. E lzie Huot, Mr. and Mrs. The sociology dean decla r ed tha t bids w ill be r eady fo r distribution DesLauriers has arranged for the lege, Olivet co l1ege, Greenville col- c. J. Kennedy, Mr. and M r s. Sid Am erica has a defini t e obligation to n ext week. G lee club and Dramatic c lub to lege, Western State T eacher s, and H erbst, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Kraus, lead the world to peace. H e point- Afte r negotiating with the Junior prov ide entertainment, during the af­James Millikin university. The local Mr. and M rs. H enry Mackin ; Door ed out that we ente red the W or.ld class, so as to prevent a clashing t ernoon. teams lost to E ureka college, North- Committee : Ed. Arring ton, Joe W a r with the expressed purpose of of dance dates, the Sophomores de­ern State T e&.chers, and Wheaton Adams, Henry · Bregenzer, Ray De- "ending a ll wars" . ·'Therefore" , he cided that a hop just before the

Hunt For Jug

On e of the pre liminary contests final examination s would be an ap-

college. W eese, D. J . Holwell, Leonard Me- s aid, '"unless we take the initia tive propiia t e closing of the social cal- of the program will be the h unt Radio audience votes gave Viator Intyre, Tom Riley, Leonard De- jn the peace movement, we be tray ander. Th e committee in charge 1 ~or a. "Little B rown Jug". Thls

victories over Notre Dame universit y, W eese. th e m emor y of th e men who died of arrangem ents promises a gala JUg wt ll be the trophy for which Northern State T each er s, Northwes- fo r the cause of future peace." evening, and it is therefore ex pected lhe upperclassmen and freshm en will t e rn university, University of Chi- J . S . p F ather Mag uire spared little ef- that the student body will lend its wage battle royal every year. The cago. De Paul university. North Cen- unlor pnng rom fort in debunking the spirit of in- entire support. idea of Brother DesLaur iers and his t ral college, Eastern State T eachers, O C . C d t ense nationalism which preva ils in phys ical education coho rts is the anl Loyola university. Over the air, raws a.pac1ty row the country today. He insisted that forming of a trad it ion s imila r to Viator lost to Rosary college, Whea- national tariffs cause all kinds of TWO Alumni 0 ie that of Wisconsin. The main differ-ton college, Mundelin co1lege, Lake ill -fee1ing, and comple te ly upset in - ~1 en ce lies in the fact that Viator's

A s we go to press, Kenneth Wiser, Forest colJege, and St. F rancis col- president of the Junior class, an- ternational trade. "We are living D 1 completed L ittle Brown Jug wi ll be the t r o-lege. in an economic m ad-house ," h e said. 1 r. mas P. Rice, who phy symboli zing lhe s upremacy of

While th e wrangler s have pre- nounces that only eight ticke ts for y t l 0 1

t• his under g radua t e work h e r e and eith er th e upper c lassmen or t he viously enjoyed great er s uccess in the Junior Prom r emain unsold. The ou 1 rgan za •on who has been ser vin g as s uperintend- !rash . radio debates, Father Stafford points dance is to be h e ld in the g lamorou s The speaker ended bis talk with ent of Kane county's Springbrook Since Viator has at present no out that this year's broadcasts have Gold Room of the Hotel Kankakee, a masterfully-drawn pic tu re of the Tuber culosis s anitarium, died last Little Brown J ug, the physical edu­attrac ted more attention than ever with the popular young maestro terrors, the suffe ring mid the futil- week at Aurora. Dr. Rice ·was cation department has announced bef L ' t h t Earl Betourne and his orchestra in it y of men at the battle front, and r egarded as an authority on tuber- that the hunt for one s hall start

ore . l S en er s ave sen com- the p it. e loqu ently pleaded the cause of cular treatment. Afte r h e left ments and votes f r eely to the sta- peace H e warned the audience, v · t h d immediately. The jugs found by tion, and on the basis of the pro- j Heretofore, the Prom has been . la or, e a tten ed Washington the raiding stud ents of Via tor are gram's ever -gr owing popularity, jointly sponsored by the Junior and however, that unless the nation' s univer s ity, St. Louis, and the U ni- to be held in the gymnasium and WCFL ha.s invited the school to S enior classes, but the Juniors at youth is thoroughly aroused to the versity of Dlinois. His death is a w hen a ll are gathered, a commi ttee use the time again next year . Not a meeting last month decided to facts, war may be repeated. g r eat loss to the medical profession. wi11 select one which from that time only have the debaters discussed back this year's dance alone. The In the open forum which follow- Francis T. Quigley forward will be honored. The lucky

class has staged two previou~ ai- ed his address, Father Magu.ire s ug- Francis T . Quigley, known h er e lad whose jug is chosen w ill r eceive topics of immediate interest to the

people. but have brought to the de­bates facts and figures w ith which lhe "man on the s treet ' is unac-quainted as well.

Non-decision debates have, in som e measure, become the vogue of the day, and Viator debated nine schools Without b earing any judicial decision : Purdue university, Univer­si t y of Til inois (two m eets) , Olivet college, De Paul university, Notre Dame universi ty. Eastern State Teachers, Shurtleff college. Illinois W esleyan university, and Xavier uni­versity.

The 18 students who debated for Viator this year were : S . Gould, N . Ellis. A. Black. E . Buttgen, R. Crowley. H . Bunte. M. Senesac, W . Cahill. W . Crannell, W . Schumacher, M. Anthony, R. Cavanagh, W . Kraus­er. R. Ronan. P . Toomey, C. Legris, F . Larkin, and W . Churchill.

fairs, both great successes, and has gested the organization here of a for unse rv ing loyality to h is A lma the munificent prize of one whole been outstanding in the school for post of the Veterans of Future Mate r , died last week at h is hom e dolle r . its cooperative action. Wars. His suggestion was enthus- in Manteno after an illness of five Glee Club to P erform

iastical ly received, but definite ac- days of pneumonia. The Ver y Rev. On May 17, the annual physica l tion was postponed. Dr. E. V. Cardinal, C. S. V ., at- education day program w iJ I s t art McNamara Speaks To

Bradley Youth 1 S.V.C. Representativea Coach John McNamara addressed

the annual Bradley High School

At Student Convention basketball banquet recently and com- Raphael Roche, '36. and George mended the team and Coach John Rogers, '37, represented St. Viator Beck for the tine record they com- College at the eleventh convention piled during the past season despite of the Student Mission Officers of great odds. McNamara also com- the Propagation of the Faith in the pUmented the athletea tor their fine Archdiocese of Chicago. The meeting sportsmanship and fighting spirit. was held at Quigley Preparatory "Round John" gave a great deal of ) Seminary on April 30. credit to Coach Beck for the de- ' velopment of a fine team with only Columbia has received a $13,000 very mediocre material with which I Rockefeller Fm.mdatloD grant tor the to work. study of lnfanWe paralysis.

tended the funeral servi ces at St. at one o'c lock with competition in Joseph's church in Manteno. Viator- t ennis, badminton and swimming ians offer prayer s for the r epose of takin g p la ce simultaneously; at two,

his soul. I the cinder men will compe te ; three o'clock will find th e fi ekl m en com-

chi.CagO Psychologl"sts peting for honors; four o'clock calls for the baseball game between the

T H F St ff d I upper classmen and freshmen. a t

0 ear r. a or four-thlrty, the golfers will demon-1 s trate their prowess, and at five­

The Rev. J ohn W . Stafford. C. S. · thirty. a dinner will be served in

V., will be one of the speakers at the College Refectory for the par­the first meeting of the Chi cago ents and student body. Society of Catholic Psychologists on During the dinner hour, those May 16. Father Stafford will ad- dining will be entertained by the dress the psychologists on the sub- 1 Glee club. under the direction of ject "Catholic Participation in the Mental Hygiene Movement". I (Continued on Page Three)

PAGE 'TWO Tl..tSDAY. APIUL 30. 1~6

f'ny•lcal VIATOR SPORTS )llno a :Sport.;;

:YA. Day B utd Spot

May J7 C o ve r s A ll A thl e t lC S Ught

Conference Meet To Be Big Event

For Track Squad

1 St. Viator Racquet 1 VARSITY cENTER 1, R 0 c he's Jeeps ,____ ___ __j I Team Beaten By L...__ ___ _____,! !Take Early Lead

WINS MONOGRAM

Wright College I In Softball Loop Iri sh Athletes To

Normal Go To

The prospects of a winning track team at Viator this year arc better 1

than those of many previous sea- ~ ~oms according to Brother Eddie D ··sLaur1 er s, who w ill have charge of the team . Although 1t is late In the season, the squad will begin practice sho rll y in an effort to be I pri med for the b1g event of the year the State conference meet, I to be held th is year at Normal University, May 22 and 23.

Some of the men who hope to represent Viator in the conference j oust a r e as fol lows : dash m an, Abc Robinsky, a Len second star, Larry Doyle, A I Magdecki, and Bob Lenahan, who m ay be the hope of th e Iri s h in t he 220. In the quar­t e r and half-m il e, Roy Moss, former Oak Park high athl ete, who coach­ed dJ s t a.nce m e n as well as an un­defeated c ross country team during hi s las t year in high s chool, along w ith Pat Blmmerle, Don Morgan, and Roland Smith will form the nuc le us of the middle dis tance g ro up .

BILL "!tED" McELLIGOTT Bill ("Red"l McElligott, lanky fresh­

man forward from L eo High School who played 577 minutes of varsity ball, being second high in that de­partment, averaged almost 6 points per game, and gave Viator oppon­e n ts many uneasy mor:nents during the past season by vi rtue of his s lick passing and clever baJI handling; he was a dead shot from a ny place under the basket. "Red" was chos­en as the most poli shed player a t the Loyola tournam ent las t year and upheld his r eputat ion when he

Jerry Rousseau and B il l Cahi ll a r e came to Viator by winning a regular

Announ ces Schedule Season

For Current

I The Viator tennis t eam suffer ed

a defeat m the f1rst match of the I season to Wnght CoUege of Chi -

1 cago by a sco re of 5-3. The match 1 was played April 20 on the River- ]

I

view Park courts. Although the I Irish team was som ewhat handi­

. capped by the lack of outdoor prac-

1

tice, so m e of the players showed grer.:.t promise for the comlng sea-son. Captain George F ields, and

I Leo Schlenz were the Viator win- AL :MONAHAN

I ners. AI Monahan came to Viator prac-Results of t h e matches fo llow : I tical ly unknown a nd unher alded last

G eorge Fields, St. Viator, beat Ba- fall , but speedily proceed ed to make jakowski, 6-2, 7-5; Ray Cavanaug h. I himse lf one of the best known fig­St. Viator, was beaten by Gregory. ures on the campus when he re-6-2, 6-2; Leo Schle nz, St. Viator , ported for i\llac's cage s quad. "Bud", triumphed over Brandt, 4-6, 6-2, who hails f rom Chatsworth (don't 6-2; Ed Brannand, St. Viato r, lost ask us where it is) was regarded by to Dunker, 6-2, 6-2; E lder Senesac, many c riti cs as the greatest center St. Viator, lost to Som e rcey, 4-6, in t he last ten years of Irish cage 6-1, 4-6. In the doubles matches, histo ry. His tre mendous s ize to­Fields -Schlenz lost to Bajakowski- gether with his tireless en e rgy and Gregory, 6-4, 6-1; Cavanaugh-Se ne- real a ll around ability e nabled him sac wer e beaten by Dunker-Somer- to c linch the center spo t and forced cey, 6-4, 11-9. Coach McNamara to sh ift Don Be-

The complete tennis schedule has tourne to a fo r ward berth. "Bud"

Close Games F eature First Round Of P lay

The return of spring brought with it the advent of the intra-mural softbaH league under the direction of Brother Tom Ryan. 'I\vo teams have been chosen f rom each floor and rivalry is as inte nse as that of the Sox and Cub fans. F r ank Straub's Hillbullons and Ray Roch~'s Jee ps a re t h e representatives of lhe second co rridor, while George Peper's Belgian Hares and Johnny Foxen's YVolves c laim lhe p layers on the third floor. Pat Bimmer le and his Book Worms and Vince Mur­phy's Stumpjumper s are the hopes of the domain of Bro. S hipman.

Roche's Jeeps are leading the lea­gue at the present wri ting but there will be at least one more round a nd possibly more ,played. The othe r captains assert that they need but to play Roche's team in o rder to knock the m ou t of the top pos ition. The Stumpjumpers are holding down the cellar spot at present but Mur­phy is confid ent that his team will co m e through in the "croocial" sec-

expected to lead t he distan ce men. post early in the season. In addi- been anounced by W eeger Krau ser, T h e co mpetition in the hurdl e even ts t ion to h is basketball prowess, tenni s man ager . The dates fo llow: is especially keen, with "J ak e" Bow- "Mac" has an easy goi ng dis position April 27-Elmhurst College, here; e r, form er B rook High School f lash w hich makes him one of the most May 9- North Centr a l College, there;

ond round. racked up 78 points in 520 minutes of play for an aver age of about 5 Some of the best gam es played points a g ame. w e advise you to have been the Hl ll buttons-Wolves watch his act ivit ies on the h a rd- contest which ended in a 5-5 tie. wood in the future. Joe KaJkowski was the arbiter on who ~o,ppecl fourth place in the high popular fe llows on the campus. May 16- Sectiona l tournament at

this occasion and drew many un-Umber evenL las t year at the Indi- Nor th Cent1·al; May 23- E lmh urst, ana S tate Hig h School meet, h ead- there; May 30-State Tournament. complimentary remar ks f rom t h e

~~~~het;is~~ .. ;~,a"~o;ror:r! ror~~· ~:~ Johnny Beck Wins Betourne Named ~:o;:: :~·r~~e~~:~ ; .;o~.mw":. t::

State m eet a nd will have strong Fr "Jim" Lowney Maps seen 'em. Another thrille r was the compelition from Jim H a mil ton, Tom Badminton Affray . Captain '35-'36 battle be tween Foxen's Wolves and Gibbons, and Don Betourne. Golf Schedule ' the Book Worms; Bud Monahan's

In the fie ld events, Bill W a ls h, driv~ n etted the only m a rk e r fo r former Rantoul H igh School star, Viator Sponsors First Sectional Nine Players Earn Coveted Mem- Bim's outf it a nd the Foxen gang and Dick Ronan, hope to be among Open Tournament The Viator vars ity g olf team , un- bership I n Monogram Club t ied the score late in the game. the topnotch e rs at Normal in the der the supervision of the Reve rend Pitchers Foxen and Jake Bower pole vault. In the hig h jurnp and Johnny BecJ..:, Bradley Hig h James Lowney, C. S . V., coach, and kept the hits well-scattered. The broad jump Johnny Burke, Donald School coach, cop ped first place in Captain Bill Crannell , ' 37, faces an An add ress by the Rev. Father Stump jumpers and the Hillbuttons (Snuffy) S m ith , Danny B lazev ich, the sectiona l badmi n ton tournament ambitious schedu le during the re- John Farrell, one of the g reatest p layed a close game which the latter a nd Larry Doyle expect to win poi nts recentl y completed at the Viator maining days of the schol astic year. athle tes in the his tory of St. Viat or won 3-1. The J ee,ps took an exciting fo r the G r een and White. Som e of gym. B eck swept through the S ix matches have been a rranged, ac- and the election of Don Betourne contest from the Book Worms in our better ){Down "muscle rnen" will early rounds easily, vanqu ished L eo cording to Father Lowney, and of Kankakee, leading scorer during the last inning, by scoring two runs be throwing th e javelin and discus Schlenz, Viator tennis star , only there is every possibi li ty that an- the past season among the Irish on a hit, 2 walks, a nd an error , to and putting the shot ; these include af ter a hard fi g ht, and then won other will be added. The date for cagers, as honorary captain of the win 3-2. Peper's team s ta r ted out J ohnny Stevens, Bob Schumacher, his f inal match f rom Byron Chag- one of th e m atches bas not been s quad for the season o~ 1935-36 were in g r eat fashion at the beginning •Jf Do'n Betou rne, B ud J\IIonahan, Ray non of Donovan w ith s urprising set definite ly as ye t. the highlights of the annual basket- the season by s hu tting out their O'Conno r, Dolph Guy, and Don Mor- ease. The Irish hopes for a s uccessful ball banquet held r ecently. Mono- third floor rivals, 8-0, but have ga n. T cl<en as a ·.vho le, the team The m eet, first of its kind ever season depend on three upperclass- g r am sweaters were also awarded bogged down considerably si nce t hat s hould be a ble to car r y off a few h e ld in t his section attracted thirty men and two promising freshmen. ! a t tha t time to nine v ars ity cager s. time.

places fo r the G reen Wave.

Hart Wins As Irish Drop 1st Golf Match

entries, eighteen of whom were Via- The upperclassmen include Captain tor students. Although the game Cranne ll, forri1e r Cook County and is of recent introduction here and W est Parks Junior Champion of equi pment is limited. the stud en ts Chicago ; E ddie Dilger former North­have shown a great liking for it. west Parks J unior Champion of

Father Far r e ll stressed t he need for cooper a tion between coach and player, warnlng the cagers that an a thlete lives only in the presen t, and that it is impossible to r est on past

The R ev. Doc tor Cardinal, Leo Chicago, and Shirley L ane, one of laurels, and closed w ith a word Schlenz, and Don Betourne wer e l h e best amateur golfers in Kan~ of admonition against the aquire-

Hills ide Co untry Club of Chicago the Viator representatives who gain - kakee County. The newcomer s a r e ment of "swelled heads" by any handed the Viator golfers tlleir ini- ed quarter-final berths with Schlenz "Red" Hart, forme r Mount Carmel member s of a team that was not tial defeat of the season at the Kan- goin g into the semi-finals where he High School golf captain and Bob a perfect outfit. Father Farrell ltakee Country Club by ~ score of lost his match of the tournament Regan, fo rm e r St. Ignatius High expressed regret that all of the sub-10 t,;~ to 4 7:.!. Scores of both teams to Beck. Captain. sti t u tes could· not be awarded mono-were kept comparative ly high by the In the doubles division, e ight Golf Schedule: April 26-Hiltisde g rams inasmuch as they a r e one of strong winds prevailing. Viator players reached the quarter- Country Club, here; May 1- llli- the mainstays of any team. The

Jim D uggan, Hillside club cham- final bracl{et; these were Father nois Normal, there; May 2-Charles- following wer e awarded monogram

Summaries of the games played thus f ar fo llow : Roche beat Straub, 16-6; P eper beat Foxen, 8-0 ; B iro­merle vanquished Murphy, 7-3 ; Straub edged out Fox en 4-3 ; after these two had previous ly played a tie; Murphy lost to Roche, 8 -4. ; P eper was beaten by Bimmerle 6-5; Straub took one from Murphy by a 3-1 score ; Roche and Peper had a s lugfest with the former winning 12-10 ; Foxen and Bimmerle tie 1-1; Str aub shu tou t P eper 4-0; Roche beat Bimmerle 3-2 ; MurphJ4 lost to Foxen 15-6.

S ta ndings : pion led Ul.e scoring with a 39-37, Cardinal and Don Betourne, Tom ton Teachers, ther e; May 8- I11i- sweaters: Don Betourne, honorary 76. He w as followed by Powers of Gibbons and J ohnny Normile, Bro. nois Normal, here; n,>Iay 10~Ephi- l ca~tain, Kank~ee ; Bill Mc~lligot, Hillside with a pair of 39's. Captain DesLauriers and Sam H amilton, Joe phany C. Y. 0., h ere; Armour Tech, C~tcago ; Tom Gibbons, Bloommgton; Jeeps Bill Crannell lead the Irish with a Schmidt who teamed up with Beck, at the Southmoor Countr y Club ; BILl Walsh, Rantoul, all forwards; I HillbutWns 39--lO. 79. Red Hart copped his and Schlenz who was paired with and May 14-Wrigh t College, date I Bud Monahan, Chatsworth, and John Book Worms

w 4

L Tied Pet. 0 1 .000

3 l .750

2 1 .500 match with 43-41, 84. ; par at the Preston. Schlenz-Preston lost to to be arranged. Home matches will I Burke, Springfield. centers; Frank \..Vo lves Country Club is 74. Chagnon-Higgins in the semi-finals . be played at the Kankakee Country Straub, Bloomington ; George Rog- P epe r

Sunlllla.ries "Smitty" and Johnny Beck then fell Club. e rs , Chicago; and Danny Blazevich, 1\'Iurphy Duggan, Hillside, beat Crannell, victim to the same pair when they DeKalb, guards. - ----- --

l 2 1 .250 1 3 0 .250

4. 0 .000

Viator, 2+~-~; Powers Hillside. lost two of the thr ee games played. A collection of 4000 phonograph 1 Managerial awards were also made Dr. Aldo Castellani, of the Royal beat L..we, Viator, 3-0: Larson, Hill- records assembled by the late Sen - to Bill Schumacher, senior manager Ital ian Medical Corps, is on the side, lost to Hart , Viator, 3-0; Fle1n- Afarch winds caused a record run ! ator Bronson Cutting of New Mex- of varsity athletics; Warren H ickey, Lousiana State medical faculty, but ing. Hillsidef beat Dilger, 3-0; Than- on the Ohio State infirmary, 2927 ico has been presented to Swarth- freshman manager; and Edmund I duties in Ethopia have kept him or, Hilside. beat Regan, 2-1. students appearing for t reatment. more College. Branand, cheerleader. , from Iectu~ng this semester.

TUESD"l", Al' IUL SO, 1936

Intercollegiate tOo

Wonder what President Robe rt M. Hutchins knows when be says: "I marvel at the g enUemanly ways tha t have been discover ed of be ing dishone.nt" ? ? ?

E vidently the Association For In­t ernational P eace tsn ' t doing so w ell , three Catholic colleges have th is year accepted ROTC units: Xavier , Du­quesne, and St. Bonaventure. Per ­haps they hold the idea th a t peace is bes t secured by prepara tion for war. Look wha t th a t did in 1914 :

HOOSIER FLASH

THE Vl.ATORIAJ'

Lantz, McAndrews l Can 't To Be Honored llnagine­By Little 19

Norm al, III.- (IIP )- C. P. L a ntz, ath letic director at Charleston T each­er s co llege and Capt. Wm. P . Mc­Andrews, director of a th leti cs a t Car bonda le T eachers, w ho w ill be

I honored In a s pec ia l tes timoni a l din­n e r Tuesday , May 21 prio r t o the

J asper Powe rs and N ig ht L if e: H eery , bending elbows over a bar and s ingi ng H al l ! Hall ! Roche buying . (clgare tles of course ) H a rpo Larkin t alking sense Court and Sch uyle r a nd no s ig n of Shadow H ickey . . Pi nk ey P helan copping f irst honors in a health contest Palm oli ve P a uley u nder a s how er (or, even near one)

I annual Little 19 outdoor track m eet, are considered two of the outstand­

m g leaders of th e conference Both Will be cond ucted upon an in::-o rm a J h ave b een g u ldmg hands in l eagu e t our of th e Coll eg e buildings and

m eetings I grounds Loyola's "NEWS" com es to bat RAY O'CONNOR Mr Lantz has served a t Cha rles- Th e firs t annual psys ica l edu -

with : Mr. and Mrs. Wong were Ray O'Connor, only freshman to ton Teacher s fo r 25 years , whil e catiOn day will be brought to a walking down the s treet one day, win a regula r berth on the Green Cap t. McAndrews is f in ishing hi s I close with Bened ic t ion of th e Bles!i-and as they ,passed, ever yon e turned W ave's grid m achine las t fall , Jlved 22nd year at Carbond ale. ed Sacramen t.

l'A OE '.l'J:IREE

1 ~~ ~,.;ro;/";;~;kb:~th~rt ~~~tal; the

J ll brury. . Beatty lf oed er e r doing a. rhumba wlth Pat Mci...aughlln

Curls H erlihy In a barber chair S mll ing J ack Cr onht aa lls fj ed

- with anything A bc fto hinaky deba tin g whi ch p u.i r o-r s hoes he wiJl wear . Fred A. teJling yo u facts

. I ggy being live m eat . . . Sch ul tz w ithout a r u.jncoa t

V ANDERW ATERS Young Men's Clothes

Furni shings a nd S hoes

The CHICAGO

STORE Kanka k ee, Illinois

around and looked at them because I up to advance no tices of his high

ther e was a little w hite hoy walking school ability. ""Little R ay" prep- Athl t V" I D. J . O'LOUGHLIN, I OFFERS STUDEN T S between tl1em. But little Audrey ped at Emerson High, Ga ry, Ind. e es .a-- M D OF just laughed, 'cause she knew that Whil e a m ember of the "Golden EYE, EAR, NOSE. & THROAT ST. :J:l0~.J:lLf:;:GE two Wongs cou_Idn- ' t_ make one w hite. T ornadoes" ther e , Ray w on a t ack le (Continued f rom P age One) 602 City N a tional Bank B id ~: CLOTHING AT THE

berth on the all -state eleven . Last LOWEST PRICE S

In a recent statistical su rvey of fall he stepped into the post left the R ev. M. P . Loughran , C. S . V. i~~~~~K~an~k~ak~e~e~· ~Il~l.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ students' church affiliations, Mon- vacant by the absence of Tom Kelly, At this time also the ph ysical edu-mouth College (Little Nineteen op- star of the previous year, and play- cation department w ilJ announce the ponent) finds that the Catholi c stu- ed almost every minute of the sea- winner of the title "Physical E d u­den ts have increased from 1.2 per- son's schedule. O'Connor's s ize and cation Champion." Awards for cent of the total enrollment in 19,24 ability to handJ e himself he lped to firs t and second place w inner s iu to 6.2 per cent in 1935 ! make his play a thorn i.n the s ides the individual · events w ill al so be

Applicable anyv.rhere is the com­m ent in San Antonio's "Ra ttler" (St. Mary's University, you know) that evidently some of us can' t hold our Easter eggs, to judge from some appearances.

of the opposition and won him a place on the second all-·star oppon­ent t eam chosen by the St. Norbert College gridders.

Tower comes th e one that: "Then th er e was the butcher who backed

From the Catholic into the meat chopper Bild got a lit­

University tle behind in his business".

made by Brother DesLaurier s . Fol­lowing the dinner , parents and friend s

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ILLINOIS

A LIGHT SMOKE OF RICH, RIPE-BODIED TOBACCO

I smoke for pleasure,

my minds at rest

I smoke Luckies

a Light Smoke of rich,

ripe·bodied tobacco

" it's toasted "

Each Puff Less Acid

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Qrq.c ~iatorian I }!other's Day j Publl•hed bi-weekly throughout the year by the students of SL

VIato r College Throughout the United States on ~lay 10 public displays of the flag will symbolize ~!othenJ' Day, bul

... George Hickson more intimate celebrations will oc­·--- William Cahill cur in the homes of the nation. for .. Vincent ~1urpby the day is essentially a family oc-

Edltor-ln-Cblet A..sociate Ed I tor Athletic• FAitor

£ 01TORIAL TAFT

BUSINESS DEPARTMENT .Bu~lness Manager C1 rcu latioo Manager

casion and as such has taken its . Patricia McLaughlin place in American life. A lthough

_ .... Jack Wissing I it is onl y to American m o the rs that .... ·---· ... Fred Moore the day is dedicated, the re a re in ASRlHt.an t Ci r cu lation Manager

John O'Byrne Roy Moss Wil liam Quan Maurice H iggins

STA.FF WlUTJ>~RS this country many men and wom en Richard Kear ns of fo r eign parentage fo r w hom the

Geor ge Peper occasion calls up vivid r ecollections Richa rd Powers of mo the rs who sen t thei r child ren ... Kevin O'Ryan to th~ New Wo r ld with words of

guidance com mon to a ll moth e rs at Subscription Rate $2.00 pe r annum. a ll times.

Address a ll corresponden ce refe rring ei ther to a d ver tising or s u bsc r iption to

1

A le t ter of counse l w ritte n more Th e Via torian, Bourbon nais, I llinois. than fif t y years ago by a German

Ente red a.a second c lass mat te r a t t h e P ost Office of Bourbonnais, Illinois, mothe r has been care full y p rese rved unde r th e Ac t of Marc h 3 rd, 1879. I and ls p ublis hed her ewith. It was

A·-:c,-M" E="--:P:::R::r=N::TI=N=c-=c:::o:-.----- 121 SOUTH WASHINGTON AVE I >l<ldressed to her son , N. Henry Beckman, now of Ci ncinnati , a

1935 M ember 193 6 ---- fn end of Father Munsch and a ---====r:tssocialed CoUeeiate Press fn end much interested in the college

Distributor of lib rary, on t he eve of h is sa iling I fo r Ame ri ca. Its sen time n ts h ad ---- Collee>iate Die>est ===-- a special t imeliness th en. though

Madison, W iscons in they a re as tim e less as mo the r hood I - ----------------- itself. T h e t r a ns lation fo llows:

THE SOPHOMORE COTILLON "11 P . M., !:>ept, 30, 1380.

1\ ~ a.uothcr u.cad cu1ic yea r d raws lo a ciose, we IH·giu lo rec all ''My d ear Son : T he long -e xpec ted

p leasu 11 t lll Crn or it-s a nd lo n ·capi t ul nte 1:;0 me of t he wo rl dly wisdom h as com e to pass- your trip to Ame rica. You realize , my dear son,

One day I was coming home from down to wn wi th a Kew

alarm t·loL"k under my a r m. l was wa lki n g alo u g ,-er y pcucenh1y

when four big men came up aud attucked me. au d like a very hr u\· 1l

man l up and struck one with my left hand a ud a nother with

my right. .J ust as [ was about to gi,-c up a ud ru n away. my a lur m

clock struck two.

A ny gir l can bP g.ay in a clnss;y co up e,

l u a tax i t hey cu u be j o lly.

B u t t he g ir l t hat's wo r t h w hil e,

Js tlw gi rl who ca u smil e,

IV hen you' re tak in g her home on t he troll ey .

Y o ice o1·e r th e telep hone: ·' I · this t he Sah ·a ti on _\ nny? .. ll Yes.~~

·· J)o you sa\' e g ir-ls ''

'· That i ~ our bus in ess . 1 •

to whj c !J Wt' have hrl'n l'X poscd. B efo re we hcg in to say our t h e heart pangs I s uffe r at t h e · · ·w dJ, wo uld yo u pl ease save me a r ed h ~ad ed one fo r t he It is your Opeu l l ouse D a nce next F'riday niuh t. 11 fa r ewc]b;, our attent ion is cl r aWJI to t he g ra nd a nd g lo ri ous cl imax though t of you r g oing.

of t h is yea r 's soc i>tl eal e nd cr- So ph oon orc Cot ill on . 'l' hc date is wish, and so it shall be. May the ~

May z:;, at t he co ll t•ge fie ld house. Almighty guide and pro tect you from '. . , . . . . . . . all evil and always be with you. 1 he ligh ts wer e low, th e f ire was f alling into g lowing em bers.

S ot ml ac t i Vl i Je::; u nqu c:;i JOUabl y play an rmporlan l pari JO t he [ "Pu t yo ur trust in Him and He T l d 1J uild i11 g uf cha rac tc· r n nd pc l'sonal ity. Th er efo re, it beh ooves will lead yo u in the right way. Be I ICY '~·e re seale on " long sofa before th e f ir e. It was so e ve ry s tud e n t. who is ab le t o, to a tte ml. "It t hese tllll ctiu us h e [ brave and good, and continue you r r o ma n t iC a n d cozy t her e · j ust th ey two. B e gazed wit h a ques-fo rgcts ( jus t temporari ly, we hop e ) h is ea r nes t sc holas t ic pu rsuits, fUia l affection. Do not forget our I t ionin g look at her. S he loo k ed a t him a nd s ig hed . Each he g els better ucqu ai ntccl w ith hi s c lass rnntcs a 11 d h e learus how sac red religion. It Will b rmg you was wo n d e ri ug . wh ic h was go ing afte t· more wood .

comfort and consola tion ; i t will to tll l'l')' himse lf in a ge nt lema nly ma nn er . 'r hc soc ia l ele111 en t teach you pa t ie nce and endura nce,

li as its p ine in yo ur· lire. Needl ess to say, it s li ouldo 't he all no matter how t rying the circum­o f yo ur li fe, nor s hou ld y ou he th e in t rover t wh o s lo uos th e ga y stances or diff icul t the tr ial.

" I seetn to ha. ve run out of gas," h e muttered to h imse lf. " H e re ·s wh er e l do som e fast work ."

a nd li g hte r things of lifr . "Whether your life be one of sue- 'l'li e g irl 's f ace, small a nd white, was t urned up to hi s, l" ' r '1'1! • !:ioph omor r Cot ill on is a co lorful affai r. 'l' he var ious a nd cess or struggle, whether rich or eyes g lowing di zzily f r om ben eath h eavy lids. Her head swam.

lllu lt i-co lorcd gowus, tlw r tfe r vcscc n t c har m of fc J11 i11in e pe rso na l- fr:'o;~ukree:e~d before your eyes and H er r ed l ip s wer e parted , a nd sh e s ig hed f a in tl y . S low ly h e bc ut

iti cs, III U s i c by an outsta ud io g orchestra- t hese a rc a ll a part of "You a re going out in to t h e wide O \ 'Cl' her. H e was h er d entist. t he g lai norous eve ning o l' eve ni ng5 . th e 111 emori eti o f w hich y ou world, fa r f rom pa re n ts, bro the rs

will ehcr is h t:o r· a long t illl c to come. f:>o make your p lans) as k and s is t e rs. It will be t~ying for A bey was tee largest man in t he school bu t he was u 't out fo r· I . I I ( . I ) l l you but you are blessed WIth many I f· tb I I E . d d b · ' .. t le s w(•(' tcs t g 11· y ou \: now s he will be g ad t-o go anL ta \: e good qualities and my h eart is con - , ~ o r a . - \)e ry one won ~ r e a out 1t, and fm a ll y someou e ask ed,

y ou 1· p lace in li11 e nt thi s. t he fina l soc ia l eve nt ot: t ir e y ea r·. fident that no harm wi ll befall you. 'vi hy d on t yo u pl a y foot ba ll.

THE FRANCISCAN MONASTERY Commit your way unto the Lord " Y eti , l r ead so mu ch in tli e n e wspap ers ver e vo n mao g oes 'l'h c J;' J·a nc iscall !vi ooa ster y in \ Vas hi ngtou , D. C., was found ed and He will bring it to pass. o ff ta c kl e for a two y ard loss , and t his oth er f etlo w goes a round

Ill 1 97 , wh co its er ect ion was bg un Oll t he t hc n-ahand on ed Il l C- "Be careful in your business a.- en d f or H tell ya rd loss, a n d t his fe tl ow loses fi ve y ards 0 0 th o> Ceen ey Es ta te. t he history of w hi ch a nted a tes t he D ecla ra t ion of. sociat ions, and pa rticularly in form- next pl ay, a nd so l d ec id ed t h er e are too many losses in this game

ing f riends hips . Above a ll , g uard fo J. I don ' t p lay. " Indep endence. \Vith in t he walls of t h is " :l•[cmor ia l Chu rc h o f t h e your health, fo r th at is the grea test r m e, a n so Ho ly Land " , and iu th e beautifu l g rounds surrou nd ing t he iiiou ­us te ry , a re rep rodu ced many of t he S hrin es sacr ed t o Chri st ia ni ty .

Th is I nstitution is t he cen ter in t hi s co un t ry of t h e Cr usade for t he H ol y JJa od . 1\ s t he "Comm issariat o f t he H oly J,a nd for t he Un il ed S tates of A me ri ca, ' · th e p urpose of t he Mo nas t ery is t he f u r t herin g o f a knowled ge of t he Sac red .P laces of our R ed emption iu P a lest ine, t he suppor t of t hose !:i h riu es, a n d t h e tra iu ing of Mission a r ies to labo r in t h e H oly Jj a nd an d its ex te ns ive Mission s.

I t is not a gen era lly 1u w wu fa ct t hat fo r mo re t ha n seven ceu t lu·ies t he F'ra11 cisca ns have bce u t he o ff icial r ep resentatives of the Catholi c Church in t he Holy La nd , t h ei1· G uard iansh ip o f t he H oly P laces in behal f of Christ ian ity h a ,· ing cost t he lives of m ore than 3,000 mem bers of t heir 0 1·der w ho. tlu· ough p e rsecution and ma rtyrdom shed blood whi l ~ ca r ing for t he .Places sa nc t i f ied by th e ~a r thl)· p rese nce of t he R edeemer.

A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION ,\ r,· you there 1 \Yho a rc yo u . plcasd II' alt. "\\' ho t's your nnm e? ) ly n a me is J ohn \Va t t. ,Joh n \Yh at! Yes. l 'II hr• around to ~Pt.' :·ou th is a fh-' rn oO tl. A ll r ight. nn' you .Tone~~

:\'o. I 'm Knott. \\' ill you te ll m e ~·on1· nHme then 1 W ill Knott. \Vh!· not! )fy tulml" is T\:nott' Bn. clunk. crash. e1 cetera . and so forth.

gift on earth . "I would like to a nd I cou ld say

much m or e t o you , my dea r son -bu t it is ver y d istressing for me. I only say:

"Travel with God, be ever cheerful and courageo us, and p u t to good use all tha t you have been taught.

"Thoug h a g r eat dis tance separ­a t es us, and you are far from par­ental care , m y thought of you will n ever cease so long as m y hear t bea ts.

"The hope that our se pa r a tion will be of s hor t duration is my only con ­solation.

"An d so, my dear son , I bid you adieu . Write f requently and le t m e be your confid ante regar d ing w hat h a ppens to you . Do not imbue your­self wi th the idea of settling down so far away f rom us , and let me live in the expectation of not being wi th­out you too long. Tear s com e to m y eyes; you w ill t here fo re h ave to excuse m y poor h andwriting.

"You r ever fai th ful MOTHER.

" P . S .- Tomor row m arks t h e ad-vent of you r twentie th b irthday and

I the s tart of your big journey. May everything be for the bes t and you be rich in happiness ."

I The villager s of Bourbonnais are

I getting up a pe tition to keep that violinis t at home . H ey maestro ,

i quit fi ddlin' around .

A man a nd h is wife w ere '' listenin g in " on t heir r adio. T he ma n wan ted to hea r a prize f ight th a t was being broad cast a nd h is wif e wan ted to hear her fa vorit e poet . F'irst h e wo uld g et the f ig ht r eturns and th eu s he woul d g et t he poet. H ere is what t hey heard :

Hogan swings with his r ig ht , th e b low­As sweet a s f lower s in July and Au gust,too, R espons ive goes f ro m m e to y ou And qu ickl y t o y o or a r ms I '11 f ly Wh en- H oga n bi ffs him in t h e ey e. 'l'h ey cli nch and br·ea k apart-And oh t h e par t ing breaks my hea rt , But still in p eace my eyes ] ' 11 close If- H ogan soc ks him on th e nos e. 'l'hen to h i• wife he m ad ly c ried , '· \Vh at do yo u t hink t his it? '' The sta t ion a nn onncer th en r eplied, " This is s ta ti on BUNK, The uext se lecti on wil l be­. . B od of r ound t hree. "

8 :00 A STUDY IN CONTRAST Cars a re slow, Crowds a re th ick, "\nd when we'r e la t e T he teac h er·s " k ick". But Ca rs a re s low, _>. nd teac hers late, With qu iet pa ti ence \\··~ ~it and wait.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1936

Town H a II 1Students Work Who is the young gent who goes In National

about Roy H all saying: "take a Peace Drl"ve jab; ba ve a beer; I go for you be-cause you are a good boy; l et's face

THE VIATORIAN

I FROSH HINTERLAND

Ray Lyons drives the sportiest car on the campus.

Red Hart is the best all-around prospect here in a long time.

Ray Moss looks like a champion

1

1-4 miler . Studen ts here as well as through- Pete Brady is the most cheerful

out th~ nation are manifesting in- complainer in Roy Hall.

the music and dance? "

Horrors of Horrors ~ We hear cer­tain things about one of the most prominent seniors eating spaghetti and drinking beer. Bad example. But who led him on?

t erest m the E mergency Peace Cam- Mo Higgins has been picked up by paign which was launched on April coppers more times than any other 21. In more than 300 cities, located liar in the hall. in every state of the nation, prom­inent speakers are addressing huge

Even the sophomores a re tied mass meetings. The Rev. J. W. R. down now; ask a certain Springfield Maguire, C. S. V., sociology dean Helen how she got her man. here, is among the men chosen to

lecture in the mid-west .

Charlie Gilbert is an ace on the violin.

Crops Monahan is lete as was ever 6'3", 198 f rame.

as nice an alb­packed in to a

Future Wars Veterans Move To New Fronts

PAGE FIVE

I Today, however, th e undergraduate

pranks have begun to lake on a

I deeper significance. As th e Veter­

ans of Future Wars incorporate in

I

New Jersey and become a new na­

tional youth movement, the March

of Time points out that they are potentially capable of killing,

New York C1ty - (ACP) - The through ridicule, many a warped idea story of the organization and growth that today menances the peace of of the country's latest phenomenon. the world. the serio-comic Veterans of Future Wars, which has spread from Prince­ton University to most campuses throughout the country, is dramat­ically told as one of the principal episodes of the new March of Time on the screen r eleased nationally April 17.

Also an article on the present and past persecutions of the Catholic Church should merit a great deal of praise, both for its wealth of in­formation and its agreeableness of style. It shows St. Mary's well in the forefront of Catholic Action.

We also wonder why the honor­able Joe brought impeachment pro­ceedings against a certain Cisca of­ficer.

Ray O'Connor can tip the scales The paramount objective of t h e farther than anyone e lse in Roy 1 Althouh scarcely two months old,

campaign is to keep the United Hall. the "Veterans", brain child of three

An interview with the "love doc­tor" discloses a Jew ish-Swedish con-

States out of the conflict which t he foreign diplomatic snarl threatens. The organization would unite in a g r eat dynamic movement a ll who support its major purpose. The imparative need of political and eco-

Jasper Powers is a good man on the organ.

Red Hart and Bob Regan are golfers.

Bob Lenahan's athletic · abili t y is

Princeton undergraduates with an hilarious idea of prepaid patriotism and a bonus before they fight, now has more than 20,000 members and 144 posts over the country. . The s tory of the movement is unusual.

PHONE 283

Star Cleaners Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing

251 S. Schuyler A venue Kankakee, Til.

L. A. Beauvais, Prop.

solidation is broken up. a subject for we Irish to brag a-nomic changes in the world is be- bout. The organization of the Veterans

Ed seem s to have broken his con- ing explored and discussed, and the Jack Cronin, the country doctor, of Future Wars caused little short nections with a certain Kankakee pac ific means of settling internation- has one of the most handsome smil- of a sensation at Princeton. Soon

Mantle Radio dame. Don't take it so bard, Ed. al differences are being str essed. es in the houses when he uses it. 50 schools h ad organized and an of-

--- Th roughout the ' two year s during Bill Gates is one of the liveliest fice had been opened. In the corridors Lighted Kilocycle Dial

Worth $12.50; Sp ecial $9.95 Coco S uede Leather Ja<Jkets

Knit Collar and Gulfs. $4.98 and $5.69

Capeskin or Grain Leather J ackets $5.98 a nd $7.98

We recently heard that a sopho- which the camp aign is to be waged , of the livemeat Viatorians. of the national capitol appeared a I more of t h e f amous second cor- the Youth Section will be r ecruting, Bill McElligot is as s mooth a new kind of lobbyist to button-hole rider rece ived a case of MUM. training, and sending into less p op- basketeers as any the L ittle 19 ever politicians. As veterans and bonus

ulated and rural areas of the coun- saw. advocates strike back, the idea

After all, there ARE showers in the hall , and we fail to see why they shouldn't be used. If the shoe fits,

try young people who will develop Shadow H ickey is one of the best behind the national travesty is shif t­the purposes of the campaign in hecklers in the Little 19-excluding ing and broadening. The profiteers personal contacts. none. of future war s and other similar

In 1937 it is planned to focus in

Baird-Swannell Tel 800 - .Sporting Goods Dept.

wear it. Washington upon the President and Two-gun Boyle is the best shot groups are organized.

Congress of the next administration on the campus. (Bull)·

"Esquire", the popular magazine of Room 202, is now being boycot­ted. The school's morals are safe, Mary.

the convictions of ~11 who have en- Ray Corrigan is the luckiest man we know at picking "winners" on

listed in the campaign. This action blind dates. We wooden' want to w ill take the form of mass mobil-ization and the presentation of forget m entioning the runner-up in

the blind dat e contest-Bob Donne!---- evidence of t h e public opinion gen - Ian. He can't pick 'em ei ther.

Why, oh why, did Mitch go to erated by ~.ne organization. Hal Sandquist is an ace go-be-Cleveland? New Fields, Mary?

___ There are 175,000 attorneys in the

Shadow and the millionaire are United States, 38,600 incubating in still holding down the north end the law schools. Too many, say auth-

of t he second.

It looks like Regis is going to keep those pajamas on permanently.

It's getting so that Mullins can't even promote a cigarette butt. I

The Doctor goes round and round with his a r ms full of books, wai ting for someone to bring his lunch over . And by the way, what is the rea­son for the self-same doctor's in­te rest in Lady Ester's program? Instead of vanishing cream, t ry Freischman's yeast.

Who is the child disease carrier on the third floor? Hilker, Minne­han, and Golden are looking for him.

What two of 318 form the B rain

l'rust?

What dark haired Frenchman on the third floor is giving a basketeer a run for his money at the "Green Hut?"

What third floor gent will be stuffing furniture this s ummer at Kroehlers?

AI is after B (ee). Maybe he will

get stung.

And that's that.

For Health and

Better Quality

KANKAKEE

orities.

The American Geoglogical Society du g in the basem en t of Harvard Hall the other day and came up with an important find; 100-year-old

beer bottles!

PERFECT MAN Tall like Jim H amilton Dressed like Beatty Foederer. Complexion like P a lmolive Pauly. Eyes like Tiger Lamb. Smarter than Punchy L yons. Hair like Booger Puss Fanning. Dance like Bole ro Corrigan. Efficient as Esquire Brady.

Line like Wolf Knippen. Dimples like Pinkey Watson. Nose like Billie Gates. Walk like Jockey Kearns. Car like Dude Boyle. Legs like B runo Pollock. Build like Zeph O'Byrne.

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Hotel Kankakee Sidney Herbs t , Manager

DINING ROOM MAGNlFICANT BALL ROOM

BEVERAGE CO. I A hearty welcome awaits the

students and friends of St. Viator College.

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tweener. Colonel Bus Quann has been unan­

Imously elected as this year's cap­tain of the Viator jockey c lub.

Dick Kearns is the frestiman class choice to send to Major Bowes Amateur show. H e crows.

Tiger Lamb is beyond a doubt

the h andsomest man on the campus. I George Peper has the best sense

of humor. He can laugh at anyt h ing. Pauly can get along without water

longer than-well, anybody.

~fuly DENTISTRY Seniors are invited to write for info rmation con· ceming the advantages of dentistry as a profession. Dentistry is worth while as an important division of health service. Attendance at all dental schoo ls in th e United States has decreased 44o/0

s ince 1924 because of ad· vancing standards. The de· crease .. vi ll be sti ll more marked in the near future. D entistry therefore offers unusual opponunities.

Admission Requirements Two years of liberal arts college credits including inorganic chemistry 8 brs., organic chemistry 4 hrs. , phys ics 8 hts., biology 8 h~ .. are required for ad-IDlSS100.

Facilities of Marqu efle New building, complete teaching facilities, raced Class A.

Write the Secretary, Marquette University,

Dental School, Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

for information.

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Emulsified

Asphalt

A perfect protective coating for brushing, spraying or trowelling, being a high grade Mexican asphalt dispersed as minute particles in water for convenient handling. It is appHed cold. As the moisture evaporates, a black, flexible rubberlike film remains which ts water­proof, acid, alkaline and !irt: resislanl, and shuts out ln!Utratlons or air.

Mortex 5 does not crack or peel in coldest weather, nor b lis ter, .eag nor run on hottest days and always remains elastic. It ls odor4 less, tasteless and noninflammable and can be safely used in confined places. It readily bonds to all clean surfaces, and also to damp sur­faces, but should never be applied over dusty, dirty, greasy or oily surfaces or an imperfect bond will r esult. Use only on clean su r­faces to obtain perfect satisfaction.

Used for DAMPPROOFING WALLS and FLOORS, PAlNTINO GALVANIZED IRON, PROTECTING CLEAN IRON AND STEEL, ROOF REPAlRING and as an ADHESIVE. It can be mixed with Portland Cement and dries out a soft gray color for patching de­teriorating concrete.

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Franciscan Monastery In Capitol City

One of the most beautiful memor­

ic.a J have of Wa..shi.ngton, D. C., is

that of th e F"rMcl.scan MonMtery.

Here, Jn a beautiful, rose-scented en­

closu re, one vis lt.a the grotto of LourdJo, the home oC the H oly Fam­lly In Egypt, traverses the Holy lAnd and trea..ds th e mysterious, dimly-lighted cala=mbs of the Eter­nal City .

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The monastery IS bwlt of yeUow contaJru..ng the maiD altar. The door symbols. the lamb o! God. the fish. lS tAken to the Roman pnSOJl!l. e..._"'(­

brick and is decorated in solemn IS very low and it is necessary to I . H. S. and other \l."ell-knov.-n marks.. acUy hk.. tb e m wbtcb the mar­grandeu r. There are many altars stoop to enter. The room ts lighted Next the "-""isitor i led t.hrou_g-h a tyrs suffered agomes while awruung dedicated to various occasions in the only by nickering red vigil lights. lilt of Christ, s uch as the crucifix- Here LS the exact replica of the maze of pa.ssa.ges to a big room. the wild beasts in the arena.. Jon, the t ra.n.sfigu ration aod the sepulchre JO which Christ was bur- This is the " Purgatona.l Chapel ... epiphWJy. One statue, which r epr e- ied. In the tomb 1s the ghastly fig- The walls here are carved ..-vith grue~

sents Christ m eeting His Blessed ure of lhe de&d Chnst, breath-tak- some picture..::: o! the final judgment Mother on the way t.o Calvary, is ingJy real . From the sepulchre the I and the altar is of white marble carved from a single block of wood piJgrim is laken to the catacombs. with a representation of purgatory. and Is beau tifully stained. The catacombs are true represen- I done in re1ief. Glowing red lights,

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Members of the third order of SL lations of those found in Rome and add a touch of mystery and horror F rancis act as guides. They make the H oly Land. The passages are ! to this gruesome panel. On all a strlklng appearance in white suits narrow and dark , being lighted only Souls' Day, Mass is celebrated here.

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and flowing white capes, scarlet by small oil lamps. the same kind Further on in the dark. tv.-isting lined , with the insignia of the com- that were used by the early Chris- passages, one sees a waxen image mlssariat of the holy land on thei r tians. Row upon row of graves line of St. Sebastian as he lay in death: shoulders. the walls. Usually passages are his relics are enclosed within. Next

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The guide first leads the way to about four graves high. The walls is a marble statue of St. Cecilia as a small marble room just off that are decorated with ancient Christian she lay in death. Later the visitor

.. and now throughout the world smokers are saying

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the SANTA MARIA

Columbus' F1ag Ship

History tells us that when Christopher Columbus' sailors

took tobacco back home with them

everybody hailed it as one of the first

new pleasures in years. ·

Today tobacco gives more pleasure

to m ore people than ever before.

Many different claims are made for

tobacco, but most everybody agrees

on this .

Smoking is a pleasure and the

cigarette is the mildest and purest

form in which that pleasure can

be enjoyed.

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