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Ye olde vocabulary quest

In ye olde village, a knight (Rather Dashing) is awoken by a pandemonium outside.

Choose Wisely...The knight goes outside to investigate…

The knight sleeps in…

Wrong!!!!!!!!!The knight goes to sleep and never wakes up.

The knight sees a dragon flying off into the distance with the village whore, and the village is in flames. This incites the knight to…

Choose Wisely...The knight stays and tries to save the village…

The knight goes after the dragon …

Wrong!!!!!!!!!The knight burns with the village…

On the way to vanquish the dragon, the knight runs into an angry dwarf…

Choose Wisely...The knight knocks him out, with his hugesword…

The knight asks him to keep his composure …

Wrong!!!!!!!!!He just gets angrier and eats the knight…

After knocking the dwarf out, the knight finds 2 objects inside the unconscious dwarf’s pocket…

Choose Wisely...The knight in his alacrity, takes the pick axe…

The knight, very indolent, takes the notebook…

Ye olde knight sees the castle door, and tries to push, but he is inert…

Choose Wisely...The knight gives up, and goes back home…

The knight takes a rocket launcher and shoots…

Wrong!!!!!!!!!He blows himself up… dumbass

As ye olde knight goes back home, he runs into a wizard…

Choose Wisely...The impetuous knight beats the crap out of the wizard and steals his magical staff…

The knight compliments his white beard…

Wrong!!!!!!!!!The wizard takes it as a sexual advance and zaps the knight…

He uses the magic staff to teleport inside the dragon’s castle. There was much serenity until an ogre attacks…

Choose Wisely...Ye olde knight punches the ogre IN THE

FACE…

Ye olde knight eats a..(really Seba? A banana? Ok, a banana it is) banana…

Wrong!!!!!!!!!He’s pretty stupid for punching an ogre in the face. He gets his nose bitten off.

The ogre slips on the banana peel, and breaks his neck. The knight goes down a corridor, and enters a cave, and sees the imperturbable dragon sleeping with the village whore under his claws…

Choose Wisely...Ye olde knight tries to take the village whore from under the dragon’s claw…

Ye olde knight tries to kill the dragon in his sleep.

Wrong!!!!!!!!!The dragon wakes up and burns the knight.

As the knight walks away with the village whore, a stalactite falls upon the dragon’s head, and wakes him up. The dragon chases the two, and the floor underneath him begins to crack…

Choose Wisely...[If you chose the notebook click this one][If you chose the pickaxe click this one]

Wrong!!!!!!!!!Seriously? Who takes a notebook over a pickaxe. Nerd.

The knight uses the pickaxe to break the floor and the dragon falls underneath and gets impaled by stalagmites.

The knight and the village whore ride off into the sunset. When he looks at her face he, ennui, throws her off the horse.