INT. PERI’S HOUSE Peri:

You done sipping, your highness?

Rookie:(Finishes drinking) Uh huh, take it away.

Peri:Gladly. Well then…

EXT. STREETS OF DUBAI – DAY AND NIGHT

(TITLE SEQUENCE BEGINS)

Peri (NON DIEGETIC):Charles “Chaplin” Trump, he’s a man of few words, well none really. Lets just say he gave his high school English teacher

a reason to plant one on his throat.

Tiny Tyrone. Always wanted to be Kanye West. He’s taken only 2 music lessons, and I’ve never seen the hip-hop industry reject

someone so quickly.

Louis “Liu Kang”. Bruce Lee’s number one fan. Louis grew up watching one channel that only showed reruns of Bruce lee’s

films. He claims he is Bruce lee’s reincarnate.

(TITLE SEQUENCE ENDS)

INT. PERI’S HOUSERookie:

Sounds like quite the lineup. But tell me why do they call you Peri Peri?

Peri:People say I have a short temper… I think they’re

exaggerating. Word on the street is you’re quite the rebel.

Rookie: Oh yeah? (Leans back) Well think what you want.

Peri: Do you know what trust means? (Leans forward)

Peri’s Mum: PERIIIIIIIII! (Shouting from other room/ out of frame)

Peri: Mum! I’m the middle of doing something, turn off the lights!

(Shouting)

Peri’s Mum: …Okay.

Peri: By definition it is the “firm belief in the reliability of someone or something” You can’t spell trust without us, take

out “us” and what do you spell?

Rookie: Trt? Trt? (Thinking out loud)

Peri: It spells bullsh*t (Sigh). You rolling with the big boys

tomorrow.