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Volume 20, Issue 10 March 4, 2012

What is in store for this week! (Aka the agenda!)

Tuesday:5:00pm – 7:00pm – SFR (there will be tons of good food!)7:30pm – 8:30pm – Board games

Wednesday:6:00pm – 7:00pm - Stitch and B*tch (knitting fireside)

6:15pm – 10:15pm – RCB Laser Tag

Thursday:7:00pm – 8:00pm – Italian Fireside8:30pm – 9:30pm – Nerf Wars10:00pm – 12:00am – Group Bonding!

Friday:8:00am – 10:30am – Pancakes from the President (until

we impeach Carmody…)7:00pm – 8:00pm – Goldeneye LAN Sunday: Daylight Savings Time begins!!

Fun fact of Slivka: You can go to Jacob to get stamps and quarters! Laundry anyone??

The Bathroom Reader!First and foremost, hello!! This is Mattie Biggs speaking because I have been

given the amazing opportunity to be historian for spring quarter and next year!! So,thanks to everyone who voted! Also, if you were at the elections to hear my speech,you should remember who I am by what I said I would do for a Klondike bar. :]

So anywho, this is my first intro to a reader as y’all can probably tell. Also I amslightly sleep deprived due to DM. BUT anyone who went to DM knows what anamazing experience it was and how much fun it was! We are some pretty awesomedancers I might add! Overall, DM raised $1,107,670 for the Andrew McDonough B+Foundation and the Evanston Community Foundation!! Way to go everyone!!

Happy (short) reading week to Weinberg students, and sorry McCormick kids. :/

Best, Mattie 

This week’s weather depicted inpictures!

Monday, March 5: 36º/31º

Tuesday, March 6: 55º/44º

Wednesday, March 7: 57º/39º

Thursday, March 8: 45º/34º

Friday, March 9: 43º/33º

Saturday, March 10: 50º/45º

Sunday, March 11: 50º/41º

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Volume 20, Issue 10 March 4, 2012Our Beloved Zylmanisms

v Slivkan 1: "Have you ever had sex on the beach?" (referring to the drink)Slivkan 2: "Doesn't that get uncomfortable because of all the sand...?"

v This Slivkan said that she had a foot fetish when she really meant that she had afoot phobia.

v “Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.” ~ Matt Kan

v “You’re more precocious than me. I didn’t get mono until graduate school!”~ Dr. Lewis

Who is this infamous Tian??(An interview with the 4th floor CA courtesy of Connie)

Hey guys! I'm Tian and I'm the new CA on the fourth floor. I'm an international student fromChina and have lived in Woodbridge, Connecticut for one year before college. This might beweird for a girl but I'm obsessed with physical strength, which means I LOVE SPACunhealthy amounts… I like playing tennis, running and swimming.

•  What is your major and your year?I'm a sophomore, studying MMSS and economics. So feel free to talk to me if you areinterested in the MMSS program or taking large econ classes.

•  Why did you choose this major?Because I can't do engineering =[

•  Where did you live prior to living in Slivka?I lived in my sorority's house before moving into Slivka.

•  Where is your favorite place to eat in Evanston?

Tapas Barcelona and Koi (the best pan-Asian restaurant in Evanston!!)•  On campus? Why?

Plex west - burritos, Plex east - stir fry, Sargent - Indian food, omelets, fried noodles andyogurt, Hinman - pasta, Norris - brunch, Allison - fruits maybe?

•  Favorite sea creature?This question is way too cute! I'd say whales and dolphins.

•  Embarrassing middle school moment?I was a tomboy back in middle school with really short hair. So a couple girls in my classtold me that they would have a crush on me if I were a guy. Is that a compliment?

•  Something interesting about you that people probably wouldn't know?I only eat healthy food, which was kinda annoying to my sorority sisters =p

•  Make us laugh.My friend back home Alex also came to the States for college. His parents speak a littleEnglish, which turned out to be perfect for him. One day, his mom registered an account onFacebook and added him as a friend. Alex had no choice but to accept his mom's friendrequest. He updated his status "wtf my mom adds me as a friend on Facebook…" A fewminutes later, his mom commented, "sweetie, what does 'wtf' mean?" And guess what Alexsaid? "WELCOME TO FACEBOOK MOMMA!! =p"