rbyp slideshow 2009
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We will do as much as we can to help you.WE’LL start with an example…
Super Fly for a white Guy
If you paid attention, you noticed that his fly was open and laughed
see?
BUT…if you still don’t catch on.
If you still don’t get it.
If you still don’t understand.
Or…if your name is Kitty.
Then there’s nothing we can do for you.
For the rest of you,
ENJOY THE SHOW
WE’LL START WITH A POPULARYOUTH HABIT:
Going out nights!
Sharing is caring..
MORE sharing is more caring!
WE HAD SOME VISITORS
They wanted to learn about Romanian traditions…
Romanians wear weird shirts with logos all over…
Most people say pointing is rude, Romanians encourage it!
Who or what is MUTU?!?!
Romanians have many handsome bachelors..
A typical Romanian sport is jumping on a stack of tables..
CHEATER!!
Missions Conference LA
This event really happened…but we only have one picture (real solid evidence) to prove it.
Baptism
Si acuma ca v-ati botezat…
sa nu va-mbracati asha….sexy!
BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
WTF??!
Danny has always wanted a little brother
So, for his birthday…
We got him one!
And we also gave him a way to relieve his stress…
Whack-a-mole!
After much good food…
And many good drinks…
I have to pewp!
I’m booreddd…mmmm…this is good!!
This is how Harris gets all the girls, a nice, tan bod!
I’m sooo booreeddd…
mmmm…this is good!!
Prietenii stiu de ce..
Fetele nu stiu de ce. Da le place.
Hau du iuu get all dee cheecks??
With my hot tan bod!
That boring girl finally left!
Come here little girl!
…insert caption here…
…and here…
…and definitely here.
ALIN!!
Maaah Maaaan!
Brian’s dad wants to be a leg model.
Back when Brian could stand on his own…kinda…
We even had cheerleaders!
She forgot her pom poms at home…
Circus freaks!
Get a room!!
ROMANIA!
Where did that come from??
This should haveended a long timeago.
There’s food…she’s excited!
Who angered the PITU!!
HEHE…it was me.
Three super cool bros!
Brian’s special birthday present…
In memory of our dead deer…
Bubble wrap?
SAFE MODE
ON!!
SAFEMODE
OFF!!
zanga zanga…
Too many girls in the car, he freaked out!
Sharing is caring??
Holy cow, Casper!You need a tan!
Kumbaya my Lord…
Wishes he could play like boody!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Happy birthday from Duck Face!!
We also attended Andy’s birthday. But he didn’t send us any pictures.
That’s because he fell asleep while trying to e-mail us his pictures
Memorial Day Camp
He hasn’t eaten anything yet…but he somehowlooks constipated
FREE CANDY INSIDE
This year, we are offeringa youth calendar as a fundraiser
Here is a preview of the imagesused for this calendar
Jammin January
Fiesty February
Manly March
Angry April
Angry April
Sexy Sergey May
Jumpy June
Jealous July
Gusty August
Slick September
Awkward Awktober
Naughty November
White December
OTHER SUMMER FUN!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!
No, you go!
You go!
You first!
Go ahead!
Ladies first!
What a buncha Pansies!
Half an hour later…
She finally jumped!
Alex & Ema
Manu & Alina
Silviu & Olga
This year, some of us got hitched (married)
Pretty flowers…I mean Eddie!
Wedgie!
23546!…and that’s rounded to the nearest thousandth.
Hey, watch this!
RAWRR!
Mmm mmm good!
Fundraisers
Car Wash
Bake Sale
Now we know why we alwaysrun out of food so fast
Sometimes, Jackie is so crazy, even Anna doesn’t wanna takepictures with her.
Easter Breakfast
With my permit I can park this close to Walmart
Whats inside the cup dori?
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny pink polka dot apron
Its not polite to stare
Profesoara Dori
The way God intended… women in the kitchen. Men waiting to eat. Amen
Guess who?
These are part of my outfit
Ce romantic. Eddies singing to Radu.
YES!!! Organic Tea
I guess it was an ugly hat party too. JK…not
I wonder what it is???
Just what I wanted a bow and arrow…
Cupid is looking for Christina
Showing off his handicap permit
How many presents did Boody get?
Secret love note…
Santas little helpers
Mrs. Clause
LOL
Winning team
Losing team
Winner
Not winner
Lets coordinate outfits day
Where am I gonna hide all these sandwiches
I think Ruth put something “special” in that sandwich.
God bless these sandwiches and the people who eat them.
Yellow…the only color missing from Kittys outfit.
Good job youth group.
Jenny’s shirt was a victim of Kittys mustard attack.
Brian WARNING: Onion breath
GQ
Twilight Part 3
Kitty likes older men
Facebook material
That kid looks like he's having fun
Missing child. Last seen with Andy Matia at VBS
This person is also a suspect in the child's disappearance
Listen to me children…
Don’t listen to Boody.
Missions
Feeding the Homeless
Operation Christmas Child
Tennis Tournament
Boody is high strung
…because Andy keeps mixing business with pleasure.
That ultimately led them to lose
…to a semi-handicapped team.
Ruth found some random hippy to play with
It was almost as intimidating asBoody’s tongue-in-cheek style
After a while, it turned into volleyball
And we were all happy
Maupin/Kah-nee-ta
The happy couple…
…to be!
Women making food…
…men waiting for food!
Insert food here
Munch Time!!
Mmmm food!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Mmmmm soo good, cant chew!!
NOM NOM NOM!
Say AAAAA!
HEY!!
Where’s my food?!!?
Ba Gigi, gimme my food!!
Can I please have my food
THANK YOU!!
Crybaby…
She likes feet…
Colorado Camp!
E.T. GO HOME!
Andy tried to sleep but we scared ‘em awake.
No comment.
Blue team wins!
Brian: Oh Lydia…I am lost in your eye.
Lydia: Oh yeah? Which one!?
The most popular game at camp
One Way Up!
ONE MORE TIME!!!
Jenny’s secret volumizing technique is caught on camera!!
She got too annoying…
…so Brian put her in time out at 80mph.
A typical day in the life of Andy
Beautiful Colorado scenery!
Colorado camp has not changed Brian at all. He’s still a bully.
Spider-Jenny
Illegal in most states…
Serhiy showing off his black side…
Andy’s narcolepsy is contagious
For those of you who don’t know what narcolepsy is,It’s a disorder where you sleep a lot.
Andy was always asleep….so we always messed with him.
We found some very unusual sleeping habits.
They thoroughly enjoy jumping!
And that was Colorado..
This year, we developed some bad habits...
Digging for gold
Eating buried treasure.
Sharing sweaters.
Mounting onto others…
Skipping around in public
Pretending to be a mother when you are not really one.
Getting in a dinghy with Manu.
Picking up chicks.
Girls not doing what they are supposed to be doing in a bathroom
Labor Day - Lewisville
Some people make the funniest faces
But there is someone who takes the cakewhen it comes to the art of face-making
Camp Oakhurst
Some of us listen to some really hard music.
AND THERE IS
PROOF THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT HEALTHY
It makes you go crazy
It makes you look shady in picture backgrounds
It actually causes brain damage
Makes you hatefulIt even makes you HATEFUL
So, we should STOPbefore it’s too late
After the kickoff got delayedso many times, we had tokick something.
Grill: The only straight way men can cook without abandoning their gender role
Don’t worry, Ruth. People won’t look!
Since we have so many eligible bachelors in our church, we wanted to give you a more in-depth, honest……very honest perspective of what a typical, healthy…and very honest relationship looks like…honestly.
This is the relationship of…
Brian Ivan…The Love Guru
The guy is typically mad.
The girl is typically oblivious.
…and there is always another happily waiting in line.
The guy typically drinks his sorrows away.
The girl knows no sorrows…and there’s always another guy happily waiting in line.
Random
If this was Colorado Camp, Flav would get kicked outfor pretending to be high
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This slideshow is so funny
Brian was here
Andrei punched a random kid because of this
…and this.
His exact words before punching the kid were
His exact words before punching the kid were
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
His exact words before punching the kid were
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
IN THE FACE
Harris…why the guilty look?
Here’s a knife…Do something with it
We realized that some people look like celebrities
Benny Hinn
And ICA MICLAU
Random thing from Horton Hears a WHO
AND HORATIU
Ma’ and Pa’
…kitty and Chris
King Julien from Madagascar
And FLAVI
Mushy
So, in 2009 we…
So, in 2009 we…
took the most people ever to Colorado
fed the homeless
caroled and passed out blankets to the homeless
went to Oakhurst
did some fundraising went to the missions conferencehad a blast at Memorial Day Camp
had a blast at Winter Camp
went Caroling
ate breakfast together for Easterhad fellowship with the elders at the Senior Banquet
visited some elderly sick people
took part in a tennis tournamentgot visited by and hosted the youth from Seattle, San Francisco, Bend
saw some of us lose some of us to marriage
went to Maupin and Kah Nee Tah
jumped off of high rocksplayed Lapte Gros
…and we most likely forgot to mention many things.
But of course, there is always room for improvement.
So, this year, let’s strive to do more that we’ve done so far.
More missions
More activities
More prayer
More Bible-reading
In 2010, let’s strive to be who God wants us to be.
HAPPY NEW YEARMay God bless our youth in 2010