redneck weddin
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It all started out with me pickin up my blushin’ bride in a limo
down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work.
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My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception
vittals.
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I took my blushin’ bride to a place where she could get dressed up
and all.
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My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I me an, so we had the
preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.
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Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor. It was a weddin' gift from
our uncle.
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Now that the ceremony was done. It was time to celebrate. Granny had the cooler all
stocked up with beer.
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Bubba dragged out the grill.
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Cousin Nester went to roastin’ up some wieners.
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Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.
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Some of the fellas went water skiing.
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The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jus’ in case.
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When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.
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It even had air conditionin' .
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After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved.
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To our beautiful waterfront condo.