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Sඎඇൽൺඒ Mൺඌඌ Sർൾൽඎඅൾ Saturday: 5:00pm 6:30pm (En Español) Sunday: 8:00am 9:00am 10:30am 12:00pm (En Español) 1:30pm 6:00pm Wൾൾൽൺඒ Mൺඌඌ Sർൾൽඎඅൾ 9:00am; 12:00pm Wednesday -7:00 PM English Thursday- 7:00 PM Spanish Sൺඍඎඋൽൺඒ Mൺඌඌ Sർൾൽඎඅൾ 9:00am; 12:00pm (En Español) Sൺർඋൺආൾඇඍ ඈൿ Pൾඇൺඇർൾ—Cඈඇൿൾඌඌංඈඇඌ Saturday: From 4:00-4:45pm or any time by appointment—please call the Rectory. Clergy Rev. Patrick J West, Pastor ext.102 Rev. Ambiorix D. Osorio Rev. Elvin Torres Dൾൺർඈඇ Deacon Stephen T. Damato Oൿൿංർൾ ඈൿ Fൺංඍ Fඈඋආൺඍංඈඇ Rebecca Newman-Mahoney, Director 39-66 58th Street Phone: (718) 899-3341 ext.210 Sൺർඋൾൽ Mඎඌංർ Mඇංඌඍඋඒ Dr. Ohsung Bryan Kwon Youth Minister Christina L. Peñaloza (718) 396-3436 Sൺංඇඍ Sൾൻൺඌඍංൺඇ Cൺඍඈඅංർ Aർൺൽൾආඒ Mrs. Michelle Picarello, Principal 39-76 58th Street Woodside, New York 11377 Phone: (718) 429-1982 www.stsebastianacademy.org www.saintsebastianwoodside.org facebook.com/stsebastianwoodside YouTube: St. Sebastian Woodside Saint Sebastian R.C. Church Church: 58-02 Roosevelt Avenue Woodside, NY 11377 Rectory: 39-63 57th Street Woodside, New York 11377 Phone: (718) 429-4442 Fax: (718) 429-7581

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Page 1: Saint Sebastian R.C. ChurchPor favor complete un sobre de compromiso en las puertas de la iglesia. ‐$184,200.00 - $150.000.00 - $100,000.00 -$58,531.93 Misa en Español Jueves -

 

S M S Saturday: 5:00pm 6:30pm (En Español) Sunday: 8:00am 9:00am 10:30am 12:00pm (En Español) 1:30pm 6:00pm W M S 9:00am; 12:00pm Wednesday -7:00 PM English Thursday- 7:00 PM Spanish S M S 9:00am; 12:00pm (En Español)

S P —C Saturday: From 4:00-4:45pm or any time by appointment—please call the Rectory.

Clergy Rev. Patrick J West, Pastor ext.102

Rev. Ambiorix D. Osorio Rev. Elvin Torres

D

Deacon Stephen T. Damato

O F F Rebecca Newman-Mahoney, Director

39-66 58th Street Phone: (718) 899-3341 ext.210

S M M Dr. Ohsung Bryan Kwon

Youth Minister

Christina L. Peñaloza (718) 396-3436

S S C A Mrs. Michelle Picarello, Principal

39-76 58th Street Woodside, New York 11377

Phone: (718) 429-1982 www.stsebastianacademy.org

www.saintsebastianwoodside.org facebook.com/stsebastianwoodside YouTube: St. Sebastian Woodside

Saint Sebastian R.C. Church Church: 58-02 Roosevelt Avenue

Woodside, NY 11377 Rectory: 39-63 57th Street

Woodside, New York 11377

Phone: (718) 429-4442

Fax: (718) 429-7581

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CHURCH OF SAINT SEBASTIAN, WOODSIDE AUGUST 29, 2021

The candles at the altar this week have been donated in memory of

Jovita Cailles (Death Anniversary) Requested by Josie Corales

The bread and wine used at the Masses this week has been donated in memory of

Edward Flynn (Ireland) Requested by Liam Flynn

The Flowers at the altar this week have been Dr. Benedetto Caruso

Requested by Concetta Caruso

Mely Gole Dr. Maximo Ramos Jr. Tommie Henry Nestor Baticulon Mary Mooney Simplicio Atienzza Perdo Domingo Yolanda Romero Mary McAuliffe Jackie O’Brien Daniel Zimmerman

The names of the sick will remain in the bulletin for three weeks.

Please pray for the faithful departed. May they rest in the peace of the Lord

Peter McDonnell

Mary Flynn Edward Flynn

Most Rev. Guy Sansaricq Leonor Eseque Virginia Sanchez

The Altar Guild Please consider making a donation to the altar Guild as a memorial

for your loved ones. Donations for the memorials are listed below.

Bread and Wine used at Mass during the week: $25.00

The Candles burning at the Altar during the week: $25.00

The Flowers adorning the Altar: $50.00

The Sanctuary Lamp burning at the Altar: $25.00

El gremio del altar Considere hacer una donación al gremio del altar como un memorial para sus seres queridos. Las donaciones para los memoriales se enu-meran a continuación. Misa de pan y vino usados durante la semana: $ 25.00 Las velas encendidas en el Altar en la semana: $ 25.00 Las Flores que adoran el Altar: $ 50.00 Lámpara del Santuario encendida en el Altar: $ 25.00

Monday August 30, 2021 7:00am Shelley Woodburn (L) 9:00am Jean Donnelly (L) 12:00pm Frank & Ann Williams (D) Tuesday August 31, 2021 7:00am Ramona Haya Labayandoy (D) 9:00am Soonja Han (D) 12:00pm Terence McGarvey, Sr (D)

Wednesday September 1, 2021 7:00am Catholic War Veterans+ Auxiliary 9:00am Patrick Margaret & Agnes Reilly (D) Ainsley Adams (D) Chito Canlas (D) Debbie Salamone & Kay Finnegan (D) Christopher Boles (D) 12:00pm Luisita Santos Daiz (D) 7:00pm English Mass Thursday September 2, 2021 7:00am Jose I. Sabal, Jr. (L) 9:00am Nora Ramos (D)- 7 year death anniversary 12:00 pm Kathleen Donnelly (D) 7:00pm(Spa) Por sanacion y liberacion Jose Ordonez (L) Friday September 3, 2021 7:00am Luz Tinio (D) 9:00am Fr. Paul Kang (D) 12:00pm Iran Mosleh Naghavi (D) Saturday September 4, 2021 9:00am Purgatorial Society 12pm (Spa) Aaron Diza Dominguez (D) Charles Scott (D) Kevin & Bryan Chabla (L) Por la Salud 5:00pm Luz Tinio (D) 6:30pm(Spa) Ignacia Ojeda (D) Sunday September 5, 2021 8:00am Giuseppe Caruso (D) 9:00am Martono Jo (D) 10:30am St. Sebastian Rosary Society 12pm (Spa) Marta Picharo (D) 1:30pm Ramon Arroyave (D) 6:00pm Eusebio, Ignacio & Amelia Calilung (D)

The Sanctuary Lamp burning at the altar this week

is in memory of Milagros Zipagan

Requested by Belinda & Ernesto Sebastian

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‐$184,200.00

- $150.000.00

- $100,000.00

-$50,000.00

CAMPANA ANUAL CATÓLICO 2021 Parish Goal—$183,200.00

Pledges Received - $ 146,511.18

Meta parroquial: $ 183,200.00

Promesas recibidas: $ 146,511.18

Please fill out a pledge envelope at the doors of the church.

Por favor complete un sobre de compromiso en las puertas de la iglesia.

MARY’S MEALS With last weeks hurricane many people were not able to make a donation to Mary’s meals. Below is the description of the work of Mary’s Meals. You can still contribute to their work by placing a donation in the Mission Cooperative en-velope or a plain envelope with Mary’s Meals written on it.

Mary’s Meals’ vision is that every child receive a daily meal in their place of education. Mary’s Meals works in some of the world’s poorest communities, providing meals to children in their schools. In this way, Mary’s Meals meets chil-dren’s immediate need for food and basic nourishment, while at the same time enabling more children to attend school and to receive a basic education that can be a means out of a terrible cycle of debilitating poverty. We began by provid-ing 200 children school meals in Malawi in 2002, and today we are thankful to say that more than 1.8 million children eat Mary’s Meals each school day in 19 countries in the developing world.

More information about Mary’s Meals can be found at www.marysmealsusa.org, or please contact MMUSA church representative Rob Turner at [email protected] or 1-800-385-4983 ext. 2

ST. SEBASTIAN’S BLOOD DRIVE

We need your blood. Please donate and have a chance to win a gift cad for Donovan’s Pub.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

9am– 3pm

39-60 57th Street, Woodside, NY 11377

Eligibility Criteria:

Bring ID with signature or

Minimum weight 110 lbs.

Eat well (low fat) & drink fluids

No tattoos for the past 12 months

Age 16-75 (16 year olds must have parental permission. Age 76 and over need a doctor’s note.

You must wear a mask.

EMERGENCY COLLECTION FOR THE PEOPLE OF HAITI - SEPT. 5

The people of Haiti have been hit be an earthquake and a hurricane. As we offer our prayers for them we will also take a special collection to be forwarded to Catholic Relief Services to aid in their recov-ery. Please use the Sept. 5 Capital Improvements envelope for your contribution for Haiti.

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SANTO NINO DEVOTION GROUP

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Religious Education Registration OPEN - Register NOW!  

Complete the Google form. Use QR code 2021-2022 Religious Education In-Person classes Classes start September 19, 2021 First Holy Communion—Sunday 8 am Confirmation—Wednesday 6 pm Fee: $75.00 Each Student Cash—Bring to the Office or Zelle Payments Accepted: Zelle Email: [email protected] $75.00 Each Student https://forms.gle/7ND89KAFQ6MswPHH7 Complete form & come to the office Monday - Thursday 5-7 pm Sunday 9 am—11 am

Las Insripciones para las clases de For-mation de la Fe

 

Complete este forumlario de Google. Código 2021-2022 Educacion Religiosa Clases Presenciales Las Clases empiezan el 19 de Sept, 2021 Primera Comunion—Domingo 8 am Confirmacion—Miercoles 6 pm $75.00 por cada estudiante registrado Efectivo: llévelo a la oficina o Aceptamos pagos por “Zelle” use el siguiente correo para pagos [email protected] https://forms.gle/7ND89KAFQ6MswPHH7 Complete la forma y venga a la oficina Domingo 9 am—11 am

SIGN UP TODAY FORMED.ORG - Our parish has a subscription to a dynamic online platform called FORMED. Every parishioner has 24/7 access to the best Catholic content on any device, including your com-puter, smartphone and tablet with internet access. With FORMED you’ll find video programs that explain the Catholic faith, receive Bible studies on a variety of topics and includes inspiring audio talks.

Signing-up for FORMED is EASY. (These instructions apply to St. Sebastian parishioners only.) It’s free under our parish subscription. In brief:

1. Go to http://signup.formed.org

2. “Find your Parish or Organization” Enter 11377

3. A list of matches for 11377 appear, select “St. Sebas-tian”

4. Confirm “St. Sebastian” as your selection

5. Enter your name and email address. This is only used to tell you what’s new or what matches your interests on FORMED.

6. A link is sent to your email address and with that link you have verified you are signed-up for FORMED.

INSCRIBASE HOY FORMED.ORG Estamos muy contentos de anunciar que nuestra parroquia se ha suscrito a una nueva plataforma en línea dinámica llamada FORMED. Cada feligrés tendrá acceso 24/7 a los mejores contenidos católica en cualquier dispositivo, incluyendo su Computadora, Smartphone y Tableta con acceso a internet. Con FORMED encontrarás programas de vídeo que explican la fe católica, explorar el significado más profundo del matri-monio, recibir estudios bíblicos sobre una variedad de temas e incluyendo conversaciones de audio. Registrarse en FOR-MED es FÁCIL. (Estas instrucciones se aplican únicamente a los feligreses de San Sebastián). Es gratis bajo nuestra sus-cripción parroquial. En breve: Vaya a http://signup.formed.org

“Encuentre su parroquia” Ingrese 11377

Aparecerá una lista de coincidencias para 11377, seleccione “St. Sebastian ” Confirme “St. Sebastián ”como tu selec-ción”. Ingrese su nombre y dirección de correo electrónico. Esto solo se usa para decirle qué hay de nuevo o qué coincide con sus intereses en FORMED.

Se envía un enlace a su dirección de correo electrónico y con ese enlace ha verificado que está registrado en FORMED.

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Grupo de Oracion Miercoles - 7 PM

El Grupo de Oracion Caris-matico se reune los Miercoles a las 7pm en la capilla de la iglesia. Los esperamos para

orar juntos.

COMIDAS DE MARÍA Con el huracán de la última semana, muchas personas no pudieron hacer una donación para las comidas de Mary. A continuación se muestra la descripción del trabajo de Mary’s Meals. Aún puede contribuir a su trabajo colocando una donación en el sobre de Mission Cooperative o en un sobre simple con Mary’s Meals escrito en él.

La visión de Mary’s Meals es que cada niño reciba una comida diaria en su lugar de educación. Mary’s Meals trabaja en algunas de las comunidades más pobres del mundo, proporcionando comidas a los niños en sus escuelas. De esta manera, Mary’s Meals satisface la necesidad inmediata de alimentos y nutrición básica de los niños, al mismo tiempo que permite que más niños asistan a la escuela y reciban una educa-ción básica que puede ser un medio para salir de un ciclo terrible de pobreza debilitante. Comenzamos proporcionando comidas escolares a 200 niños en Malawi en 2002, y hoy estamos agradecidos de decir que más de 1.8 millones de niños comen Mary’s Meals cada día escolar en 19 países del mundo en desa-rrollo.

Puede encontrar más información sobre Mary’s Meals en www.marysmealsusa.org, o comuníquese con el representante de la iglesia de MMUSA, Rob Turner, en [email protected] o al 1-800-385-4983 ext. 2

COLECCIÓN DE EMERGENCIA PARA EL PUEBLO DE HAITÍ - SEPT. 5

El pueblo de Haití se ha visto afectado por un terremoto y un huracán. Al ofrecer nuestras ora-ciones por ellos, también llevaremos una colecta especial que será enviada a Catholic Relief Ser-vices para ayudar en su recuperación. Utilice el sobre de Mejoras de capital del 5 de septiembre

para su contribución a Haití.

Regis High School of Manhattan Queen Virtual Admissions Information Night

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

7:00pm-8:00pm

To register contact Eric Di Michele, Director of Admissions

212-288-1100, Ext 2057; [email protected]

&

Open House to occur on

Monday, October 11, 2021

1:00pm– 4:00pm

55 East 84th Street, NY 10028

Altar Servers We will begin assigning altar servers to serve at the different Sunday Masses. An Altar Server Schedule will be made avail-able to you each month by email. If you have not already done so, current and re-turning altar servers are asked to call the rectory and provide their email address to Fr. Ambi so that you can receive your Mass Schedule. You can also send an email to Fr. Ambi with your email ad-dress, parent’s name, and the name of the altar server

Fr. Ambi email:

[email protected]

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