Clueless

Pickle the onion and fly the two Leaf

Make the monkey say uncle and don’t fear the bat of the night

Die a whole death.

Eat red pigment off the daffodils that lie in the graveyard of your mind

Chuck the giraffe out of the elevator of time

Drink life until you can no more

Role a carpet into a Buddhist temple

Meet a priest at the Mardi Gras of no where

Don’t die nameless.

Mindless Roar

Hold your face and embrace disgrace

Lenore Poe mourned for life you should roar.

Angst is a waste move forward never backward

Crack the cell that holds life never look back

Life is up death is down submit and plummet

Duck Cover Run

Duck cover run, we aren’t havening fun.

Dead bodies are falling someday mothers will be crying

Blinded by night commander steps on mine

He will never see sunshine.

Leadless soldiers fall into a trap

They’ll be headless before the nights over

The soundless widows mourn extended families with no empathy grin.

They have no fear of the sin

Alone they take turns throwing roses on the empty coffin.

Their time will come soon.

Ode to Nature Ode to Nature how you annoy me To create something as trees Long and tall it looks down and sees Us as little bees Ode to Nature trees suck They are brown and green they remind me of muck They fall and crush causing panic and leaving the poor ducks Without a home stuck to be run over by a truck Ode to Nature haha you think we can’t handle those damn trees We cut them down burn and craft them into dams taller than your stupid trees We call our lumberjacks god bless their souls to cut and chop your stupid trees We cut your population in half in the last twenty years barely any more stupid trees

The Cow The cow is cool The cow is not a fool The cow is awesome The cow does not go to school He is big and strong And never wrong He is twice the size of you and looks good on the BBQ

A man went to Japan looking for his girlfriend Jan He couldn’t find her so he found a new one and named her Nan She turned out to be a pan Nan became a villain so he gave her to a mountain