Reminds me of a deer I hit on thehighway. Bones were sticking out, all mangled. So rare to find them smiling like this one though.

Sometimes when you’re happy and you know

it, you don’t have to clap your hands.

Dad thought that

backpack felt

lighter.

Founding

member of the

Fallopian Swim

Team.

Soulmates.

But someone in the photo isn’t so sure.

Looks like there’s a crasher at this

John Stossel Fan Club Party.

This poor kid

dressed up as

an elderly

Smokey the

Bear.

The cat is

thinking of

entering him

into some

more shows.

This family believes strongly in the

right to bear farmer’s tans.

“A pony

isn’t looking

so crazy

anymore,

is it Mom?”

Don’t judge them just

because they are judging you.

Yeah, graduation was all fun until

Dad’s eye got poked out.

This family

eliminated the

need for a

background.

“… I got chills,

they’re

multiplyin’…”

Immediately after Father

Shepherd asked if anyone

objected to the wedding,

the clock struck 13 times.

Seeing that it was only 2:26

in the afternoon, the

townsfolk interpreted it as

an omen and realized only

a virgin sacrifice would

save them from the

Doomsday Clock.

The question on everyone’s

mind was, “But which virgin

will it be?”

Even though the elderly couple had recently been

involved in a horrific steamroller accident, they

were determined that the anniversary party would

go on as scheduled.

…And they never spoke of it again.

Clearly a win-win.

Only the dog appears to know that this is all wrong.

Even dressed in gray, Duane refuses to blendinto the background.

Please help

us find our

shoulders.

Not convinced

mom and dad

need all that fur

to stay warm.

These two are considered the

Brangelina of the monkey world.

11/16 of the eyes are looking to the right,

5/16 of the eyes are trained straight ahead.

It will be easy to cut him out of the photo after his mysterious and unsolved death.

It wasn’t until after

the happy couple

had their wedding

photos printed that

they discovered

the ghostly

apparition of Great

Grammy Gertie

manifested

in lilac and complete

disapproval.

“Honey, do you

think we can get

one of the

neighbors

to take a family

photo of us? I

have the perfect

idea! We’ll all

crouch 40 feet

away from the

pool, in the weeds

and poison ivy,

and we’ll have

matching towels!”

Later on the

little girl took

Dad’s Avon

arrowhead

necklace, tied it

to a stick, and

shot it into the

creek behind

them.

If you put on

your red/blue

glasses, you can

encounter them

in 3D!

I wonder what

bet the guy in

the middle lost to

have to wear a

dress to prom?

Looks like mom and dad’s love for one another is infectious.

Oooh, what time is it? It’s time for luuuuv!

Thank God they aren’t hamster people.

FINALLY! A photo of girls in prom dresses holding poultry that makes total sense.

There’s awkward… and then there’s whatever this is. Please tell us that isn’t Capt. Sully.

Jazz Hands… cocked and ready!

Punks in Space.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. But, exert bodily noises and you sit alone.

I no longer need my anti-depressants.This photo cured me.

“There’s room for one more, Jenny”

Sizzle on, Bacon Brothers, sizzle on!

Wow, for a second there I thought this was a pictureof the conception.

“Julie, only Sarah will be having a birthday.”

“Chin up. You’re a strong girl. Now set the table while we take a photographof Sarah for her birthday party. Please, don’t beseen outside.”

Tyrell is quietly getting ready to make a run for it. Good luck, dude!

If only my mobile had that many bars.

This just creeps me out.

Rare sighting of a migrating flock

of Androgynous Wedgies.

I have an idea, you

sit on the floor and

I’ll stand with my

pelvic region right

behind your head.

Beware of the Storm Trooper

hiding under the yard rubbish!

What’s more awkward, the kid who is about to bash

some skulls with the ominous shadow or the mystery

hand holding the football?

This family

wants to know

just what the

hell are you

looking at.

That chick should really lay off the steroids.

Dad is a plumber and mom is a hairdresser;

otherwise perms and clogged drains would’ve

bankrupted the family.

That’s the same look they gave each

other when they got into this predicament.

Please tell me

that’s just a

shadow on the

guy at the left.

Merry Christmas from

the Grimm Family!

Nobody forbid this couple to marry,

but they took the poison anyway.

Dad’s in a Matlock suit, Mom’s in a prom dress,

oldest boy needs to learn how to sit, and

youngest boy needs to learn how to shake.

Hey, how’d his

eyebrows get on

top of her lip?

You’re never too

old to learn.

When you’ve got

Jazz hands like

this, you can afford

to be a little cocky.