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    Issue #8

    .50 throne gelt/issue

    The recent upswing in monster attacks

    has been revealed as the work of subversive

    alien worshipping cultists! These cults have

    been recruiting from the disaffected and

    downtrodden of Rathole for several months

    now. They are operating from a

    hidden redoubt in the wastes

    outside of Rathole. From here

    they have launched a series of

    daring raids on outlying

    communities and outposts.

    Recently, however they have

    turned their attention on the

    guilder caravans travelling with

    supplies to Rathole and the

    settlements beyond. Food and

    clean water are becoming scarce

    but, more importantly, the

    ammunition supply is starting to

    dry up. Local gangs scramble to

    find ammo for their weapons

    while the price skyrockets out of

    control. When asked for

    comment, Goliath leader, the Mangler, said

    our biggest worry is that without ammo,

    Peace could break out at any momentand I

    dont want any part of that!

    Authorities warn all citizens of Rathole

    to be on the lookout for members of this

    insidious cult. Members appear to bear the

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    marks of alien impurities such as insect-like

    deformities of the flesh and a disturbance of

    the mind resulting in violent and

    uncharacteristic behavior. If you notice any

    of these signs please report the offender/s

    to the local watchmen so they may be

    incinerated in a safe and secure manner.

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    In a recent raid on their home turf the

    Riot Grrlz were able to bring down a huge

    scaly mutant belonging to their long time

    rivals, the Festering Brotherhood. The

    massive mutant, known in the wastes as

    Rottbottom weighed in at a whopping

    537lbs. A small trophy was awarded to the

    lucky Escher leader who was rightfully

    pleased with their record. A threatening

    letter was received by our office from the

    Festering Brotherhood who claimed that

    they would make bloody trophies of all of

    the gangs of Rathole when they seize power

    and turn the populace into their slaves.

    The Eadbangers earned some new

    hatred from the upstart Riot Grrlz gunning

    down several of the outmatched Eschers in

    a scramble for spoils in the upper regions of

    the Deep Six. We aint no suckas gonna

    be dashed by no pretty girlies..har har har

    exclaimed the Mangler when asked about the

    fight. When asked for comment the Escher

    leader Miranda saidWehad to leave

    because the testosterone was so thick in the

    airyou couldnt draw a line of sight!

    The Guilty Gears clashed with the

    Eadbangers shortlythereafter in an

    attempt to snag some loot from under the

    goliaths noses. We just wanted to shut

    them up for a few minutes..Brag, brag,

    brag, youd think theydcaused the downfall

    of the entire Escher House by the way they

    go on about it! Unfortunately for the

    gears the Eadbangers were in a fighting

    mood and brought down several of them in

    a vicious onslaught.