Razzle Dazzle (Chicago)

SOLOGive 'em the old razzle dazzleRazzle Dazzle 'emGive 'em an act with lots of flash in itAnd the reaction will be passionateGive 'em the old hocus pocusBead and feather 'emHow can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'emAnd they'll never catch wise!

ALLGive 'em the old Razzle DazzleRazzle dazzle 'emSOLOGive 'em a show that's so splendiferousRow after row will crow vociferous

ALLGive 'em the old flim flam flummoxFool and fracture 'em

SOLOHow can they hear the truth above the roar?

(roar, roar, roar, roar)

ALLThrow 'em a fake and a finagleThey'll never know (solo:) you're just a bagel,

SOLORazzle dazzle 'emAnd they'll beg you for more!

ALLGive 'em the old double whammyDaze and dizzy 'emSOLOBack since the days of old MethuselahEveryone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

ALLGive 'em the old three ring circusStun and stagger 'emSOLOWhen you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girderThey'll let you get away

ALL

with murderRazzle dazzle 'emRazzle Dazzle 'emRazzle Dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star!