Nice & Nasty SMSTo knw cels serial no type *#06#; To know modl no & code no typ *#9999#; To knw Hardware version typ *#8888#; These r commn 4 all GSM fones. All cell usrs shuld b knw ths. Why did Lord Sivan & Parvathi could not complete the computer course? Because, their Son Ganapathi ran away with mouse. ha...ha..ha.. A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,u,v,w,x,y,z. What r u looking for? I kicked all those who were between U and I. V gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going 2 heaven, b4 i could start writing mine, i heared u shouting : EXTRA PAPER PLEASE. Golden words in life - Never Cry For Anybody Bcoz The Person 4 Whom U r Crying Never deserves Ur Tear... And Who Really Deserves It... Will Never Let U Cry. Speak less to people whom you love most... Because if they cant understand your silence.. They can never understand your words... Good friends are like a pair of scissors joint together often, moving in opposite direction, yet punishing whoever comes in beteween.... I want 2share EVRYTHING with U, Your SADNESS.. ur HAPPY MOMENTS..., Evry single SECON OF THE DAY.... Lets START with your BANK ACCOUNT Whats d fastest thing on earth? Bullet? nah... Sound? not quite... Light? almost... Ans: PRAYER coz it reaches GOD even b4 U say it... Birth is the START OF LIFE Beauty is the ART OF LIFE Love is the PART OF LIFE Death is the LAST OF LIFE But Friendship is the HEART OF LIFE Life is short, LIVE IT; Love is rare, GRAB IT; Anger is bad, DUMP IT; Fear is awful, FACE IT; Memories are sweet, CHERISH IT; I am Cute, ACCEPT IT... Pagal iravai theduthu. Iravu pagalai theduthu.Vandu malarai theduthu. Nathi kadalai theduthu. Athellam sari Unnai ean police theduthu? Dont Expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u dont expect, every moment, everything is a suprise n every surprise brings hapiness with it...

Never search your happiness in others which will make you feel ALONE. But search it in yourself, you will fel hapy even if you are left ALONE... Punch Dialogue: Love pannura ponnum, Namma use pannura cellum money illena outgoing cut. All about college...... College Life: Shock, Chairman: Thiruda Thiruda, Trustees: Ali Babavum 40 Thirudargalum, Principal: Malabar Police, HOD: Pidhamagan, Staffs: Padikkadhavan, College Campus: Ciraichalai, Attenders: Nanae Raja Nanae Mandiri, T&P Cell: Indru Poi Nallai Va..., College Bus: Sundara Travels, Canteen: Marma Desam... Reporter: Today is TIGER awareness day what is ur message? To improve al over... Sardarji: In all fasion shows we have to contest TIGER WALK... ah..ah..ah... Softly the leaves of memory fall, Slowly ill gater n pick them all, Bcz 2day 2moro n till my life is through, ill always cherish having A FRIEND LIKE U. In life don think d pain u went thru bt d lessons it taught u, nt hw much u cried bt hw much u smild, nt hw much u wer hurtd bt hw much u wer loved. Sardar claims cash fom insurance company for his burnt house. The firm says it wont pay cash but will rebuild the house, same size and shape. Sardar upset: If thats your policy cancel my wifes insurance! Vijayakanth: dai naama andha tv mela case poodanum; thondan: edhukku captain... Vijayakanth: naama katchi aarambichatha velayaattu cheydhiyel pooturukaanda... Husband: Yei, yennadi ithu. Sambarla katthiri kaai mulusu mulusa kedakkuthu.... Wife: theriyatha ungalukku... Ithu than ARINTHUM ARIYAMALUM kulambu Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true. But do you know they are a blessing when they are like you. There are 6 Billion people around d world. I dont know y i msg u? may be bcoz... 5,999,999,999 cant replace a Chweet FRIEND like U...! Those who joyfully leave everything in GODS HAND will eventually see GODS HAND in EVERYTHING. Worry ends where FAITH begins... The person who hates U thinks abt U double the times the person who loves U, so never mind its hate or love be proud that U are remembered...

Valuing Friendship is not by seeing each other everyday... Nt by msgng or by calling...! Whats more important is in our busy lives, we REMEMBER EACH OTHER. Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen B4 & which u will never see again so enjoy & live & make each moment beautiful! Satyam theateral Ajith padam, Devi theaterla Vijay padam, A;nert thaterla Vikram padam, Police Stationla Unnoda padam... Ayyo Ayyo Ore Thamasu po.... Two sardarji is looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sar2: Aaho, truck number is also written... BC-1760!!. When god creates a person, he gives a heart inside every person, but he gave me a person inside my heart... Thats u my dear friend... The value of tears is never understood when theres always someone to wipe it for you, wishing you to always stay unaware of pain and tears... One day RAVANAN went to a disco but when he was about to enter, he fainted bcoz of shock. Why?? Bcoz d entry fees was Rs.2000 per head... World is a Theatre. Our life is a Movie. God is the Director. Nature is the Producer. U r the Hero..., Enjoy Life Wenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning hearts because life is an echo. It gives back what you have given...! A single Candle can illuminate an entire room! But a sweet friend like U can lightup an entire Lifetime Thanks 4 d brite Lightsf Frenship When tension creeps into ur mind, just close ur eyes, think of me & see ur fingers, Ul find my fingers clutched into urs... to say, Dont worry im with U! Life has its ups and downs. Sometimes sun shines, sometimes rain pours. But dont forget, it takes both sun and rain to make a RAINBOW. Enjoy Life. Friends are like a Best CALCULATOR. They Help 2 Add JOB, Minus FEAR, Multiply HAPPINESS & Divide GRIEF. Thanks 4 Being my Calculator... Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. more old, more strong, more deep, more clear, more warm, less words but more understanding.. Its the best feeling in the world ven i say hai to u r sms to u bcoz i know atleast i crossed ur mind for 1 second.

Sweet in ur speech, clean in ur heart, peace in ur eyes, strenght in ur hands but why clay in ur head? If anyone talked about ur smile or beauty just kill them how dare they fool you. Never blame a day in ur life. gud days give u joy, bad days give u experience. Both re essential in life. Have a nice day. Cricket playerkkum Collage Figerukkum Enna Vithiyasam? Cricket player Batala Adippar. But Collage Figer BATAvala Adikkum... Kitkat says to dairymilk i think we are the sweetest people on earth, dairymilk rpls wait uve not seen the person reading this SMS. Next time it rains, try and catch a few drops in your hands. The drops you catch is the amount you like me & the drops you dont is the amount i like you... Successful persons can never b defeated by problems. They become masters of d situation & defeat d probles Day by Day week ends... Week by Week month ends... Month by Month year ends... But Friendship never ends. My friendship is like an onion, which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes. U will be a ROSE for all TREES... U will be a SMILE for all FACES... U will be a WATER FALL for all HILLS... U will be a BROTHER for all beautiful GIRLS. This day will be Amazing, Blazing, Colorful, Delightful, Exhuberant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Holy, Immaculate, Joyful, Klassic, Lasting, Massive, Naughty, Oxyrich, Plush, Quenchy, Rustic, Superb, Tempful, Ultimate, Velvety, Wonderful, Xcellent, Yankee, Zappy For you... If I have just 1day tolive.. i will spend my 23 hours with U & spend the last 1 hour to search SOMEONE to take care of you my DEAR FRIEND... When a man opens the door of his car for his wife. you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. LIFE is a Rope that Swings us through HOPE, Always believe Today is much Better than Yesterday & Tomorrow will be Best than Today! So just Go on & on. Time is like a river... u cant step on d same water Twice coz d flow dt has passed vl nvr pass u again. Cherish erery moment of ur life...

Life is an echo, it all come back to YOU. The good , the bad, the false and the true. So give to the world the best u have and the best will come back to U If i was a tear, i want to be born in your eyes, live on your checks n die on your lips... but if u were my tear, i would never cry b coz i never wanna lose u... Love & friend are walking in a village. Love falls into a well why? bcoz love is blind... friend also jumps inside why? friend will do anything 4 love... Friendship is a one time investment & a lifetime of REWARDS. Love the heart which hurt u, but dont hurt the heart which love u. attraction happens many times, love happens sometimes, marriage may happen one time, but a good friend like u, happens once in a lifetime A person who truly loves u, is someone who sees the pain in ur eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still belives in the smile on ur face... Somebody once asked god What surprises u most, about Mankind? God replied... They lose their health to make money and then, lose their money to restore their health. By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present.. Such that, they live neither for the present nor for the future. They live as if they will never die and they die, as if they had never lived... Wish u a quality LIFE!! 10 Speakers cant equal 1 thinker. 10 thinkers cant equal 1 planner. 100 planners cant equal 1 worker. 100 workers cant equal 1 performer. BE A PERFORMER Life is difficult, full of trials, sorrow, pain, but if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say... WHICH STUPID PUSHED ME??!! Hav U heard abt a men who throw his mother-in-law in a pond of crocodiles?

Hes now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to crocodiles! U stole my memories i xcuse U! U stole my laugh i xcuse u! U stole my heart i x cuse u! But this is 2 much dear... Return my Purse!! How many 24 hours services worked in India 1. Central Railway 2. BBC 3. Internet 4. KSRTC 5. Telephones 6. Hospitals 7. Police Stations 8. A.T.M. 9. Airlines 10. My SMS... Boy: Uve got a nice slippers babe. Girl: If u say d same thing again my slippers will come 2 my hand. Boy: even ur skirt is beautiful... Happies man is 1 whose daughters photograph is in femina cover, son on india today, girlfrnd on Filmfare & WIFE on

missing column of newspaper! A wife is like TV everytime open it, Same programme is benig retelecasted. A GIRL FRIEND is like internet. every time U log on, U see new sites... Your girl friend is a Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Exceptional, Remarkable, in short form she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. No Quality + No Style Laloo, No Quality but Style Sonia, Quality but No Style Vajpai, Quality + Style = Guess Ur right press down to see his name & no. Donkey... Donkey... You Papa..

No SMS... Why Papa... Remove Ur Sim.. Quick Papa... Break Ur Cell.. Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Do u remembered the day v traveled in a car? I put my dog out of the window. u put ur face out, then people started shouting TWINS TWINS EARTH may stop ROTATING; BIRTDS may stop FLYING; CANDLES may stop MELTING; FISHES may stop SWIMMING; HEART may stop BEATING; But Ur brain wl nvr START Working. Do u know what is TSUNAME? TSUNAME is a MAMI which takes everybody to the SAMI. After returning from a foreign trip, a sardar asked his wife: Do i look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Y? Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner? Bale le! Dark were those days, without ur sight, When i was in darkness U gave me light, U gave me strength

2 make life bright, Thank u so much, MY DEAR TUBELITE!! When u pass beside me, my heart beats increases thousand times more than the regular beats, do you know why? Its very natural when a devil cross. Why do students fail in Exams? Bcoz 8 Hrs. of Sleep each day cause = 122 days 365 122 = 243 Summer holidays = 61 days 243 61 = 182 Sundays in a year = 52 days 182 52 = 130 Festival Holidays = 40 days 130 40 = 90 3 Hrs. of daily of routine = 46 days 90 46 = 44 Dasara Holidays = 15 days 44 15 = 29 1 Hour Chatting per day = 15 days 29 15 = 14 Sickness days per year = 10 days 14 10 = 4 Film time per year = 3 days 43=1 Remaining 1 day is my happy birthday Idha sonna yenna muttal endru solluranga!

Girl: When i was singing, someone threw a slipper on me. Boy: Did you stop singing? Girl: No. What could i do with one slipper? I sang till he threw another slipper. Hi, I need a girl to marry.... age no bar... colour no bar... height no bar.... caste no bar... but... girls father must have a own BAR... Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided into 2 parts left & right. In left nothing is right & in right nothing is left! My punch dialogue Valkaila yar first beach ku poragaradu mukkiamila lastla yar thirumbi varangarathu than mukkiyam. What at happens when driver and conductor sleep inside a running bus? If the conductor sleeps, nobody gets ticket. If the driver sleeps, everybody gets ticket. A jasmine is always a jasmine either its in flower case or in d dustbin. Same way u r always my friend either u r in dental hospital or in mental hospital. Define love : It is a word which has two vowels, two constants and two fools.

Look at the ocean & see Gods abundance! Look at the sky & see Gods glory Look at the moon & see Gods wonder! Look at the mirror & see Gods Blunder!! The past is not in ur Hand........ The future is not in ur Hand....... But At present the mobile Is in ur hand so, Mariyathaya ennaku sms anupunga To live a happy life stay away from 4 coats 1, White Coat (Doctor) 2, Black Coat (Advocate) 3, Khaki Coat (Police) 4, Petty Coat (Girls)... Today having a small car or a small phone is fashion... One day will come when having a small brain is fashion. On that day, my friend, u will be a legend.

Thought for the DAY : Be a boy of trigger. Dont dream about figgure. Figgure will make you a begger. Begger cannot get a figure.... Its a Simple Mind touching Interactive Long lasting Effect which Wins heart... Its ur sweet(?) SMILE. Keep Smiling. Start a new day.... with a clean HEART, free from hatred. No worry, no fear, no shadow of LONELINESS! Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, bird to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, and nobody teaches heart to choose a friend like U, it just happens.... If u dont mind

If u dont feel bad plz give me A AK A KI A KIS A KISSAN Jam bottle. Friendship is like the relations between the hand and the eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears. Winter comes again & again, Summer comes again & again, but persons like you never comes again & again because God never make mistakes again & again...... I am not rich but I have a rich heart, I am not smart but I have a smart mind. I am not always right but I am not wrong in choosing you as my friend.. If someone asks me What is friendship I would sit next to you, pull you close to me put my arms around you and proudly say this is friendship DREAMS visit us when we are asleep. But commitment wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS com true! Have a fantastic day. Look Outside Its so Pleasant

Sun Smiling For You! Trees Dancing For You! Birds Singing For You! Because, I asked them all to wish you GOOD MORNING 10 messages 4 you 1 Hi! 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 How r U? 5 Hope Ur fine

6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bless U 9 Be happy 10 Sorry wrong number #;-----------------;# This is a bridge of friendship, When U r sad & lonely cross it. Il wait on the other side & if U r afraid just tell me Il cross it for U Our Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPINESS/- When U feel upset & alone, withdraw it from my a/c. When U r too happy, deposit it in my a/c. Friendship is not a two way road, it is a one way road by 2 people Hand in Hand. It U ever need a hand.. Im there Friendship is not a two way road, it is a

one way road by two people Hand in Hand. It U ever need a hand.. Im there Nobody can stop Me. Ill send you SMS till, My death? Your death? World exist? Oxygen available? Sathyama illa. SMSku charge panra varaithan! Life is Like a MOVIE If U r sad

DRAMA If U r afraid SUSPENSE If U r angry ACTION When U Look in the mirror HORROR Now U r smiling Thats COMEDY Deepavali is lightful Pongal is sweetful Holi is colourful. But Friendship Is Powerful Lets prove it! Get Me one KINGFISHER FULL A lover say, Ill be with u in all ur troubles but a good friend says Ull have no troubles when Im with u and that is ME. Never stop yr smile even u r sad bcoz u never know who is falling in love with yr smile, for d world u may be someone but for someone u may be d world.

Be careful to whom u give ur heart, coz when u give ur heart to someone, ur not only giving that person the right to love u, but also the power to hurt u! Friendship is collection of heart, Ready To Give share & understd. It Never fads & never ends, It only remind us life is nt perfect without a friend. Kiss is key to start sex from top floor. If u pass then go to 2nd floor to play basketball. If pass then go to ground floor to play GOLF. Arasan Andru Kolvan. Deivam Nindru Kollum. Sankarachariar Aal vaithu Kollvar. Naan Msg anuppiye Kolven. Neenga

Msg anupama Kolringa. Puthusu Saamy Puthusu Bachelor Life Highway; Marriage Life Oneway ; Joined Family Life Traffic Jam. So drive ur Life safely.. Have a Great & Successful Life ! I Want to say Sumthing Important Dont Think Bad Please Promise I am Afraid To Tel Its Already

Late No way I should Now tel U . My Dog want to say this to ur Dog plz pass the mes. Count our FRIENDSHIP by the FLOWERS, Never by the leaves that FALL I MISS YOU Flowers die Stories end Songs fade Memories r 4gotten All things come 2 an end. But special people like u always remain in heart 4ever GOOD MORNING. No space for new messages But theres always a space in my HEART 4 a SWEET FRIEND like U. Love is not only made for lovers; its also for friends who love each other better than lovers!! When God leads U to the edge of a cliff, trust Him & let go. Only 1 or 2 things will happen; 1 He will catch U when U fall, 2 He will teach U how to fly! Today I searched my purse, it was empty,

I checked my pockets, I found a few coins, When I searched my heart, I found your love & realised how rich I am. Some say Always remember me, Some say Never forget me, While I say Never forget to remember me and never remember to forget me. U may Have. Someone In ur Mind Someone In ur Heart Someone In ur Dreams Someone In ur Life But I am Someone When U have No one

A new light called Morning emerges thru hours of Darkness, to remind us of new Challenges, new Hopes & a fresh start for Success! Good Morning. I may not be a clock that may text u 24hrs a day but my heart will be like a clock that will not stop caring & saying U r always remembered. Take Care Troubles are like a washing machine, they twist & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter & better than before. Have a great day. Love is not to find the one U can live with, it is to find the one U cannot live without. Live a life full of love so that others may love the life U live. The year is going to change. The revolution has already changed. Changes are constant. Please change your underwear atleast now Beauty doesnt make Love but Love makes Beauty, Break everything but never break a Heart, The heart is like Music, Play it but Dont play with it.. Conducting a Blood Test on U. Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing Finished. Result : No Blood Found! All Honey No wonder ur so sweet ! Smile in pleasure, smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like a rain smile when someone hurts you, SMILE BECAUSE SOMEONE STILL loves you

Dreams give rise 2 hope Hope inspires efforts. Effort results in success. So dreams r root of success. Let al ur dreams turn success. Good Morning. Have a successful day. Little Keys Can Open Big Locks. Simple Words Can Express Great Thoughts. I Hope My Simple Wish Can Make Your Day Great. Good Morning...! Have a Nice Day! Age of Drinks: 1 to 16 Milk, 17 to 22 Horlicks, 23 to 28 Beer, 29 to 40 Oldmonk, 41 to 60 Tonic After 60 ONLY ONE TIME MILK WITH RICE IN THE MOUTH. F : Field of Luv R : Root of Joy I : Island of God E : End of Sorrow N : Name of Hope D : Door of Undrstndng

Thats what u r, my _______ F.R.I.E.N.D. When life changes & we go our separate ways. U still be in my heart til my dying days. Im not lying dis is ture, Da world is Jealousy coz they have never, seen a frnd like u If I give u a dozen roses & u ask why there are no thorns, I would just smile, show my bleeding hands & say, I took them away so a frnd like u wont get hurt :#: A FRIEND # is like (o) a ( ) guitar you have to keep tuning one in a while to keep the melody of friendship alive!. Ill Take Bricks &

write I MISS U on each of dem & throw dem on ur head 2 make u undrstand how much it hurt when I MISS U

For Breathing I need a Heart. For a Heart I need Love. For Love I need Hapiness. For Happiness I need a Good Friend. For a Good Friend I need U. I sent my cares to the wind & asked the wind to pass them to U. When u feel the wind blowing against ur face, thats me Saying Take care Past is Experience! Present is Experiment! Future is Expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment to achiever ur expectation!

Heart to heart, though miles apart, my love towards u will never depart-Urs ever luvin frnd. When im not messaging u, it doesnt mean that Ive forgotten u, im just giving u time to miss me. Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle Even if one punctures, the vehicle cant move further. So intelligent man always carry a stepney with them!! G et up O pen ur eyes O ut of ur bed D ay has risen M erry life O ld dreams cum ture R ise $ shine N ew plans I deas of life N ice future G OOD DAY for U. Idi iditchathan Mazhai. Sooriyan Uditchathan Kizakku. Cake irundhathan Christmas. Karumbu Sappittathan Pongal. Naa Siritchathan Deepavali. Nee Kulitchathan NEW YEAR.

Evrything is finsd btween US. Ill never cum again in ur life. GUD BYE & Wish U Gud Luck. Urs faithfully.

UR 2004 PAIN & SORROWS wish a Happy New Year. Dreams give rise 2 hope Hope inspires efforts Effort results in Success. So dreams r root of Success. Let al ur dreams turn Success. Good Morning. Troubles As light as Air, Love As deep as The Ocean, Relations As solid as Diamonds, Success

As bright as Gold, These wishes 4 u & ur family for this NEW YEAR. Have My HEART That Never BREAK, Have My SMILE That Never FADE, Have My TOUCH That Never Hurt, Have My FRIENDSHIP That Never End. Morning Is a Wonderful Opportunity 2 Pray 2 Love 2 Care 2 Smile And to Thank GOD for all blessings we received. The Night Is Over. New

Morning Is Born! As I Greet U Good Morning May Your Day Be Filled With GODS LOVE, HAVE A NICE DAY. 1 day I read smoking is bad I stoped smoking 1 day I read drinking is day I stopped drinking 1 day I read friendship is bad.. I stopped reading. B-egin ur day with L-ove in ur heart E-xpect blessings S-hare goodness S-hine like d sun I-nspire some 1 N-ever 4get that

G-OD is with u all Time!. A gem quote.. You cant make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your WORTH People often complain what a small world weve got..but me..id rather have it small to have u than have it so big to have missed knowing some1 like u! A CUP OF ADVICE :- Love your friends and not their sisters. Love your sisters and not their FRIENDS. Let every day b a Dream U can touch Let everyday b a Love U can feel Let everyday b a Reason 2 live coz LIFE is indeed BEauTiFUL! If u like me or hate me, both is advantageous to me. Because, if u like me, Ill be in ur heart & if u hate me, Ill be in ur mind. Fact of Life: More often than not, we fall in Love with a person we can never have & sometimes the one we truly Love remains either a friend or a stranger Friends R 4eVer eVen when U don send me sms,

u wil alaways b in my (v) | _ | v || EART. Morning Is a Wonderful Opportunity 2 Pray 2 Love 2 Care 2 Smile And to Thank GOD for all blessings we received. GOOD MORNING Classic rejection lines of women. 1. Let us be friends 2. I am sorry i have a boy friend 3. I am not interested in you 4. I am planning to pursue higher studies 5. My dad is a hitler... When u get such answers from a woman, its time to move out from her. Issued in public interest of innocent Guys. When u were born, it was Raining heavily... do u know y?... bcos the skiy was crying for losing a cute sweet smart LOVING star to earth. Good friends r difficult 2 find especially... SOMEONE... as SWEET as ORIGINAL as FUNNY &

as CUTE ( ) ( ) ( - .- ) () () as me, how lucky ur. u can buy gifts but not love. u can pretend 2 smile but not be happy. u can lie to others but not to urself. u can have FRIENDS but not as SWEET as ME. A RELAXED mind A PEACEFUL soul A JOYFUL spirit A HEALTHY body & A heart full of LOVE. All of these are my wishes for u today & always. Blue be the sky above u, Smooth be the path ahead u, Love be the breeze around u, may all happiness surround u.. Good Morning. My phone loves it when u sms: Its little face lights up, bursts into beeps & has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

Lif without ur sms is tea w/o decation coffee w/o caffein bread w/o butter egg w/o onion candy w/o sugar chickn w/o spice icecrem w/o ice U w/o ME! Sum frnds r separatd by TIME, sum

by DFFRNCES, sum by DSTANCE, sum by PRIDE. By no matr hw far ur & hw bsy we mayb, Ul alwys b a SPCL frnd 2 ME.. Good Morning No one has traveled d road of success without over crossing d streets of failure. GOD never promised us easy journy in life, HE only promisd a safe journey. Have a Safest Journey. Sender: Funny & Relaxed Sender: Cool & Sincere Sender: Nice, Kind, Frndly Sender: Can be Trusted

Sender: Sweet, Adorable Sender: Yes u r right... Its Life ends when u stop dreaming. Love ends when u stop believing. Hope ends when u stop hearing, so.. Live, Hope n Love... Life is beautiful. GOOD MORNING Certain Friends Touch Ur Heart & U Cant Stop Thinking About Them.. That is The Kind Of Friend U Are.. Far Yet So Near.. Simple Yet So Precious... GOOD MORNING Birth was not our choice, Death wil not b our choice, but the way we live

our life is our choice absolutely ours... so enjoy it..... Good Nite... A sweet quotation, Love is a gitf.. If u receive it, try and appreciate it.. If not, dont worry, Someone is still wrapping it for U. F-R-I-E-N-D-S are like balloons; once u let them go, u can never bring them back. thats Y il tie u tight in my H-E-A-R-T!

Take care my FRIEND!. Friendship is like a rubber band, it is too flexible, How much ever you want you can stretch it, but when you leave it, it pains a lot... Really a lot.. Love is beautiful.. Because its a feeling controlled by the Heart. But friendship is very very beautiful because its a feeling that controls the Heart itself. The Best School Is Life.. The Best Teacher Is Experience.. The Best Book Is Nature.. The Best Temple Is Heart.. The Best FRIEND IS YOU and only U...!. Every Second God remembers you. Every Minute God Bless U Every Hour God Cares for U Because... Every

Day I Pray God to take care of U. Have A Good Morning Keep the smile, leave the tear. Think of joy, forget the fear. Hold the laugh, leave the pain. Be joyous... And be my friend for ever. Hate, but Love more. Order, but Agree more. Talk, but Listen more. Punish, but 4give more. Then people will Love u sure. Try it... GOOD MORNING I TRUST U is a better compliment than I LOVE U. Bcoz u may not always trust d person u luv but u can always luv d person whom u trust.. Hai moon! Dim Ur Light... Hello Wind! Breeze Soft..

Hai Flower! Blossom Slowly.. Hello Earth! Spin Gently.. Coz, My Friend Is Going 2 Sleep! Good Night. No one is born happy.. But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness.. So today, make others happy.. Flash your sweetest smile! Good Morning... Friendship is a promise made in the heart... Silent... Unwritten... Unbreakable by distance.... Unchangeable by time. Take Care dear FRIEND As Long A V Have Memories, YESTERDAY REMAINS: As Long As V Have Hope, TOMORROW AWAITS: As Long As V Have Frndship, EACH DAY IS NEVER A WASTE TAKE CARE Words

begin with... A B C Numbers begin with.. 1 2 3 Music begin with.. sa re ga But FRINDSHIP begin with.. You & Me Friends are special treasures of dheart they make u feel loved, needed &

secured its often not said but felt. My phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts into beeps & has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, I think it likes u! Sum frnds r separated by TME, sum by DFFRNCES, sum by DSTANCE, sum by PRIDE. Bt no matr hw far ur & hw bsy we mayb, UL alwys b a

SPCL frnd 2 ME.. Gud nite. As precious as u are to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know all friends are hard to choose, But you are the one I NEVER WANT TO LOSE Welcome the new evening with a Smile on ur Face, Love in yr Heart & Good Thoughts in ur Mind & U will have a Wonderful Day 24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4 sweet week make 1 sweet month! but 1 sweet person like u makes my life sweet. Good Morning Shores never meet but share the same ocean. The moon & stars could not be one but are in one sky. Friends dont meet often but never stop being friends! Sweet Things are easy to Buy Sweet Words are easy to Say But Sweet People like YOU are very difficult to find.. May ur whole life be as Sweet as U A smile is the lighting system of the face, cooling system of head, heating system of heart & booting system of mind. SO KEEP SMILING ALWAYS. May ur Salty Days B Peppered Wid Spicy luv May u Bask in

Lemon Sunshine Play On Strawbery Fields Under A Vanilla Sky In Short Hav A YUMMY Evening. Never ignore a person who loves u, cares for u n misses u, because 1 Day u may wake up from ur sleep n realise tat u have lost a diamond while collecting stones When you are Counting all ur FRIENDS - the Oldest, - the Best & - the Sweetest I wud like 2 stand By ur side & Murmur 2 little Words: ME TOO Watever Happens 2 ur day

just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a Problem 2b Solved But A Gift 2b enjoyed. Make Everyday Ur best day! I C U When I close my Eyes. If god ever decides 2 take u away from me Then I Will Pray 2 God 2 CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER, So dat I can CU 4ever!!! There is no oil, if olives are not squeezed No wine, if grapes are not pressed No perfume, if flowers are not crushed If you feel any pressure in

life today??? Dont worry God is just bringing out the best in you!! Stay happy! Good Morning Cherish the person u really like. Never tell lies or attempt to hurt them bcoz u wont know how important they are until they are out of ur life. The only Wealth I have Are the People Around Me That I Really Call Friends & you are 1 of them. Pls stay With me So that People Will know How rich I am Flowers are many but rose is special... Lovers are many but love is special Days are many but Sundays are special Friends are many but you are special! To love someone is natural instinct. To be loved by someone is LUCK. To live with someone you love is ACHIVEMENT. To live with someone who loves you is LIFE

God gives us two gifts One is chance and another is choice. Chance to have friends and choice to select people like you. To understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship but to have no misunderstanding is the most understood friendship. Difficult to tell what loving is likeIts really impossible to tell what missing is like may u never miss whom u love n may whom u love miss u always. Missing u is not a game of playmissing u is not a word to say missing u does not start in April and end in may Missing a person like u is a pain. To love someone is natural instinct. To be loved by someone is LUCK. To live with some you love is ACHIVEMENT. To live with someone who loves you is LIFE God gives us two giftsOne is chance and another is choice, chance to have friends and choice to select people like you. Treat life as the sea, ur heart as the seashore, friends like the waves, it never matters how many water are there what matters is which one touches the seashore The rusting leaves ate night, The moon keeping at a height, Growing clouds covered moons light, A gentle feeling passed by these sightss, The flowing calm and silent river, the cold dried trees scribble, The cold, sweet nourishing air, AH.! Nature has such a lovely flair Like YOU My Dear FRIEND.! Closeness doesnt come when we are together. It comes when we are apart and realise that despite not being with each other we never stop remembering each other! A truly touching friend understands when you say forgot. Waits forever when you say one minute. Stays when you say leave me. And Dies when you ask who are you.

Life has its ups and downs. Sometimes Sun shines, Sometimes Rain pours. But dont forget, it takes both sun and rain to make a RAINBOW! Enjoy Life! The road to success is not straight There is a curve called failure A loop called confusion Speed bumps called bad friends Red lights called enemies Caution lights called family You will have flats called jobs. But, if you have a spare called determination An engine called perseverance Insurance called faith A driver called GOD You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!! Have a great day. Good friends r those who care without hesitations, who tolerate without frustration, who remember without limitations & who love even without communication. Nobody Teaches The sun 2 rise A fish 2 swim A bird 2 fly A plant 2 grow A child 2 cry The heart 2 chose a frnd lik u. PRAYER is not to lighten ur burden but to STRENGTHEN ur back, Have FAITH in GOD, faith doesnt moves mountains but gives the POWER to climb one. BEST GIFTS 2 GIV

2 Frnd : Loyality 2 Foe : 4givenes 2 Boss: Service 2 Child: Gud Exmple 2 Prnts : Gratitud 2 Mate : Luv 2 God : Ur Life 2 Me : Cash or Cheque will do! One of many ironies of life : The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience. The only way to gain experience is to make a mistake... Wen The Time Comes 4 U 2 Give Your Heart 2 Sum1 Make Sure That U Select Sum1 Who Will Never Break Ur Heart Because

Broken Hearts Have No... Spare Parts. Never Hurt a Heart Known to U...Bcoz after that, ur Heart will start Hurting u by reminding that u Hurt a Heart Known to ur Heart... Friends are Like a Simple CALCULATOR. They help 2 Add JOY, Minus FEAR, Multiply HPPINESS & Divide GRIEF. Thanks 4 Being my FRIEND!... LIFE Strts Wit Violnce But Ends Wit A Silence LOVE Strts Wit A Fear But Ends Wit Tears TRUE friendship Strts Here Ends NEVER... Never expect things to happen... Struggle and make them happen... Never expect you to be given a good value... Create a value of your own... Dont under estimate yourself... You are worth more than anything in this world...

Dreams touch your heart n soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy & reality. Hope youll have d sweetest dream as you close ur eyes tonight. GUD NITE! Respect those friends who find time for you in their calender, but love those friends who DONT consult their calender when you need them... To make 1 Kilo of Honey, Bees have 2 visit 4 million flowers, travelling a distance equal 2 4 times around the Earth. So think twice b4 calling any one HONEY. Dive into my eyes & u will find an ocean of love & in it a boat of friendship waiting for u for a non stop journey into the core of my HEART.... We nevr get wat v want, v nevr want wat v get, v nevr hav wat v like, v nevr like wat v hav, Stil v Live, stil v Luv, stil v Hope this is LIFE Love is like a bird... If u hold it tightly it dies. If u hold it slightly it flies. If u hold it correctly it shits in ur hand. So stay away & enjoy your life! We never have what V Like We never like what V Have Stil V live love & hope that some day well get

what V Love OR Love what V have Thats LIFE... To understand a misundrstanding is an undrstanding in friendship but to have no misundrstanding is the most understood friendship. All about a girl: When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. When she is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When she stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When she calls you everyday, she is seeking your attention. When she smss you everyday, she wants you to reply atleast once. When she says I love you, she means it. When she says i miss you, no one in this world can miss you more than her. Never search your happiness in others which will make you to feel ALONE. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even you are left. Thousands of yesterday are gone. Millions of tomorrow will come. But there is only one TODAY. So, I dont want miss the day to say you, HAVE A NICE DAY... To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough. Being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful. Being loved is secure but to love is insecure. The twinkle in ur eye made my day, Ur smile made my week, Ur laugh made my month, Ur sweetness made my year and ur friendship made my LIFE... What is love?

Those who dont like it, call it responsibility. Those who play with it, call it a game. Those who dont have, call it a dream. Those who understand, call it destiny and for me, its U my friend. There are only two things in life that are more painful than death... One when a friend remains silent.. The other when you miss them...

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a dj vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : I hope she will make herself up!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

You are never too blond to learn !!!

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

Youd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on! SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one forever ....

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you I love you

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

Love is forever, only the partners change...

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h :-) .... me too xxx

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would . rain all day !

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

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