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THE BORN LOSERr ~Glf>.,DYS, THAT OOE.S IT! WE:. VE.
FINN.LY ~VEJ) UP moue,/-{MONE:.Y TO BUY I Wl-\~T
WE: 5Tf'..R.IE.D
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by Art Sansom
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by Art Sansom
NOT/-{ING! YOO
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1-\('( FOp, MAY rI-\P-,VE FIVE. e~n:')~
HAUAH THE HORRlBl"::
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By Chris Browne
... WHY CAN'T H~ 6HOP WrfH ~ I::; WIFeI.-ON~g12 IriAN 16 MINUie.6 't
MISTER BOFFO by Joe Maztin
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By Mort Walker
WE'RE GOINGTHREE DUST CLOUP5
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I'VE OCE.N~TI NG IN OCD \.JElL, mE.:RE'~ YOJR.. PROei£M!
FO~sevEN t»-.Y5me> t ~T\LL ! Dt~'T you KNOW"ffit\T ~€N
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THE BORN LOSER
THORNAPPLE!I!\
rHE BORN LOSERP'
1 JJ~T CAA'T 5j.{t\~E.m\~ e1JG,~.~TOtU. ...
BEETLE BAILEY
OUR 5PEEDOMETE~IS 8ROI<EN. 1-40WFAST DO YOU THIN/<WE'RE GOI NG,BEETLc~
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WIZARDOFID
~ATWA~THe ~eATe7T~UMMATroNyoU ~V~~
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WIZARD OF 10
By Brant parkerand Johnny Hin
By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
BEETLE BAILEY
WE'RE HAVING AMEETING, CAROL,AND I NEED TWODOZEN 170ueHNUT6
BEETLE BAILEY
6TRANGf,r'M JU~T
NOTHUNGRYTODAY
~A! HA~ ANPHOW MANY FOR
THE OTHERPEOPLE~
BE6IDE5, J: DON'TLIKE ANY OF THI6
6TUFF
By Mort Walker
ANOTHER 170ZENWOULD DO IT
By Mort Walker
). 50 JU5T GIVE ME Il-I"iONe HELPING OF
J EVERYTHINGIiIJIJ;IQ
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WIZARD OF 10
-mE vlsm NC1
f'A'NT~ft- /S,
M£fC.G AG1A / N ,..
lMty DON'T
tbu POS~ foRA f'OHRtlITi
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By Brant Parker and Johnny Han
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HOL.-r/,NrfJ IN
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WIZARD OF 10
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------------_ .. --By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
BV Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
... IM DOINb THeWO({ ~ OF TWO M B"N
Aft..oUNC7 He~e!
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by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds-
BUr IF ~ W'T au? ~-IAEGI'~'T BY :30 PO~'T~ AF'TER
. ~/D BEA'TElJ OUR FIR~'T-WEa:ClF'POtJE»'TBY 60 PO~'T~ AtJD 'T~
POlL~'TER~ GIVE lJI;. ~IX FE'WE'RFR~'T -PLACE' VO'Te::~. . . .
P"CANUTS by Cheri •• M. SChulz
/2-ZZ
AND TJ.lEN,RIG~T AHE~
SCI100L TODAIf,
OUR CLASS /5GOING TO ROA5TWIENER5 ANDMARSHMALLOWS ..
EEKANDMEEK
1M REALLY AGAlt\lsr 11-\15
CASltvO GAMBUOO e,(Ll ~srA~ IS PRQPoSIf\)G...
TH~ CCDS H<,£Th.t) 10 OU6.IT's GO/U3'ID
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By Pet Bl'lldy
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FOII.'ld 01 FORWORSEby Lynn Johnston
FOX 1IOT by Bill Amend
MOM, DAD, WOULD IT BEOle FoR ME To GET ANADVANcE oN MY ALLOWANCE:'
I
FOX 1IOT by Bill Amend
AN'!SUGGESTioNS?
\
RIGHT. THAT'S 52 WEEkS WITH
....J 'You AS HER BoYFRIEND •••52 WEEkS WITH 'You
AS A PIVoTAL PlAYER INHER LIFE ••• 52 WEEI<S WITH YoUAS THE CENTER oF HER EMd1'IoNAL
UNIVERS~. Cll;.
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LET'S SEE••
'You'VEBEEN
DATING foRONE YEAR,
RIGHT:'
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PAIGE, ,",ELf ME ouT. ICAN'T DECIDE WHAT ToGET DENISE FoR ouRANNIVERSAR'f.\
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THE BORN LOSER
~ 7rnoRNAPPl£, YOU'vE.~ IT ~utYOU!<FIC:JJ~ ~ roc RAMl~Z
KCOJ~T WE wr<a~!
by Art StInaom
r~\ ..mT~~T KaJf1\L(.H
(t\~€X (W~T!
By Brant Parker and Johnny Han
by Art StInaompo 'O:l po ~
C:OYOUREALIZE nus I~ nEFiFTH ~K.~ l~ FRIC»--Y?Dl\Y IN '" ~ YOJ'Vf.. EDILHED ~
~INGUP?WaL, tWAAT 00 YOO AAI£ 10 1Y-..Y~ '1OU~! Ii
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--- ---------------------By Brant Parker and Johnny H.rt
THE BORN LOSERyo ~
(11\ (.()t.(£R~t> ABOUTTH€~R1T'( (Jr M.Y1~~MEN5DUE.Tn m£·DEC.L.ININ~VN.J£
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SHOE by Jeff MacNelly
CH..CHIEF, I Tl\INK 't'OO~WORRYINU N£E.[X£~LY ...
by Art =:iIanaom
THE: U6T I H£ARD IT W~
STIU- WORrH 100 c.err5
50 TJ.IE WINOOlL1.
FAC.TOR WILL MAKE IT FEEL
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----------------CALVIN AND II088ES by Bill Watterson
MOM SOI'tS IF I STI\'< UP I-\£REf=OR T'flCl \-looR'S. nlREE DA't5 to. W£E~.t \X:)~T "PONE 10 T~KE. AtII'(
LE'S50~C;. IHIS S\lMM~R.
CARL SA6AN SAYS TI-IERE ARE AHUNDRED 61LLlON STARS IN OUR6ALAXV,AND TIlERE ARE A~UNDREDBilliON GALAXIES,AND EAC~ 6ALAX'r' CONTAINSA ~UNDREDBILLIONSTARS ~SORT OF PUTS THIN65 IN
PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T ITC~ARLJE BROWN?
CURTIS by Ray Billingsley
HOW MANY 11ME17 DO
1. HA"e 'to 1ELL '(OU,C\l~'t\~'l
ONEDA,( 'fOu'~eGOING 'to COM&.10 Me ctUwlL.INGON 'fOUlt HAN~AND".!
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THE BORN LOSERr ~
WI~I-\ ME; HN'PY Bli~{"J.~D,A..V/C.KILD•.•
nus I~M.,ySlm'~DBIR'ffiO,A..V!
BLONDIE
by Art Sanaomr'
N.L MYetmD~Y5 ~rTWENT'{·fOORHOO~
by Young and Drake
Ii WAS so GOOD. I I-IAOiI-II=tEE' PIECES
BEETLE BAILEY
HOWLONG WILL.YOU &EGON~,51 R'?-
IT USUALl.YTAI<EG FOURHOU~GTO 170
IS HOL.E=
By Mort Walker
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"THEIR SALARIES PReALMOn fJLl R)R,K " '
I (Af.ST Uf.JD£RSrMD'Ut-IY CCU3R€.SS GETI'9JUJRt::fD I.R MR R:T<F:
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WHEN iJ.tREATENE~ ITeXPANI'S'TO FIF'TY 'TIM£~
ITS SIZE:
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GARF1n.D by Jim Davis
Chari.aM. SchutzPEANUTS
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HAGAR THf HORRIBLE
GINCe vJeVe E3S'E:NM,AJZ~15~J: FI@LJJZG "tbLJ'vG·6'A/NE:D 100POUN~ ANC7
YOlJ'v'~golJeHi'25 NeWBoAT6
Bv Chrla Browne
,riA, PIGtJl2l36 oilT ~e "~COMIt-J6
,0 A Nevv [x)A-r I t.lP WITH NeWffve/ZY 4 PotltJP6. 'I'IA'(6 To MAtLeMe- Feel, GUll:rY!
NIZARDOFID~--------- ------- ----- -- - ------'=-
By Brant Parker and Johnny Han
1J.l/7 MAN WA'7 TAKI~b HOM~ PRo~rJY
Of /HE: K'N~M fROM 1He: 5TA8L..E7
GARFIELD By Jim D.vla.~
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II CANT DO THIS MATHPROBLEM .. IT 14A5 T14REE'S
AND FOUR'S IN IT ....
I CAN'T DO PROBLEMST14AT j.{AVE Tj.{REE'S AND
FOUR'S IN Tj.{EM ..
W~ATILL '(OU DOWI-4EN '(au GET
TO EI6l-4T'SAND NINE'S?
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WIZARDOFID
GARFIELD
I'M GOING TO THE. KliCHENTO BAKE. 'to t70ZE.N C.OOKIE.SI
By Brant Parker and Johnny Har t
BvJlm Davis
AND FIX lrlOURSE.LFA LITTLE. SOME.THINCs!
::stroE-- ------ --e-- ayW8IT MacN811y
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HoW M(){;ff I~iH~.~ ~ &ON~T~IC.Tofl.r
""-'" I READ -ruI\T TI\E AvtR.6GEOOUSEHOLD W~TQ\ES7 Yz
HOVRS OF i\' EVER'i t»-'(,
MOM'St-,'{S~E~T WATG\
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I'M ~T9:.\100L...
..$:) IF r GET \-lOME. AI3:00, I S\t)\JLD BE ABLE
m 'N~TC\i If SlRNG\.\t TIlL10:.3:),R\~T?
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by Art Sansom
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SHOE
THE BORN LOSERpo ~GRmDMA ~ 5A.Y5 51-\E.~
39 Yf.J>..R.-::'OlD ... DOE.S TAAT
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HAGAR THE HORRIBLE
TON 1<:;0.-4.,- WeOFPfSFZ A
-rWO-FOf2-0NG&'INNerz
:sPeCIAl-
by Art Sansomp ~eDT REMf..N-&R, YOO AAVE. TO
MQTlPl Y TJ.IATBY ~vrnTO (£T
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By Dlk Brown.
ArJt'ILL..HAve: THE:
6AM~
FORTY· SEVEN __,'Io4OWCAN ""ERE
BE AN ODONUMBER?
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'fY1""nu vr IIJ ----------------..,bll'lly"'BUtWlan--t' "mer ana oIonnny "an
TANK McNAMARA
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FaX T-.r by Bill Amend,,- -WEll.. Irs TAI<fN
'TWo DAYS •••IBoT I'VE FINALLY
fl~ISHED •••,
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tlXTGAs J44M1LES . -
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••• by Jim Unger
r.!lfto
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ClOSE TO ••• by John McPherson
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Accurately ..-..- •••• ., till CIIIIIcrani Isa •••••••• ,..,.. pol ••••
"Take 4 eggs. No, better make it 6. Well,let's say 9. Beat these 11 eggs ... "
NATIONAL ENQtJJD:Il
CLOSETO HOME by John McPherson
"Could I •••••••••••• six or •••• extra airsIckn •••••••• 1"
"Your weight is okay, but you"re too short forit.H
fit. tr\ON'rn OF SUNDAES,I PRESUME?
By Jeff M.cNeily
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PEANUTS
ASK '(OUR D06 IFHE WANTS TO COME
OUT AND PLA\( ..
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by Chari •• M. Schulz
TWO OUT O~THREE ..HEADS 60
o OUT..TAIL5, 5TA,(~ IN ... ONE MORE3' TIME ..• OKAI(, ONE~ MOR'E TIME ...
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By Brant ParKer ana ••onnny n_n
BEETLE BAILEY
BEETLE, '10U'~E ONE OFTWO THINGG,ANC' 1CAN'T
C'ECIDE WHICH
BEETLE BAILEY
By Mort Walk ••.
YOU'RE fElTHER A FIR5T-RATE 1-10NOTHING OR A TENTH- RATE
SOMETHING
By Mort Walk ••
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WIZARDOFID
HOW 170 You
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By Pat Brady
By Brant Parkir and JOhnny Man
BLONDIE
I'M ANSWERING THIS ~OODQUIZ, AND T~E FI~STQUESTION IS WHAT ~,. ~15 MY ~A'JO~ITe
MEA!. ... ~7-'~\:-~b
. I
A THICK JUICY ST~IPSTeAK,? L.ASAGNA?8AReEQUED RIBS? .•
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WIZARDOFID
Ho w t.-o~(? HAVe :L 9EXN
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By Scott Aoams
DY ",nartes M. Schul:
5Tf\i"!5TtCSDON'T lIE,
DOGBE.RT. UNLESS BAD
J STATISTICSWENT TOJAIL - THENTIiE OTHERS
(. WOULD LlE.
o\;;;.I, .,.
50, '<OUR THE.ORY 15
e THAT WHEN CAREERoJ CRIMINALS ARE INi JAIL} OTHER PEOPLE~ COMMIT MORE. CRIMES
~ TO KEEP THE AVERAGE.;; UP, ..i•••
I GUESS MA\(6ETHEI{'RE RIGHT ..GOLF 15 A
G GAME OF.Jf lNC~ES ..'4
«.{~l:,:1'-~
;:£~;?6-13
DILBERT
I OPPOSE PUTTING CAREERCRIMINALS IN JAIL FORLIFE. THERE'S NOEVIDENCE. T~AT LONGER
S~NTENCES )REDUCE CRIME.
HAGAR THE HORRIBLE
THE:I2E? Wlf.,/... £3SA~IJT A TweNTY
MINu,e WAIT
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DILBERT by Scott Adams
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INTO QUInING)MEN'T YOU7
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NOT RE5CIND TKEOf'P05ITE .ACTION OFDECLINING THE REVERSE ~
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ALL EMPlOYEES
MU5T FILL OUTTHIS FOR.M.
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IFAMILYCIRCUS by Bil Ke:ane
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~~ d~nf~rtunately, Bernice didn't read the wash~lAg ~nstructlons on her new blouse until shegot it home.
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PWIIED by Jeff MacNelly
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ClOSE TO HOME by John MePhersor
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Deep down inside, Coach Knott had alwawanted to be a math teacher.
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Mftgets 169 miles per pilon, but it's sort ofa pain when it comes to dati ••• and clttlncgroceries."
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WILL t«xJ HaPME. WITH NH
~1lME~1MlE5,DfAR BROTHER?
"Go straight for 65 cents, left for a dime, then right for $1.10."
CLosE TO •••• by John MePherson-
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"Ed u,s this mobile is a necessity ifshe's going to have any chance of getting
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"lie's not a perfect ••••• bat •••••••• ,.. ...., 01feedback."
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Farmer &b's VWittPle'Slrden is 20 feet wille ll:f~o feet lon'6. Calculate itsarea in 5q.uare footaC6e.
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oaClOSE TO HOME by John MePher
There are times when being a whiz atphysics can be a deftnite drawback,
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I ALWAYS fOOlE D
I\ROUN D au Rr NGMATI'\ CLASSES. NOWr CAN'T DO MY OWNTAXES.
ACCORDING TO TI"II5)
YOU OW E YOUR TI\X ; ~
PREPAR.ER. AN Jtl !I\DDlTIONf\L TWO . j ITIiOUSAND DOLLI\R.S. L-jI;
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ClOSE TO HOME by John McPherson
"Something tells me that the IUJ in the roomabove me isn't doing so well."
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O --.~-CAPE COD 11MESPINION SANtDAY,_17,1_
I'V~ GOT IT.WE'LL. cur TA)(ES
BELOW Z:SB0 so wE'~eACTUALLY tOIVIN6 OJJ.T N\otJE~
THEN WE'LL CJJT SPE.ND/NG
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IN MONE.~.-
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1JIIS IS HoW ,r($)T1D8Eus ~G4'NSTOEM. "
"Good news.. The judge reduced yo..- sentencefrom 7000 y••••• to 5000 y"""
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OPINION SUNDAY CAPE COD TIMESJANUARY 15, 1995
"I'M GOING Sf.40PPING. I'LL BE BACK IN A SIX-PACK'
• Q ~hy did NetJt say t.heQUESTION .. Contrac.t. ~jt.h. America
BO~ was cfle~ible.'? -B.R.,Buffalo
A. It would have to be .
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"Well, this f. Just gotng from bMI to worse."
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OPI NION SUNDAYCAPECODTIMESJANUARY 1, 1••
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OPINION CAPE COD TIMES
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1994