Squeeky! the dolphin

I don’t like tweeting.Some might say that’s old fashioned of me but I disagree.I believe that tweets make sense for guys like Shaq, who are totally awesome and have lots of friends and fans.I have neither.But I do have a roommate. And I like bugging him first thing in the morning.So I developed my own character for the bathroom that connects our rooms - Squeeky! the dolphin.

Sometimes he’s got advice, sometimes he’s insulting, and other times he’s down right philosophical. Here are some of Squeeky’s best moments.

PS - There are spelling mistakes. And punctuatoin errors. I wrote these immediately after waking up. Sue me.

Written by Will Decher.Published by Will Decher.Annoyed Jeff Dryer.Copyright 2010, Will Decher is sweet printing.