reconstruction song
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Oh, the War Between the States was anything but civil
Now, the election of 1860Featured quite a threat
The Dems couldn’t were splitAnd Lincoln fit the bill
This ticked off some statesWho decided to extricate
The stage was just being setFor this war of ours
Woo hoo!Yippee!
Something’s stirring, yessiree!
So the South launched an invasionWithout explanation,
And Sumter’s guards started uttering exclamations:HALT! We need supplies!
ALARM! We're under attack!FINE! We surrender, take what you desire!AAAK! I am killed by this cannon’s backfire!
Important slave states were right in betweenLeave the Union? No, they stuck with it and remained
With the help of Lincoln’s federal men
Oh, the US, suffering until Lincoln,A Copperhead here could talk
But now they open their mouthsOne misspoken word
And they’re sent to the big houseYes, Habeas Corpus!
Lincoln struck down that constitutional rule.
So in 1861 the battling was begunNaïve sides thinking it would be one and done.
Bull RunShilohAntietam
Unprepared was R. E. LeeDarn those errant smokes
¼ of his men gone, but no counterattack?These slows, what a joke!
Vicksburg
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Western fortress controlled the MissRumpled Grant set up a siege
His dash and flash got the Southerners thinkingToo bad their undermanned ship was sinking
Gettysburg Cold Harbor
Lee’s final victory, massive Union slaying
Pressured from radicals, Abe gave inFreeing rebel slaves after Antietam
“We are not desperate at all, you see.“This proves it to the Brits and my own party”
Homestead ActHomestead, Homestead, Homestead, get your cheap land here
Free-spending Congress giving acres hereGot a lot of territory land, and we make it clear
So come and get it as long as the southerners ain’t here!
Contract Labor ActPacific Railroad Act
New economic policies are starting to debutWith GOPs in Congress the bills are guaranteed to get through
Need subsidies for transcontinental tracks? Here you go!Just make good use of federal land and the dough.
Trent AffairDraft Riots
Did you hear the South’s printing money now?Maybe they can use their cash to rebuild Atlanta after we burn it to the ground!
’64 election!It came right in the middle!
’64 election!Lincoln’s chances seemed little!
But he was re-elected with a few maneuvers and well-timed victoriesAnd look, he regained the Presidency!
Cautious, cautious McClellan,Never on the go.
Like a bunch of tranquilized bees,Floating pollen on the breeze.
Not over the battlefield,Absent from the trees,
Stuck in the post was he.Fiddling in camp is where he was!
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Fly where?Into Lincoln’s doghouse!
Constant pressure was his beliefNever letting up, not allowing relief
Unmoved, he was a butcher,But at least he got the job done
Loyal Virginian Lee surrendered and finally the blues had won!The winner!
Yippee!Until on the battlefield you see
Johnny and Billy, young men who died,At least they rest close to family.
A regal man,J.D. fit the bill on paper and what an impressive arrival
But he dibbled, he dabbled,And was actually inferior to his rival
I'm just a BillYes, I'm only a Bill
And I won’t leave here untilI’ve hurt the Confed. army and punished Georgia’s people
So I’ll make a sentinel and tie a knotAnd leave them with jack-squat
How I hope and pray that they lose their will,But today I am still just a Bill.
(Everyone calls me William, though)
Lincoln was unable to see his resultsInstead dying in a theatrical fashion
Putting the South back together was quite a taskBut it was finished once the North lost interest
The radicals wanted a word of ironTo punish the South
JohnsonCarpet baggers
No mere floor covering carrier were theyCame to exploit the South’s decay
Perhaps they were goodOr maybe not really apropos
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What’s certain was their love for the dough
SharecroppersSupport Reconstruction regimes, how could you!
What a traitor, we don’t need them!Keep your help to yourself
We’ll just redeem ‘emRadical Republicans/ Yellow Dog Democrats
Yellow Dog Democrats knew just one partyYDDs knew
The Republicans, to them, were tabooYep, man’s best friend over man’s favorite omniscient one, that’s what I always
say.
Johnson’s state governments did not treat blacks well“We thought we were free!”
They cried and yelledBut far from emancipated, it was nearer to (shh…) s-l-a-v-e-r-y
To help the FreedmenCongress will make the transition not so bad
Southern whites got really madProtected the refugees from any undue wrongs
Don’t blink, it’s goneWasn’t there too long
Radical elephants wanted no more conservativeThey knew the time had comeFor them to take command.
It's very clear you're being unfair, AndyNo matter what you say, we won't obey.
Gonna hold a revolution now,And we're gonna run it all our way
We're gonna impeach a president! (No more AJ)He's gonna do what the Radicals want! (No more AJ)
We're gonna run things our way! (No more AJ)No executive brancher is going to tell us what to do!
No, you’re not states no more, just provinces of the armyFollow Congress’s requirements
And you’ll be back into the big happy familyOne side of the government took supreme
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Legislative branch strong and boomingWatch out, though! Apathy and Redemption are looming!
Founded by Bedford, white hood tactics shockedWhile scared blacks stayed home
The vote was truly rocked
They wanted to try to tame the black governmentAnd bring it down to size
To let it grow unchecked like thisWas “certainly” unwise
Radical reconstruction was so easy, with no opponents presentRatified in Congress were three amendments
13 banned slavery, the next controversially struck the South, 15 forbade denial of votes and such
Results were laudable, but motivations? Not so much.
“Unconditional Surrender” was too loyal, too royalHis government men let him down
Any reaction? Just a frownWhatever happened to integrity,
As businessmen and nice old G made a mockery of democracy
America was the land of hope,Or so the legend told.
This was a good time for the craftySo much dishonesty, truly it was bold
Tilden surely had that voteJust one phone call needed
Oops! Must have been a misquote…
1876, full of tricksDisputed election
US headed in the wrong directionWhat a proper anniversary of the country’s conception!