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Issue #8
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The recent upswing in monster attacks
has been revealed as the work of subversive
alien worshipping cultists! These cults have
been recruiting from the disaffected and
downtrodden of Rathole for several months
now. They are operating from a
hidden redoubt in the wastes
outside of Rathole. From here
they have launched a series of
daring raids on outlying
communities and outposts.
Recently, however they have
turned their attention on the
guilder caravans travelling with
supplies to Rathole and the
settlements beyond. Food and
clean water are becoming scarce
but, more importantly, the
ammunition supply is starting to
dry up. Local gangs scramble to
find ammo for their weapons
while the price skyrockets out of
control. When asked for
comment, Goliath leader, the Mangler, said
our biggest worry is that without ammo,
Peace could break out at any momentand I
dont want any part of that!
Authorities warn all citizens of Rathole
to be on the lookout for members of this
insidious cult. Members appear to bear the
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marks of alien impurities such as insect-like
deformities of the flesh and a disturbance of
the mind resulting in violent and
uncharacteristic behavior. If you notice any
of these signs please report the offender/s
to the local watchmen so they may be
incinerated in a safe and secure manner.
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In a recent raid on their home turf the
Riot Grrlz were able to bring down a huge
scaly mutant belonging to their long time
rivals, the Festering Brotherhood. The
massive mutant, known in the wastes as
Rottbottom weighed in at a whopping
537lbs. A small trophy was awarded to the
lucky Escher leader who was rightfully
pleased with their record. A threatening
letter was received by our office from the
Festering Brotherhood who claimed that
they would make bloody trophies of all of
the gangs of Rathole when they seize power
and turn the populace into their slaves.
The Eadbangers earned some new
hatred from the upstart Riot Grrlz gunning
down several of the outmatched Eschers in
a scramble for spoils in the upper regions of
the Deep Six. We aint no suckas gonna
be dashed by no pretty girlies..har har har
exclaimed the Mangler when asked about the
fight. When asked for comment the Escher
leader Miranda saidWehad to leave
because the testosterone was so thick in the
airyou couldnt draw a line of sight!
The Guilty Gears clashed with the
Eadbangers shortlythereafter in an
attempt to snag some loot from under the
goliaths noses. We just wanted to shut
them up for a few minutes..Brag, brag,
brag, youd think theydcaused the downfall
of the entire Escher House by the way they
go on about it! Unfortunately for the
gears the Eadbangers were in a fighting
mood and brought down several of them in
a vicious onslaught.