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Volume21,Issue1 March25,2012

Agendaforthisweek:

Tuesday,March27th:11am-1pm:P2PLunches

Wednesday,March28th:11am-1pm:P2PLunches

Thursday,March29th:6pm-9pm:HousingMeeting

10pm-12am:GroupBonding

HoosiersinMissouri

InSt.Louis,Missouri,thewordisusedinaderogatory

fashioninsimilarcontextto"hick"or"whitetrash."

TheyalsothinkthatPaneraiscalledSt.LouisBreadCo.

Sillypeople.

"IlovedoingNMRspectroscopy;itmakesmefeellikeRobertLangdon."~OPP

The Bathroom Reader!

ThisweeksweatherinMayansymbols!Monday,March26: 47/37

(PartlyCloudy)

Tuesday,March27: 66/52

(IsolateT-storms)

Wednesday,March28: 67/39

(MostlySunny)

Thursday,March29: 48/38

(Sunny)

Friday,March30: 57/46

(PartlyCloudy)

Saturday,March31: 56/46

(Cloudy)

Sunday,April1: 66/46

(Showers)

Helloeveryone!

Ihopeyouallhadamarvelousspringbreak!!Maybesomeof

youwhowenttothebeachnowhaveakillertan(orinmycase

wouldbesomekillerfreckles).Ormaybesomeofyouwentto

anothercountry.Ifso,Iamwaitingformyamazing,foreign

souvenir.Pleaseandthankyou!:]

Inothernews,classesstarttomorrow.Sadday.Ifyougot

stuckinthe8ambiologyclass,toughnoodles.AndIcansaythat

becauseIhavetobeupaswell,butfororganicchemistry.Gross.

However,letsalltrytostaypositivebecauseifyoucount

downuntilJune8th,weonlyhave75moredayslefttillsummer!!

Woo!!Letthecountdownbegin!

Best,

Mattie

Zylmanisms!

Carmodydreamsofspreadsheetsinsteadofhotgirls.

~Anonymous

ThisSlivkan,unironically,askedwhat

SESPwas.

"Itsyouruterus,dowhateveryouwant

withit."

~Anonymous

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Volume21,Issue1 March25,2012LetmeintroduceyoutoJennaMarbles!

Okayguys,ifyouhaventseenhervideos,pleasewatchthem!Theyarehilariousinmyopinion.

Sogodoit!....NOW!

Herearetwosuggestions!Watchthembothtoobecauseitisfunnierthatway.:]

WhatGirlsDointheCar WhatBoysDointheCar

Herearesomescrabbledwordstoscrabbleyourbrainabit.

(Answersareupsidedownatthebottom!)

ANIMALS:

1.AAMILP

2.GHGORUDNO

COUNTRIES:

1.SAHAAMB

2.UNAUVTA

ELEMENTS:

1.UREOPIUM

2.IMULPNTA

ANIMALS:

1.IMPALA

2.GROUNDHOG

COUNTRIES:

1.BAHAMAS

2.VANUATU

ELEMENTS:

1.EUROPIUM

2.PLATINUM

Andhereisalittlepicturetobrightenyourday!