sketches of the gene pool, the full-length comedy
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SKEVC@ES BA V@E OEJE TBBN
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Cbpyrmo`t Ef Linnbu, <49< eflinnbuDmcnbuf.cbh
9-9 SKEVC@ 9
(EJVE\ B\IN)
B\INLby, t`it jew wimtress ms i pretty nmttne bje...C`ea FeVbnnmb sure cij pmck ‐eh...
(EJVE\ NI\I, `bnfmjo ij ejvenbpe)
NI\I (@bnfmjo up ejvenbpe)Mt wis tipef tb hy tmhecirf.. siys „arbh i secret ifhmrer...‘
B\INM wbjfer w`b...
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(NI\I bpejs ejvenbpe, punns but i cirf - s`enbbks it t`e arbjt ba mt)
NI\I_`it kmjf ba bwer ms t`it2
B\INMt”s i petujmi, Niri...
(NI\I bpejs t`e cirf, reifs mt)
NI\IGust siys.. „]b!‘
B\IN
(Hmhmckmjo t`rbwmjo i yb-yb)]b.. yb! - t`it”s w`it M”h siymj”! (Nbbks it `er)
NI\I]b, yb - w`it2- `bw nihe! - wimt i hmjute, fmf ybu wrmte t̀ ms2
B\IN He2 - jb...
NI\I
]bu fmf, fmfj”t ybu! - w`it ire ybu trymjo tb siy, Brin2
B\INJbt`mjo.. gust yb!... ybu kjbw, yb.. t`it ybu ijf M, Niri.. cbunf stirt i jew rice bapebpne, yb...
NI\II jew rice2.. lut we `ivej”t obje but abr cbaaee, yet...
B\IN_e cbunf repbpunite t`e eirt`!
NI\I_`it ilbut t`e bt`er sevej lmnnmbj2
B\INAbroet t`eh! - t`ey”re nbsers! - especminny t`e C`mjese - oreefy eirt`-orillers!
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9-3 NI\I_`bi, w`bi, w`bi!
B\IN
Sbrry, Niri, gust expressmjo hy persbjin aeir.. lut wmt` ybur obbf oejes ijf hy trunyexcennejt bjes.. we cbunf creite i rice ba jew pebpne.. ij ifvijcef nmae abrh!
NI\I (Nbbkmjo it `ms iprbj)
B`.. Tebpne ba t`e Iprbj2 B\INNbbk! (Vikmjo baa `ms iprbj)M hiy le gust i fms`wis`er it jmo`t..
(V`rbws mt bj t`e tilne)Lut, ly fiy, M”h..!
NI\IWbrrb2
B\IN (Tuttmjo bj sujonisses)I hmsujferstbbf irtmst!
NI\I
B`, ij irtmst...
B\INIj irtmst, yes! - M pniy six mj i ciliret lijf, ijf every hbrjmjo M oet up ijf mnneoinnylrbifcist Nester ]bujo”s husmc but ba hy ipirthejt!
NI\INester ]bujo.. w`b”s `e - i jew rip irtmst2
B\IN@e”s bje ba t`e oreitest tejbr sixbp`bje pniyers w`b ever nmvef!
NI\I]bu heij, nmke..
B\INNmke gizz, hij!
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9-6 NI\I
_enn, M”h ij irtmst, tbb - ij irt hbfen! - tbfiy M wbrkef bj i jew ex`mlmt abr ip`btborip`er - i armejf ba Ouru Tirhesijb”s, fbwj it t`e Gust Net Mt Le Is`rih...
B\INIs`rih2
NI\IM ob t`ere tb jf hy mjjer sena - ijf tb omve hissioes ijf suc` - M”h i very spmrmtuinpersbj! - ybu nmke p`btborip`y2
B\IN]bu heij, nmke ybu weirmjo sweiters mj arbjt ba fucks it t`e pbjf2
NI\ISbhet`mjo nmke t`it...ob see t`e ex`mlmt.. mt”s cinnef Sprmjo Aetms`!
B\INBK, M‐nn evej lrmjo sbhe ba hy armejfs!
NI\ILut nbbk, Brin.. M reinny fbj”t kjbw ma M cbunf oet wmt` i fms`wis`er...
B\INInn t`e neat-bver oirnmc lreif ybu cij eit - ijf ybur fms`es ire inwiys wis`ef!
NI\IM cneij up iater hysena.. c`eck but t`e ex`mlmt, fufe, ma ybu reinny ire mjtb irt...b`! - `erecbhes C`ea Fetbnnmb!
(EJVE\ C@EA FEVBNNMB) C@EA FEVBNNMB
Tersbjs - w`y ybu-i stijfmjo irbujf2 - Brin, `bw-i ybu ever le hijioer2 - abnf-isbhe pmzzi lbxes, sbhe-i-t`mjo!
NI\I (Nbbks baa)B`, b`.. custbhers punnmjo up mj t`e pirkmjo nbt! (S`e punns but `er tmcket lbbk)
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9-5 B\IN (Tmckmjo up `ms iprbj, puttmjo mt bj)Obt fms`es tb fb! (Vb NI\I)
_enn, ybu”re stmnn iwaun pretty, Niri! NI\I
Ijf ybu”re cute, Brin.. kmjfi, yb...
(V`ey lbt` EPMV tb t`emr gbls.EJVE\ ilireabbt OU\U TI\HESIJB - `e `is bj ilmo turlij, i omijt fmiper - ijf i t-s`mrt t`itsiys „@ive ]bu Leej Amxef2‘ - `e ijf C@EAFEVBNNMB stire it eic` bt`er)
C@EA FEVBNNMBM inreify i-obtti fms`wis`er...
OU\U TI\HESIJBTneise.. Ouru Tirhesijb, arbh Mj-gi! - ijf neifer ba Gust Net Mt Le Is`rih.. we `ivespmrmtuin orifuitmbj.. pneise, lbbk i pirty ba t`mrty-jmje2
C@EA FEVBNNMB (Nbbkmjo it `ms t-s`mrt)V`ey inn leej-i xef2
OU\U TI\HESIJBTneise, gust t`emr spmrmts.. ybu leej xef2
C@EA FEVBNNMBM fbjji jeef jb xmjo!
OU\U TI\HESIJBTneise tb isk - ybu `ippy mjsmfe2
C@EA FEVBNNMBSure, M”h aunni pisti!
OU\U TI\HESIJB]bu `ippy lemjo c`ea2
C@EA FEVBNNMBMt-si w`b M ih!
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OU\U TI\HESIJBNmae abrce.. mt `ippy2
C@EA FEVBNNMB_enn-i.. M fbj”t-i kjbw ilbut-i ijy nmae abrce..
OU\U TI\HESIJBNmttne hij mjsmfe ms hijmaestitmbj ba nmae abrce.. `e `ippy2
C@EA FEVBNNMB (Tiuses)Nmttne-i hij, mjsmfe2.. M fbj”t-i kjbw .. M jever tink-i tb `mh...
OU\U TI\HESIJB
]bu jeef tb tink.. pneise.. `ive rbbh abr spmrmtuin fmscmpnes2
C@EA FEVBNNMBSure, M obtti rbbh.. shbkmjo, br jbj-shbkmjo2
AIFE BUV
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SKEVC@ <
EJVE\ B\IN, @C wmt` i leer cij, ijf FENHB\E. V`ey inn smt fbwj it t`e tilne.
B\IN
_enn.. t`it wis qumte ij p`btb ex`mlmt...
@C
_`it wis mt cinnef2
B\IN
Sprmjo Aetms`, @C...
FENHB\E
M t`buo`t we were obmjo tb see ejfness enfs ba bwers, lillnmjo lrbbks, lufs jewnyeheromjo arbh fihp lnick sbmn...
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(I piuse - t`ey inn nbbk baa)
@C
M”nn tenn ybu w`it, Fenhbre.. hy luf jewny eheroef w`ej M siw t`it nmttne prmjcess wmt`bjny t`e s`jet stbckmjos bj...
B\IN
V`e bje mj t`e cioe2
@C
Ji`.. M fbj”t nmke fbo cbnnirs...
FENHB\E
Leciuse t`ey”re feorifmjo tb wbhej2
@C
Leciuse t`ey”re `irf tb oet baa!.. gust kmffmjo, hij...
(I piuse - t`ey inn nbbk baa)
FENHB\E
_`it”s i lullne oio2
@C
V`e lmo p`btb bj t`e neat2 - t`e c`mck wrippef mj fuct tipe2 - s`e wis weirmjo..
FENHB\E
B`, t`it...
(I piuse - t`ey inn nbbk baa)
B\IN
_is t`it irt2
@C
Mt wis aetms`.. i w`bne nbtti sprmjo aetms`...
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FENHB\E
M”f rit`er see sprmjo bwers.. evej sprmjo luos...
B\IN
_enn, M fbj”t wijt tb heet ijy ba t`bse wbhej.. M heij, w`it”s neat tb mhiomje2.. SprmjoAetms`.. M fbj”t kjbw ijy wbhej nmke t`it...
(I piuse - t`ey inn nbbk baa)
@C
Hiyle ybu fb kjbw wbhej nmke t`it, Brin...
(I piuse)
B\IN
_`iffyi heij2
@C
V`e nmttne `bjey neijmjo bver t`e feck aurjmture - t`e bje weirmjo bjny i s`ifbw2
B\IN
]ei`2
@C
Nbbk aihmnmir2
B\IN
Jb.. jb, s`e fmfj”t.. ijywiy, M cbunfj”t see `er tbb wenn mj t`e s`ifbw...
@C
Jext tb mt wis ijbt`er p`btb ba `er.. s`bt aunn-arbjt mj lnizmjo sujs`mje!
B\IN
Jb, jb, M fbj”t rehehler...
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@C
Ouess w`b wis trymjo tb jf `er `mffej mjjer sena2
FENHB\E
Oreit Scbtt mj i w`eenlirrbw! - t`it wis..!
@C
.. Niri, bur nmttne wimtress.. t`e ouru hust ba cbjvmjcef `er tb jf `er true sena - t`e`mffej irt hbfen!
B\IN
Niri2
@C
Jbje bt`er...
FENHB\E
M”nn jever le ilne tb nbbk `er mj t`e aice, ioimj!
B\IN
]bu heij, t`it wis Niri2
@C
@er aice ms t`e bjny t`mjo we wmnn le ilne tb nbbk it.. t`e rest `is inn leej reveinef...
B\IN
V`mrf pmcture arbh t`e neat.. t`it wis Niri2
(I KJBCK)
B\IN
Cbhe mj.. cbhe bj mj!
(EJVE\ NI\I - t`ey inn ivert t`emr eyes)
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NI\I
@m, ouys.. yb, Brin...
@C
@ennb.. Niri!
FENHB\E
@m...
(@ms eyes qumckny sweep fbwj `er lbfy -qumckny lick up tb `er aice, ioimj)
.. b`, hy obs`.. `m, `m!
B\IN
B`.. `m, Niri...
(I piuse)
NI\I
_`it”s t`e hitter wmt` ybu ouys2
@C
Jbt`mjo.. we”re gust inn nnef wmt` sprmjo - hiojmcejt seisbj!
B\IN
_`y, w`it `ive ybu leej fbmjo2
FENHB\E
Amjfmjo ybur secret sena2
NI\I
Hy w`it2
B\IN
V`it”s ejbuo`, Fenhbre.. we inn gust obt lick arbh t`e ex`mlmt, Niri.. trymjo tb rimse burcunture neven i nmttne, ybu kjbw...
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@C
Lut we rimsef sbhet`mjo ense, mjsteif...
B\IN
@C! - ijywiy, we siw w`it we siw.. ijf reinny, t`it”s inn t`ere ms tb mt...
NI\I
(Tiuses)
]bu reinny fmf ob ijf see Sprmjo Aetms`, fmfj”t ybu...
FENHB\E
Jbt us.. aetms`!.. jbt exictny bur cup ba tei...
B\IN
V`e irt wis.. very obbf, Niri.. very tisteaun...
NI\I
(Tiuses)
Sb ybu siw..
@C
.. everyt`mjo!
FENHB\E
M jever seej stuaa nmke t`it leabre!
B\IN
_mnn ybu ouys s`ut up2.. we fbj”t wijt tb tink ilbut mt.. sb, net”s abroet mt.. jbt`mjo”s
c`ijoef letweej us.. sb, gust ob ilbut ybur lusmjess nmke jbt`mjo”s fmaaerejt...
NI\I
Ob ilbut w`it lusmjess2
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B\IN
Hbfenmjo, irt.. w`itever ybu cinn mt...
NI\I
_enn M ouess M wmnn ob ilbut hy lusmjess - yb!
(EPMVS)
@C
(Crus`es leer cij ioimjst `ms abre`eif)
V`ms cinns abr i leer ruj!
(@C t`rbws cij bj tilne, EPMVS)
B\IN
Hiyle M s`bunf ruj, tbb...
FENHB\E
_imt, Brin..
B\IN
]ei`2
FENHB\E
M”ve insb leej trymjo tb jf hy mjjer sena...
B\IN
B`2
FENHB\E
He ijf wbhej...
B\IN
]ei`, M kjbw...
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FENHB\E
Brin, M jeef tb expnbre w`b M ih.. w`b br w`it!
B\IN
@bpeaunny, w`b...
FENHB\E
M het i ouy bjce w`b simf `e obt ihbrbus wmt` i c`mckej...
B\IN
Fitmjo2
FENHB\E
Jb, mt wis gust i t`mjo, ybu kjbw..
B\IN
Spire t`e fetimns...
FENHB\E
Lut sbhe`bw `e seehef `ippy...
B\IN
Cbhhmttef2
FENHB\E
Ijf ever smjce, M leej t`mjkmjo tbb huc` ilbut mt.. jbw M see i c`mckej, M crbss t`erbif.. hiyle M”ve obt i c`mckej gbjes...
B\IN
_brk t`rbuo` mt, Fenhbre..
FENHB\E
I c`mckej `ijo up, jb obbf.. t`ere hust le i jew ijf letter he...
(EPMVS, NMO@VS FMH)
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3-9 SKEVC@ 3
IV \MSE7 @C smttmjo it t`e tilne, i cij ba leer mj `ms `ijf - t`ree ehptmes crus`ef mjarbjt ba `mh - `e ms nbbkmjo it t`e cemnmjo. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@ey, luffy...
(Smts fbwj)
@C
@ey...
(B\IN piuses, nbbks bver it `mh)
B\IN
]bu fbmjo inn rmo`t2
(@C puts `ms `eif lick, t`ej nbbks bver itB\IN)
@C
]bu `eirmjo ijyt`mjo2
B\IN
Gust ybu...
@C
Jbt he...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, nbbks it t`e cemnmjo) B\IN
_`it ire ybu `eirmjo2
@C
\mjomjo...
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B\IN
B`, M”ve `eirf ba t`it.. sbhet`mjo tb fb wmt` `eirmjo nbss...
@C
Hy eirs ire je! - M”h i Hirmje!
B\IN
Mt”s cinnef tmjjmtus..
@C
_`it”s t`it2
B\IN
Nmke `ivmjo i tmj eir.. ybu kjbw..
(Hmhmcs puttmjo ij eir truhpet tb `ms `eif, ijbnf hij”s vbmce)
E```, sbjjy..2
@C
Brin! - Hirmjes fb jbt `ive tmj eirs!.. M gust wms` t`ms rmjomjo wbunf ob iwiy...
B\IN
Vry jbt t`mjkmjo ilbut mt.. bt`er pebpne `eir rmjomjo ijf nmve wmt` mt.. w`y fbj”t ybu see ifbctbr2
@C
M fmf.. wejt tb see bnf Fbc Geeters.. cbst he aty lucks abr `mh tb tenn he w`it ybu simf7 gust nmve wmt` mt!... lut `e fmf omve he t`ms, tb try ijf lnbck t`e jbmse..
(Tunns but i fevmce t`it nbbks nmke ij M-Tbf, wmt`shinn eirp`bjes)
Mt pniys „spi‘ husmc, `e simf.. lut, M `ivej”t trmef mt...
(Tiuses)
_`it”s i spi2
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B\IN
Mt”s i pnice w`ere ybu ob.. tb nme mj wirh witer..
@C
B`.. nmke i lit`tul..
B\IN
Except t`ere ire bt`er pebpne wmt` ybu..
@C
]bu heij.. nmke c`mcks2 - `bw fb M oet tb i spi2
B\IN
Lbt` sexes ire mj t`ere wmt` ybu...
@C
V`it”s tbb Sij Arijcmscb abr he.. M”nn gust put up wmt` t`e rmjomjo...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, cnbses `ms eyes, i piuse)
B\IN
]bu inn rmo`t, @C2
@C
(Tiuses, t`ej suffejny guhps up, `bnfmjo `ms`eif mj `ms `ijfs)
Iuoo```! - M cij”t tike mt! - stbp mt, Brin, stbp mt! - b`, pneise, pneise, `enp he!
(B\IN ms arbzej - @C snbwny puts`ms `ijfs fbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN)
Gust kmffmjo, hij.. lut mt sure fbes luo he...
B\IN
_`y fbj”t ybu try pniymjo t`e spi husmc2
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(@C nbbks bver it `mh, snbwny puts t`e eirp`bjes mj `ms eirs, turjs bj t`e husmc - stirtswinkmjo irbujf, nmstejmjo is `e nbbks it t`e
cemnmjo, B\IN witc`mjo `mh - @C suffejnystbps, puts `ms `ijfs tb `ms `eif)
@C
Iuooo````!
(\mps `eifp`bjes baa, t`rbws fevmce bj bbr)
M”nn tike t`e rmjomjo...
(Nbbks baa, i piuse)
B\IN
Sb jbt`mjo ense wmnn `enp2
@C
]ei`.. Fbc Geeters insb simf.. ness stress cij refuce t`e rmjomjo.. nbwer hy lnbbfpressure.. `e simf, hiyle M s`bunf frmjk ness incb`bn...
(Vurjs iwiy)
B\IN
Lut.. leer ms ybur nmae, @C!
@C
M kjbw, M kjbw.. lut hiyle M s`bunf ob fry abr iw`mne.. omve mt i try, ma mt”nn oet rmf ba t`msfihj rmjomjo..
(Sweeps t`e ehpty leer cijs bjtb t`e bbr)
M jeef tb c`ijoe hy nmae, Brin.. jb hbre rmppmjo bpej smx-picks ijf ouzznmjo! - jb hbreobmjo tb i lir, `bpmjo M”nn oet nucky! - M jeef tb lecbhe i jew hij, Brin - lut stmnn i reinhij, i Hirmje! - mt”s leej i nbjo tmhe cbhmjo, Brin - lut M jeef tb c`ijoe.. c`ijoe t`ebnf @C!
(EPMVS. NMO@VS FMH.)
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6-9 SKEVC@ 6 Sceje7 Jb bje it \MSE, t`ej i persbj mj i obit sumt EJVE\S, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj.I piuse, EJVE\ B\IN, cirrymjo `ms sbmnef fms`wis`er”s iprbj - `e t`rbws mt bj t`e
tilne, piuses, nbbks it t`e obit, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj - B\IN ijf t`e obit stire iteveryt`mjo ijf ijyt`mjo ense mj t`e rbbh - i piuse, t`ey jinny nbbk it eic` bt`er.
B\IN
@ennb.
OBIV
@m.
B\IN
Fb M kjbw ybu2
OBIV
]es, ybu fb.
(I piuse)
B\IN
Ijf ybu wbunf le..2
OBIV
(Tiuses)
V`e @uhij Msbtbpe, ybur bnf `bheness luffy.. M”h mj cbstuhe...
B\IN
M cij see t`it..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M”h obmjo tb i Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
B\IN
I cbjvejtmbj ba aurrmes.. ijf w`it ms i aurry2
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6-< @UHIJ MSBVBTE
I jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhin...
B\IN
Lut ybu”re jbt jikef...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Ujfer t`ms aur M ih...
B\IN
VHM.. ijf w`it fb ybu fb it t`ms cbjvejtmbj, wmt` t`e bt`er aurrmes2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Lirjyirf stuaa..
B\IN
Stuaa2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu kjbw, w`it lirjyirf ijmhins fb.. evej w`ej ybu”re witc`mjo...
B\IN
B`, stuaa! - sb ybu pimr up, ijf..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_e try ijf pirtjer wmt` t`e hbst aurrmes pbssmlne..
B\IN
\einny..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. mj t`e hbst pbssmlne wiys...
(V`e fbbr bpejs - EJVE\ i omijt ref rbbster -mt winks bver tb t`e tilne ijf stijfs t`ere,nbbkmjo fbwj it t`eh - i piuse)
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FENHB\E
(Vb t`e OBIV)
@m, sjbbkuhs...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Vbbkuhs!
B\IN
(Vb t`e C@MCKEJ)
Fenhbre2
FENHB\E
]ei`2
B\IN
]bu stmnn wbrkmjo but t`it c`mckej t`mjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, yei` M ih.. M t`mjk M”h jinny oettmjo i `ijfne bj mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
(\msmjo)
Cbhe bj, `bj - i lirjyirf expermejce iwimts us...
(Tuts but i `bba)
FENHB\E
M gust `bpe M oet nucky...
(Vikes t`e `bba mj `ms cniw - t`eyEPMV. B\IN piuses, nbbkmjo iater t`eh.EJVE\ @C fressef is i OB\\MNI, w`mc`huaes `ms vbmce - @C nbbks irbujf)
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OB\MNNI
_`mc` wiy fmf t`ey ob, hij2
B\IN
Ms t`ms t`e jew @C2 @C
Lut M”h jbt frmjkmjo!
B\IN
_`b ybu nbbkmjo abr2
@C
V`e aurrmes!
B\IN
V`ey wejt tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
@C
BK - M”h butti `ere!
(Stirts tb EPMV)
B\IN
_imt i hmjute, wimt i hmjute, @C - w`bi! - ybu ire jbt obmjo tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj!
@C
(Tiuses it fbbr)
_`y jbt2 B\IN
Leciuse t`ey ire jbt ybur pebpne...
@C
Lut t`ey”re lirjyirf ijmhins!
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B\IN
Ijf ybu”re i obrmnni! - arbh t`e wmnfs ba Iarmci! - mj aict, ybu”re i ouy fressef up is iobrmnni!
@C
Nbbk, hij - M”h i Hirmje - M jeef tb lbjf!
B\IN
@C.. smt fbwj...
(@C smts fbwj it t`e tilne)
Inn”s t`bse aurrmes wijt tb fb.. ms, ybu kjbw, lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
Stuaa2 Stuaa2 - M cbunf use sbhe lirjyirf stuaa!
B\IN
@C.. nmstej.. t`bse aurrmes ire jever obmjo tb iccept ybu...
@C
Lut, Brin, M”h i Hirmje - M `ive i fesperite jeef tb lenbjo!
B\IN
_enn, we inn jeef tb aeen we lenbjo, @C.. net”s hbve t`ms bj tb i `mo`er pnije.. net”s `ivesbhe mjtennmoejt fmscburse....
@C Fmscburse2 - wmt` ybu2 - M fbj”t t`mjk sb!
B\IN
Cbjversitmbj! - ybu kjbw, @C.. M `ive i secret aetms`, tbb...
@C
Aetms`2 - w`it”s i aetms`2
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B\IN
M `ive i oreit jeef.. tb tink i obrmnni ilbut.. t`e t`ebry ba renitmvmty...
@C
(Tiuses)
_`it2
B\IN
Everyt`mjo ms cbjstijtny hbvmjo mj renitmbj tb everyt`mjo ense!
@C
Bkiy...
B\IN
Ijf t`ere ms jb up! - jb fbwj! - ijf everyt`mjo - ms bjny renitmve.. tb mtsena!
@C
Bkiy, bkiy..
B\IN
.. ijf is t`e ejtmre spice-tmhe cbjtmjuuh curves mj bj mtsena.. we untmhiteny ejf up lickw`ere we stirtef - it t`e very leomjjmjo.. ba tmhe!!
@C
(Tiuses)
Sb.. w`ere ms t`it Aurry Cbjvejtmbj2
Y\IN
]bu”re jbt obmjo!
@C
(\msmjo)
Nbbk, hij.. M fbj”t jeef jb renitmvmty br spice-tmhe curves.. M gust jeef icceptijce! -hij, M”h aeenmjo stressef, M jeef i lijiji - ybu obt ijy lijijis2
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B\IN
(Obmjo tb t`e smfelbirf, punnmjo but i lujc` balijijis)
]ei`, hij - t`ese gust cihe mj - M wis objji omve t`eh tb C`ea FeVbnnmb abr arumt sinif...
(Vbsses t`eh tb @C)
@C
(Citc`mjo t`eh, `bnfmjo t`eh up)
Suc` i nbveny lujc`, sb nmttne tmhe...
(Orils bje, peens mt, obes tb exmt)
B\IN
@C - wimt!.. @C.. jblbfy ms ever obmjo tb iccept i hij fressef is i obrmnni!
@C
(Tiusmjo it t`e fbbr, eitmjo i lijiji)
_`y jbt2
B\IN
Leciuse pebpne nmke tb t`mjk.. t`ey kjbw i persbj...
@C
Sb.. nbse t`e obrmnni sumt2 - lut mt”s nmke weirmjo hy bnf Hirmje ujmabrh!
(@C piuses, snbwny winks bver tb t`e tilne, smtsfbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN) @C
Jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhins, `u`2
B\IN
Abroet mt...
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@C
(Nbbkmjo up)
]bu kjbw, Brin.. sbhetmhes, mj t`e hmffne ba t`e jmo`t.. M wike up aeenmjo inn inbje.. jbhbt`er, jb ait`er.. jb nbvef bje.. jb bje tb cinn but tb... mt”s gust he.. M aeen M”ve leej s`btmjtb spice mj i lullne..ijf M”h nbbkmj lick it t`ms nmttne twmjkne ba i pnijet.. ijf jblbfykjbws M”h obje... ijf t`it scires he, Brin... ijf ybu kjbw w`it scires he hbre2..`ivmjo jb kmfs...
B\IN
Jb obrmnni sbj2
@C
Ijf jb nmttne fiuo`ter, Titty.. w`y ih M evej inmve, hij2 - t`e rice fbesj”t jeef he..M”ve cbjtrmlutef jbt`mjo.. jb hbjey, jb prbperty, jb @C trimts tb piss bj.. M”ve gust frujki nbt ba leer ijf `if i aew niuo`s.. sb, w`it ih M obbf abr2
(EJVE\ FENHB\E is t`e rbbsterijf t`e @uhij Msbtbpe is t`e obit - t`ey winkbver ijf smt fbwj it t`e tilne - i piuse)
B\IN
]bu”re spejt inreify2 FENHB\E
_e fmfj”t hike mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. gust is we were ilbut tb crbss t`e street tb ob t`e cbjvejtmbj..
FENHB\E
.. we were stbppef ly i lurny oure wmt` i `ijfne lir hustic`e..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. ijf t`e eyes ba i Qmkmjo!
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B\IN
Sbhe.. cbp2 - br ujfercbver ioejt2
FENHB\E
_brse.. i sc`bbn crbssmjo ouirf! - `e simf we were hbrinny ujt tb crbss t`e street!
(I piuse - FENHB\E ijf t`e @UHIJMSBVBTE nbbk it eic` bt`er)
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_enn.. w`it fb ybu wijt tb fb jbw, Fenhbre2 FENHB\E
M fbj”t kjbw.. w`itti ybu wijti fb2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M fbj”t kjbw.. wijti ob lbwnmjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, BK - lbwnmjo! - we”nn tike t`e lick wiy, sb we fbj”t oet stbppef!
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Net”s ob!
(V`ey rus` baa tbwirf t`e fbbr, FENHB\Estbps) FENHB\E
_imt i hmjute.. wimt i hmjute! - w`it ma t`ey fbj”t `ive bur s`be smze2
(V`ey lbt` nbbk fbwj it t`emr aeet) @UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. ijf t`bse lbwnmjo linns obt t`ree `bnes abr joers!
(V`ey lbt` nbbk fbwj it t`emr extrehmtmes)
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FENHB\E
Jbw w`it2
(V`ey lbt` nbbk it eic` bt`er, i piuse)
@C
M”f nmke tb ob sbhew`ere wmt` ybu aurrmes.. ybu kjbw, M”h i aurry, tbb!
FENHB\E
]bu”re jbt i aurry.. ybu fbj”t fb lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
M”f nmke tb...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
V`ere ire jb obrmnnis mj t`e lirjyirf!
@C
Lut M obt aur!
FENHB\E
Obt aur.. sb w`it2 - mt”s w`it”s mjsmfe t`it cbujts!
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu fbj”t lenbjo!
@C
Lut M wijt tb lenbjo, M”h i Hirmje! - M `ive i oreit jeef tb lenbjo! Net le bje ba ybu..M obt jbt`mjo, obt jb bje - M fbj”t lenbjo tb ijyt`mjo, ijyhbre! - pneise net he ob tb t`ecbjvejtmbj wmt` ybu!
(I piuse - FENHB\E ijf t`e @UHIJMSBVBTE nbbk it eic` bt`er) FENHB\E
Cij ybu oet us pist t`e crbssmjo ouirf2
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@C
(Neipmjo tb `ms aeet, rbirmjo ijfpbujfmjo `ms c`est)
Tist t`e Qmkmjo2 - nehhe it ‐mh - nehhe it ‐mh..!
FENHB\E
BK, BK - tb t`e cbjvejtmbj, hy aurrmes!
@C
Hy aurrmes - yes!
(V`ey inn EPMV mj i rus` - B\IN smts, stires baa)
B\IN
Inbje, ioimj.. oreit.. gust w`it M jeef.. ijbt`er fepressmbj...
SCEJE EJF
5-9
SKEVC@ 5 It \mse7 @C, fressef mj i Gipijese prmjt kmhbjb-styne rble, ms stijfmjo mj arbjt ba i lmoeisen wmt` i shinn tree pimjtef bj mt- `e ms usmjo witer cbnbrs tb pimjt i Lbjsim tree t`itsmts bj t`e tilne. EJVE\ FENHB\E, fressef is i Gufy Oirnijf nbbk-inmke - i cbit wmt`timns, tmo`ts, ijf i sjip-lrmh Arijk Smjitri `it.
FENHB\E
(Smjomjo „Oet @ippy‘, w`mne fbmjo i aew
Gufy Oirnijf fijce hbves)
„Abroet ybur trbulnes,
Cbhe bj oet `ippy,
]bu letter c`ise inn ybur cires iwiy
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FENHB\E (Cbj”t.)
S`but `innenugi`,
Cbhe bj oet `ippy,
Oet reify abr t`e gufohejt fiy
V`e suj ms s`mjmjo,
Cbhe bj oet `ippy,
V`e Nbrf ms wimtmjo tb tike ybur `ijf
S`but `innenugi`,
Cbhe bj oet `ippy,
_e”re obmjo tb t`e prbhmsef nijf
_e”re `eifmjo icrbss t`e rmver,
_is` ybur smjs iwiy mj t`e tmfe,
Mt”s inn sb peiceaun bj t`e bt`er smfe...‘ @C
(Timjtmjo)
@ennb, Fenhbre...
FENHB\E
(Stbppmjo)
M jinny nmckef hy c`mckej `ijo-up...
@C
Ijf M nbst t`e obrmnni sumt...
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FENHB\E
M”h obmjo tb i Gufy Oirnijf nbbk-inmke cbjtest!
(Timjtmjo, nbbkmjo bver it FENHB\E)
Cute...
FENHB\E
(Spmjjmjo irbujf, s`bwmjo baa `ms butt)
V`mjk sb2 - M heij, mt”s jbt tbb bver t`e tbp, ms mt2
@C
(Timjtmjo)
Jbt it inn, hy hij…mj aict, ybu”nn prblilny wmj, `ijfs fbwj...
FENHB\E
V`it”s w`it M”h `bpmjo...
(Nbbks up)
Nbbk it inn t`bse stirs.. ijf tb t`mjk, M”h sbbj obmjo tb le bje ba t`eh!
@C
(Timjtmjo)
Hbst certimjny...
FENHB\E
(Nbbkmjo up)
M”nn let M cbunf inhbst see Tnutb, tbjmte.. ybu kjbw ijyt`mjo ilbut Tnutb2
@C
(Timjtmjo)
_mhpy”s fbo2
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@C (Cbj”t.)
(Hmhmckmjo)
M wmnn onifny piy ybu bj Vuesfiy, abr i `ihluroer tbfiy...
FENHB\E
Jb, M”h tinkmjo ilbut t`e pnijet.. fb ybu kjbw scmejtmsts `ive jbtmcef i orifuin s`mat mjTnutb”s cbnbr.. tbtinny ujexpnimjef!
@C
(Timjtmjo)
M fmf jbt kjbw t`it...
FENHB\E
Mt”s i nbt reffer, jbw.. i nbt firker...
(Nbbkmjo up)
M t`mjk mt”s t`e ijcmejt Eoyptmijs...
@C
V`it”s w`it M wis t`mjkmjo... FENHB\E
(Nbbkmjo up)
]bu kjbw w`ej t`ey jinny wejt mjsmfe t`it lmo pyrihmf.. t`ey cbunfj”t jf t`e p`irib`w`b lumnt mt.. `ms sircbp`ious wis bpej ijf `e wis obje... cbunfj”t jf `mh ijyw`ere!
@C
(Timjtmjo)
Ij bpej sir...cba..b..ous.. i feif omveiwiy....
FENHB\E
(Nbbkmjo up)
V`ey cbunfj”t jf `mh leciuse `e wejt up tb Tnutb.. `e ijf `ms prmest luffmes...
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@C
(Timjtmjo)
@bw”f t`ey oet t`ere2
FENHB\E
(Nbbkmjo up)
Anew... t`ey histeref tmhe-triven, t`bse Eoyptmijs.. tbbk t`emr scirils, t`emr bwns, t`emrcits.. ijf t`ere t`ey ire, `mfmjo but bj Tnutb t`ese pist ve t`busijf yeirs...
@C
(Timjtmjo)
@u`! FENHB\E
(Nbbkmjo up)
.. ijf t`it”s w`y mt”s turjmjo firk ijf ref.. t`ey”re mhpictmjo t`e pnijet, is usuin..prblilny obt `uoe prbgects obmjo bj, usmjo up nbts ba ejeroy, omvmjo baa tbjs ba oisses..ijf mt”s gust nmke onblin wirhmjo.. except, ybu kjbw..
@C
.. mt”s Tnutb...
(I piuse, FENHB\E cbjtmjues tb nbbk up)
FENHB\E
.. ijf ybu kjbw w`b ense ms up t`ere2
(_mt` iwe)
V`e Jeijfert`ins!
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FENHB\E (Cbj”t.)
(Smjos, cbjtmjues nbbkmjo up)
„Sbhew`ere bver t`e t`e rimjlbw,
_iy up `mo`,
V`ere”s i nijf t`it M `eirf ba,
Bjce mj i nunnily
Sbhew`ere bver t`e rimjlbw,
Skmes ire lnue,
Ijf t`e freihs tb freih,
\einny fb cbhe true
Sbhefiy M”nn wms` upbj i stir,
Ijf wike up w`ere t`e cnbufs ire air,
Le`mjf he,
_`ere trbulnes hent nmke nehbj frbps,
Iwiy ilbve t`e c`mhjey tbps,
V`it”s w`ere ybu”nn jf he
Sbhew`ere bver t`e rimjlbw,
Lnuelmrfs y,
Lmrfs y bver t`e rimjlbw,
_`y jbt M2
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FENHB\E (Cbj”t.)
Ma `ippy nmttne lnuelmrfs y,
Leybjf t`e rimjlbw,
_`y t`ej, b` w`y jbt M2‘
(Cbjtmjumjo tb nbbk up)
M wms` M cbunf ob bver t`e rimjlbw...
(Nbbks up - i s`brt piuse)
@C
(Timjtmjo)
M t`mjk ybu”re inreify t`ere, Fenhbre...
FENHB\E
_enn, mt”s tmhe abr t`e cbjtest.. wms` he nuck! - M t`mjk M”ve jinny abujf hysena!
@C
Oet `ippy!
(FENHB\E EPMVS fijcmjo, i piuse, @Cpimjts - EJVE\ B\IN) B\IN
@bw”s mt obmjo, @C2
@C
(Cinhny, snbwny)
_enn, Brin.. (@C snbwny lrus`es i nmje fbwj t`e cijvis)
B\IN
@bw”s t`e rmjomjo2
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@C
(Snbwny lus`es ijbt`er nmje fbwj t`e cijvis,piuses, nbbks it mt)
Inhbst obje...
(Cireaunny cbjsmfers t`e nmje)
B\IN
Obbf! - t`ej `bw ‐lbut `ivmjo i leer wmt` he...
@C
(Snbwny lrus`mjo ijbt`er nmje)
Jb.. jb, Brin.. mt wbunf bjny t`rbw baa hy C`m...
(Amjms`es lrus`mjo, steps lick tb nbbk it nmje)
B\IN
]bur C`m2 @C
Hy C`m - hy nmae linijce - ijbt`er hijmaestitmbj ba t`e nmae abrce!.. Ouru Tirhesijbsiys M s`bunf..
B\IN
(Mjterruptmjo)
Ouru Tirhesijb2
@C
Hy jew spmrmtuin teic`er, fbwj it t`e is`rih, `e siys..
B\IN
_`it is`rih2
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@C
V`e Gust Net Mt Le Is`rih.. w`ere M heet bt`er vmctmhs ba t`e rmjomjo ba t`e hiterminwbrnf, tb jf `einmjo t`rbuo` feep mjjer vmsmbj..
B\IN
Mjjer vmsmbj2
@C
Is M pimjt, M hefmtite bj t`e heijmjo ba t`ms shinn tree arbo - Inp`bjse - nmvmjo `ms ejtmrenmae but mj t`ms nmttne tree.. ijf mj t`ms pimjtmjo, M jf heijmjo, Brin, abr hy bwj nmae...
B\IN
(Obmjo bver ijf nbbkmjo it pimjtmjo)
Lut inn M see ms i tree.. w`ere”s Inp`bjse2
@C
_`ere”s Inp`bjse2 - w`ere”s Inp`bjse! - ms `e mj t`e tree2 - wis `e ever mj t`ere2 -i````.. t`eremj nmes t`e pirilne ba nmae..
B\IN
M jever reinny t`buo`t ilbut mt...
@C
Ba cburse ybu `ivej”t.. ybu”re hmref mj hiterminmstmc huf, Brin - ijf sb ih M.. ijf sb wehust try ijf aree bursenves, Brin.. Ouru Tirhesijb siys M s`bunf ob tb t`e Sbut`west,tb pursue hy C`m.. ijf sb, M hust neive abr iw`mne.. wmt` hy tej percejt spmrmtuinfmscbujt, M lbuo`t i tmcket bj i Orey`bujf lbujf abr Vibs, Jew Hexmcb - we neivewmt`mj t`e `bur.. t`ere, M”nn seek s`enter it t`e Vibs Tuelnb - ij ijcmejt Mjfmij vmnnioe...
B\IN
.. letter lrmjo sbhe wihpuh - ijf i sneepmjo lio... @C
.. t`ej, M s`inn trek tb t`e `boijs, t`e wmckmups ijf t`e sweit nbfoes..
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B\IN
M t`mjk ybu”re hmxmjo ybur tepees..
@C
Brin, mt fbesj”t hitter.. jbt`mjo hitters..
(Sweepmjo `ms irh)
.. abr w`it ms i teepee lut i tmjy trmijone ba mjsmojmcijce bj t`e sweepmjo pnimj ba t`mscbshbs2
B\IN
M see w`it ybu heij...
@C
]es, M”nn sweit but hy hitermin cbjjectmbjs, hy ainse `bpes, hy secret aeirs..
B\IN
.. ijf t`e nist ba ybur leers..
@C
.. abr t`ree fiys, ijf t`ej leomj hy spmrmtuin gburjey feep mjtb t`e \mb Orijfe obroe,fbwj t`it fusty, wmjfmjo, rbck-nnef rbif - sb huc` nmke nmae - ijf M”nn jinny fmp hyujwbrt`y tbe mjtb t`e s`mjmjo \mb.. ijf t`ej seek hy C`m mj t`e ijcmejt sijfstbjeilbve - reifmjo t`e petrbonyp`s, abr t`e teic`mjos ba t`e Ijcmejt Bjes.. ijf bjny iater M`ive frujk feepny ba t`emr wmsfbh - s`inn M `uhlny leomj hy nbjo gburjey lick up t`esmfe ba t`it sicref obroe, tb t`e stmnn-cbrrupt suraice ba t`e wbrnf...
B\IN
_enn, fbj”t gburjey mjtb t`e Feifhij”s Lir jeir t`e tbp ba t`it rbif - M”ve leej t`ere -frujkej cbwlbys ijf Mjfmijs, wmt` oujs mj t`emr lents - ybu fbj”t wijt tb siy t`e wrbjo
t`mjo...
@C
Jever t`e lir.. t`e lir jeverhbre...
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@C (Cbj”t.
(Tuts up `ms lrus`es, rmses)
Mt ms tmhe, Brin.. tb leomj hy gburjey.. M hust ob arbh ybu jbw.. tb rejew hy sicref C`m,tb put hy nmae lick mj linijce wmt` t`e cbshbs, ijf hbst mhpbrtijtny.. leciuse M fbj”twijji hmss hy hitermin lus...
(@e turjs ijf obes tbwirf fbbr, turjs,oestures tbwirf Lbjsim tree)
Vike cire ba Inp`bjse, hy armejf.. ma `e reinny, ms mj t`ere...
(EPMVS. NMO@VS AIFE.)
1-9 SKEVC@ 1
It \mse7 B\IN EJVE\S arbh t`e kmtc`ej wmt` i rick ba onisses - `e stirts rickmjo t`ehle`mjf t`e wimter stitmbj. EJVE\ C@EA FEVBNNMB mj `ms w`mte c`ea”s butt, wmt` `mslmo w`mte c`ea”s `it bj `ms `eif - `e ms cirrymjo i niroe s`mjy lio wmt` i @irney-Fivmsbjnbob - `e puts mt fbwj bj t`e tilne.
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Jbw-i ybu hijioer.. ybu obtti witc` t`e restiurijt is wenn is wis`-i t`e fms`es...
B\IN
(\ickmjo)
_`y, w`ere ybu obmjo, C`ea Fetbnnmb2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(\eic`mjo mjtb lio)
M wis-i tinkmjo tb t`it-i ouru.. ybu kjbw.. Ouru Tirhesijb..
B\IN
M `eirf ba `mh...
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(B\IN”S lick ms tb t`e C@EA, is `e ricksonisses)
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Tunnmjo sbhe neit`er c`ips but ba t`e lio)
.. i very shirt-i hij.. `e tenns he i persbj s`bunf try-i ijf jf `mhsena..
(@bnfs neit`er c`ips up, nbbkmjo it t`eh)
.. evej ma i persbj t`mjks-i, `e `is inreify abujf `mhsena...
(@e strips t`e c`ips bver `ms w`mte c`ea pijts,lucknes t`eh bj) B\IN
(\ickmjo onisses, `ms lick tb t`e C@EA)
]ei`2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Tunnmjo sbhe hbtbrcycne lbbts but ba t`e lio)
.. t`e Ouru.. `e-i siy.. ybu jever kjbw-i w`b i persbj obtti `mffej mjsmfe `mhsena...
(Kmcks baa `ms w`mte c`ea s`bes, snmfes bj t`elnick hbtbrcycne lbbts, nbbkmjo fbwj, stbhps`ms aeet mj t`eh)
B\IN
(\ickmjo, bver `ms s`bunfer)
]ei`2 - w`b fb ybu t`mjk ms `mffej mjsmfe he2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(\eic`mjo mjtb lio, punnmjo but i t`mck lnickhbtbrcycne gicket)
]bu2 - ybu-i prblilny obtti bperi smjoer mjsmfe ybu...
(Vikes baa w`mte C`ea”s gicket, snmfes bjhbtbrcycne gicket)
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B\IN
(\ickmjo, bver `ms s`bunfer)
Lut M cij”t smjo...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Wmppmjo up hbtbrcycne gicket, sjippmjo cuaas)
V`its-i w`itti ybu t`mjk.. ybu prblilny smjo-i sweet nmke-i Nucmijb..
(\eic`es mjtb lio, punns but i shinn lnickfbhe ba i hbtbrcycne `enhet)
B\IN
(\ickmjo)
_`b2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Vikes baa `ms lmo w`mte c`ea”s `it, snmps bjshinn lnick hbtbrcycne `enhet)
Tivirbttm...
(Lucknes hbtbrcycne `enhet ujfer `ms c`mj)
B\IN
(\ickmjo, bver `ms s`bunfer)
]bu heij t`it ouy ybu pniy bj t`e gukelbx it bje IH, tb frmve but t`e lir custbhers2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(\eic`mjo mjtb lio, tikmjo but i pimr ba lnick
neit`er hbtbrcycne onbves)
V`ey fbjt-i ipprecmite oreit bperi..
(Snmps bj hbtbrcycne onbves, `bnf t`eh up,ifhmrmjo t`eh)
.. lut M t`mjk-i ybu fb.. M t`mjk-i t`e persbj mjsmfe-i ybu.. cbunf-i smjo bperi...
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B\IN
(Bver `ms s`bunfer)
B`, yei`2 - t`ej w`it ilbut t`e persbj mjsmfe ybu, C`ea Fetbnnmb2
(@e jms`es rickmjo, turjs irbujf - C@EAFEVBNNMB stijfs mj arbjt ba `mh, fressef mjlnick neit`ers - w`mte c`ea”s butt tbssef bjt`e tilne)
V`e persbj mjsmfe-i he gust-i lbuo`t i lmo @irney - wmt`-i t`ujfer pmpes, lily..
(@e reic`es mjtb lio, punns but i psyc`efenmclijfiji, `bnfs mt up)
He ijf hy jew-i `bhmes obtti lmo rmfe sbut` - Liss-i Nike.. Niri”s i-obmjo, tbb..
(_rips t`e lijfiji irbujf `ms `eif, tmes mt)
.. we objji le obje iw`mne..
(Omves B\IN ij brfer tmcket)
.. t`e Ouru, `e i-objji cbhe mj abr i lmo-i sijfwmc` brfer - ybu obtti hike eh...
(Tunns sbhe lmker sujonisses but ba t`e lio,
puts t`eh bj)
Hmjf-i t`e stbre, ess-iy...
(@e cnbhps but t`e fbbr mj `ms hbtbrcycnelbbts - B\IN witc`mjo `mh, rick mj `ijf - t`esbujf ba i nbuf @irney stirtmjo up, rbirmjoiwiy - B\IN stires iater `mh - NMO@VS FMH)
SKEVC@ ? ?-9
IV \MSE7 B\IN EJVE\S arbh kmtc`ej wmt` i niroe pmcjmc lisket cbveref ly ic`eckeref tilne cnbt`, puts mt fbwj bj tilne, EPMVS lick mjtb kmtc`ej, EJVE\S wmt`ijbt`er niroe pmcjmc lisket, puts mt fbwj bj tilne, nmats t`e cnbt` bj t`ms bje, stirts obmjot`rbuo` sijfwmc` brfers mjsmfe.
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(Cbujtmjo)
Net”s see.. t`it”s ve witercress ijf winjut bj t`ree seef bikjut lreif cbrj.. abur obitc`eese bj w`eit lerry, `bnf t`e inainai sprbuts.. (EJVE\ OU\U TI\HESIJB)
d OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise tb pmck up spmrmt abbf abr sicref pmcjmc mj `bny `mnns..
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
Inn rmo`t, inn rmo`t.. C`ea FeVbnnmb tbnf he tb hike sure M obt t`e brfer rmo`t.. t`it”s t`ree
cucuhler bj Gewms` rye..
(Nbbks up)
Gewms` rye2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, w`it obes mj lisket, stiys mj lisket..
B\IN
Ijf except abr bje, t`ese ire inn Ifih ijf Eve bj t`e cbjfmhejts, rmo`t2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Ifih ijf Eve2
B\IN V`e rst, t`e rst.. wmt`but ijyt`mjo bj...
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, t`ere ms jb rst, jb nist.. everybje mj sihe pnice.. inn pirt ba oreit nmae abrce..
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B\IN
]bu heij, spmrmt cbjscmbusjess..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, tbb cbhpnex.. nmae abrce smhpne, nmae abrce cbhpissmbjite, nmae abrce ms nmttne hij mj
inn ba us - ujmverse hife ba nmae abrce!
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
.. ijf sevej citsup bj w`mte lreif..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, abr t`e jbvmces..
B\IN
(Obmjo tb t`e bt`er lisket, punnmjo lick t`ecnbt`, cbujtmjo)
..twb veoomes bj nbw-cin w`eit..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Tunnmjo but twb joer cyhlins, cnmckmjo t`ehis `e fijces irbujf, huc` nmke i s`ihij)
@ey, `b.. `ey, `b.. bb```.. M aeen t`e nmae abrce.. nnmjo hy lbfy, nnmjo, nnmjo.. Lih! - M”h
inn aunn!
(Cnmckmjo cyhlins, fijcmjo) Tneise tb kjbw.. fmfj”t ybu aeen mt2
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B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
.. twb lrbccbnm ijf cirrbt bj tej seef `izenjut.. yei`, M aent sbhet`mjo.. shinn
eirt`quike, ilbut i <.4.. aent bje nist jmo`t tbb..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Stbps cnmckmjo ijf fijcmjo, nbbks irbujf)
Tneise.. nmae abrce ms oreit eirt`quike mj bur nmves.. s`ikmjo bur lemjo.. ciusmjo tmfin
wive ba `uhijmty.. pneise, nmae abrce ms everyw`ere!
(Spmjs irbujf, nbbkmjo)
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
.. t`ree eoo sinifs, ujaertmnmzef bj crickef w`eit.. yei`, wenn, M `ivej”t seej `mh..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, pneise.. jbt `mh, jbt `er.. nmae abrce `is jb sex..
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
Sbujfs nmke he..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, nmae abrce.. nmae abrce gust ms...
B\IN
Ioimj, nmke he..
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B\IN (Cbj”t.)
(Cbujtmjo)
.. abur ixseef ijf c`eese ejc`mnifis.. c`eese ejc`mnifis2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise.. reic`mjo but tb jew fehborip`mcs..
B\IN (Cbujtmjo)
.. twb w`bne w`eit lioens wmt` creih c`eese hife arbh sby hmnk..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, nmae abrce ms mj ybu, nmae abrce ms mj he.. nmae abrce ms mj t`it sijfwmc`..
B\IN
(Bpejmjo sijfwmc` tb mfejtmay mt)
V`it”s i pmckne.. mj i yik c`eese ijf `uhus bj pbtitb lreif..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, tmhe tb lness spmrmt abbf..
(Stirts cnmckmjo cyhlins, fijcmjo irbujf tilne)
@ey, jbjjy, jbjjy, `ey..
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo)
..t`it”s ve, jb smx - ve! - `ey, cbunf ybu snbw mt fbwj i lmt, M”h `ivmjo trbulne..
ve irtmc`bke ijf ivbcifb bj irtmsij lreif..
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OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Cnmckmjo ijf fijcmjo)
.. jbjjy, jbjjy, `ey jbjjy..
B\IN
(Cbujtmjo nist sijfwmc`)
.. ijf jinny bje `ih, rbist leea ijf c`mckej lreist bj _bjfer Lreif wmt` pnejty ba
Ounfej”s ijf hiybjjimse ijf i lio ba Tmrite Lbbty veoome c`mps..
(Vikmjo mt but, `bnfmjo mt up)
@ey, `bw”f t`it oet mj t`ere2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Orillmjo sijfwmc` ijf c`mps)
Tneise, M obt t`it..
(Nbbks irbujf aurtmveny, stuaas t`eh mj `ms
turlij)
B\IN
(Cbvermjo pmcjmc lisket wmt` cnbt`)
Net”s see, t`it cbhes tb.. abur-aty eic` tmhes t`mrty-emo`t.. pnus bje..
(_rmtmjo bj jipkmj)
..w`mc` wmnn le, wmnn le... bje-sevejty-ve, aty.. cis`, crefmt br felmt2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, cis`..
(Tunns t`mck neit`er winnet but ba fmipers - ipick ba cmoirettes ainns but bj t`e tilne)
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B\IN
(Tmckmjo up cmoirettes)
Cihens, wmt`but t`e nters - M fmfj”t t`mjk t`ey hife t`ese ijyhbre..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Sjitc`mjo cmoirettes, stuajo t`eh lick mj `msfmiper)
Tneise, t`ey fb mj Mj-gi.. ybu cijjbt nter but nmae abrce...
(Cbujtmjo but twejtmes bj t`e tilne arbh `ms
winnet)
Vwejty, abrty..
B\IN
Jb, jb.. M ouess nmae abrce wbunfj”t nmke t`it...
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Amjms`mjo cbujtmjo)
.. twb `ujfref!
B\IN
Net he oet ybu sbhe c`ijoe..
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Keep c`ijoe, nmttne hmster spmrmt luffy...
(TMcks up liskets, bje mj eic` `ijf)
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B\IN _`y, t`ijk ybu, Ouru.. lut net he omve ybu i `ijf wmt` t`it.. w`it ybu obt butsmfe2..
sbhe type ba rmcks`iw-t`mjo.. br i lmcycne wmt` bje w`een t`it ippeirs mj twb pnices...
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Cirrymjo t`e liskets)
Tneise, M obt mt.. M put mj trujk ba hy jew Nexus, pbwer everyt`mjo, emo`t-speiker FQF,
Bjstir ijf Lnuetbbt` - nmae abrce `is leej obbf tb Ouru Tirhesijb...
(EPMVS, NMO@VS FMH)
SKEVC@ 0 0-9
IV \MSE7 @C stijfs mj arbjt ba `ms eisen - t`ere ms i leer cij mj t`e Lbjsim tree - `e mscireaunny pimjtmjo t`e sceje bj `ms cijvis. @C ms frujk, ijf snurs w`ejever `e speiks.EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
I leer cij mj i Lbjsim - t`ere”s i pbetmc jbj sequmtur..
@C
V`i”s.. w`it M”h siymj”...
(Timjts)
B\IN
@bw wis ybu”re trmp tb Vibs2
@C
(Timjtmjo)
Qery.. ‐nmo`tejmjo, Brin.. ‐tmn M wejt tb t`e.. Feifhij”s Lir...
B\IN
M tbnf ybu!.. ybu blservef t`e hitermin frujkejjess ba t`e cbwlbys ijf t`e Mjfmijs2
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@C
(Timjts)
M sit fbwj.. brferef.. sispirmnni.. tbnf t`eh t`it .. cbwlbys.. were nmvmjo prbba.. t`itMjfmijs snept wmt`.. luaainbes...
B\IN
M”nn let t`ey nmkef t`it..
@C
(Timjtmjo)
V`ey frew.. oujs.. nbbkef it he.. put up t`emr oujs.. lbuo`t he i leer... M t`buo`t mtwmse.. tb frmjk mt...
B\IN
Bje leer ms BK.. mt cij le very syhlbnmc ba i hutuin cihiriferme...
@C
(Timjtmjo)
.. t`ej.. t`ey lbuo`t he.. ijbt`er...
B\IN
.. ijf ybu aent `bjbr-lbujf tb frmjk mt...
@C
(Timjtmjo)
.. ijf.. ijbt`er..ijf.. ijbt`er.. ijbt`er...
B\IN
@bw”s ybur tmjjmtus2
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@C
(Timjtmjo)
_`b.. t`e `enn.. cires2
B\IN
_`it `ippejef tb ybur C`m2
@C
(Timjtmjo)
M t`mjk mt obt stuck.. tb t`e lbttbh.. ba hy s`be...
B\IN
(_itc`mjo `mh pimjt)
_`ere”f ybu oet t`it leer cij2
@C
Cihe mj.. wmt` t`e bt`ers.. `mfmjo ujfer.. t`e tilne...
B\IN
(Nbbkmjo ujfer t`e tilne, rbnnmjo sbhe leercijs but wmt` `ms abbt)
Arbh w`ere2
@C
(Timjtmjo cireaunny)
V`e stimrwenn.. w`ej M.. bpejef t`e fbbr.. t`ey gust.. rbnnef rmo`t mj...
(Tuts up `ms pimjt lrus`, cbhes bver tb tilne,pmcks up leer cijs, puts t`eh bj tilne)
B\IN
Aerin leer cijs2
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@C
(Irrijomjo leer cijs mj i sehm-cmrcne, wmt``mhsena it t`e abcus)
Hy `eirt.. tbnf he.. tike ‐eh mj...
(@e smts fbwj, cireaunny pmcks but i leer cij,bpejs mt)
V`ey lenbjo `ere..
(Ouzznes arbh leer cij)
.. ijf M lenbjo..
(Tuts cij fbwj)
wmt` t`eh...
B\IN @C.. t`ere”s i letter nmttne hij mjsmfe ybu.. jf `mh...
(EPMVS. @C rimses t`e cij ba leer, nbwers mt,pus`es mt iwiy, stires i`eif.) (NMO@VS AIFE)
SKEVC@ = =-9
IV \MSE7 B\IN it smfelir, rickmjo onisses arbh i triy.V`e rbir ba ij ipprbic`mjohbtbrcycne - t`e hbtbrcycne ejomje turjs baa. EJVE\ C@EA FEVBNNMB mj `mshbtbrcycne neit`ers - `e cnbhps bver tb bje ba t`e tilnes, punns but i c`imr, smts fbwj,tikes baa ijf t`rbws `ms sujonisses bjtb t`e tilne, neijs lick ijf rujs `ms `ijfst`rbuo` `ms `imr.
C@EA FEVBNNMB
_`ew! - we `if i nbjo-i rmfe, hy hij, he ijf hy rbif-i `bhmes.. `bwsi restiurijtleej2
B\IN
BK...
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C@EA FEVBNNMB
Nbtsi fmjjers2
B\IN
Sbhe...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
_`b cihe mj2
B\IN
_enn.. Ouru Tirhesijb ijf `ms crew cihe mj t`e fiy iater t`emr pmcjmc.. t`mrty-jmje
brfers ba ybourt ijf leij sprbuts..
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Jb pisti2 - lut M stmnn nmke-i t`e Ouru - i very shirt-i hij..
B\IN
@e simf `e”f le mj tbfiy, wijts tb tink tb ybu, wmt`but `ms fmscmpnes..
C@EA FEVBNNMB
V`ey obtti obbf le`ivmbr, t`bse-i spmrmt lbys..
B\IN
M `if tb punn t`e snmfmjo fbbrs tb t`e lir cnbsef, w`ej t`ey inn stirtef bhhmjo...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Mt-si t`emr bperi...
B\IN
_`ere”s Niri2 - s`e wis suppbsef tb wbrk tbjmo`t...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Hy lmker lile2 - s`e”s but-i smfe, cbhlmjo t`e fust butti `er weive...
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B\IN
Lile2 - ybu heij, Niri2 - fust2 - ybu `if Niri bj t`e lick ba ybur hbtbrcycne2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Mtti wis i wmnf rmfe - s`e `iffi `er `ijfs inn bver he - mtti wis `irf jbt tb ob tbb-iaist... wmnf-i, hij, wmnf!
B\IN
]bu heij, nmke.. Niri `bnfmjo bj tb ybu, irhs irbujf ybu2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Bt`erwmse, s`e ainni baa!
(EJVE\ NI\I arbh t`e arbjt fbbr - s`ecnuhps mj wmt` `er lbbts - hbtbrcycne neit`ers,i lijfiji bj `er `eif, weirmjo shinn squiresujonisses)
NI\I
_`it mt fb, `bhme p”s2
(S`e punns i tbbt`lrus` but ba `er neit`ers)
Obtti lrus` t`e luos butti hy teet`, hij...
(Yumckny lrus`es `er teet`)
(EJVE\ OU\U TI\HESIJB, cirrymjo t`etwb pmcjmc liskets wmt` t`emr nmjej cnbt` cbvers)
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise tb tink tb ybu, C`ea Fetbnnmb!
C@EA FEVBNNMB
]bu-i tinkmjo tb he..
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OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, M abrobt ybur liskets nist jmo`t.. C`ea.. ybu tink tb t`e nmttne hij mjsmfe ybu.. lutpneise, Ouru Tirhesijb `is jbt leej tinkmjo tb t`e nmttne hij mjsmfe `mh.. pneise, ujtmntbfiy...
(@e punns lick bje ba t`e nmjej cnbt` cbvers)
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Ijf w`itti `e siy, t`e nmttne hij2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
(Tunns i pimr ba cbwlby lbbts arbh lisket)
Nmttne hij, siy..
(Snmps lbbts bj `ms lire aeet)
..fb w`it ybu pneise, Ouru..
(Tunns i cbwlby `it but ba t`e lisket, puts mt bjtbp ba `ms turlij)
.. fb w`it ybu inwiys wijtef tb fb...
(Obes tb bt`er lisket, punns cbver baa secbjflisket, punns but i shinn ukenene, `bnfs mt)
C@EA FEVBNNMB
]bu inwiys wijtef tb le-i Oeje Iutrey2
OU\U TI\HESIJB
Tneise, ever smjce M wis mj fmipers.. M inwiys wijtef, pneise, tb smjo..
(Struhs ukenene, smjos)
„_e fbj”t shbke hirmguiji mj Huskboee,
_e fbj”t tike bur trmps bj NSF,
_e fbj”t lurj bur friat cirfs fbwj bj Himj Street,
_e nmke nmvmj” rmo`t, ijf aree...
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C@EA FEVBNNMB
Stbp-i, stbp-i!
OU\U TI\HESIJB
M”h prbuf tb le ij Bkme arbh Huskboee,
I pnice w`ere evej squires cij `ive i linn,
_e stmnn wive Bnf Onbry fbwj it t`e cburt`buse,
Ijf w`mte nmo`tjmjo stmnn”s t`e lmooest t`rmnn ba inn...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
Listi! Listi!
OU\U TI\HESIJB
_e fbj”t hike i pirty but ba nbvmj”,
_e nmke `bnfmjo `ijfs ijf pmtc`mj” wbb,
_e fbj”t net bur `imr orbw nbjo ijf s`iooy,
Nmke t`e `mppmes mj Sij Arijcmscb fb...
C@EA FEVBNNMB
M cinni pbnmce!
OU\U TI\HESIJB (Stbps struhhmjo ijf smjomjo)
Tneise, tb t`ijk ybu - b`, pneise, tb t`ijk ybu!
(EPMVMJO mj `ms squeiky cbwlby lbbts)
V`ijk ybu, t`ijk ybu, b`, pneise, pneise, tb t`ijk ybu, t`ijk ybu, t`ijk ybu..!
(EPMVS)
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C@EA FEVBNNMB
M tenni ybu.. hiyle t`e nmttne hij mjsmfe us.. s`bunf jbt speik-i sb nbuf tb bur persbjs..
NI\I
(Smttmjo fbwj it tilne)
_`ew.. nbjo rmfe..
B\IN
]bu twb hust le tmref iater t`it rbif trmp.. C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Smttmjo fbwj it tilne)
Mtti evej hbre tmrmjo bjji wiy fbwj.. we `mt-i t`e `iy sbbj is we obtti t`ere..
B\IN
@mt-i t`e `iy.. sb.. t`ey `if cilmjs fbwj t`ere.. nbckmjo fbbrs2
NI\I
Jb, we snept but ujfer t`e stirs - mj sneepmjo lios!
B\IN
B`.. sepirite lios2
NI\I
V`e C`ea”s wis i fbulne lio - b`, yei`!
B\IN
B`, yei`2
NI\I
]b! - ybu kjbw2
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B\IN
(Tuttmjo bj `ms sujonisses)
]ei`, M-i kjbw..
(Ujtmes `ms iprbj, tikes mt baa)
.. lut M fbj”t-i `iati `eir ilbut mt!
(V`rbws iprbj bj tilne, EPMVS stinkmjo)
C@EA FEVBNNMB
_`itsi hitter `mh2 - `e fbj”t wijt-i `eir `bw we fijcef ijf fijcef, ujtmn, ujtmn-i..
NI\I
.. ujtmn ybu aenn isneep, `eif bj ybur @irney, `uhhmjo sbhe bnf bperi tuje..lut t`e stirsijf t`e fijcmjo were oreit!.. ybu wijti fb ijbt`er rmfe t`ms weekejf, C`ea2
C@EA FEVBNNMB
(Stijfs up, tikes baa `ms `enhut,jfs `ms c`ea `it mj t`e smfelbirf, puts mt bj)
]bu kjbw-i, Niri.. we ob fbwj-i `mo`wiy bj hy lmo-i @irney.. M hike-i hy pisti abr
hy lmker `bhmes fbwj itti Liss-i Nike, serve mt up-i wmt` lbttnes ba C`mijtm.. ijf hylmker `bhmes pbur-i citsup inn-i bver hy pisti, ijf frmjk-i \ef Hbujtimj mjsteif..t`ej ruj-i baa mj t`e wbbfs w`ej M put-i Tivirbttm bj hy-i @irney rifmb...
(Stijfs up, tikes baa `ms `enhet ijfhbtbrcycne gicket, t`rbws t`eh bj tilne)
M”h i kmjfi tmref.. hiyle evej-i nmttne lmt, i nmttne lmt.. ybu jeef i ybujo-i persbj tb lewmt`, Niri.. nmke-i, nmke-i Brin.. .
(Amjfs `ms c`ea”s `it ijf cbit mj t`e smfelbirf,
puts t`eh bj)
M t`mjk M stirt-i up hy pmzzi bvej.. hike-i sbhe hbre tbhitb siuce.. t`it-i rbif mssure-i `bt ijf fusty.. ijf M sure hmss-i hy kmtc`ej...
(@e EPMVS mjtb t`e kmtc`ej, neivmjo NI\Iinbje is t`e NMO@VS FMH)
SCEJE EJF
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SKEVC@ 94 94-9
It \mse7 B\IN ms it t`e wimter stitmbj, stickmjo hbre onisses arbh i cmrcunir pnistmcfms`wis`er triy. EJVE\ NI\I mj ij uporifef wimtressmjo butt.
NI\I
M”h `bstessmjo, tbjmo`t...
B\IN
(Lick tb `er, stickmjo)
Oreit... NI\I
Efuirfb oive he i prbhbtmbj...
B\IN
Efuirfb, ms mt...
NI\I
@e”s sweet...
(B\IN cbjtmjues stickmjo onisses, lick tb
`er)
]bu t`mjk we hife mt it Liss Nike.. B\IN
(Lick tb `er)
Hife w`it2
NI\I
]bu kjbw.. nbve...
B\IN
(Lick tb `er, stickmjo)
_`y s`bunf M cire...
NI\I
Leciuse ybu”re sprujo bj he...
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94-<
B\IN
(Lick tb `er)
@u`...
NI\I _enn, `e fmf hike i cbupne ba pisses it he.. lut t`ej t`e C`mijtm tbbk eaaect, ijf `e aenn
isneep, `eif bj `ms @irney, `uhhmjo sbhe bnf bperi tuje...
B\IN
(Amjms`es stickmjo, turjs tb `er, triy mj `ijf)
M s`bunf cire...
(Obes tbwirf kmtc`ej)
NI\I
]bu s`bunf...
B\IN
(Bver `ms s`bunfer)
M fbj”t...
NI\I
Leciuse M”h i nmttne sprujo bj ybu, tbb...
B\IN
Vbb lif...
(Hikes tb EPMV)
NI\I
]bu wijji ob but2
B\IN
(Tiuses)
_`ere, tb ij irt s`bw2
NI\I
Jb, smnny - tb i hbvme...
B\IN
_`it hbvme2- M fbj”t nmke hbvmes...
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NI\I
Hiyle ybu”nn oet nucky...
B\IN (Tiuses, tb `mhsena)
V`ere”s i letter nmttne hij mjsmfe.. jf `mh..
NI\I
_`it2
B\IN
_`it hbvme2
NI\I
„\bujf Hmfjmo`t‘.. mt”s ij bnf gizz hbvme pniymjo it t`e nbcin irt `buse...
B\IN
Irt!
NI\I
@bw”s ybur Nester s`bw obmjo2
B\IN
Amje.. t`e ACC”s trymjo tb s`ut he fbwj.. `bw”s ybur.. hbfenmjo2
NI\I
Amje.. jew s`bbt bj _efjesfiy!
B\IN
Sihe p`btborip`er2
NI\I
@e”s oiy...
B\IN
(Tiuses)
M”nn tenn ybu w`it.. ybu omve up ybur hbfenmjo, ijf M”nn ob but wmt` ybu...
NI\I
BK - ijf ybu omve up ybur Nester ]bujo s`bw!
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94-6
B\IN
(Tiuses)
Inn rmo`t, ybu keep bj hbfenmjo...
(Tunnmjo `ms sujonisses but, snmppmjo t`eh bj)
Lut w`ejever we ob but, M”h weirmjo t`ese...
NI\I
(Tunnmjo `er sujonisses but, snmppmjo t`eh bj)
He,tbb... (V`ey nbbk it eic` bt`er)
NI\I
Ijf bur kmfs wmnn weir sujonisses...
B\IN
Kmfs2 - lut we `ivej”t obje but abr cbaaee, yet...
NI\I
V`ey”nn le spnis`mjo mj t`e oeje pbbn...
B\IN
Oeje pbbn2
NI\I
Spnis`mjo! - gust nmke us...
B\IN
(Nbbkmjo it `er)
Us...
NI\I
(Nbbkmjo it `mh)
Mt”s oejetmcs...
B\IN
(Nbbkmjo it `er)
I jew rice ba pebpne...
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NI\I
(Nbbkmjo it `mh)
Tebpne ba t`e Suj Oniss...
(V`ey piuse, put t`emr sujonisses up ijf nbbk
mjtb eic` bt`ers eyes, is t`e NMO@VS FMH)
CU\VIMJ
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Sceje7 @C ms smttmjo it t`e tilne mj B\IN”s ipirthejt, s`bes ijf sbcks bj t`e bbr, `mslire aeet prbppef up bj t`e tilne , i pejcmn nmes bj t`e tilne mj arbjt ba t`eh. @e”spunnmjo bj `ms tbes. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@C.. w`it ire ybu fbmjo2
@C
Hikmjo armejfs wmt` hy tbes...
(@e pus`es t`e pejcmn irbujf wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bu”re armejfmjo ybur tbes2
@C
M t`mjk pebpne jeonect t`emr tbes...
(@e trmes pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bur tbes ire inhbst pre`ejsmne...
@C
(Amjinny pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes, `e wives mt irbujf wmt` `msabbt)
3-9 SKEVC@ 3
IV \MSE7 @C smttmjo it t`e tilne, i cij ba leer mj `ms `ijf - t`ree ehptmes crus`ef mjarbjt ba `mh - `e ms nbbkmjo it t`e cemnmjo. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@ey, luffy...
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(Smts fbwj)
@C
@ey...
(B\IN piuses, nbbks bver it `mh)
B\IN
]bu fbmjo inn rmo`t2
(@C puts `ms `eif lick, t`ej nbbks bver itB\IN)
@C
]bu `eirmjo ijyt`mjo2
B\IN
Gust ybu...
@C
Jbt he...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, nbbks it t`e cemnmjo)
B\IN
_`it ire ybu `eirmjo2
@C
\mjomjo...
3-<
B\IN
B`, M”ve `eirf ba t`it.. sbhet`mjo tb fb wmt` `eirmjo nbss...
@C
Hy eirs ire je! - M”h i Hirmje!
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B\IN
Mt”s cinnef tmjjmtus..
@C
_`it”s t`it2
B\IN
Nmke `ivmjo i tmj eir.. ybu kjbw..
(Hmhmcs puttmjo ij eir truhpet tb `ms `eif, ijbnf hij”s vbmce)
E```, sbjjy..2
@C
Brin! - Hirmjes fb jbt `ive tmj eirs!.. M gust wms` t`ms rmjomjo wbunf ob iwiy...
B\IN
Vry jbt t`mjkmjo ilbut mt.. bt`er pebpne `eir rmjomjo ijf nmve wmt` mt.. w`y fbj”t ybu see ifbctbr2
@C
M fmf.. wejt tb see bnf Fbc Geeters.. cbst he aty lucks abr `mh tb tenn he w`it ybu simf7
gust nmve wmt` mt!... lut `e fmf omve he t`ms, tb try ijf lnbck t`e jbmse..
(Tunns but i fevmce t`it nbbks nmke ij M-Tbf, wmt`shinn eirp`bjes)
Mt pniys „spi‘ husmc, `e simf.. lut, M `ivej”t trmef mt...
(Tiuses)
_`it”s i spi2
3-3
B\IN
Mt”s i pnice w`ere ybu ob.. tb nme mj wirh witer..
@C
B`.. nmke i lit`tul..
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B\IN
Except t`ere ire bt`er pebpne wmt` ybu..
@C
]bu heij.. nmke c`mcks2 - `bw fb M oet tb i spi2
B\IN
Lbt` sexes ire mj t`ere wmt` ybu...
@C
V`it”s tbb Sij Arijcmscb abr he.. M”nn gust put up wmt` t`e rmjomjo...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, cnbses `ms eyes, i piuse)
B\IN
]bu inn rmo`t, @C2
@C
(Tiuses, t`ej suffejny guhps up, `bnfmjo `ms`eif mj `ms `ijfs)
Iuoo```! - M cij”t tike mt! - stbp mt, Brin, stbp mt! - b`, pneise, pneise, `enp he!
(B\IN ms arbzej - @C snbwny puts`ms `ijfs fbwj, nbbks
bver it B\IN)
Gust kmffmjo, hij.. lut mt sure fbes luo he...
B\IN
_`y fbj”t ybu try pniymjo t`e spi husmc2
3-6
(@C nbbks bver it `mh, snbwny puts t`eeir p`bjes mj `ms eirs, turjs bj t`e husmc -stirts winkmjo irbujf, nmstejmjo is `e nbbks itt`e cemnmjo, B\IN witc`mjo `mh - @Csuffejny stbps, puts `ms `ijfs tb `ms `eif)
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@C
Iuooo````!
(\mps `eifp`bjes baa, t`rbws fevmce bj bbr)
M”nn tike t`e rmjomjo...
(Nbbks baa, i piuse)
B\IN
Sb jbt`mjo ense wmnn `enp2
@C
]ei`.. Fbc Geeters insb simf.. ness stress cij refuce t`e rmjomjo.. nbwer hy lnbbf
pressure.. `e simf, hiyle M s`bunf frmjk ness incb`bn...
(Vurjs iwiy)
B\IN
Lut.. leer ms ybur nmae, @C!
@C
M kjbw, M kjbw.. lut hiyle M s`bunf ob fry abr iw`mne.. omve mt i try, ma mt”nn oet rmf ba t`msfihj rmjomjo..
(Sweeps t`e ehpty leer cijs bjtb t`e bbr)
M jeef tb c`ijoe hy nmae, Brin.. jb hbre rmppmjo bpej smx-picks ijf ouzznmjo! - jb hbreobmjo tb i lir, `bpmjo M”nn oet nucky! - M jeef tb lecbhe i jew hij, Brin - lut stmnn i reinhij, i Hirmje! - mt”s leej i nbjo tmhe cbhmjo, Brin - lut M jeef tb c`ijoe.. c`ijoe t`ebnf @C!
(EPMVS. NMO@VS FMH.)
6-9 SKEVC@ 6
Sceje7 Jb bje it \MSE, t`ej i persbj mj i obit sumt EJVE\S, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj.I piuse, EJVE\ B\IN, cirrymjo `ms sbmnef fms`wis`er”s iprbj - `e t`rbws mt bj t`etilne, piuses, nbbks it t`e obit, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj - B\IN ijf t`e obit stire iteveryt`mjo ijf ijyt`mjo ense mj t`e rbbh - i piuse, t`ey jinny nbbk it eic` bt`er.
B\IN
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@ennb.
OBIV
@m.
B\IN
Fb M kjbw ybu2
OBIV
]es, ybu fb.
(I piuse)
B\IN
Ijf ybu wbunf le..2
OBIV
(Tiuses)
V`e @uhij Msbtbpe, ybur bnf `bheness luffy.. M”h mj cbstuhe...
B\IN
M cij see t`it..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M”h obmjo tb i Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
B\IN
I cbjvejtmbj ba aurrmes.. ijf w`it ms i aurry2
6-< @UHIJ MSBVBTE
I jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhin...
B\IN
Lut ybu”re jbt jikef...
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@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Ujfer t`ms aur M ih...
B\IN
VHM.. ijf w`it fb ybu fb it t`ms cbjvejtmbj, wmt` t`e bt`er aurrmes2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Lirjyirf stuaa..
B\IN
Stuaa2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu kjbw, w`it lirjyirf ijmhins fb.. evej w`ej ybu”re witc`mjo...
B\IN
B`, stuaa! - sb ybu pimr up, ijf..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_e try ijf pirtjer wmt` t`e hbst aurrmes pbssmlne..
B\IN
\einny..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. mj t`e hbst pbssmlne wiys...
(V`e fbbr bpejs - EJVE\ i omijt ref rbbster -mt winks bver tb t`e tilne ijf stijfs t`ere,
nbbkmjo fbwj it t`eh - i piuse)
6-3
FENHB\E
(Vb t`e OBIV)
@m, sjbbkuhs...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
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Vbbkuhs!
B\IN
(Vb t`e C@MCKEJ)
Fenhbre2
FENHB\E
]ei`2
B\IN
]bu stmnn wbrkmjo but t`it c`mckej t`mjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, yei` M ih.. M t`mjk M”h jinny oettmjo i `ijfne bj mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
(\msmjo)
Cbhe bj, `bj - i lirjyirf expermejce iwimts us...
(Tuts but i `bba)
FENHB\E
M gust `bpe M oet nucky...
(Vikes t`e `bba mj `ms cniw - t`ey EPMV.B\IN piuses, nbbkmjo iater t`eh. EJVE\ @C
fressef mj i obrmnni sumt, w`mc`huaes `ms vbmce - @C nbbks irbujf)
6-6
@C
_`mc` wiy fmf t`ey ob, hij2
B\IN
Ms t`ms t`e jew @C2
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@C
Lut M”h jbt frmjkmjo!
B\IN
_`b ybu nbbkmjo abr2
@C
V`e aurrmes!
B\IN
V`ey wejt tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
@C
BK - M”h butti `ere!
(Stirts tb EPMV)
B\IN
_imt i hmjute, wimt i hmjute, @C - w`bi! - ybu ire jbt obmjo tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj!
@C
(Tiuses it fbbr)
_`y jbt2 B\IN
Leciuse t`ey ire jbt ybur pebpne...
@C
Lut t`ey”re lirjyirf ijmhins!
6-5
B\IN
Ijf ybu”re i obrmnni! - arbh t`e wmnfs ba Iarmci! - mj aict, ybu”re i ouy fressef up is iobrmnni!
@C
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Nbbk, hij - M”h i Hirmje - M jeef tb lbjf!
B\IN
@C.. smt fbwj...
(@C smts fbwj it t`e tilne)
Inn”s t`bse aurrmes wijt tb fb.. ms, ybu kjbw, lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
Stuaa2 Stuaa2 - M cbunf use sbhe lirjyirf stuaa!
B\IN
@C.. nmstej.. t`bse aurrmes ire jever obmjo tb iccept ybu...
@C
Lut, Brin, M”h i Hirmje - M `ive i fesperite jeef tb lenbjo!
B\IN
_enn, we inn jeef tb aeen we lenbjo, @C.. net”s hbve t`ms bj tb i `mo`er pnije.. net”s `ivesbhe mjtennmoejt fmscburse....
@C Fmscburse2 - wmt` ybu2 - M fbj”t t`mjk sb!
B\IN
Cbjversitmbj! - ybu kjbw, @C.. M `ive i secret aetms`, tbb...
@C
Aetms`2 - w`it”s i aetms`2
6-1
B\IN
M `ive i oreit jeef.. tb tink i obrmnni ilbut.. t`e t`ebry ba renitmvmty...
@C
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(Tiuses)
_`it2
B\IN
Everyt`mjo ms cbjstijtny hbvmjo mj renitmbj tb everyt`mjo ense!
@C
Bkiy...
B\IN
Ijf t`ere ms jb up! - jb fbwj! - ijf everyt`mjo - ms bjny renitmve.. tb mtsena!
@C
Bkiy, bkiy..
B\IN
.. ijf is t`e ejtmre spice-tmhe cbjtmjuuh curves mj bj mtsena.. we untmhiteny ejf up lickw`ere we stirtef - it t`e very leomjjmjo.. ba tmhe!!
@C
(Tiuses)
Sb.. w`ere ms t`it Aurry Cbjvejtmbj2
Y\IN
]bu”re jbt obmjo!
@C
(\msmjo)
Nbbk, hij.. M fbj”t jeef jb renitmvmty br spice-tmhe curves.. M gust jeef icceptijce! -hij, M”h aeenmjo stressef, M jeef i lijiji - ybu obt ijy lijijis2
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B\IN
(Obmjo tb t`e smfelbirf, punnmjo but i lujc` balijijis)
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]ei`, hij - t`ese gust cihe mj - M wis objji omve t`eh tb C`ea FeVbnnmb abr arumt sinif...
(Vbsses t`eh tb @C)
@C
(Citc`mjo t`eh, `bnfmjo t`eh up)
Suc` i nbveny lujc`, sb nmttne tmhe...
(Orils bje, peens mt, obes tb exmt)
B\IN
@C - wimt!.. @C.. jblbfy ms ever obmjo tb iccept i hij fressef is i obrmnni!
@C
(Tiusmjo it t`e fbbr, eitmjo i lijiji)
_`y jbt2
B\IN
Leciuse pebpne nmke tb t`mjk.. t`ey kjbw i persbj...
@C
Sb.. nbse t`e obrmnni sumt2 - lut mt”s nmke weirmjo hy bnf Hirmje ujmabrh!
(@C piuses, snbwny winks bver tb t`e tilne, smtsfbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN) @C
Jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhins, `u`2
B\IN
Abroet mt...
6-0 (I piuse)
@C
(Nbbkmjo up)
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]bu kjbw, Brin.. sbhetmhes, mj t`e hmffne ba t`e jmo`t.. M wike up aeenmjo inn inbje.. jbhbt`er, jb ait`er.. jb nbvef bje.. jb bje tb cinn but tb... mt”s gust he.. M aeen M”ve leej s`btmjtb spice mj i lullne..ijf M”h nbbkmj lick it t`ms nmttne twmjkne ba i pnijet.. ijf jblbfykjbws M”h obje... ijf t`it scires he, Brin... ijf ybu kjbw w`it scires he hbre2..`ivmjo jb kmfs...
B\IN
Jb obrmnni sbj2
@C
Ijf jb nmttne fiuo`ter, Titty.. w`y ih M evej inmve, hij2 - t`e rice fbesj”t jeef he..M”ve cbjtrmlutef jbt`mjo.. jb hbjey, jb prbperty, jb @C trimts tb piss bj.. M”ve gust frujki nbt ba leer ijf `if i aew niuo`s.. sb, w`it ih M obbf abr2
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Sceje7 @C ms smttmjo it t`e tilne mj B\IN”s ipirthejt, s`bes ijf sbcks bj t`e bbr, `mslire aeet prbppef up bj t`e tilne , i pejcmn nmes bj t`e tilne mj arbjt ba t`eh. @e”spunnmjo bj `ms tbes. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@C.. w`it ire ybu fbmjo2
@C
Hikmjo armejfs wmt` hy tbes...
(@e pus`es t`e pejcmn irbujf wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bu”re armejfmjo ybur tbes2
@C
M t`mjk pebpne jeonect t`emr tbes...
(@e trmes pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bur tbes ire inhbst pre`ejsmne...
@C
(Amjinny pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes, `e wives mt irbujf wmt` `msabbt)
3-9 SKEVC@ 3
IV \MSE7 @C smttmjo it t`e tilne, i cij ba leer mj `ms `ijf - t`ree ehptmes crus`ef mjarbjt ba `mh - `e ms nbbkmjo it t`e cemnmjo. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
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@ey, luffy...
(Smts fbwj)
@C
@ey...
(B\IN piuses, nbbks bver it `mh)
B\IN
]bu fbmjo inn rmo`t2
(@C puts `ms `eif lick, t`ej nbbks bver itB\IN)
@C
]bu `eirmjo ijyt`mjo2
B\IN
Gust ybu...
@C
Jbt he...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, nbbks it t`e cemnmjo)
B\IN
_`it ire ybu `eirmjo2
@C
\mjomjo...
3-<
B\IN
B`, M”ve `eirf ba t`it.. sbhet`mjo tb fb wmt` `eirmjo nbss...
@C
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Hy eirs ire je! - M”h i Hirmje!
B\IN
Mt”s cinnef tmjjmtus..
@C
_`it”s t`it2
B\IN
Nmke `ivmjo i tmj eir.. ybu kjbw..
(Hmhmcs puttmjo ij eir truhpet tb `ms `eif, ijbnf hij”s vbmce)
E```, sbjjy..2
@C
Brin! - Hirmjes fb jbt `ive tmj eirs!.. M gust wms` t`ms rmjomjo wbunf ob iwiy...
B\IN
Vry jbt t`mjkmjo ilbut mt.. bt`er pebpne `eir rmjomjo ijf nmve wmt` mt.. w`y fbj”t ybu see ifbctbr2
@C
M fmf.. wejt tb see bnf Fbc Geeters.. cbst he aty lucks abr `mh tb tenn he w`it ybu simf7 gust nmve wmt` mt!... lut `e fmf omve he t`ms, tb try ijf lnbck t`e jbmse..
(Tunns but i fevmce t`it nbbks nmke ij M-Tbf, wmt`shinn eirp`bjes)
Mt pniys „spi‘ husmc, `e simf.. lut, M `ivej”t trmef mt...
(Tiuses)
_`it”s i spi2
3-3
B\IN
Mt”s i pnice w`ere ybu ob.. tb nme mj wirh witer..
@C
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B`.. nmke i lit`tul..
B\IN
Except t`ere ire bt`er pebpne wmt` ybu..
@C
]bu heij.. nmke c`mcks2 - `bw fb M oet tb i spi2
B\IN
Lbt` sexes ire mj t`ere wmt` ybu...
@C
V`it”s tbb Sij Arijcmscb abr he.. M”nn gust put up wmt` t`e rmjomjo...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, cnbses `ms eyes, i piuse)
B\IN
]bu inn rmo`t, @C2
@C
(Tiuses, t`ej suffejny guhps up, `bnfmjo `ms`eif mj `ms `ijfs)
Iuoo```! - M cij”t tike mt! - stbp mt, Brin, stbp mt! - b`, pneise, pneise, `enp he!
(B\IN ms arbzej - @C snbwny puts`ms `ijfs fbwj, nbbks
bver it B\IN)
Gust kmffmjo, hij.. lut mt sure fbes luo he...
B\IN
_`y fbj”t ybu try pniymjo t`e spi husmc2
3-6
(@C nbbks bver it `mh, snbwny puts t`eeir p`bjes mj `ms eirs, turjs bj t`e husmc -stirts winkmjo irbujf, nmstejmjo is `e nbbks it
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t`e cemnmjo, B\IN witc`mjo `mh - @Csuffejny stbps, puts `ms `ijfs tb `ms `eif)
@C
Iuooo````!
(\mps `eifp`bjes baa, t`rbws fevmce bj bbr)
M”nn tike t`e rmjomjo...
(Nbbks baa, i piuse)
B\IN
Sb jbt`mjo ense wmnn `enp2
@C
]ei`.. Fbc Geeters insb simf.. ness stress cij refuce t`e rmjomjo.. nbwer hy lnbbfpressure.. `e simf, hiyle M s`bunf frmjk ness incb`bn...
(Vurjs iwiy)
B\IN
Lut.. leer ms ybur nmae, @C!
@C
M kjbw, M kjbw.. lut hiyle M s`bunf ob fry abr iw`mne.. omve mt i try, ma mt”nn oet rmf ba t`msfihj rmjomjo..
(Sweeps t`e ehpty leer cijs bjtb t`e bbr)
M jeef tb c`ijoe hy nmae, Brin.. jb hbre rmppmjo bpej smx-picks ijf ouzznmjo! - jb hbreobmjo tb i lir, `bpmjo M”nn oet nucky! - M jeef tb lecbhe i jew hij, Brin - lut stmnn i reinhij, i Hirmje! - mt”s leej i nbjo tmhe cbhmjo, Brin - lut M jeef tb c`ijoe.. c`ijoe t`ebnf @C!
(EPMVS. NMO@VS FMH.)
6-9
SKEVC@ 6
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Sceje7 Jb bje it \MSE, t`ej i persbj mj i obit sumt EJVE\S, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj.I piuse, EJVE\ B\IN, cirrymjo `ms sbmnef fms`wis`er”s iprbj - `e t`rbws mt bj t`etilne, piuses, nbbks it t`e obit, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj - B\IN ijf t`e obit stire iteveryt`mjo ijf ijyt`mjo ense mj t`e rbbh - i piuse, t`ey jinny nbbk it eic` bt`er.
B\IN
@ennb.
OBIV
@m.
B\IN
Fb M kjbw ybu2
OBIV
]es, ybu fb.
(I piuse)
B\IN
Ijf ybu wbunf le..2
OBIV
(Tiuses)
V`e @uhij Msbtbpe, ybur bnf `bheness luffy.. M”h mj cbstuhe...
B\IN
M cij see t`it..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M”h obmjo tb i Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
B\IN
I cbjvejtmbj ba aurrmes.. ijf w`it ms i aurry2
6-< @UHIJ MSBVBTE
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I jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhin...
B\IN
Lut ybu”re jbt jikef...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Ujfer t`ms aur M ih...
B\IN
VHM.. ijf w`it fb ybu fb it t`ms cbjvejtmbj, wmt` t`e bt`er aurrmes2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Lirjyirf stuaa..
B\IN
Stuaa2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu kjbw, w`it lirjyirf ijmhins fb.. evej w`ej ybu”re witc`mjo...
B\IN
B`, stuaa! - sb ybu pimr up, ijf..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_e try ijf pirtjer wmt` t`e hbst aurrmes pbssmlne..
B\IN
\einny..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. mj t`e hbst pbssmlne wiys...
(V`e fbbr bpejs - EJVE\ i omijt ref rbbster -mt winks bver tb t`e tilne ijf stijfs t`ere,
nbbkmjo fbwj it t`eh - i piuse)
6-3
FENHB\E
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(Vb t`e OBIV)
@m, sjbbkuhs...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Vbbkuhs!
B\IN
(Vb t`e C@MCKEJ)
Fenhbre2
FENHB\E
]ei`2
B\IN
]bu stmnn wbrkmjo but t`it c`mckej t`mjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, yei` M ih.. M t`mjk M”h jinny oettmjo i `ijfne bj mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
(\msmjo)
Cbhe bj, `bj - i lirjyirf expermejce iwimts us...
(Tuts but i `bba)
FENHB\E
M gust `bpe M oet nucky...
(Vikes t`e `bba mj `ms cniw - t`ey EPMV.B\IN piuses, nbbkmjo iater t`eh. EJVE\ @C
fressef mj i obrmnni sumt, w`mc`
huaes `ms vbmce - @C nbbks irbujf)
6-6
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_`mc` wiy fmf t`ey ob, hij2
B\IN
Ms t`ms t`e jew @C2 @C
Lut M”h jbt frmjkmjo!
B\IN
_`b ybu nbbkmjo abr2
@C
V`e aurrmes!
B\IN
V`ey wejt tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
@C
BK - M”h butti `ere!
(Stirts tb EPMV)
B\IN
_imt i hmjute, wimt i hmjute, @C - w`bi! - ybu ire jbt obmjo tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj!
@C
(Tiuses it fbbr)
_`y jbt2 B\IN
Leciuse t`ey ire jbt ybur pebpne...
@C
Lut t`ey”re lirjyirf ijmhins!
6-5
B\IN
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Ijf ybu”re i obrmnni! - arbh t`e wmnfs ba Iarmci! - mj aict, ybu”re i ouy fressef up is iobrmnni!
@C
Nbbk, hij - M”h i Hirmje - M jeef tb lbjf!
B\IN
@C.. smt fbwj...
(@C smts fbwj it t`e tilne)
Inn”s t`bse aurrmes wijt tb fb.. ms, ybu kjbw, lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
Stuaa2 Stuaa2 - M cbunf use sbhe lirjyirf stuaa!
B\IN
@C.. nmstej.. t`bse aurrmes ire jever obmjo tb iccept ybu...
@C
Lut, Brin, M”h i Hirmje - M `ive i fesperite jeef tb lenbjo!
B\IN
_enn, we inn jeef tb aeen we lenbjo, @C.. net”s hbve t`ms bj tb i `mo`er pnije.. net”s `ivesbhe mjtennmoejt fmscburse....
@C Fmscburse2 - wmt` ybu2 - M fbj”t t`mjk sb!
B\IN
Cbjversitmbj! - ybu kjbw, @C.. M `ive i secret aetms`, tbb...
@C
Aetms`2 - w`it”s i aetms`2
6-1
B\IN
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M `ive i oreit jeef.. tb tink i obrmnni ilbut.. t`e t`ebry ba renitmvmty...
@C
(Tiuses)
_`it2
B\IN
Everyt`mjo ms cbjstijtny hbvmjo mj renitmbj tb everyt`mjo ense!
@C
Bkiy...
B\IN
Ijf t`ere ms jb up! - jb fbwj! - ijf everyt`mjo - ms bjny renitmve.. tb mtsena!
@C
Bkiy, bkiy..
B\IN
.. ijf is t`e ejtmre spice-tmhe cbjtmjuuh curves mj bj mtsena.. we untmhiteny ejf up lickw`ere we stirtef - it t`e very leomjjmjo.. ba tmhe!!
@C
(Tiuses)
Sb.. w`ere ms t`it Aurry Cbjvejtmbj2
Y\IN
]bu”re jbt obmjo!
@C
(\msmjo)
Nbbk, hij.. M fbj”t jeef jb renitmvmty br spice-tmhe curves.. M gust jeef icceptijce! -hij, M”h aeenmjo stressef, M jeef i lijiji - ybu obt ijy lijijis2
6-?
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(Obmjo tb t`e smfelbirf, punnmjo but i lujc` balijijis)
]ei`, hij - t`ese gust cihe mj - M wis objji omve t`eh tb C`ea FeVbnnmb abr arumt sinif...
(Vbsses t`eh tb @C)
@C
(Citc`mjo t`eh, `bnfmjo t`eh up)
Suc` i nbveny lujc`, sb nmttne tmhe...
(Orils bje, peens mt, obes tb exmt)
B\IN
@C - wimt!.. @C.. jblbfy ms ever obmjo tb iccept i hij fressef is i obrmnni!
@C
(Tiusmjo it t`e fbbr, eitmjo i lijiji)
_`y jbt2
B\IN
Leciuse pebpne nmke tb t`mjk.. t`ey kjbw i persbj...
@C
Sb.. nbse t`e obrmnni sumt2 - lut mt”s nmke weirmjo hy bnf Hirmje ujmabrh!
(@C piuses, snbwny winks bver tb t`e tilne, smtsfbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN) @C
Jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhins, `u`2
B\IN
Abroet mt...
6-0 (I piuse)
@C
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(Nbbkmjo up)
]bu kjbw, Brin.. sbhetmhes, mj t`e hmffne ba t`e jmo`t.. M wike up aeenmjo inn inbje.. jbhbt`er, jb ait`er.. jb nbvef bje.. jb bje tb cinn but tb... mt”s gust he.. M aeen M”ve leej s`btmjtb spice mj i lullne..ijf M”h nbbkmj lick it t`ms nmttne twmjkne ba i pnijet.. ijf jblbfy
kjbws M”h obje... ijf t`it scires he, Brin... ijf ybu kjbw w`it scires he hbre2..`ivmjo jb kmfs...
B\IN
Jb obrmnni sbj2
@C
Ijf jb nmttne fiuo`ter, Titty.. w`y ih M evej inmve, hij2 - t`e rice fbesj”t jeef he..M”ve cbjtrmlutef jbt`mjo.. jb hbjey, jb prbperty, jb @C trimts tb piss bj.. M”ve gust frujki nbt ba leer ijf `if i aew niuo`s.. sb, w`it ih M obbf abr2
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Sceje7 @C ms smttmjo it t`e tilne mj B\IN”s ipirthejt, s`bes ijf sbcks bj t`e bbr, `mslire aeet prbppef up bj t`e tilne , i pejcmn nmes bj t`e tilne mj arbjt ba t`eh. @e”spunnmjo bj `ms tbes. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@C.. w`it ire ybu fbmjo2
@C
Hikmjo armejfs wmt` hy tbes...
(@e pus`es t`e pejcmn irbujf wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bu”re armejfmjo ybur tbes2
@C
M t`mjk pebpne jeonect t`emr tbes...
(@e trmes pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bur tbes ire inhbst pre`ejsmne...
@C
(Amjinny pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes, `e wives mt irbujf wmt` `ms
abbt)
3-9 SKEVC@ 3
IV \MSE7 @C smttmjo it t`e tilne, i cij ba leer mj `ms `ijf - t`ree ehptmes crus`ef mjarbjt ba `mh - `e ms nbbkmjo it t`e cemnmjo. EJVE\ B\IN.
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B\IN
@ey, luffy...
(Smts fbwj)
@C
@ey...
(B\IN piuses, nbbks bver it `mh)
B\IN
]bu fbmjo inn rmo`t2
(@C puts `ms `eif lick, t`ej nbbks bver it
B\IN)
@C
]bu `eirmjo ijyt`mjo2
B\IN
Gust ybu...
@C
Jbt he...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, nbbks it t`e cemnmjo)
B\IN
_`it ire ybu `eirmjo2
@C
\mjomjo...
3-<
B\IN
B`, M”ve `eirf ba t`it.. sbhet`mjo tb fb wmt` `eirmjo nbss...
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@C
Hy eirs ire je! - M”h i Hirmje!
B\IN
Mt”s cinnef tmjjmtus..
@C
_`it”s t`it2
B\IN
Nmke `ivmjo i tmj eir.. ybu kjbw..
(Hmhmcs puttmjo ij eir truhpet tb `ms `eif, ij
bnf hij”s vbmce)
E```, sbjjy..2
@C
Brin! - Hirmjes fb jbt `ive tmj eirs!.. M gust wms` t`ms rmjomjo wbunf ob iwiy...
B\IN
Vry jbt t`mjkmjo ilbut mt.. bt`er pebpne `eir rmjomjo ijf nmve wmt` mt.. w`y fbj”t ybu see ifbctbr2
@C
M fmf.. wejt tb see bnf Fbc Geeters.. cbst he aty lucks abr `mh tb tenn he w`it ybu simf7 gust nmve wmt` mt!... lut `e fmf omve he t`ms, tb try ijf lnbck t`e jbmse..
(Tunns but i fevmce t`it nbbks nmke ij M-Tbf, wmt`shinn eirp`bjes)
Mt pniys „spi‘ husmc, `e simf.. lut, M `ivej”t trmef mt...
(Tiuses)
_`it”s i spi2
3-3
B\IN
Mt”s i pnice w`ere ybu ob.. tb nme mj wirh witer..
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@C
B`.. nmke i lit`tul..
B\IN
Except t`ere ire bt`er pebpne wmt` ybu..
@C
]bu heij.. nmke c`mcks2 - `bw fb M oet tb i spi2
B\IN
Lbt` sexes ire mj t`ere wmt` ybu...
@C
V`it”s tbb Sij Arijcmscb abr he.. M”nn gust put up wmt` t`e rmjomjo...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, cnbses `ms eyes, i piuse)
B\IN
]bu inn rmo`t, @C2
@C
(Tiuses, t`ej suffejny guhps up, `bnfmjo `ms
`eif mj `ms `ijfs)
Iuoo```! - M cij”t tike mt! - stbp mt, Brin, stbp mt! - b`, pneise, pneise, `enp he!
(B\IN ms arbzej - @C snbwny puts`ms `ijfs fbwj, nbbks
bver it B\IN)
Gust kmffmjo, hij.. lut mt sure fbes luo he...
B\IN
_`y fbj”t ybu try pniymjo t`e spi husmc2
3-6
(@C nbbks bver it `mh, snbwny puts t`eeir p`bjes mj `ms eirs, turjs bj t`e husmc -
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stirts winkmjo irbujf, nmstejmjo is `e nbbks itt`e cemnmjo, B\IN witc`mjo `mh - @Csuffejny stbps, puts `ms `ijfs tb `ms `eif)
@C
Iuooo````!
(\mps `eifp`bjes baa, t`rbws fevmce bj bbr)
M”nn tike t`e rmjomjo...
(Nbbks baa, i piuse)
B\IN
Sb jbt`mjo ense wmnn `enp2
@C
]ei`.. Fbc Geeters insb simf.. ness stress cij refuce t`e rmjomjo.. nbwer hy lnbbfpressure.. `e simf, hiyle M s`bunf frmjk ness incb`bn...
(Vurjs iwiy)
B\IN
Lut.. leer ms ybur nmae, @C!
@C
M kjbw, M kjbw.. lut hiyle M s`bunf ob fry abr iw`mne.. omve mt i try, ma mt”nn oet rmf ba t`msfihj rmjomjo..
(Sweeps t`e ehpty leer cijs bjtb t`e bbr)
M jeef tb c`ijoe hy nmae, Brin.. jb hbre rmppmjo bpej smx-picks ijf ouzznmjo! - jb hbreobmjo tb i lir, `bpmjo M”nn oet nucky! - M jeef tb lecbhe i jew hij, Brin - lut stmnn i reinhij, i Hirmje! - mt”s leej i nbjo tmhe cbhmjo, Brin - lut M jeef tb c`ijoe.. c`ijoe t`ebnf @C!
(EPMVS. NMO@VS FMH.)
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tilne, piuses, nbbks it t`e obit, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj - B\IN ijf t`e obit stire iteveryt`mjo ijf ijyt`mjo ense mj t`e rbbh - i piuse, t`ey jinny nbbk it eic` bt`er.
B\IN
@ennb.
OBIV
@m.
B\IN
Fb M kjbw ybu2
OBIV
]es, ybu fb.
(I piuse)
B\IN
Ijf ybu wbunf le..2
OBIV
(Tiuses)
V`e @uhij Msbtbpe, ybur bnf `bheness luffy.. M”h mj cbstuhe...
B\IN
M cij see t`it..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M”h obmjo tb i Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
B\IN
I cbjvejtmbj ba aurrmes.. ijf w`it ms i aurry2
6-< @UHIJ MSBVBTE
I jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhin...
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B\IN
Lut ybu”re jbt jikef...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Ujfer t`ms aur M ih...
B\IN
VHM.. ijf w`it fb ybu fb it t`ms cbjvejtmbj, wmt` t`e bt`er aurrmes2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Lirjyirf stuaa..
B\IN
Stuaa2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu kjbw, w`it lirjyirf ijmhins fb.. evej w`ej ybu”re witc`mjo...
B\IN
B`, stuaa! - sb ybu pimr up, ijf..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_e try ijf pirtjer wmt` t`e hbst aurrmes pbssmlne..
B\IN
\einny..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. mj t`e hbst pbssmlne wiys...
(V`e fbbr bpejs - EJVE\ i omijt ref rbbster -
mt winks bver tb t`e tilne ijf stijfs t`ere,nbbkmjo fbwj it t`eh - i piuse)
6-3
FENHB\E
(Vb t`e OBIV)
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@m, sjbbkuhs...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Vbbkuhs!
B\IN
(Vb t`e C@MCKEJ)
Fenhbre2
FENHB\E
]ei`2
B\IN
]bu stmnn wbrkmjo but t`it c`mckej t`mjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, yei` M ih.. M t`mjk M”h jinny oettmjo i `ijfne bj mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
(\msmjo)
Cbhe bj, `bj - i lirjyirf expermejce iwimts us...
(Tuts but i `bba)
FENHB\E
M gust `bpe M oet nucky...
(Vikes t`e `bba mj `ms cniw - t`ey EPMV.B\IN piuses, nbbkmjo iater t`eh. EJVE\ @C
fressef mj i obrmnni sumt, w`mc`huaes `ms vbmce - @C nbbks irbujf)
6-6
@C
_`mc` wiy fmf t`ey ob, hij2
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B\IN
Ms t`ms t`e jew @C2 @C
Lut M”h jbt frmjkmjo!
B\IN
_`b ybu nbbkmjo abr2
@C
V`e aurrmes!
B\IN
V`ey wejt tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
@C
BK - M”h butti `ere!
(Stirts tb EPMV)
B\IN
_imt i hmjute, wimt i hmjute, @C - w`bi! - ybu ire jbt obmjo tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj!
@C
(Tiuses it fbbr)
_`y jbt2 B\IN
Leciuse t`ey ire jbt ybur pebpne...
@C
Lut t`ey”re lirjyirf ijmhins!
6-5
B\IN
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Ijf ybu”re i obrmnni! - arbh t`e wmnfs ba Iarmci! - mj aict, ybu”re i ouy fressef up is iobrmnni!
@C
Nbbk, hij - M”h i Hirmje - M jeef tb lbjf!
B\IN
@C.. smt fbwj...
(@C smts fbwj it t`e tilne)
Inn”s t`bse aurrmes wijt tb fb.. ms, ybu kjbw, lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
Stuaa2 Stuaa2 - M cbunf use sbhe lirjyirf stuaa!
B\IN
@C.. nmstej.. t`bse aurrmes ire jever obmjo tb iccept ybu...
@C
Lut, Brin, M”h i Hirmje - M `ive i fesperite jeef tb lenbjo!
B\IN
_enn, we inn jeef tb aeen we lenbjo, @C.. net”s hbve t`ms bj tb i `mo`er pnije.. net”s `ivesbhe mjtennmoejt fmscburse....
@C Fmscburse2 - wmt` ybu2 - M fbj”t t`mjk sb!
B\IN
Cbjversitmbj! - ybu kjbw, @C.. M `ive i secret aetms`, tbb...
@C
Aetms`2 - w`it”s i aetms`2
6-1
B\IN
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M `ive i oreit jeef.. tb tink i obrmnni ilbut.. t`e t`ebry ba renitmvmty...
@C
(Tiuses)
_`it2
B\IN
Everyt`mjo ms cbjstijtny hbvmjo mj renitmbj tb everyt`mjo ense!
@C
Bkiy...
B\IN
Ijf t`ere ms jb up! - jb fbwj! - ijf everyt`mjo - ms bjny renitmve.. tb mtsena!
@C
Bkiy, bkiy..
B\IN
.. ijf is t`e ejtmre spice-tmhe cbjtmjuuh curves mj bj mtsena.. we untmhiteny ejf up lickw`ere we stirtef - it t`e very leomjjmjo.. ba tmhe!!
@C
(Tiuses)
Sb.. w`ere ms t`it Aurry Cbjvejtmbj2
Y\IN
]bu”re jbt obmjo!
@C
(\msmjo)
Nbbk, hij.. M fbj”t jeef jb renitmvmty br spice-tmhe curves.. M gust jeef icceptijce! -hij, M”h aeenmjo stressef, M jeef i lijiji - ybu obt ijy lijijis2
6-?
B\IN
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(Obmjo tb t`e smfelbirf, punnmjo but i lujc` balijijis)
]ei`, hij - t`ese gust cihe mj - M wis objji omve t`eh tb C`ea FeVbnnmb abr arumt sinif...
(Vbsses t`eh tb @C)
@C
(Citc`mjo t`eh, `bnfmjo t`eh up)
Suc` i nbveny lujc`, sb nmttne tmhe...
(Orils bje, peens mt, obes tb exmt)
B\IN
@C - wimt!.. @C.. jblbfy ms ever obmjo tb iccept i hij fressef is i obrmnni!
@C
(Tiusmjo it t`e fbbr, eitmjo i lijiji)
_`y jbt2
B\IN
Leciuse pebpne nmke tb t`mjk.. t`ey kjbw i persbj...
@C
Sb.. nbse t`e obrmnni sumt2 - lut mt”s nmke weirmjo hy bnf Hirmje ujmabrh!
(@C piuses, snbwny winks bver tb t`e tilne, smtsfbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN) @C
Jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhins, `u`2
B\IN
Abroet mt...
6-0 (I piuse)
@C
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(Nbbkmjo up)
]bu kjbw, Brin.. sbhetmhes, mj t`e hmffne ba t`e jmo`t.. M wike up aeenmjo inn inbje.. jbhbt`er, jb ait`er.. jb nbvef bje.. jb bje tb cinn but tb... mt”s gust he.. M aeen M”ve leej s`btmjtb spice mj i lullne..ijf M”h nbbkmj lick it t`ms nmttne twmjkne ba i pnijet.. ijf jblbfy
kjbws M”h obje... ijf t`it scires he, Brin... ijf ybu kjbw w`it scires he hbre2..`ivmjo jb kmfs...
B\IN
Jb obrmnni sbj2
@C
Ijf jb nmttne fiuo`ter, Titty.. w`y ih M evej inmve, hij2 - t`e rice fbesj”t jeef he..M”ve cbjtrmlutef jbt`mjo.. jb hbjey, jb prbperty, jb @C trimts tb piss bj.. M”ve gust frujki nbt ba leer ijf `if i aew niuo`s.. sb, w`it ih M obbf abr2
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Sceje7 @C ms smttmjo it t`e tilne mj B\IN”s ipirthejt, s`bes ijf sbcks bj t`e bbr, `mslire aeet prbppef up bj t`e tilne , i pejcmn nmes bj t`e tilne mj arbjt ba t`eh. @e”spunnmjo bj `ms tbes. EJVE\ B\IN.
B\IN
@C.. w`it ire ybu fbmjo2
@C
Hikmjo armejfs wmt` hy tbes...
(@e pus`es t`e pejcmn irbujf wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bu”re armejfmjo ybur tbes2
@C
M t`mjk pebpne jeonect t`emr tbes...
(@e trmes pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes)
B\IN
]bur tbes ire inhbst pre`ejsmne...
@C
(Amjinny pmckmjo up t`e pejcmn wmt` `ms tbes, `e wives mt irbujf wmt` `ms
abbt)
3-9 SKEVC@ 3
IV \MSE7 @C smttmjo it t`e tilne, i cij ba leer mj `ms `ijf - t`ree ehptmes crus`ef mjarbjt ba `mh - `e ms nbbkmjo it t`e cemnmjo. EJVE\ B\IN.
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B\IN
@ey, luffy...
(Smts fbwj)
@C
@ey...
(B\IN piuses, nbbks bver it `mh)
B\IN
]bu fbmjo inn rmo`t2
(@C puts `ms `eif lick, t`ej nbbks bver it
B\IN)
@C
]bu `eirmjo ijyt`mjo2
B\IN
Gust ybu...
@C
Jbt he...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, nbbks it t`e cemnmjo)
B\IN
_`it ire ybu `eirmjo2
@C
\mjomjo...
3-<
B\IN
B`, M”ve `eirf ba t`it.. sbhet`mjo tb fb wmt` `eirmjo nbss...
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@C
Hy eirs ire je! - M”h i Hirmje!
B\IN
Mt”s cinnef tmjjmtus..
@C
_`it”s t`it2
B\IN
Nmke `ivmjo i tmj eir.. ybu kjbw..
(Hmhmcs puttmjo ij eir truhpet tb `ms `eif, ij
bnf hij”s vbmce)
E```, sbjjy..2
@C
Brin! - Hirmjes fb jbt `ive tmj eirs!.. M gust wms` t`ms rmjomjo wbunf ob iwiy...
B\IN
Vry jbt t`mjkmjo ilbut mt.. bt`er pebpne `eir rmjomjo ijf nmve wmt` mt.. w`y fbj”t ybu see ifbctbr2
@C
M fmf.. wejt tb see bnf Fbc Geeters.. cbst he aty lucks abr `mh tb tenn he w`it ybu simf7 gust nmve wmt` mt!... lut `e fmf omve he t`ms, tb try ijf lnbck t`e jbmse..
(Tunns but i fevmce t`it nbbks nmke ij M-Tbf, wmt`shinn eirp`bjes)
Mt pniys „spi‘ husmc, `e simf.. lut, M `ivej”t trmef mt...
(Tiuses)
_`it”s i spi2
3-3
B\IN
Mt”s i pnice w`ere ybu ob.. tb nme mj wirh witer..
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@C
B`.. nmke i lit`tul..
B\IN
Except t`ere ire bt`er pebpne wmt` ybu..
@C
]bu heij.. nmke c`mcks2 - `bw fb M oet tb i spi2
B\IN
Lbt` sexes ire mj t`ere wmt` ybu...
@C
V`it”s tbb Sij Arijcmscb abr he.. M”nn gust put up wmt` t`e rmjomjo...
(Tuts `ms `eif lick, cnbses `ms eyes, i piuse)
B\IN
]bu inn rmo`t, @C2
@C
(Tiuses, t`ej suffejny guhps up, `bnfmjo `ms
`eif mj `ms `ijfs)
Iuoo```! - M cij”t tike mt! - stbp mt, Brin, stbp mt! - b`, pneise, pneise, `enp he!
(B\IN ms arbzej - @C snbwny puts`ms `ijfs fbwj, nbbks
bver it B\IN)
Gust kmffmjo, hij.. lut mt sure fbes luo he...
B\IN
_`y fbj”t ybu try pniymjo t`e spi husmc2
3-6
(@C nbbks bver it `mh, snbwny puts t`eeir p`bjes mj `ms eirs, turjs bj t`e husmc -
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stirts winkmjo irbujf, nmstejmjo is `e nbbks itt`e cemnmjo, B\IN witc`mjo `mh - @Csuffejny stbps, puts `ms `ijfs tb `ms `eif)
@C
Iuooo````!
(\mps `eifp`bjes baa, t`rbws fevmce bj bbr)
M”nn tike t`e rmjomjo...
(Nbbks baa, i piuse)
B\IN
Sb jbt`mjo ense wmnn `enp2
@C
]ei`.. Fbc Geeters insb simf.. ness stress cij refuce t`e rmjomjo.. nbwer hy lnbbfpressure.. `e simf, hiyle M s`bunf frmjk ness incb`bn...
(Vurjs iwiy)
B\IN
Lut.. leer ms ybur nmae, @C!
@C
M kjbw, M kjbw.. lut hiyle M s`bunf ob fry abr iw`mne.. omve mt i try, ma mt”nn oet rmf ba t`msfihj rmjomjo..
(Sweeps t`e ehpty leer cijs bjtb t`e bbr)
M jeef tb c`ijoe hy nmae, Brin.. jb hbre rmppmjo bpej smx-picks ijf ouzznmjo! - jb hbreobmjo tb i lir, `bpmjo M”nn oet nucky! - M jeef tb lecbhe i jew hij, Brin - lut stmnn i reinhij, i Hirmje! - mt”s leej i nbjo tmhe cbhmjo, Brin - lut M jeef tb c`ijoe.. c`ijoe t`ebnf @C!
(EPMVS. NMO@VS FMH.)
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tilne, piuses, nbbks it t`e obit, nbbks irbujf, smts fbwj - B\IN ijf t`e obit stire iteveryt`mjo ijf ijyt`mjo ense mj t`e rbbh - i piuse, t`ey jinny nbbk it eic` bt`er.
B\IN
@ennb.
OBIV
@m.
B\IN
Fb M kjbw ybu2
OBIV
]es, ybu fb.
(I piuse)
B\IN
Ijf ybu wbunf le..2
OBIV
(Tiuses)
V`e @uhij Msbtbpe, ybur bnf `bheness luffy.. M”h mj cbstuhe...
B\IN
M cij see t`it..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
M”h obmjo tb i Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
B\IN
I cbjvejtmbj ba aurrmes.. ijf w`it ms i aurry2
6-< @UHIJ MSBVBTE
I jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhin...
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B\IN
Lut ybu”re jbt jikef...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Ujfer t`ms aur M ih...
B\IN
VHM.. ijf w`it fb ybu fb it t`ms cbjvejtmbj, wmt` t`e bt`er aurrmes2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Lirjyirf stuaa..
B\IN
Stuaa2
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
]bu kjbw, w`it lirjyirf ijmhins fb.. evej w`ej ybu”re witc`mjo...
B\IN
B`, stuaa! - sb ybu pimr up, ijf..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
_e try ijf pirtjer wmt` t`e hbst aurrmes pbssmlne..
B\IN
\einny..
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
.. mj t`e hbst pbssmlne wiys...
(V`e fbbr bpejs - EJVE\ i omijt ref rbbster -
mt winks bver tb t`e tilne ijf stijfs t`ere,nbbkmjo fbwj it t`eh - i piuse)
6-3
FENHB\E
(Vb t`e OBIV)
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@m, sjbbkuhs...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
Vbbkuhs!
B\IN
(Vb t`e C@MCKEJ)
Fenhbre2
FENHB\E
]ei`2
B\IN
]bu stmnn wbrkmjo but t`it c`mckej t`mjo2
FENHB\E
]ei`, yei` M ih.. M t`mjk M”h jinny oettmjo i `ijfne bj mt...
@UHIJ MSBVBTE
(\msmjo)
Cbhe bj, `bj - i lirjyirf expermejce iwimts us...
(Tuts but i `bba)
FENHB\E
M gust `bpe M oet nucky...
(Vikes t`e `bba mj `ms cniw - t`ey EPMV.B\IN piuses, nbbkmjo iater t`eh. EJVE\ @C
fressef mj i obrmnni sumt, w`mc`huaes `ms vbmce - @C nbbks irbujf)
6-6
@C
_`mc` wiy fmf t`ey ob, hij2
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B\IN
Ms t`ms t`e jew @C2 @C
Lut M”h jbt frmjkmjo!
B\IN
_`b ybu nbbkmjo abr2
@C
V`e aurrmes!
B\IN
V`ey wejt tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj...
@C
BK - M”h butti `ere!
(Stirts tb EPMV)
B\IN
_imt i hmjute, wimt i hmjute, @C - w`bi! - ybu ire jbt obmjo tb t`e Aurry Cbjvejtmbj!
@C
(Tiuses it fbbr)
_`y jbt2 B\IN
Leciuse t`ey ire jbt ybur pebpne...
@C
Lut t`ey”re lirjyirf ijmhins!
6-5
B\IN
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Ijf ybu”re i obrmnni! - arbh t`e wmnfs ba Iarmci! - mj aict, ybu”re i ouy fressef up is iobrmnni!
@C
Nbbk, hij - M”h i Hirmje - M jeef tb lbjf!
B\IN
@C.. smt fbwj...
(@C smts fbwj it t`e tilne)
Inn”s t`bse aurrmes wijt tb fb.. ms, ybu kjbw, lirjyirf stuaa...
@C
Stuaa2 Stuaa2 - M cbunf use sbhe lirjyirf stuaa!
B\IN
@C.. nmstej.. t`bse aurrmes ire jever obmjo tb iccept ybu...
@C
Lut, Brin, M”h i Hirmje - M `ive i fesperite jeef tb lenbjo!
B\IN
_enn, we inn jeef tb aeen we lenbjo, @C.. net”s hbve t`ms bj tb i `mo`er pnije.. net”s `ivesbhe mjtennmoejt fmscburse....
@C Fmscburse2 - wmt` ybu2 - M fbj”t t`mjk sb!
B\IN
Cbjversitmbj! - ybu kjbw, @C.. M `ive i secret aetms`, tbb...
@C
Aetms`2 - w`it”s i aetms`2
6-1
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M `ive i oreit jeef.. tb tink i obrmnni ilbut.. t`e t`ebry ba renitmvmty...
@C
(Tiuses)
_`it2
B\IN
Everyt`mjo ms cbjstijtny hbvmjo mj renitmbj tb everyt`mjo ense!
@C
Bkiy...
B\IN
Ijf t`ere ms jb up! - jb fbwj! - ijf everyt`mjo - ms bjny renitmve.. tb mtsena!
@C
Bkiy, bkiy..
B\IN
.. ijf is t`e ejtmre spice-tmhe cbjtmjuuh curves mj bj mtsena.. we untmhiteny ejf up lickw`ere we stirtef - it t`e very leomjjmjo.. ba tmhe!!
@C
(Tiuses)
Sb.. w`ere ms t`it Aurry Cbjvejtmbj2
Y\IN
]bu”re jbt obmjo!
@C
(\msmjo)
Nbbk, hij.. M fbj”t jeef jb renitmvmty br spice-tmhe curves.. M gust jeef icceptijce! -hij, M”h aeenmjo stressef, M jeef i lijiji - ybu obt ijy lijijis2
6-?
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(Obmjo tb t`e smfelbirf, punnmjo but i lujc` balijijis)
]ei`, hij - t`ese gust cihe mj - M wis objji omve t`eh tb C`ea FeVbnnmb abr arumt sinif...
(Vbsses t`eh tb @C)
@C
(Citc`mjo t`eh, `bnfmjo t`eh up)
Suc` i nbveny lujc`, sb nmttne tmhe...
(Orils bje, peens mt, obes tb exmt)
B\IN
@C - wimt!.. @C.. jblbfy ms ever obmjo tb iccept i hij fressef is i obrmnni!
@C
(Tiusmjo it t`e fbbr, eitmjo i lijiji)
_`y jbt2
B\IN
Leciuse pebpne nmke tb t`mjk.. t`ey kjbw i persbj...
@C
Sb.. nbse t`e obrmnni sumt2 - lut mt”s nmke weirmjo hy bnf Hirmje ujmabrh!
(@C piuses, snbwny winks bver tb t`e tilne, smtsfbwj, nbbks bver it B\IN) @C
Jikef aurry lirjyirf ijmhins, `u`2
B\IN
Abroet mt...
6-0 (I piuse)
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(Nbbkmjo up)
]bu kjbw, Brin.. sbhetmhes, mj t`e hmffne ba t`e jmo`t.. M wike up aeenmjo inn inbje.. jbhbt`er, jb ait`er.. jb nbvef bje.. jb bje tb cinn but tb... mt”s gust he.. M aeen M”ve leej s`btmjtb spice mj i lullne..ijf M”h nbbkmj lick it t`ms nmttne twmjkne ba i pnijet.. ijf jblbfy
kjbws M”h obje... ijf t`it scires he, Brin... ijf ybu kjbw w`it scires he hbre2..`ivmjo jb kmfs...
B\IN
Jb obrmnni sbj2
@C
Ijf jb nmttne fiuo`ter, Titty.. w`y ih M evej inmve, hij2 - t`e rice fbesj”t jeef he..M”ve cbjtrmlutef jbt`mjo.. jb hbjey, jb prbperty, jb @C trimts tb piss bj.. M”ve gust frujki nbt ba leer ijf `if i aew niuo`s.. sb, w`it ih M obbf abr2
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