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San Diego Comic-Con 2012 Report - Part 1

Ah Comic-Con. Site of one of the largest nerd migration sites in the world and certainly thelargest that I know of in North America. Simultaneously awesome and dreadful to behold.

Under normal circumstances, for an extremely large convention with a lot of things I likely wantto go see, I try to purchase a ticket. Between the change in how next year's tickets could bepurchased at last year's con and the crashing servers as everyone in the known universeattempted to register for tickets when they went on sale online, I didn't actually get a generalfour day pass. Instead, I managed to make it onto the volunteer list. Since stuffing bags, makingsure the freebie tables were full of the appropriate stuff and holding up “the end of the line forRoom 5AB is here” signs for a three hour shift in order to get a complimentary pass isn't thatbad, I can't say I was initially upset by that turn of events. I was even more thrilled when I foundout one of my friends was accepted as a volunteer too.

I have to say that my volunteering experience was something of a mixed bag. On the one hand,I liked most of the people I worked with on my volunteer shift and the work asked of me wasn'tthat hard (even on Friday when I was laced into my steampunk gear and folding big bags forthree hours). On the other hand, the pre-convention shifts were not scheduled or run the sameway as those during the convention. Getting new shifts involved an hour long wait the daybefore, the way one scheduled free days if one worked one of the pre-con shifts changed fromday to day, every time I asked a question about anything it seemed I would get three differentanswers from three different people, they changed how many free days one got for workingComic-Con preview night without notifying the volunteers, and to top it all off, the staff hadmanaged to lose all proof that two shifts had worked the pre-con set up.

I understand that many people would think of these irritants as minor and volunteer anyway, butas I was one of the people who worked one of those lost set up shifts, it was annoying having to

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re-explain what had happened every time I wanted to claim one of the free days I was owed.The miscommunication regarding the preview night actually worked to my benefit (resulting inan extra free day), but I can't help but wish that there was some way of magically sending amessage clarifying such things to the volunteers involved all at once... Oh wait. Email exists. Sodo database search functions. SIGH.

So, on to better and more amusing things, because none of that mess actually “wrecked”Comic-Con for me.

Now there might be some of you going, “It can't possibly be as crowded as everyone says it is.”That is correct. It isn't as crowded as everyone says it is. It is in fact quite a bit worse. I am not alarge person, but navigating through the interior crush of people requires some skill in dodgingand a certain knack for reading the moving gaps between people. In the television and moviestudio areas of the exhibitor's floor, that actually becomes extremely difficult. Then it's time totest out any strategies you have for navigating powerful ocean currents or swimming in somekind of viscous goo.

Once on the exhibition floor, one is assured of being distracted within thirty seconds assomeone in a neat costume goes by, an interesting book catches the eye, something cool andfree is handed out, or there's some shiny artwork hanging somewhere and you have to take acloser look at.

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Every Comic-Con seems to have its cosplay theme and this year was all about Avatar: TheLegend of Korra, Adventure Time, and the Marvel Avengers (yes, I do need to differentiatebetween the comic books and the inimitable duo of Steed and Peel because I am a nerd).Subgroups were whichever of the Adventure Time characters wears the white bunny or kittyhood (I've never seen the show), Korra (the blue outfit is easy to spot) and for the Avengers,Hawkeye and Loki were the most recognizable because there were so many ladies cosplayingthem. It says something about how many decently characterized action adventure heroinesthere are (and how badly these mainstream studios are understanding who their audiencesare). Actually regarding Loki, it does make sense that he would be so embraced by fangirlsbecause the scriptwriters conveniently forgot his character motivation and any fangirl knowswhat to do when that happens: make something up that sounds good.

Anyway, because it would take far too long for me to explain in detail everything that happenedin the exhibitor hall (and I missed a lot of it) I ended up writing a list of things seen at theconvention. Part two of this Comic-Con report will detail out the panels that I attended (and tookcopious notes on).

Things I saw/did at Comic-Con

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- The crush of humanity. Always inconveniently located between where I was and where Iwanted to go.

- An item of clothing made from convention bags. Actually, there weren't as many this timearound as there had been years previous, but that might have been because the most covetedfreebie big bags featured The Hobbit or Pacific Rim or Arrow.

- Ensemble cosplayers.

- Frustratingly long line. I didn't even think about attempting the lines for Ballroom 20 and HallH because waiting in line all day (and possibly all night) held no interest for me where therewere other things on hand.

- Awesome costume from a TV show/comic/book/movie I've never heard of. Or in my case,a performer who plays with Tesla coils in a Faraday suit.

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- Free books. The number of checks I have after this one is a matter of mild embarrassmentand delighted glee. Fortunately, I also like to share the bounty.

- Person who needs a shower. In this case it was one of the Society of Creative Anachronismspeople who came down to the exhibitor hall in full armor that he'd been sweating in after beatingsome of his fellows with mildly padded weaponry. I wished there were some ninjas to drop fromthe ceiling and attack him with soap and water.

- Walking in any direction and getting distracted. “I have to get to that panel li... oohSHINY!”

- Sitting through a panel you aren't interested in, in order to see one that has moreappeal. Some are better at that than others. Like those camping Hall H and Ballroom 20.

- Cool people in line. My favorites were the lines for book signings because we all had a loveof books in common at the very least, but everyone was really nice about saving my spot (withinreason). The best one was the line for John Scalzi as he signed Old Man's War. Paul and Stormsang the George R. R. Martin song while we waited. No really.

- Timekeeper desperately trying to stop a panel Alas this happened during a panel Iwished would end. I'm glad someone else in the room agreed with me.

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- Find Waldo and/or Carmen Sandiego. I found Waldo waiting at the crosswalk and Carmenwas on the trolley but I didn't have a warrant.

- A moment of “in any other venue that cosplayer would have been arrested for indecentexposure.”

- “Oh god, MAKE ME UNSEE IT.” There is always something.

- Stormtroopers.

- Ghostbusters.

- The Scarf. Just ask anyone who enjoys Doctor Who. The fourth Doctor's 20 foot long multi-striped scarf is one the more recognizable costume icons in science fiction. There is alwayssomeone wearing one at Comic-Con. I pride myself on being a little more subtle and practical. Iwore my seal of Rassilon sweater instead.

- Knitted Jayne Hat. Lots of them. Since they are easy to make and don't take umpteendifferent colors of yarn or a ton of patience (it's a weekend project), they have proliferated likelittle woolly bunnies. Which is good because the convention center's air conditioning was turnedto the “Antarctic Winter” setting in some places.

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- [insert technology here]-punk. Because creative themed costuming is cool.

- Panel with no women and/or minorities on it. There will be more on this later when I gothrough all the panels I went to. And this year I went to a lot of panels.

- Gifts for other people. Well, I tend to go to Comic-Con with a substantial shopping list. Thatand my parents won't let me in their house without Terry Moore's latest graphic novel.

- Yarn bombed walkway light. Because every day should have a little bit of yarn coveredwhimsy to it.

- Long conversation with someone in authority in order to get something for free. Myvolunteering mishaps count but any time something said “ARC copy: not for sale” it was wortha shot.

- “Is that what you look like?” Happens especially when meeting authors, artists and audiopodcasters.

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- Adorable kid in costume. Kids are truly the best cosplayers, no matter how awful thecostume would be on anyone else.

My next installment will cover the panels, where there was singing, trivia, a look at whatgeekdom was and where it should be going, and lots of dirty jokes.

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