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Real Quotes from Resumes
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-‐hopping. I have never quit a job.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Marital status: often. Children: various.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
References: None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Finished eighth in my class of ten.